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A show that kinda feels like Casey Kasem cookin’ up crockpot shortwave pirate radio, but with a lot more curbside cassette mixtapes, lost radio serials, French Canadian comedy… and zings, pings, and static. Or, well, maybe it doesn’t feel anything like that at all.

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Devilcake  Hands Off My Oreos   Favoriting Welcome To The Gyrodome 
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Descendents  I Like Food   Favoriting Bonus Fat 
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Dead Kennedys ‎  Soup Is Good Food   Favoriting Frankenchrist 
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Skankin' Pickle  $13,000 Is A Lot of Food!   Favoriting Sing Along with Skankin Pickle 
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Mephiskapheles  The Bumble Bee Tuna Song   Favoriting God Bless Satan 
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Baba Brooks  Night Food Ska   Favoriting  
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McDonald's Value Menu  Yo, DJ!   Favoriting  
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Trench Party  Eat Breakfast   Favoriting Trench Party / House Cat Split Cassette 
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Bill Goffrier  Donut Whole Theme Song   Favoriting     0:27:53 (Pop-up)
RV and OI  Knock this Potato Chip Off My Shoulder   Favoriting Demo 
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McDonald's Breakfast Burritos  "Andale" Alaska Version   Favoriting  
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J.J. Hunsecker  Wild Side of Tom's Diner   Favoriting Demo 
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The American Tract Society  What's for Dinner?   Favoriting Cleaning Up! 
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Charles Rice Goff III & Eric Matchett  The Carrot Eyes of Mr. Salad   Favoriting All Taped Out 
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Charles Rice Goff III & Eric Matchett  In the Wake of a Pancake Breakfast   Favoriting All Taped Out 
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Joel Sanderson  Checkers Grocery Store Theme   Favoriting Demo 
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Shasta Advert  Mac and Joe/Beach   Favoriting  
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Demolition Kitchen  Side B   Favoriting Words for Lunch 
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CBC Nightfall  The Appetite of Mr. Lucraft (Radio Play)   Favoriting  
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Barbeque Time Henry Quartet  Figure 2 ( A Table, At The Restaurant, At The End Of The Universe)   Favoriting Figure 2 ( A Table, At The Restaurant, At The End Of The Universe) 
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Jon Ciliberto  BGM 15 Lunch   Favoriting BGM 15 
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Sizzler  Promotional Pitch   Favoriting  
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Ink Spots  Java Jive   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Buddy Clark, Xavier Cugat  Chiquita Banana   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Kay Kyser  Coffee Time   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Slim Ballard, His Flat Foot Floogie Boys  Matzoh Balls   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Rosemary Clooney, Frank Comstock's Orchestra  Mangos   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Cab Calloway and His Orchestra  A Chicken Ain't Nothin' But a Bird   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Sarah Vaughan, Joe Lippman's Orchestra  Black Coffee   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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The Modernaires  Coffee Five, Doughnuts Five (Coffee And Doughnuts Ten)   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Les Brown  Frim Fram Sauce   Favoriting DinerMite: The Swingin' Diner 
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Listener comments!

  💣 3:02am
tom tom the pipers son:

wakey, wakey, just woke up, maggie hertz, what's on the agenda for this morning?
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Paulo AD:

Whats up bombers
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jura:

love the sound of punk in the morning! <3
  3:05am
Yvang:

Hi Maggie and the Hertzians!
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coelacanth∅:

greetings Maggie and all
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coelacanth∅:

did that cassette come with a miniature version of the Giger poster?
Avatar 💣 3:08am
spodiodi:

hello, Maggie and all.
barely here
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Maggie Hertz!:

Gooooood morning, y'all!
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coelacanth∅:

↳ spodiodi @3:08
i'm an idiot still being awake...researching tonearm headshells and cheap cartridges
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Paulo AD:

My word !! Cracking band name though
Avatar 💣 3:13am
spodiodi:

↳ coelacanth∅ @3:11
man... me too (minus the tonearm research) i have no business being conscious
Avatar 💣 3:14am
spodiodi:

↳ Paulo AD @3:11
are you familiar with the song from tv commercials, Paulo?
Avatar 💣 3:14am
spodiodi:

you say though like the song is beautiful as well
  💣 3:14am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ spodiodi @3:13
went to sleep at 10 to be up by 3
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spodiodi:

↳ spodiodi @3:14
isn't*
Avatar 💣 3:16am
spodiodi:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:14
ah cool, was wondering where you were
  💣 3:16am
tom tom the pipers son:

queens, ny
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spodiodi:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:16
nice. your intro threw me
  💣 3:18am
tom tom the pipers son:

you're in norcal, correct?
Avatar 💣 Swag For Life Member 3:19am
Paulo AD:

↳ spodiodi @3:14
Nope, this is definetly not a Welsh commercial lol
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spodiodi:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:18
i'm on the west coast, but didn't sleep last night...

yes, i'm in sf
  💣 3:22am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ spodiodi @3:19
had a friend in sebastapol, who i visited... nice "scenery", up further north too
Avatar 💣 3:22am
spodiodi:

cool i figured that might be the case. i'm sure it's on yt... (if you're at all interested it's catchy and every american knows it.. and kind of cute, therey making that band covering it in that style extra funny)
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spodiodi:

↳ spodiodi @3:22
that was for Paulo!
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coelacanth∅:

there was an authentic traincar diner in a town near where i lived as a child that has since been bought by some entitled pig in germany...actually had it shipped there!
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spodiodi:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:22
no doubt.. and south as well... where did you like best?
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Paulo AD:

↳ spodiodi @3:22
Cheers man, I'll check it out later :)
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Aitch:

meow bang buzz
  💣 3:26am
tom tom the pipers son:

@ maggie: you know what's worse, the worrying about the dental problems, or the aftermath of having them fixed?
Avatar 💣 Swag For Life Member 3:30am
Paulo AD:

After coming back fomr vaykay about 5kg heavier than when I went I'm not on a serious diet/cut. This show is not helping lol
  💣 3:30am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ spodiodi @3:24
up north, saw some beautiful country near mendocino, and drove most of pacific coast highway from san fran to san luis obispo, so hard to pick, but there's big sur... went to nepenthe
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coelacanth∅:

we used to sing that bumblebee tuna song, and others -none of which i can think of.
but i do remember that whackdonald's commercial...when most everyone jumped on the "cool" bandwagon... a 7-up commercial that just showed a 7-up can flicker light, with a short but "cool" song with a fuzzy guitar...got it on tape but it was drowning in hiss 20 years ago...
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Song: ""Andale" Alaska Version" by "McDonald's Breakfast...
heh, they tried every angle, determined to get EVERYONE stuffing empty calories into their holes!
  💣 3:36am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Song: "Wild Side of Tom's Diner" by "J.J. Hunsecker"
nineties time capsule... all the "classic" sounds
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ coelacanth∅ @3:24
WILD! I mean, pigs aside, it sure does sound pretty!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:26
Ugh, def the recoveryyyy
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Paulo AD:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:36
haha yes it is :)
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Paulo AD @3:30
Hey, that's the sign of a well enjoyed vacay!
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spodiodi:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:30
cool. i love mendocino co. and most of n.cali, though i seldom leave sf. i haven't actually even been to big sur. -- the times i've driven further south have been inland, until about santa barbara
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ coelacanth∅ @3:30
Hell yeah, I love this! I remember that 7-Up tune note for note!
  💣 3:39am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @3:37
ah, sorry, for me it was the worrying that took up so much headspace
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Paulo AD:

Weird I've used that siren sample on one of my songs
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Paulo AD:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @3:38
It was really well enjoyed. So much so none of my clothes fit haha
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Paulo AD @3:41
Stoked to hear it!!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @3:39
I mean, both parts pretty equally sucked this time around haha
  💣 3:47am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ spodiodi @3:39
was up un a hill near mendocino and there were treetops as far as i could see, was kind of a psychedelic experience and indeed the nature i saw in california made me want to trip, al though i ended up not. wondering how many of those trees burned recently...
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @3:37
it was gorgeous!
- it just pisses me off that the guy didn't just have one built over there to look like it...could've even built it on an old german train car.
he didn't have to deprive the community of a beautiful piece of history. spoiled pig.
(it was a decent diner too)
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Aitch:

↳ Song: "The Carrot Eyes of Mr. Salad" by "Charles Rice Go...
They need Paul McCartney on Celery
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Aitch @3:47
AGREED!
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Aurwood:

wow SAG-AFTRA just began their strike
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ coelacanth∅ @3:47
Yeah, that's a bummer! I'm sure it cost a fortune to have it shipped over there, too!
  💣 3:51am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @3:45
put off my dental problems for 10 yrs because i was in no pain but started having issues a couple of yrs ago, so lots of time for worrying... guess we'll hear more about your ordeal
  💣 3:52am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Aitch @3:47
ah, a beach boys reference...
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @3:49
i'm sayin'!
he probably spent more having it shipped...probably had to dismantle it to some degree then make a zillion repairs to journey damage -and stuff that just needed to be updated anyway...you wouldn't put it back together with rotting out parts...
but i guess he had to be able to *say* it was authentic.
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Aitch @3:47
he's a virtuoso on the celery after all!
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Philipp:

saluyt, all citizens wfmu land, and dear dj and crew, warm greetings from Saint-Petersburg(Russia).

cassete culture not dead!
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coelacanth∅:

greetings Philipp
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Philipp @3:57
Hiiii, Phiipp!!
  4:02am
Hi from Holland:

Aloha!
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Ryan Sterlingvirtue:

Hi Maggie, enjoying your show from here in Belgium.
  💣 4:08am
tom tom the pipers son:

feel these charles goff tapes represent a grass roots anti-corporate left when reaganism was a clearly defined enemy.
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Maggie Hertz!:

Gooood morning!! Thanks for hangin out!!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @4:08
I think that's very much what he's aiming for
  4:14am
Roger That:

give me pennies I'll take anything.
  💣 4:15am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @4:11
i get it, even in the jacket artwork
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Krys O.:

Good morning!
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Maggie Hertz!:

Goood morning!
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Philipp:

↳ Song: "Side B" by "Demolition Kitchen"
this is beautiful surrealism, acid )) "arthouse"
  💣 4:22am
tom tom the pipers son:

good morning krys!
  💣 4:31am
tom tom the pipers son:

@krys: ever watch that doc about z channel?
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Krys O.:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @4:31
Hey, I started to. It looks great. I just haven't had time lately.
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Maggie Hertz!:

I keep meaning to watch that, myself! Maybe this weekend!
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Strandlund:

Happy Friday Maggie and all the listeners out there...
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Maggie Hertz!:

Happy Friday!! :D
  💣 4:43am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Krys O. @4:38
kind of fading from memory now for me, but made me think of fmu, minus tragic part, and had great clips, i might try to watch it again somehow, missed the beginning
  4:45am
Deg from Easton:

doing bong hits in public isn't the end of the world as some would have you to believe
  💣 4:59am
tom tom the pipers son:

oh, maggie, did you watch those w.c. fields shorts, including "the dentist" ?
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fred:

Good morning Maggie and listeners
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Maggie Hertz!:

Goooood morning!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @4:59
I have not! Been mega busy with this moving business but it's on the agenda for this weekend!
  💣 5:05am
tom tom the pipers son:

oh, still moving...
  5:06am
Listener Bop Monroe:

greetings from thundery booming all nite Tannersville DJMH.

"godfrey daniels!!"
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @5:06
So jealous! Would love some stormy weather to close this show out with over here!
  💣 5:08am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Song: "Figure 2 ( A Table, At The Restaurant, At The End...
find this title humorous, music too
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @5:05
Unfortunately, yes
  5:08am
Listener Bop Monroe:

↳ Song: "Figure 2 ( A Table, At The Restaurant, At The End...
'why won't he answer me?'
'he's spending a year dead for tax purposes.'
'oh.'
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @5:08
"Classic John!"
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Krys O.:

That Brandon's family restaurant commercial reminded me of the Snuffy's Pantages Banquet Hall TV commercials from the early 80s.
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Krys O. @5:11
Oh, man, I've never even heard of Snuffy's!!
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fred:

One of the projects in the Japanese New Music Festival is them cutting up, grating or just hitting vegetables (amplified of course)
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ fred @5:12
I'm hot for this kinda behavior
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Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I've been enjoying this show while part-time napping and part-time reading TMNT comics in bed.
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150) @5:17
I can appreciate this approach!
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fred:

Another food-based project I once saw was ?Alos (Stefania Pedretti from Ovo). She prepared a vegan meal (with mics all around), switched to guitar while it was cooking, then chose a member of the audience to share the meal with her
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Krys O. @5:11
snuffy's in scotch plains?! saw that place almost daily for ~7 years but never went in.
  💣 5:22am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Song: "BGM 15 Lunch" by "Jon Ciliberto"
nice analog synth... a light touch
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coelacanth∅:

there was an almost constant lightning/thunder for at least 10 hours straight, probably closer to 12 -up until a few hours ago.
it's very humid here but not hot.
only a few drops of rain.
this is good spooky weather music
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ fred @5:19
Helllll yeah! Big fan of Stefania!
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Krys O.:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @5:12
Here's a Snuffy's commercial.

youtu.be...
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Krys O.:

↳ coelacanth∅ @5:19
Yup, they closed in 2020 owing hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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fred:

There was also a dance show by Liat Dror and Nir Ben Gal where dancers would make bread during the performance, then cooked it in ovens at the back of the stage. They shared the bread with the audience at the end
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Krys O.:

Such a terrific show, Maggie. Cat Bomb Radio reminds me of the venerable Audio Kitchen with the late great Professor. Appointment Radio. Thanks and take care. Until next time!
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Krys O. @5:26
Krys i remember always hearing the owners were up to something shady!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Krys O. @5:29
Mega compliment, Krys! Thanks for hanging out!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ fred @5:27
I love this!!
  5:31am
Listener Bop Monroe:

i'm sizzlin'!
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coelacanth∅:

and i'm out as well.
though i doubt i can sleep now.

Thanks Maggie great program!

tchau
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ coelacanth∅ @5:32
Thanks for hanging out with us through the night! Till next time!
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Strandlund:

↳ Song: "Promotional Pitch" by "Sizzler"
Did Sizzler run for office?
  💣 5:35am
tom tom the pipers son:

seems sizzlers, ruby tuesdays, have gone the way of diners... disappeared
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Strandlund @5:35
AHAHAHAHA! Clay and I were just chatting about how aimed it seemed!
  💣 5:40am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @5:35
disappeared middle class
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Strandlund:

↳ Maggie Hertz! @5:36
We're all on the same wavelength...
  5:41am
Yvang:

A song about bananas is all I need right now!
  5:42am
Listener Bop Monroe:

i'm makin' cawfee here, who wants cawfee?!!!!!
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Rich in Bristol:

↳ Song: "Coffee Time" by "Kay Kyser"
Ooh, coffee. Yes, please!
  5:43am
Danny San:

Americano take banana bring back guns. good stuff
  5:43am
Listener Bop Monroe:

nighthawks at the ass crack diner...
  💣 5:45am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Danny San @5:43
used to make a livin' by pickin' the banana, now i'm a guide for the cia, hurray for the usa!
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Maggie Hertz!:

...The giant platter of chicken and waffles I'm about to stuff my face with when I get outta here...Woof!
  5:51am
Listener Bop Monroe:

A Chicken Ain't Nothin' But a Bird but a good cigar is a smoke.
  💣 5:52am
tom tom the pipers son:

thanks maggie, have a great week...
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @5:52
Thanks, you too!!
  5:56am
Listener Bop Monroe:

(no cigars fer me but-)
awoken and bokin'!

thnx for a great start to our Friday DJMH!
our diner here Selina's doesn't open til 7:30am.
great set! till next week b safe.
  5:57am
Yvang:

Thanks Maggie for the nicotine and other sounds!
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Maggie Hertz!:

Heck yeah!! Thanks for hanging out!! Hope mega tasty breakfasts are in the near future!
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Juli:

Ten cents prolly
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Juli:

♾🖤
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Strandlund:

Thanks Maggie!! Great show, as always!! Vote Sizzler!!
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Juli:

Ty DJ:::}
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StringOFperils:

3 eggs, ham 'n' grits with bottomless coffee cup, plus pie or fruit cocktail for dessert. 35 cents. Thanks. I could just sit and listen to this 'til 1946!
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Maggie Hertz!:

↳ Strandlund @5:58
LOLOLOL
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Maggie Hertz!:

Thanks, y'all!! Til next week!
  2:45am
Al Garve:

↳ Song: "Wild Side of Tom's Diner" by "J.J. Hunsecker"
It also has the Bernard Herman love theme from taxi driver mashed in there
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