Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from August 2, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting August 2, 2023: "Would You Rather" with Jack and Henry

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
Triple G:

Welcome to 7-Year-Old-Second Delay
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dale:

do the grandkids have beards too?
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Matt from Springfield:

Ah, grandkids edition! I hope this will be as great as the Cub Scout episode! (At least the 2nd episode, in 2012).

HI Ken & Andy & 7 year olds & those of 7 year old maturity!
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PaulRobeson1923:

Hello fellow Human Beings!
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Roberto:

Andy's wrong about this one. Ken's Ed McMahon and Andy's Johnny Carson.
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Matt from Springfield:

Ah, twins and not cousins from Andy's different children. I was wondering, since they were both 7!
  6:04pm
Glistener MW:

Children present! This show will certainly contain 98% fewer problematic-slurs
  6:05pm
Triple G:

If it’s any consolation to Jack & Henry, Ken & Andy fight a lot too
  6:06pm
Retinox:

😀
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Matt from Springfield:

But "Jack & Henry" does flow together better, so sorry 3 minutes older Henry, have to list in that order!

"Jack & Henry", good name for a trendy urban restaurant.
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Bob Barth:

Good afternoon gentlemen.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Glistener MW @6:04
I would say adding *more* slurs, but one's that would go over their 7 year old heads.

SEE! Like that! "There's a hole in the arm where the money goes".
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Bob Barth:

or give up hope?
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Matt from Springfield:

"Do that bwah, chiwl!" 😄
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Ciggy:

Chill brah chill
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Matt from Springfield:

Oh burn! "Nadia jokes"! 🔥
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Matt from Springfield:

But how often is the reproducing quarter's income taxed?? That's what'll getcha.
  6:15pm
shanefore1:

What do Ken and Andy think about 11 year olds being legal in France?
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Matt from Springfield:

Yep, lump settlement. Take the money as quickly as possible and bite the taxes at once. Yep, "walk away"!
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DjLorraine:

Can the metal be reused? Can you have silver quarters?
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cosmic matrix:

haha this is great! awww
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Matt from Springfield:

Let's see...does the bear trap have 'bear claw' pastries in it??...
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dale:

was andy too cheap to hire a babysitter tonight? is this why this is happening?
  6:23pm
Sam:

Andy: "It's your lucky day Ken, I just happen to have a bear trap with me."
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cosmic matrix:

oh hey zane i just blew bubbles at the camp you're at
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Matt from Springfield:

Aww, is that little Zane now grown up! 🙂
  6:25pm
Sam:

That's the first thing the Ninja recruiters tell you: Ninjas never get seasick.
  6:26pm
Sam:

A pirate could just fire a musket at the ninja
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:23
And, lacking in show ideas. Just put kids on and they'll talk about something the whole time.
  6:26pm
yippie:

now i understand why theres a ninja gym where the record fair used to be
  6:28pm
Triple G:

A zoo in China is displaying a human in a bear costume — in the news recently
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Juli:

↳ Triple G @6:28
Oh I saw that lol
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Matt from Springfield:

Hey, literally "the next Jack Lemmon"!
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Juli:

Time Machines duh
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common:

Jack Lemmon!
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Bob Barth:

If you go to the future you'll find the burnt remains of Disney World with Confederate Flags flying over the ashes.
  6:34pm
Sam:

Are you afraid you're gonna die alone! That was good!
  6:34pm
queems:

wow hard hitting question
  6:34pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Ya got Bucci!
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dale:

wouldn't you eat your own arms? kind of grotesque.
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Bob Barth:

Hang up - I sense cannibal!!!
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Juli:

Yuck. lol
  6:35pm
Sam:

I would take the teleporter. A time machine is useless, every other time on Earth sucked, and the future will be even worse. A teleporter would allow you to enjoy the best of the present moment everywhere. This is the best it's ever going to be.
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Juli:

↳ Sam @6:35
But infinite time?
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Bob Barth:

Pirates live longer.
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Juli:

I wanna teleport tho::::{
  6:36pm
Sam:

↳ Juli @6:35
I don't know. I guess it's true you end up in the future regardless.
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cosmic matrix:

somebody sample that
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Matt from Springfield:

How are the commenters when you're a pirate?
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PaulRobeson1923:

↳ Bob Barth @6:32
Or the past! Deadliest hotel fire in American history. The building was packed out with guests who had come to shop & watch the new popular Disney animated film Song of the South- Winecoff Hotel fire
  6:37pm
Sam:

I'd rather be able to go anywhere instantly than travel back in time and then be stuck in some town.
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Bob Barth:

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:37
oof
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

This show is a perfect example of why we need abortions and birth control.
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Bob Barth:

Henry is gunning for Producer.
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PaulRobeson1923:

Raw Iguana meat but not dead. Just the tail!
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dale:

iguana meat - tastes like chicken!
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Ciggy:

Would you rather make money by taking a reverse mortgage on grandpa Andy's house
Or
Make money by gambling using grandpa Andy's Martingale system
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Iguana change the channel
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Bob Barth:

"Bing-Bang-Boom" That's a NJ kid if I ever heard one.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:41
Tails will grow back.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Emmy award for comedy writing or a lifetime of free meals at Applebee's?
  6:43pm
WTFChuck:

How much do I have to donate next March to get Jack and Henry to take over this show?
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HyperDose:

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:41
What is this, the Wall of Voodoo fan club? lol
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Cuz she has a job Andy...remember those? - Ken Zinger for the win!
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dale:

do henry and jack know about the pinball machine?
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:43
If you're a comedy writer, a steady supply of food is more important. They don't take Emmys to pay for food! Believe me, I've tried..
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ HyperDose @6:43
Admittedly I first heard of "barbecued iguana" from them, but I've been fascinated with it ever since!
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PaulRobeson1923:

↳ Bob Barth @6:38
www.firehouse.com...
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

If you lick your dishes does that count as cleaning them?
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PaulRobeson1923:

Would you rather start yer day with Oatmeal & chia seeds or a Glazed Donut and a Cigarette
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PaulRobeson1923:

Sit down air! Please! this is On the radio!
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Matt from Springfield:

I like that one - "always farting" or "constantly" picking your nose..
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Would you rather have a President who is a criminal or a President who has Alzheimers?
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Lizardner Dave !:

I think I'd rather listen to something else than another kids edition of SSD but I suspect I'm in the minority.
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PaulRobeson1923:

Would you rather have Belly Berries or small potatoes?
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HyperDose:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45
Crazee Burger in San Diego might have iguana. They make exotic meat wishes come true!
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Bob Barth:

Hey who let the SUIT into the studio?
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PaulRobeson1923:

The Berries have it
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Matt from Springfield:

Beware of strangers with pitted fruits. And those with bean sprout salads, especially!!
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Bob Barth:

He's gonna lure kids with Salad? If he can do that, I say he earned them.
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Roberto:

↳ Bob Barth @6:54
You don't lure kids with sa-lad
You don't lure kids with sa-lad
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Would you rather have Andy talk or his kids talk. Both are stranger danger.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Bob Barth @6:54
"You don't win friends with Sal-ad!/You don't win friends with Sal-ad!"...

The kids will be giving pointers and current advice to the stranger for next time - otherwise it's just not challenging at all.
  6:56pm
yippie:

halloween is my cats birthday
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Bob Barth:

and the plot of SAW X has been revealed.
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HyperDose:

↳ yippie @6:56
Your cat is lucky you're not a Jehovah's Witness
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Matt from Springfield:

"fas-kin-at-ing"
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Rather have your name changed to John Smith or Quagiamokentrick Fugalumar? Constantly explaining not that John Smith or spelling out something no one has ever encountered?
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Bob Barth:

I'd rather fly business class.
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks for coming on the show, Jack & Henry!
Good that Ken & Andy are training up the next generation of radio hosts!
  6:59pm
yippie:

instead of telling the caller "you're on the air" can you say "the air's under you"
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PaulRobeson1923:

Good job, Jack, Ken, Andy & Henry!
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cosmic matrix:

whoo hoo
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Matt from Springfield:

Would everyone rather: Take care, or Have a good night?
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HyperDose:

Thanks dudes!
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listener 126464:

Thanks, kids!
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Bob Barth:

Great show fellas!
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DjLorraine:

Can they cut my grass ?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ DjLorraine @7:00
They can likely fix your computer problems.
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DjLorraine:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @7:01
That'a critical for 2023.
Thanks guys!
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McGroovey:

What's that vaudeville saying about following kids?
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