Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 3, 2021 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Avatar 6:04pm
HyperDose:

BOOM. And we're in!
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khd:

go 2 hell
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khd:

i missed last week's show - did ken get the shot
  6:05pm
ww:

It doesn't seem to stop.....
Avatar 6:05pm
HyperDose:

Ken drank a lot of shots, don't know if he got any needles in him.
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dale:

if there's a week's supply of fruit stripe gum on the line andy would care more.
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queems:

if they had done this topic a coupleof months ago, i could have won with some of the stuff in my fridge. there was sour mix from before i even moved into this house
  6:08pm
ww:

I mean, how is it that these guys are still here? the cops didn't get 'em? the FDC didn't get 'em? The FBI didn't get 'em. WTF?
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dale:

i have a box of peter coopers gelatine from the civil war era but it doesn't have a date on it so it doesn't count.
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

I have canned goods that are well over 5 years old.
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Ken - duh, you smoke kambucha.
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litmus0001:

NADIA!!!
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HyperDose:

Nadia no! omg don't poison Fido >.<
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PaulRobeson1920:

OUT! Demon out! Out demon out demon out out out!
  6:12pm
yippie:

nyet
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dale:

nothing wrong with those - unless they are kosher.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Here is a sheep TikTok - www.tiktok.com...
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PaulRobeson1920:

Open those cookies right now
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litmus0001:

@Dale:::: A weeks worth of Fruit Stripe Gum is a lot of damn gum, considering Fruitstripe Gum is exhausted and goes blah within 5 minutes time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Jim the Poet:

I am always in imminent danger of passing out
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dale:

litmus - true. the flavor blast is short-lived.
  6:16pm
yippie:

i once drank out of poison creek in wyoming
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

The best sexual tension of WFMU
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cosmic matrix:

wow, this is the trainwrecks of trainwrecks!
  6:17pm
Gary from Jersey:

We have a 27 year old Hormel meat football. It turned white years ago.
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PaulRobeson1920:

But how does it taste?
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PaulRobeson1920:

Hahaha
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dale:

it's just alcohol - it doesn't go bad dude!
  6:18pm
wfmu listener phillip:

the oldest thing I have is a bottle of riteaid brand alertness aid caffeine pills dated Aug 2016.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Listerine doesn't go bad!
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dale:

it's for bloody diarrhea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
queems:

i have percocet from 2016
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Oh dang, I have OTC drugs that are at least 10 years old.
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PigeonsAndRust:

I've been using toothpaste from 1981 for a while
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
cosmic matrix:

i had some 2011 sudafed tablets i just threw out a few weeks ago, darn it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Jim the Poet:

Don't throw it out! Send it to me c/o WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
queems:

my bf has been using my old toothpaste from 2010
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Sent it to Diarrhea Lady!
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Luisa24:

I was curious so I looked into my fridge. This is so embarrassing: Coconut flour: sell by 08/29/2014 .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
cosmic matrix:

sorry jim
  6:19pm
Gary from Jersey:

Oh, yeah. Wife called Hormel last year and they denied making. We also have Five year old Pringles pumpkin pie flavor. Limited edition.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

This guy:

www.youtube.com...

tastes various countries' M.R.E.s and other military rations, and at times has tried tasting up to one- hundred-year-old tinned rations.
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dale:

as someone who had beets and beet greens two nights ago i think the bloody diarrhea lady just had regular diarrhea and beets a couple nights before.
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DougDeMontréal:

Concentrate of cooking tamarind from 2010. The lid is stuck and I am afraid to force it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
cosmic matrix:

couldn't you do an amazon video "view party" or something? i think dave hill did that with his bollywood movie event
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
queems:

i'm glad to know that i'm not the grossest bitch around here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
dale:

it's in a can and it's pasteurized. geesh people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
dale:

if the can isn't bulging the contents are fine!
  6:22pm
wfmu listener phillip:

so do you think these 5 year old 100mg caffeine pills are safe to take???
Avatar 6:23pm
Marshall Stacks:

We're probably going to hang onto it as a family keepsake.
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khd:

andy's bridgerton show sounds so goddam boring
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
admiral crisp:

I have a can of billy beer somewhere. unopened
Avatar 6:23pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

The "Bridgerton" idea has the flaw of paying too much attention to "Bridgerton", which sounds incredibly trashy but 0.) British, 1.) vaguely {Jane Austen}-y, and 2.) Ostensibly enlightened because it has poorly-drawn characters of all races…so Americans think it's classy.
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cosmic matrix:

YES!
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cosmic matrix:

we have a winner.
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queems:

why do we need these 40+ year old lentils
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Handy Haversack:

A Tom Waits tribute song's refrain we wrote once in a Key Food:

A dented can
Of Gypsy brand
Pork Loaf
Potted Meat Product ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Dry lentils might still be good to cook?
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cosmic matrix:

you could always make shakers out of them...
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HyperDose:

Haha queems, asking the important questions!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy cares more about getting his own way than the quality of the show.
  6:26pm
bLeubomberune:

Marshall should open can of cream of mushroom soup and take of whiff of exploding Claviceps
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dale:

is there a netflix series about constipation?
Avatar 6:26pm
khd:

yes, it's called bridgerton
  6:27pm
wfmu listener phillip:

constipation! I take the diabetes drug metformin. I get ROARONG DIARRHEA! every 3 4 days!
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Jim the Poet:

A Very Special Spanking Episode of Seven Second Delay would be educational
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dale:

party at listener philip's house!
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HyperDose:

@dale Yes! The show "The End of the F'ing World" is about a girl who hasn't pooped in 17 years, or at least her misanthropic demeanor makes it seem like she hasn't.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

we'll all take ipecac and diuretics.
  6:29pm
wfmu listener phillip:

spanking??? I volunteer! but only if suzy hotrod spanks me!😊😊😊😊
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

I finally stopped subscribing to netflix after nearly 20 years. Hardly watched it at all in the last year.
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dale:

really hyper? i don't think i'll look for it but it sounds interesting...kind of.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

wfmu listener phillip:
I'm on I think my fourteenth year of metformin, and yes it still affects me that way. Sometimes I think part of its effectiveness is getting matter out of my G.I. tract sooner…and upsetting my stomach so much that I can't eat at all, all leaving me merely overweight instead of obese.
  6:30pm
wfmu listener phillip:

no one say anything about my secret crush on suzy hotrod🤩🤩🤩
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dale:

i don't understand why people hoarde. those are the first people we kill to get at their storehouse.
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Rich in Washington:

holy cow, Hopey. I had to look that up. I forget that Netflix was originally a DVD rental company.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Freezer - Salmon fillets 10/29/2016
Pantry - Minestrone soup 02/01/2014
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I thought unstabilised petrol were good for only about six months, tops.
  6:32pm
wfmu listener phillip:

this will be my 11th year of metformin and still it turns my poo into liquid every 4th day💩💩💩💩
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HyperDose:

Ohhh that fish....skeleton Ken will win if he lets it defrost
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dale:

diesel probably lasts forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Jim the Poet:

I want to call my new show "Put the Mic in Your Pants"
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cosmic matrix:

i feel so dirty
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
PaulRobeson1920:

The gentlemen with the early 60’s crackers, I would enjoy hearing the crunch crunch crunch. So long as there is no butter in them should be ok to consume
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dale:

mmmm.....old fish paste.
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cosmic matrix:

that stuff just gets better and better!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I used to have a can of M.A.S.H. beer from back in the 80s, but it finally exploded in the 00s.
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cosmic matrix:

i brush my fish with it every night.
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Mx. Granny (e/em):

i'm just tuning in!
Avatar 🚂 6:36pm
herb.nyc:

Uh, my postcard to Andy, Madison NJ, got returned. It was the saddest day of the year for me.
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dale:

is fish paste an industrial adhesive?
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Mx. Granny (e/em):

would you watch all of the episodes simultaneously?
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HyperDose:

@herb.nyc They couldn't just give you another stamp? Shameful
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Anyone got a can of Billy Beer hanging around?
Avatar 🚂 6:38pm
herb.nyc:

Upside- everyday has been better than the day my postcard was returned.
  6:38pm
wfmu listener phillip:

Ken is surprised people are having sex?😱😱😱
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dale:

and tony danza was only on hit shows. until andy.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

If "The Good Cop" had had Phoebe Dynever's decolletage it would still be running.
Avatar 6:40pm
HyperDose:

I like your spirit, Herb!
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cosmic matrix:

@dale, my father father recently tried making some sort of cod stew that turned out badly and he JOKED about it being a new kind of industrial glue! for real!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

ha ha cosmic. rustoleum's secret ingrediant to fight rust was fish oil. worked great. don't know if that's still the case.
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PaulRobeson1920:

This is too much
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Doug in JC:

Hey, it's Diarrhea Man
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PaulRobeson1920:

Its all too much
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herb.nyc:

7 Second Diarrhea
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cosmic matrix:

dale, it's also in diaper cream!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Paragoric used to be what junkies would resort-to when they couldn't get anything else. Burroughs has an actually-funny passage talking about how carefully you have to prepare paragoric in order to shoot it and how even doing that it's still bad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
McGroovey:

I liked The Good Cop. And I'm not just saying that because I want to get on Andy's good side.
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cosmic matrix:

or should i say PASTE?
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Doug in JC:

I didn't know I needed to look for vegetarian diaper cream
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dale:

cosmic, something smells fishy.
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herb.nyc:

@HyperDose - how come I’ve not gotten mail in 2 days? I feel constipated.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

he new name of the show, Jeremiah's happiness hut.
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cosmic matrix:

it's just this show you're smelling, dale!
  6:45pm
wfmu listener phillip:

10!
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dale:

it's salt. IT'S A MINERAL.
Avatar 🚂 6:46pm
herb.nyc:

Yay, Beth. No wonder KISS wrote about her.
  6:47pm
Roger Ruskin-Spear:

It's scary how frequently Andy illustrates that boring people are the most easily bored and uninteresting people the least interested in things.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Anyone here ever drink expired water?
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cosmic matrix:

there used to be old jars of things in the cupboards when i was a kid; they were stamped-on prices in the single or low double digits
  6:48pm
wfmu listener phillip:

bottled water with an expiration date??? water cant expire! can it
  6:48pm
Roger Ruskin-Spear:

I remember hearing Andy being vocally uninterested in math and science and reparing mechanical devices, obviously the most interesting things ever.
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HyperDose:

Yes! A haunted house show 👻
  6:49pm
Noel:

Sour salt = citric acid
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dale:

i remember my mother coming home with four bags of groceries and bitching 'twenty dollars doesn't buy much these days.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

ken and andy spending the night in a haunted house would be gold.
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cosmic matrix:

indeed
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khd:

lol
  6:50pm
wfmu listener phillip:

andy is soo jealous of Jeremiah 😊😊😊
  6:52pm
wfmu listener phillip:

@dale's I remember when lettuce was 79 cents a head. now its $3.29
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HyperDose:

@dale A live video feed would be mandatory. It'll be like an even worse Blair Witch
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dale:

i went out to the store with my wife and we got 3 things and it was 18 bucks. i was horrified.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

www.ebay.ie...
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Handy!
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cosmic matrix:

that echo sounds beautiful
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dale:

can we get ken and andy to do this? the ghost and misters chicken.
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cosmic matrix:

this is very touching
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khd:

is this live from yankee stadium
  6:54pm
wfmu listener phillip:

@dale the price of a pound of seedless grapes? almost 5 dollars!
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Handy Haversack:

Hey Ken and Andy...this is K8...and that last call...was not me and Handy. Just to clarify...
Avatar 6:55pm
HyperDose:

Somebody call Haddaway and tell him we finally found out what love was
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Doug in JC:

@K8 I don't believe you. What did you do with Handy? Is he on the can
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

phillip - YESH! grapes and a pannetone and a small jar of olives. the world has gone nuts.
Avatar 6:57pm
HyperDose:

Isn't pannetone already in an expired state when you buy it?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

In Bridgerton they _definitely_ would have spelt it 'diarrhœa'—AS EVERYONE SHOULD.
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khd:

WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO LECTRIC AVENUE - FOR JEREMIAH
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dale:

it makes great french toast.
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dale:

there's an electric ave in middletown. I LIVE OUTSIDE THERE.
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HyperDose:

@dale Ah, makes sense. Day old challah must be a dream.

Thanks Ken and Andy for...uh, this? Yeah. Take care everyone!
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dale:

challah toast is great.
  6:59pm
wfmu listener phillip:

@dale I use to eat a lot of fruits. and salads too. it's just too expensive now
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cosmic matrix:

thanks ken and andy! later taters
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cosmic matrix:

thanks philip!
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dale:

i get it phillip. even kale got pricey.
  7:02pm
who cares:

This is real cable show about eating expired food: https://www.history.com/shows/eating-history
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