Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 12, 2022 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Ken, Andy, and all!!!
  Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
austin:

love the show
  6:04pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

I have covid pneumonia does that qualify
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Ciggy:

Remember, no fuzzy glove - no juicy love!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Hi Hi Hi all! Will be driving and GListening!

Peace&LoVe & kisses
  6:04pm
Retinox:

woot!
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elkeno:

Balzack
Avatar 6:05pm
HyperDose:

Hope you have baby Charlotte's earmuffs ready for this one, Will!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Handy Haversack:

When Andy says it, it doesn't sound like Balzac.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Lizardner Dave !:

Suddenly Andy has turned into Michael Shelley.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Oh fuck they aren't lying about Ronnie Spector
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brainiac:

Wasn't scrotum who said: Never let 'em see you sweat
  6:07pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

There was a sam goody in rego park queens I'd go there to buy tapes
  6:07pm
Retinox:

My first 45 was Alice Cooper School's Out
  6:07pm
Glistener MW:

I’m your Muppet. 🍪
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
common:

1st 45 was what a fool believes
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Hubig Pie:

It was D. Trump who said "No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet"
  6:08pm
queems:

not sure how they can top last week’s extremely entertainingly dystopian radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

this is breaking news to me. like bob dylan's death and don mcclean's.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
PigeonsAndRust:

First 45 is a better topic than the topic
Avatar 6:09pm
brainiac:

glockenspiel
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Nah, Dale, it's true. No hit air balloons.
  6:09pm
Retinox:

If you wanna see me do my thing, pull my string ?
  6:09pm
Mick from Montclair:

Correct, I think we should start calling and just telling them our first 45s
  6:10pm
Mick from Montclair:

Mine was White room by cream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

i wanna hear andy man a rape crisis hotline. 'were you wearing a pretty little hat?'
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HyperDose:

How do you get your bats juicy? Mine always come out dry
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Hubig Pie:

I think it was One Tin Soldier by Coven
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

The variants are getting weaker over time - much like THIS SHOW!!!
#ObligatoryDiss

Hi Ken! Hi Andy! Special welcome to all us sickies out there/in here!
  6:11pm
BH:

it would be too much like C-SPAN to have "COVID Positive" and "COVID Negative" phone lines
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Matt from Springfield:

@HyperDose: Always marinate, especially before grilling. Those cave mammals will dry out quick on open flame.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

@BH: And Independents, the "Reckless Don't Know Don't Care" line.
  6:13pm
Retinox:

Call in with your first 45
  6:13pm
Sam:

I heard Andy had to self-isolate in his masturbatorium for 3 weeks. Not even because of Covid. Just because.
  6:14pm
Retinox:

Triweek wank?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

A risk for sickness, since that masturbatorium is never sanitized, because "why bother".
  6:15pm
Sam:

Tantric baby!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
DjLorraine:

Wendy <3 Wendy!
Avatar 6:15pm
HyperDose:

I'd do anything for Andy to call me "baby"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Handy Haversack:

W E N D Y!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

A sticky proposition, omicron is.

HI Wendy del Formaggio!
  6:15pm
queems:

i’ve heard a lot of people have bad sinus pressure
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Wendy d'Ill Formaggio!
  6:16pm
Listener:

BONUS QUESTION for the callers!: Were you vaxed???
  6:16pm
Sam:

I’m guessing this show is going to be a downer
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brainiac:

I just got off the phone with Don McLean, and he's feeling much better, Dale
  6:16pm
Daybreak’s getting through!:

Wendy!!!
Love you and you are the cheese of my heart!
  6:16pm
Sam:

Andy’s going to be saying Oh, baby and Oh, honey a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

good to know brainiac - he's a national treasure.
  6:17pm
queems:

poor wendy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

Reptilians, don't they run the Jewish Space Lasers?
  6:17pm
Tom from Stirling:

Omicron hits you in the nose and throat, not the lungs. So that's good. Right?
  6:18pm
malĥerbo (nl):

My first 45 was Dynamite by Mud (Yes, I’m properly embarrassed)
  6:18pm
Robert:

Who was the WFMU DJ who caught it in the spring of 2020 and described the sinusitis as a blowtorch behind each eye? Glad I only got this wimpy strain.
Avatar 6:18pm
HyperDose:

Wendy is the best!
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elkeno:

crackle!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Wendy del Formaggio:

Aww, thanks for tuning in and for your kind wishes, friends! <3
  6:18pm
Sam:

You can curse in Dutch!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I believe that was Dave the Spazz, Robert.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Tom: For me there was plenty of runny nose/drainage/coughing as well, but all in all mine was mild, like a cold or flu. But that throat was my first symptom, and a scratchy throat continues to be my one remaining symptom. May take a good while before it feels normal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Handy Haversack:

Robert: Dave the Spazz.
  6:19pm
Listener:

What do ya think Ken & Andy. Ask the callers if they've been vaxed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
listener 126464:

Say symptoms with a Lisa Douglas accent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

andy is concerned about real estate. he should get his license.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
cosmic matrix:

CLIPPING REAL BAD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Rand al'Thor:

Wow, what's up with Andy's microphone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
StringOFperils:

Stay gold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
cosmic matrix:

oh dat's better.
  6:20pm
queems:

yeah def ask if they have been vaccinated
  6:20pm
Sam:

I like my zombies like my coffee. Strong!
  6:20pm
Retinox:

Audio is too hot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

i remember when everyone said 'don't let your meat loaf.'
  6:20pm
UWS Joe:

Is having a lisp a symptom of COVID? Love the show, yadda yadda yadda
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Rand al'Thor:

Ken's mic is kinda clipping, too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
cosmic matrix:

throw on the gosh darned LIMITER station master KEN !
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elkeno:

who is engineering this fire them
  6:21pm
Retinox:

Slow Ride by Foghat
  6:21pm
Dean from Old Bridge:

Now I just wanna hear Ken’s take it slow story instead of Andy popping the mic like crazy
  6:21pm
queems:

superspreader event
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

@malĥerbo: Mud might be an embarrassing first for the UK, but in the US that would be very chic, as much of that glitter rock wasn't big here at the time. For the Netherlands? Depends how much Mud were played/overplayed and what their listening demographic was.
  6:22pm
Tom from Stirling:

Remember people used to say: Don't let your meatloaf, when saying good-bye?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
cosmic matrix:

AUDIO IS CLIPPING LIKE IT'S SHUT UP WEIRDO FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
  6:22pm
Edward:

This is the second show in a row where Andy has to act like kind of a nice guy. These are not my favorite kind of show.
  6:22pm
Listener:

@queems - Makes sense to ask that, right!? Hmmmm. Caller, have you been vaxed?
  6:23pm
queems:

@listener i want to correlate symptoms to vaccine status
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Mr. Burns:

Curse you lower-class nitwits, with your loafed meat and pretzeled bread!
Avatar 6:23pm
elkeno:

Andy wants to spring some Real estate zinger i can feel it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
cosmic matrix:

literally fuck this show! you did it ken.....unlistenable
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

mortality rate is pretty much 100 percent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

My positive home test was 10 days ago. I haven't had a test since then, though I would prob be negative now. Not sure how that qualifies me for these phone lines. This is probably for the new Class of '22 entrants..
  6:24pm
justoffthebeach:

I THINK the audio is clipping because they hit the dump button. as it's rebuilding the delay, it doesn't handle the peaks well. it should get better
  6:25pm
Sam:

I have a great soak Andy fundraising idea. Each of these callers should get to tongue kiss Andy unless he donates $1000 to the station.
  6:25pm
Tom from Stirling:

...thanks, caller; Don't let your pork roll!
  6:25pm
Dean from Old Bridge:

sounds better now
  6:25pm
Listener:

@queems Yeah, exactly. Why aren't they asking? Sometimes what they leave out tells you everything you need to know. They're avoiding it like the plague!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Sam: Iiiiiiiii like it! The threats are the best part!
  6:26pm
Retinox:

Don't let your meat loaf ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

then she became a media darling after being in a john waters movie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Ciggy:

Groovy Kinda Glove. Great Song
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Doug in JC:

Whatever mic Andy is using has been haunting me across the schedule for months
  6:26pm
Edward:

I think the line Andy is reaching for is from Bob Dylan in DON'T LOOK BACK: "Hey man, be groovy or leave."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

you NEVER heard that retinox? very 70s diss.
Avatar 6:27pm
elkeno:

Sniffles-19
  6:27pm
queems:

wine is definitely essential
  6:28pm
Dean from Old Bridge:

Andy describing Hell rn
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
StringOFperils:

If I had to do without ether....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Matt from Springfield:

In-TUBE-ate-ed. Like early Madonna: "Get - in-tube-ate-ed"...
  6:29pm
Retinox:

Where's the First 45s ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Tome:

Hey Ken & Andy !<>!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

i won the little beaker of joe strummer beer backwash from the station and have no idea what happened to it.
  6:32pm
Sam:

WFMU will take your old phlegm! And it’s tax deductible!
  6:32pm
Retinox:

Jar-o-phlegm(tm)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
joe mulligan:

put the jar of phlegm in a time capsule and bury it deep in the ground so they find it decades later and start the pandemic all over again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

This is some more reckless and incorrect banter from Ken & Andy!

Phlegm is only worth anything when it's amber or darker. Spots of red blood add value for each one. If you're coughing up straw yellow or lighter, it's not worth squat.
  6:33pm
queems:

NOOOOOOO
  6:33pm
queems:

i was wondering about him
  6:33pm
Sam:

I guess one of the symptoms is losing your voice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
dale:

do a wee - so cute!
  6:34pm
Sam:

He’s a wee rapscallion this one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: We'll never be able to clone a talking Joe Strummer glass of beer now. So long sitcom idea...
Avatar 6:34pm
HyperDose:

A listener used the bathroom? Call the national guard!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

The Dutch are on it tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
StringOFperils:

Sink phlegm is the cognac of phlegm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

Drink some tea & honey with genever! Be well in the Netherlands!
  6:36pm
Sam:

They should have a special hotline for Dutch callers.
  6:36pm
Retinox:

Mount Airy Lodge
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
solo mon:

Phlegmish painters are my favorite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
StringOFperils:

Oh man. NO. What an opportunity.
Avatar 6:38pm
HyperDose:

Andy wants a KEXP situation haha
  6:38pm
Retinox:

From Cotterdam?
  6:38pm
queems:

put your money where your phlegmy mouth is
  6:39pm
UWS Joe:

What happened to $22?!
Avatar 6:40pm
Hubig Pie:

No pledge drive needed in March now ?
  6:41pm
queems:

some of us hate-listen to the show
  6:41pm
Sally:

How about reaching out to people with cancer?
  6:41pm
Danne D:

Andy converting pandemic misery into funding for Ken's infinite appetite for weed is inspiring radio
  6:41pm
Death's Not Punk:

The first time I ever heard "Take it!" I was in the county lockup, and my first night there....
  6:41pm
Tom from Stirling:

By the way, if you die can you give your money to the station? Haha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
listener 126464:

this means business
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

These may all be "plants"; that's my bet.
  6:42pm
Sam:

As low as this is, Andy did auction off the rights to someone to dance on his grave after he dies. So he gives as well as takes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
adampsyche:

yes queems
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm pretty sure you can also donate organs to WFMU. They turn around and sell them to the highest bidder.
  6:43pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

Welp dont look to me sorry. I'm on disability without a cent to my name
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
adampsyche:

it's good radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
melinda:

'my name's covid, let's work together' lol
  6:43pm
Sam:

Organs yes, preferably Wurlitzers!
  6:43pm
Tom from Stirling:

Do they need a witness? A notary?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I don't have any organs but I have a player piano I'm desperate to find a home for
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Wendy del Formaggio:

Psst. Don't tell them I don't have any money.
Avatar 6:44pm
Uhnnohn:

The 1st annual WFMU Death-a-thon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

i paid my 30 year mortgage off in 14 years. does that make me a funny caller?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Wendy i figured you meant $12.50...you never specified thousands
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
solo mon:

I donate my farfisa with Leslie speakers.
  6:45pm
Sam:

They should call these people and impersonate Dr Fauci and tell them they’ve been miraculously cured.
  6:45pm
Danne D:

you'll pay them in cheese I am sure Wendy :D
  6:45pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

I'd gladly donate my stone cookware
  6:46pm
Sam:

It’s like reverse life insurance
  6:46pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

I have a used mini fridge and freezer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Wendy del Formaggio:

@PigeonsAndRust: Exactly!
  6:47pm
queems:

damn sunnyside? $$$
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
solo mon:

Co opting that co op.
  6:47pm
Retinox:

Sheldon, is that you?!
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elkeno:

i'm glad *I* dont have covid. Keepin my $
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
StringOFperils:

Do you take cheques written on used Kleenex?
  6:49pm
Robert:

Like many Fuzzy Glove premises, this has the potential to make them feel very creepy. Like the one that presaged 9/11.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

Tonya Harding - the Avenging Angel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
dale:

i've thought of leaving my estate to the station. but there would need to be some changes. more prog, more poco...
  6:49pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

When is going to go back to seven second delay?
  6:49pm
Excellent:

Use of the “fatal flaw.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

She has a worser variant - one moment you're dialing into the station, the next - BOOM.
  6:50pm
Glistener MW:

R.I.P. Sasha ;_;
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Wendy del Formaggio:

@Danne D: Haha, yes, if there's anything left!
  6:50pm
Sasha:

My phone died !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
PigeonsAndRust:

One less regular caller
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Sasha: Was it vaxxed, or not??
  6:50pm
Excellent:

Ghosted by the fatal flaws
  6:51pm
Robert:

Phillip, it would have to be the 2nd week of marathon -- unless they owe an extra week or two for some reason.
  6:51pm
Sasha:

it's pretty old so I guess it's unvaxxed
  6:52pm
Sam:

How could anyone love this show?!
  6:52pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

@Robert cant come fast enough for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Not even covid loves the show
  6:52pm
Retinox:

Audio is CLIPPING again! Very annoying
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Sasha: Often the difference in such cases. A cautionary tale to all our phones.
Avatar 6:53pm
elkeno:

he just whines, that's the joke
  6:53pm
Robert:

But Phillip, now the precedent of raffling off naming rights has been set, so who knows what 7SD will be saddled with next?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Sam: I love that I hate that I love this show. It's never simple with K&A.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I bet its an old diesel Mercedes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

now the station has to pay for a parking spot?
Avatar 6:54pm
HyperDose:

From a Gremlin to a diesel wagon. What an upgrade!
  6:54pm
Sam:

For $5000 you can have your remains completely intermingled with Andy’s in a mixed grave
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Matt from Springfield:

They hope that you recover (their expenses).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Lizardner Dave !:

The clipping must be on a stream, 91.1 hasn't had the issue.
  6:55pm
listener phillip (in the bronx):

@Robert just thinking about that makes my covid pneumonia worse
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The will needs to specify that the station takes possession of the inheritance during the soaking period. Instant matching grant!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
PigeonsAndRust:

The show that loves you...r estate
  6:56pm
Robert:

You mean Andy would match it by...no!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
StringOFperils:

If I had will, I wouldn't be here.
  6:57pm
Tom from Stirling:

Bye bye Ken and Andy: Don't let your meat loaf.
Avatar 6:57pm
HyperDose:

OLO SoP!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
listener 126464:

3/9 is this years soaking. Stay alive until then.
  6:58pm
Sam:

Consider donating your body to the next WFMU cannibal barbecue
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

Typhoid Mommy, opening for Coffee Sandwich at City Winery, once restrictions in NYC are lifted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

me: ken already has a summer house
my wife: what? you can only have one?
  6:59pm
Sam:

Ideally you have a house for each season
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Well you can only have one house per season, otherwise they would each be half-summer houses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Lizardner Dave !:

I laughed.
  6:59pm
Aslihan:

sorry for cursing guys
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HyperDose:

Thanks boys, and I do mean boys! <3
  6:59pm
UWS Joe:

Stay safe and classy Ken and Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
steveo:

hmm can i sell futures on my estate? like you get an annual stipend that i then repay when i die (83 years from now)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

Stay cool, people! Watch your health and take care!
  7:00pm
Baran from Amsterdam:

that was fun! i wish he called, must have dialed something wrong. see you next week
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