Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 13, 2022 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
Yes:

Back to the old theme?
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HyperDose:

How does the laptop mic mask Andy's nasally chewing better than the studio one?
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Bobby:

I learned how to locate the comments the hard way
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Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy likes the new theme, except it doesn't mention his name often enough.
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Handy Haversack:

Ken sounds tired -- he's been on the board opping all day, I think.
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PMD:

But how are they doing?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

It seems to matter as to how badly-off you'll be….
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dale:

ha ha! good one andy.
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Bucksomcounty:

Hahaha good one Andy...lost his taste in music! Or was Ken just trying to drive us away, as he mused?
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dale:

guy is seeking a book deal maybe.
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dale:

he can use the mcnugget defense now.
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Bucksomcounty:

What's for dinner tonight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Bucksomcounty:

Oh the Shakespeare Concordance was oooo-kayyyy!
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PMD:

My dad used Excedrin all the time. I'm surprised it still exists.
Avatar 6:08pm
HyperDose:

Delta 8 while hemp derived, is very processed. Don't waste your money on that trash and just do real edibles.
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Bucksomcounty:

Ask that while opening your trench coat, revealing the delights inside
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

PMD:
The caffeine really helps the aspirin, for many people, especially if their headache is related to caffeine withdrawal.

This plan of theirs might fall afoul of 0.) medication allergy issues and 1.) restrictions on street vending.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Bucksomcounty:

J'ever try those macaroons made with honey instead of sugar?
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dale:

what happened to the scotcheroos?
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dale:

pot macaroons?
  6:11pm
El Segundo Gerz:

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you feel like Andy.
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HyperDose:

Can Andy draw us a map to his offshore accounts? Asking for a friend.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
chris in the redwoods:

yes, please, dale.
  6:13pm
El Segundo Gerz:

I've learned that pregnant on-air pauses are OK...
  6:13pm
queems:

i used to love doing jewish shit with my ex. but i’m with a goy now and i have to go to easter at his house when i’d rather have easter with my own family
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
G:

Andy has learned what kind of comedy premises do NOT actually work. I thought that was what the show motto was about.
  6:13pm
Glistener MW:

I just tuned in to what I thought was “listener-wide OxyContin hunt.”
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I'm astounded by the sheer number of things that are now kosher-for-Passover. I shouldn't criticise, though: I don't want to be like the ex-Catholic atheist one person described with 'He insists that the Mass he won’t attend be done in Latin.'.
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dale:

i learned i hate leikeli 47.
  6:15pm
Jackie G:

Ive learned that people look better with masks.

Also, I've learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci looks like Phil Rizzuto
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Bucksomcounty:

I learned how, somehow, a sinking ship that's taking on water, and bursting holes everywhere, and riddled with contagion can stay afloat for decades when there are enough people scooping the water out
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Polly.:

Ken i'd like to learn where do you get the macaroons, and do they make edible macaroons?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Is there a scribe to record the learnings to present to the tax assessor when the next audit comes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

if you're serious then the tides and fishing report could pass as actual information. now you need some crop reports and to report on radish futures.
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Bucksomcounty:

I also learned that I think we've been mixing up charoses and maror all these years
  6:19pm
El Segundo Gerz:

I've learned that I thought listening to radio would make me smarter. But WFMU proved me wrong.
  6:20pm
beej:

I've learned that there are people who will work for free. In America!
Go figure...
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Zipperhead7:

I've learned that a lot of obscure music remains obscure for very good reasons
  6:21pm
queems:

i learned that you can never have enough variations on the same t shirt
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Bucksomcounty:

Here's what... charoset, the apple shit, looks like mortar, which sounds like maror. Anybody else get mixed up too?
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dale:

i have the linda picture disc where she's in short shorts and roller skates. she has a perm though, so only a 7 out of 10.
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Bucksomcounty:

Queems, I'm not sure if your saying that in humble-ness or victory?
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bill hanke:

I learned about The Hound Jim Marshall
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chris in the redwoods:

ha, good one, queems! (though my wife remains unconvinced)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Bucksomcounty:

How about the glorious bra-free Carly Simon album sleeve?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
chris in the redwoods:

the evil tongue , i think he means
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bill hanke:

I learned about The Ripper at Rutt Hut
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

dale:
What do you think of Carly Simon's "Playing Possum" cover?
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Zipperhead7:

I've also learned that many people have a lot of discretionary time, and to feel better about having one eye in the middle of my forehead
  6:25pm
queems:

@bucksomcounty i just feel like my current holiday situation is the worst of all possible worlds
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HyperDose:

I love how Ken instantly knew, like he's anticipated this happening
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dale:

after 'come upstairs' carly lost my innocent affection.
  6:25pm
queems:

or are you talking about the t shirt? i had already forgotten i made that comment
  6:26pm
El Segundo Gerz:

I'm kinda impartial to Roxy Music Country Life album cover
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I always heard it pronounced more like 'lotion hora', it's an Ashdkenazi/Yiddish pronunciation of the Hebrew 'ha-lashan ha-ra' (in the Sephardic pronunciation used in Israel).

'Evil tongue'=='gossip'.
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bill hanke:

I learned Ken had diarrhea during his morning show last month
  6:27pm
lazy pierogi:

“lashon hara, lamed hey, go to hell the easy way” as the saying goes
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dale:

oh whywolf - had to google. forgot about that cover. very cheeky.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

dale:
Actually, my love of hot women on covers was kind of short-circuited once I saw a fair number of close-to-pornographic bootleg records' covers, I think from Holland or Belgium. It sort of brought home to me that if I wanted pictures of women there were plenty of others around, and I should just care about the record.
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PMD:

I have tried to call!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Remember, the solid mark of a boring person is that they're bored by everything, and of a fundamentally uninteresting person is that they're not interested in things.
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Zipperhead7:

I didn't think stations had to keep public files for license renewal anymore. When Mark Fowler was FCC chair, he said the only requirement for radio and TV was that it wouldn't electrocute you when you plugged it in.
Avatar 6:30pm
HyperDose:

Call again, Pam. Love your HOT TAKES™ 🥔🔥
  6:31pm
El Segundo Gerz:

Rembrandt Pussyhorse by Butthole Surfers album cover is one of the scariest images ever.
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DjLorraine:

I'm still learning...that i don't always have to say something
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PMD:

Aw thanks @Hyperdose.Now there's too much pressure though!
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HyperDose:

I've learned that Nadia is the superior co-host and Ken needs to replace Andy with her. It especially feels right after "the incident".
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Bucksomcounty:

I always took that Carly Simon cover as innocent, and the way people dressed back then when they so shocked by nipples.
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Bucksomcounty:

Love that sentiment, DJLorraine! Me too.
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PMD:

Chocolate covered matzoh is good...
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Wind:

why isn't anyone picking up the hotline?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Speaking without irony, pretty much all the music Andy likes, with the exception of some of the Beach Boys, is, when compared to most Indian classical music I've heard, crap in a dumpster, and not even interesting crap.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
PMD:

I like how Sam the appraiser is seen as a lawyer-type. Anything he says is true
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Wind:

ridiculous! coconut us not swimming in the ocean
  6:35pm
queems:

i used to make matzah brittle which is just matzah covered in melted chocolate and handmade caramel
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dale:

i liked dorian and the green room. and sportsy talk of course.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Bucksomcounty:

Coconut chametz!?! Nooooo!!!!
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Zipperhead7:

I wish y'all would do more to spread the love of Jesus. We're in the End Times, ya know
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PMD:

@queems... yum!
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Bucksomcounty:

Honestly, Queems, that's probably the only way I could eat matzoh
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PMD:

He sounds very excited to hear from them.
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Bucksomcounty:

Also tons of red horseradish
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Clothing made with a mixture of linen and wool is not kosher.
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dale:

(uncomfortable) ha ha...
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Bucksomcounty:

He doesn't sound surprised to hear from him
  6:39pm
queems:

@bucksomcounty the horseradish would probably go well with the chocolate and caramel
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Bucksomcounty:

Oooohhh I love his passion about the macaroon! Nachem still has such a nice voice
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Jim the Poet:

I love macaroons
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dale:

i wonder how much richer nachem is since he's taken his thing elsewhere.
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Bucksomcounty:

Hahaha, yes, Q!
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dale:

coconuts grow next to the ocean.
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Bucksomcounty:

Zazens Pesach Nachem!!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Nachum, come home, all is forgiven—I'd rather hear usually-insipid songs about how great is our religion and cheerleading for the worst in mainstream Israeli politics than Clay Pigeon's sloshy consonants.

(Those of you who like him: please continue to have him benefit your life, I just can't take his voice.)
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PMD:

campaigns.causematch.com...
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Jim the Poet:

campaigns.causematch.com...
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Wind:

@Dale...so that makes a coconut a fish???
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PMD:

@Jim BEATCHA!
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Jim the Poet:

ha ha
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Back in the late 1800s, when oysters were a big part of the 'normal' coastal American diet, Reform's Rabbi Stephen Wise half-jokingly suggested declaring oysters to be a species of vegetable.
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dale:

i liked the versions of 80s rock songs nachem played with jewish skewed lyrics. always entertaining.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

As before: Uninterested people usually turn-out to be fundamentally uninteresting. People worth your time want to know things.
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dale:

my wiife is monthly spotting.
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DjLorraine:

I made a Manischewitz carrot cake and added fresh carrot.
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Bucksomcounty:

Clay is welcome to slosh his consonants over me anytime! Clay is where I get my news! When I was too upset to look at the NYT during the height of the pandemic, Clay relayed the situation with grace, hope and warmth.
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Polly.:

Nachum always played nice tunes.
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dale:

this time andy gets raped in his masturbatorium.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

After 2025, all the anti-vaccine crap that sometimes spews all over these boards will count as 'education' with whatever vile F.C.C. the re-elected Trump appoints.

(Note: I don't want this, not at all, but it's as clear as an road accident in progress to me.)
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

s/an road/a road/1
  6:48pm
yippie:

bear meat is a specialty in Niigata japan
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Bucksomcounty:

What about a show featuring Yiddish terms. where Andy and Ken ask Listeners to guess what each term means?
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Zipperhead7:

I'll take Clay over the NY Times any time.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I don't know about rape, but supposedly an awful lot of consensual buggery is done from the front, the catamite (buggeree) evidently can keep the enthusiasm of the buggerer more in check.

See? you learned something—not well-evidenced, but something.
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dale:

they don't put gas tank holes behind flip down license plates anymore?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

As John Adams said, 'Dylan yet survives!'.
  6:51pm
Sam:

Murakami 6:41, couldn’t have said it better my friend.
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DjLorraine:

I had one, a Grand Prix
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unpopularfred:

Neil Young is 76
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chris in the redwoods:

Ken, "of course." hahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Handy Haversack:

Wait, that was our HyperDose? Nice call! You are sitting in a room in our hearts!
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HyperDose:

Wrong Ted. I'm an audio engineer, not a teacher. 😂
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Handy Haversack:

OK, I was so confused!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
adampsyche:

yeah i was wondering about that
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HyperDose:

My voice is A LOT deeper too lol
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Handy Haversack:

Also: gotta start cooking.
  6:54pm
ted:

No, I'm the right ted. I was wondering why I got that name. I was ready to keep it!
  6:55pm
vanya moscow:

go Navalny!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Eigenvectors, more generally, are the smallest set of things (directions in space, or sonic modes in a room) that can be used to describe a system.
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StringOFperils:

Hi this is Alexei, I'd like to order a large Novichok w extra anchovies.
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PMD:

Hey that was Hyperdose??? Cool!
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PMD:

OK never mind
  6:57pm
ted:

As long as they're linearly independent.
  6:58pm
Sam:

Don’t they have to tell people they’re on the air?
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PMD:

You could ask people if they have a headache. And which thing they want to fix it.
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HyperDose:

Wasn't me, Pam. If I called Ken would have to put a high pass filter on the channel.
  6:58pm
timinoak:

Jay and Silent Bob
  6:58pm
Sam:

They should sell mace so people will feel safe knowing they can use it against them when they buy the pills.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Breckman could sell jokes to people for $50 and give away eights of pot as free gifts with them.
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dale:

andy bolted.
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HyperDose:

Thanks Ken + Andy. Sending best wishes to Nachem!
  6:59pm
El Segundo Gerz:

Are these guys Jewish? Asking for a friend.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

StringOFperils:
I can understand ordering some deadly neurotoxin—I might want some in January 2025, as previously mentioned—but ANCHOVIES?
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

ted:
Fair enough—sloppy of me.
  7:19pm
ted:

The guy from the Angry Samoans is also a math professor, and the original name of that band was the Eigenvectors.
  1:00am
UWS Joe:

Love the show! Sorry I’m late for dinner
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