WFMU: Ken: Playlist from June 1, 2022

Listener comments!
	🚽 7:16am Ken From Hyde Park: Freebird is in da house!
	🚽 8:22am -жеи: Welcome K from HP. Any requests?
	🚽 8:36am Handy Haversack: Morning to all assembled Kens.
	8:42am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, KFHP! ¡Buenos Dias, Handy!
	🚽 8:44am Handy Haversack: ¡Androu, buenos dias á usted!
	8:58am steveo: oh gosh it's June; good morning Ken and esteemed commenters
	9:00am Androu B.: GM, steveo! Yes, it's Day 1 of Pride Month!
	9:00am dday: Requests? Can I use the FMU bathroom?
	9:00am Mark Hurst: Here for the Holly Plus!
	9:01am steveo: happy Pride ,then!
	9:01am Androu B.: GM, Mark, dday!
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: It's June. And all the goats are big pimpin'.
	9:01am Gwendolyn Macrae: Ohhh, I love this!!!
	9:01am JeremyB: Oh my! Amazing!
	9:02am dday: Those goats are making me hear Jive Talkin' in my head
	9:02am Listener Bop Monroe: greetings from chilly Tannersville SMK and all. this tech is tonic!
	9:03am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Whaddupdoe
	9:04am Rachel Bo Bachel: Where’s my lighter
	9:04am billylondon: Fully feeling the freebird this morning!
	9:04am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Hi peeps! Hiya Staysh!
	🚽 9:04am AnAnonymousParty: This reminds me of something you'd hear over some weird shortwave station late at nite.
	🚽 9:05am HyperDose: CoNtEnT 🥴
	🚽 9:05am PigeonsAndRust: I'm here...find me!
	9:06am kentuckywoman: I'm so confused
	9:06am dotpattern: That version of Freebird sent chills up my spine!
	🚽 9:07am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi!! I’ve been waiting forever for the free all requests shown
	9:07am hoeg: ah yes best Dylan cover :D
	9:07am Androu B.: @-жеи Since dday has mentioned it, a request for Tragedy's cover of "Jive Talkin'", if you please.
	🚽 9:07am Handy Haversack: coela? Is that you?
	🚽 9:08am -жеи: I need more Freebirds! Send 'em my way send em send em. THanks Mark Hurst for this week's version! If not for Mark we would still be hearing the original right now.
	9:09am Gwendolyn Macrae: Okay, dont make fun but....I kinda unironically like Free Bird. Im sorry.
	9:09am Androu B.: Good Morning to all the Freebirds both here and abroad!
	9:09am F⁂F⁂ (: Good morning, Ken and Friends of Egg!
	9:09am Gwendolyn Macrae: Man, im loving these goats!
	9:09am bobob: sounds like The Pop Group
	9:10am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, F⁂F⁂!
	🚽 9:10am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, F⁂F⁂, profeta del Huevo!
	🚽 9:12am Krys O.: Hey, Ken! Yay for the goats!🐐 🤘
	9:12am Androu B.: Handy, supiera saber que "Gudetama" es la profeta del Huevo Parlante.
	9:13am F⁂F⁂ (: Hola, Androu y Handy ! Mis huevos favoritos.
	🚽 9:14am AnAnonymousParty: Sure seems like today's show is looking to be a total goat rodeo.
	🚽 9:14am Krys O.: The Polish word for goat (koza) is a term of endearment, at least in the olden days.
	🚽 9:14am PaulRobeson1922: Thanks, Mark Hurst!!! Good Job! : I’d like to hear DOORS FAN, please <3 if not it’s ok
	9:14am Gwendolyn Macrae: I like that, koza sounds really cute
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: @Gwendolyn: It's like kid in English.
	🚽 9:16am HyperDose: I love being a student at Progwarts 🪄
	🚽 9:16am Handy Haversack: Pero, ¿dónde está la cabra de hielo?
	9:16am Androu B.: I predict this show will be the Greatest Of All Time, I just know it!
	🚽 9:16am Erin in TO: Aww man I missed Freebird....stupid work phone calls
	🚽 9:17am -жеи: I met a three week old goat the other day, and her owner has 30 more! And she invited me to come and meet them all!
	9:17am McGroovey: Goat rodeo? Did someone say GOAT RODEO?!?!
	🚽 9:17am ifeelfatnsassy: Just went down a Poppy rabbit hole. As best I can tell, "I am empowered" was a promotional spot related to her (failed?) YouTube "comedy" show, "I'm Poppy" which only aired a pilot episode. At the time, she was signed to Mad Decent, but I think this was YouTube content.
	9:17am Rev. Turnip Druid: sad to say, late to the Poppy Party. But catching up fast. sadder to say, missed this morning's dose...
	9:18am JeremyB: @ken: www.goat-simulator.com
	🚽 9:18am Krys O.: Let's meet ALL the goats!
	9:18am Rev. Turnip Druid: What JeremyB said. I actually got a friggin' nintendo switch SOLELY for th'goat simulator.
	🚽 9:19am ifeelfatnsassy: Poppy as opener is what sold me on going to the Smashing Pumpkins/Jane's Addiction tour later this year with some friends. Can't wait.
	9:19am Androu B.: GM, Rev. TD!
	🚽 9:19am -жеи: Jeremy, that goat simulation page is very scary. I dont want to click anything. I dont want to become a goat, or have my computer become one.
	🚽 9:19am HyperDose: That's a Dinner at Andy's episode. Don't forget the extra field recorder (with a big windscreen) and USB chargers!
	9:20am McGroovey: Oh. Siiiimulator... I thought you said sTimulator!
	9:20am Rachel Bo Bachel: Ken did you play the Built to Spill version of Freebird? That’s the only one I know! ;/
	9:21am Gwendolyn Macrae: I love fun new covers!
	9:21am Androu B.: Aw, c'mon -жеи, don't you want to become the Greatest Of All Time?
	9:21am JeremyB: i.pinimg.com...
	9:22am F⁂F⁂ (: Kiss the goat!
	🚽 9:22am Erin in TO: All these goats are creeping me out. Don't you know they're evil?
	9:22am morphe': YOOO-HOOO .. I missed Freebird !!!!
	9:22am steveo: did you get a goat, Ken? you could probably convince it it's a dingo
	🚽 9:22am HyperDose: Every version of Freebird Ken (and other DJs) have played: wfmu.org...
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Way ahead of you, F⁂F⁂.
	🚽 9:23am PaulRobeson1922: She lives her life like a bird in flight, and wouldn't you love to love her I feel empowered after a good sleep and this song each time
	9:24am BadBob: So these are the lyrics
	🚽 9:24am -жеи: I want a goat so bad, but they are hard to contain. They jump and climb so. And we have bears in the neighborhood so probably not a great idear for me to get one or three
	🚽 9:25am Krys O.: Goats of Anarchy is a neato place. www.goatsofanarchy.org
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: K8 refuses to let me get a goat, -жеи. I feel your pain. I want one so bad, too. They are such great creatures. And I think the kittens would love one!
	🚽 9:25am HyperDose: @Handy I'm telling K8! 💋🐐
	9:25am Androu B.: A-HA! I have the perfect request to compliment today's gif theme! -жеи, PLEASE play that "goatherder" song from "The Sound Of Music"!
	🚽 9:26am Handy Haversack: Oh my gosh, Krys. Now I'm lost!
	9:26am steveo: i hear you; i would like a goat also but scared of the chupacabras known to be on the loose here in brooklyn
	9:26am captain beef fart: Just watching that gif is helping me get a kink out of my neck. Thanks.
	9:27am K8: Um...that's the Roches' "Hammond Song" mixed into that Avalanches track! Amazing! @Handy--No! NO GOATS!
	9:27am K8: Also, good morning Ken and lovely folx. I'll blend into the background again now...
	9:28am teod: I'm not sure black bears would be too eager to eat goats
	9:28am morphe': Goats are quite intelligent compared ro sheep ... they will wander and come home but they will eat anything and so might cause problems with neighbors' gardens and plants and laundry and !!! Saw a goat eating a pile of plastic bags in Jamaica ..
	9:28am dday: @Ken: wise move. Unless you have a barn or someplace to keep them at night. A nearby neighbor had several. Suddenly thet all disappeared
	9:28am Jack McGuire: The Come Together sample on the Av's Noisy Eater is top shelf.
	🚽 9:28am Handy Haversack: K8, just two. I think that's a good balance!
	9:28am Kat in Chicago: Loved the Avalanches/Roches
	9:28am Noogar: https://www.riverbendfestival.com/ #NoogaStrong
	9:28am teod: coyotes though, maybe get a donkey too
	9:29am morphe': Is someone playing the stream and Fm radio at the same time???
	🚽 9:29am Krys O.: Goats are great at eating weeds.
	9:29am sphere: HELLO PEOPLE HELLO
	9:30am Bernardo: It’s ok Ken I always mix those two up
	🚽 9:30am Krys O.: Goats for land management: www.farmanddairy.com...
	9:30am G: Who the heck sent out the FMU prog memo a couple months agho? Wasn't me. I've listened to FMU since the mid 00s, and prog was really kinda rare. But there's some prog thing going now that pops up on multiple shows in recent weeks. No gripes from me. I've just been noticing lol
	9:30am Androu B.: GM, sphere!
	9:31am sphere: you can get topical cream for treating a prog infection.
	9:31am K8: As long as we live in Brooklyn, no goats. They are sweet and cute, but no.
	🚽 9:31am PaulRobeson1922: HELLO, sphere!
	9:31am sphere: thank you, Androu. you are quite kind.
	9:31am G: Who's the GOAT here?
	9:31am dday: Four hundred goats descended on the verdant hillsides of Golden Gate Baptist Theological Seminary in July, cutting the grass as well as the seminary’s costs for landscaping staff. “We save approximately $5,000 in labor and materials by contracting with Goats-R-Us,” said Robert Dvorak, the seminary’s facilities management director. The goats, which were stationed for three weeks on the steeper areas…
	9:32am Gwendolyn Macrae: Pumpkins and Janes Addiction
	9:32am sphere: @PaulRobeson1922: you as well. :)
	9:32am Thin Slice: Fanwood used goats to remove poison ivy and other undergrowth from its nature preserve. Now the kids can't hide behind the underbrush and smoke their pot.
	🚽 9:32am HyperDose: Poppy is an entertainment android developed by Titanic Sinclair Enterprises
	🚽 9:33am Handy Haversack: Mark the Loom Smasher!
	9:33am Mark Hurst: Move fast and break... music filters
	🚽 9:34am PaulRobeson1922: There was holly on the ivy in the apparition mountains
	9:35am iiibeat: Why would anyone want to outlaw the blues??
	9:35am JeremyB: @Mark, that was fantastic!
	9:36am kentuckywoman: I hate that i recognize this -_-
	9:36am Mackerel: Masterpiece for sure
	9:36am JeremyB: and this is a masterpiece
	9:36am queems: this legitimately makes me feel like i can't breath
	9:36am BennyThePlug: this is awful
	🚽 9:37am HyperDose: DJ Spacebrother got Dr Demento to do a promo for him. Don't think you can beat that, unless you can get Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un to record one for you?
	9:37am F⁂F⁂ (: Wat da dong is going on with Carl Stone music? Does it comes with a user manual? Cos i still don't get it.
	9:37am Androu B.: @iiibeat - Authoritarians would.
	9:37am Mackerel: It's like a CD player got conscious
	9:37am G: @Benny: So you get it!
	9:37am JeremyB: artist and track are switched
	9:37am BennyThePlug: how do I skip this track?
	9:37am iiibeat: True. It could happen . .
	9:38am luka: it’s already skipping benny
	9:38am JeremyB: I am buying this today!
	9:38am BennyThePlug: someone at the studio give the record player and ken a smack.
	9:38am G: @Benny: It's music, aka artfully arranged audio data.
	9:38am PuraVida: Good morning, did someone hijack WFMU?
	9:38am BennyThePlug: welp, I'm giving up music. this did it.
	9:38am Androu B.: This is basically a Plunderphonic-style reconstruct of "Waiting For A Star To Fall".
	9:38am JeremyB: unseenworlds.bandcamp.com...
	9:38am McGroovey: Hey, I think I know a guy who knows a guys who dated Lynyrd Skynyrd's guitar tech's brother's wife. Coincidentally, he's also Jack Kevorkian's nephew's uncle's chiropractor.
	9:39am F⁂F⁂ (: Hold, on BennythePlug! I just found the instruction manual to this song on the internet! It says "turn down volume to 1, press pause button, pet a goat"
	9:39am luka: fkn love Carl Stone tbh “ganci” and “figli” off the last record are beautiful.
	9:39am G: @Pura: Ken hijacks it at 9AM Weds on the regular.
	9:40am luka: and if it wasn’t for the Fun 91 i’d have no idea about it
	9:40am PuraVida: @G got it, thanks
	9:40am sphere: @ McGroovey - well, I know someone who knows precisely one person. that's it. one person.
	9:40am BennyThePlug: FF - petting goat now
	9:40am JeremyB: Dance dance dance!
	🚽 9:40am Handy Haversack: sphere, which person?
	9:41am JeremyB: This music is what I imagine my brain sounds like
	9:41am G: This is your brain on WFMU. Any questions?
	9:42am BennyThePlug: ahhhhhh something that resembles music. nice.
	9:42am sphere: @ Handy - well, now it's two people so everything's ruined.
	9:42am Andrew Waterloo: My brain underwater
	9:42am bloumejune: I love how goats' pupils are horizontal/rectangular, among other things.
	🚽 9:42am Handy Haversack: That's how they getcha.
	9:43am BennyThePlug: when I was vegan I would eat an impossible burger and go "wow, this is almost like meat!" I'm having the same feeling with this song.
	9:43am adampsyche: late to the part, what song broke everyone's brains around ten minutes ago
	9:43am dday: This song IS almost like meat :)
	9:43am McGroovey: I'm supposed to sleep through this show so that I'm not too tired for tonight's Prof.Fuzz 63/Creek& Kills/[someone else] slow. Plug.
	9:44am BennyThePlug: adampsyche - you're using the word "song" too loosely.
	9:44am sphere: I say this song is tempeh.
	9:45am dday: I used to have a bad tempeh
	9:45am Androu B.: @bloumejune They're called "segmented corneas". All hooved animals (even horses) have them, as do frogs and toads.
	9:45am F⁂F⁂ (: Are the Boredoms the guys in the Tuchus song ?
	9:45am Dave R: B.O.R.E.❤️❤️❤️
	9:45am chresti: Morning Ken and todays listeners!
	9:45am BennyThePlug: I almost moved to Tempeh, Arizona once.
	🚽 9:46am -жеи: Don't worry, we will soon commence to ROCK OUT
	9:46am Andrew Waterloo: that girl does not like that goat eating her homework.
	9:46am Dave R: FAFA that's some of them and some of ween
	🚽 9:46am -жеи: At the next exit, bear right and commence to RAWK
	🚽 9:47am AnAnonymousParty: Cool. Rocking out is far more fun than rocking in. Thanks Ken!
	9:47am BennyThePlug: Ken - I took the Kearny exit, am I close?
	9:47am Androu B.: @F⁂F⁂ That's the guys from Ween + another artist under a pseudonym.
	🚽 9:47am -жеи: Oops, we missed the exit. Hang in there, I will make a U-Turn
	9:48am BennyThePlug: oof we certainly missed the music exit. is ken huffing paint today??
	🚽 9:48am Handy Haversack: Bogus(law)!
	9:49am Alvy Singer: Texting and driving Ken will never end well.
	9:49am Brendan: Goat Prog please
	🚽 9:49am -жеи: Ah shit there isnt a place to turn around for freakin miles
	🚽 9:49am AnAnonymousParty: Standing by to whip a shitty.
	9:49am BennyThePlug: this show could use more goat.
	🚽 9:49am -жеи: Requesting permission to ROCK
	9:50am Andrew Waterloo: I hope you at least pass a gas station with a good price
	9:50am McGroovey: In the COVID era, rocking in is sometimes necessary, when rocking out might make you vulnerable to infection.
	9:50am F⁂F⁂ (: Remember, Ken, when you dismissed the great Polish composer, musicologist, and graphic artist, a member of the avantgarde "Cracow Group" alongside Krzysztof Penderecki, Boguslaw Sheaeffer thinking it was a made up name? Remember!?
	9:50am Okasa: All Rock Systems are Go.
	🚽 9:51am AnAnonymousParty: Rock needs no permission. Just rock.
	9:51am McGroovey: For those about to rock in or out, we salute you! Fire!
	🚽 9:52am -жеи: I think I see some ROCK up ahead
	9:52am BennyThePlug: I'm sure we'll get around to rocking at some point here.
	🚽 9:53am HyperDose: @McGroovey You think they have fire extinguishers? WFMU doesn't even have bathrooms
	9:53am F⁂F⁂ (: When Ken was playing Carl Stone I was thinking "well, at least his not playing Lil Ugly Mane".
	🚽 9:53am AnAnonymousParty: Tried to take the rock turn, ended up in a Dollar General parking lot.
	🚽 9:53am PaulRobeson1922: the goats love you, Ken baby! Look at their happy faces!!!
	9:53am bloumejune: @Androu I didn't realize that, I'll look closer next time I'm near any of those other animals. Thanks!
	🚽 9:53am Ken From Hyde Park: 🪨
	9:54am dday: Zappa. The World's Greatest Sinner: www.youtube.com...
	9:54am Kitschy Mama: Love the Styrofoam
	9:54am F⁂F⁂ (: The rock has arrived!
	9:55am slugluv1313: GOATS!!! 🖤🐐🖤😈🖤 and Boredoms!!! greetings, Ken! Everyone! lurking, getting ready for appointment -- totally digging 😺😺
	🚽 9:56am DjLorraine: I enjoyed the koza portion of the show. I also had homemade chipshop curry on potato & cauliflower patties and the on just potato as per the drop-in show
	🚽 9:56am HyperDose: Morning, Slug! Best of luck at your appt 🙂
	9:56am dday: @Benny: I lived in Messa,AZ for a bit. Next to Tempeh :)
	9:56am morphe': Sounds topic wise like a Dublin female reincarnation of George Carlin... So much stuff and too much time
	🚽 9:57am PaulRobeson1922: What’s this about hell?
	9:57am yippie: a mane is not lil, a mane is long
	9:58am morphe': NYC - Goats last year is RSD Park - 2022? Gotham = Goat Town of yore .. https://riversideparknyc.org/goatham/
	9:59am F⁂F⁂ (: Beware of the Goatpox!
	9:59am dday: gif: WWE goat training?
	9:59am BennyThePlug: dday - I love Arizona, I could definitely live down there. I spent some time working in phoenix and really liked it.
	9:59am Androu B.: GM, slugluv1313, morphe', DjLorraine, yippie!
	10:00am slugluv1313: hi Krys! YES! Goats of Anarchy are freaking awesome!
	10:00am BennyThePlug: shhhhh he speaks
	10:01am dday: Benny: save for the politics (in most of the state) I almost moved there in 2000. Lost the right to move my step kids out of state, so here I sit in Pennsyltucky. Big factor in divorce #2
	10:01am Barno in Akron: Good morning y'all! The tunes here this morning are fire!
	10:02am Dayffid: FECK
	10:02am Brendan: I saw the sign too, Ken. Far Rockaway.
	10:02am BennyThePlug: dday - well they at least got rid of that goofy sheriff aripaio or whatever his name was. what an idiot. Sorry you couldn't move, brother. that's bs.
	10:03am Kat in Chicago: The Bogus Man
	🚽 10:03am David (in London): Ahoy groovers. Tip' of the hat to Staysh.
	🚽 10:04am HyperDose: Sorry to hear dday. Men get screwed when it comes to divorce/custody battles. Our legal system seriously needs to change.
	10:04am Androu B.: GM Barno! (Yay! Someone from DEVOland!)
	10:04am F⁂F⁂ (: Welcome to the goat house, David!
	10:04am BennyThePlug: please don't ever play that song again.
	🚽 10:05am David (in London): It's goat to be here, FoFo. How the Hell are you?
	🚽 10:05am Webhamster Henry: Bogusław -> glory to God in Polish.
	10:05am Androu B.: Greets, David (In London)!
	10:05am luka: new diarrhea just dropped
	10:05am slugluv1313: hiya HyperDose! thanks! just a zoom thing, but still need to prepare (or at least feel like i am prepared, hah!)
	🚽 10:06am karlward: I came as soon as I heard
	10:06am Kat in Chicago: I think I rode the bus with the Diarrhea Lady last week. The voice was identical.
	🚽 10:06am karlward: Oh no
	10:06am Brendan: Rhea died? Oh no……
	10:07am morphe': Freebird, Diahhharreajhha Lady and Party Girls put Ken in FMU KENNY G ANNOYING Terrain .. cycling down the hill and back up ... for a fresh loaf of sour dough
	10:07am dday: @Benny: I took care of my wife's else's two kids for five years, in every way, after they were abandoned several years before by their father & somehow the judge said it was "not in the best interest of the children" to move the kids that far from their estranged father. Go figure. Sheriff Joe was nuts. I lived there while he was in office. A real POS
	10:07am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh Ken don't tease me with your Diarrhea Lady sexy talk!
	🚽 10:07am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David. How was the late shift at the Tape and Anus?
	🚽 10:08am AnAnonymousParty: "New material from the diarrhea lady" sound like something you'd over nurse talking about on a hosiital ward. So I'm a little worried.
	10:08am F⁂F⁂ (: David, Not baaaaaaaaad. Here I goat again. For goat's sake!
	10:08am Sam: Why do these two ladies sound so similar?
	10:08am Okasa: Radio gold.
	10:08am Roberto: Heart problem? More like FART problem amirite
	🚽 10:08am ifeelfatnsassy: THIS IS THE BEST DAY
	10:09am BennyThePlug: can you play that Whitesnake song "Here I Goat Again"?
	🚽 10:09am karlward: Riveting stuff
	🚽 10:09am Webhamster Henry: That's when the heart pills really hit me up a treat.
	🚽 10:09am Erin in TO: She had so many pills to go through
	10:09am arb: We are all diarrhea lady
	10:09am G: She needs to be in a clinical trial for a moderate psychosis daily pill.
	10:09am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh no!! Too good!!!
	10:09am F⁂F⁂ (: Diarrhoea Lady! Do we have any audio recording of her in Walmart?
	10:09am Sam: I shat so damn much I hurt my heart
	10:09am Androu B.: Diarrhea Lady sounds like the real life Olive Oyl.
	🚽 10:10am Webhamster Henry: Obviously , that should be the outgoing WFMU message.
	10:10am queems: oh wow new diarrhea lady dropped
	10:10am Crownless Gander: Screaming.
	10:10am luka: you can’t arrest me. i’m the diarrhea lady.
	10:10am Alvy Singer: She could have been an extra in the movie Fargo. You're darn tootin!
	10:10am Lana in Bucksom County: I love Diarrhea Dorothy!!!
	10:10am queems: mildred!!!
	🚽 10:10am HyperDose: She sounds so excited when people call. She stinky, but she adorable
	🚽 10:11am ifeelfatnsassy: This is basically a conversation with my grandma.
	🚽 10:11am David (in London): Handy, after closing time there's still so much do in a pub. Didn't leave until gone 3am. Exhausted I was. Still very much looking forward to the Kandy and H8 set, though.
	10:11am morphe': Bklyn Youth joke 1970 (8 y/o Catholic School boys) How do ya spell diarraeaaeahhhh? = D[dee] I[eye] -[dash] 2 plops and a splash ....
	10:11am Stanley: Diarrhoea Lady is on vinyl?
	10:11am luka: write that down
	10:11am queems: somebody get this lady a hotdish
	10:11am F⁂F⁂ (: She said 3pm!!!! The time when the Diarrhea really, really hits you!
	10:11am Sam: Can you get diarrhea lady asking Porque no puedo ir al bano?!
	10:11am Okasa: Dorthy is a great 500 player. (500 is a card game like Euchre).
	🚽 10:11am David (in London): Androu, Webhamster, HyperDose, morphester, Stanloid. Hello much-admired loons.
	10:12am Sam: I really hope she comes to the next WFMU bathroom-free festival
	10:12am Androu B.: It's official: Diarrhea Dorothy is the new Jerky Boys.
	10:12am iiibeat: It probably was in a church.
	10:12am morphe': Stanlely = Seems like the Canadian vinyl import???
	10:12am chresti: Finally I get to hear diarrhea lady!
	10:12am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh, well if it's air conditioned...
	10:12am BillyLundun: Where's my skipper pin!
	10:13am Okasa: You've got to have a skipper pin to play 500.
	🚽 10:13am Beast of Boonton: Diarrhea lady admits she was ‘wrong’ about inflation - in the news today
	10:13am Lana in Bucksom County: Skipper pen? Do I ned one too?
	10:13am queems: i want a skipper pin??
	10:13am Howard & the Cats: Ken, please give this woman her own show!
	10:13am chresti: churches have great bathrooms
	10:13am Stanley: morphe' - you mean on brown vinyl?
	10:13am Dayffid: What does have to pick up?
	10:14am G: @Androu: except the Jerky Boys do it on purpose. She is a natural genius at this.
	10:14am Lana in Bucksom County: What we have here is a Skipper pen crisis
	10:14am Roberto: D-Lady could take over the Old Codger's slot.
	10:14am luka: this rocks fine
	10:14am queems: why do we have access to her voicemails?
	🚽 10:14am David (in London): Chrestikins! Billy. Ahoy.
	10:14am G: Rawk? Fer Reel?
	10:14am chresti: How about some roll instead?
	10:14am bk845: This is fascinating...www.startribune.com...
	10:15am Kat in Chicago: Ma-ROCK-a?
	10:15am BillyLundun: Ahoy ahoy! David!
	🚽 10:15am D Rok: Queems: answerphone.tumblr.com...
	10:15am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh, Ken, thank you!!! You made my day!!!
	🚽 10:15am Will the Sound Guy: I'm here for the Roll
	10:16am queems: thank you @d rok
	10:16am F⁂F⁂ (: Diarrhea Lady is rock solid material!
	🚽 10:16am karlward: Those are castanets
	🚽 10:16am karlward: Right?
	10:16am dday: Mo Rocca
	10:16am Crownless Gander: Castinets.
	10:16am Sam: Her and the old codger should fill in for 7 sec delay some time.
	🚽 10:16am karlward: Damn right I am that guy
	10:16am Lana in Bucksom County: Ohhhh it's a skipper PIN?
	10:17am Brendan: I oughta vibraslap you for that
	🚽 10:17am David (in London): You are an example to us all Karl.
	10:17am BillyLundun: you can't get in without a skipper pin!
	10:17am iiibeat: Cast a net
	10:17am Sam: This is a musical laxative.
	10:17am chresti: Davidkins!
	10:18am Lana in Bucksom County: Sam, you have me rolling on the floor with your diarrhea diction!!!
	10:18am Dayffid: Puts the rock in ma(rock)a
	10:18am queems: speaking of rolls if you're ever in flushing queens go get yourself a dried ham roll from tai pan bakery. it's so good you'll die
	10:18am morphe': Anonymous : THOSE REN"T MARRACCAS!!! THOSE ARE CASTENETAS!!!
	10:18am steveo: i thought about using a vpn to anonymously post the controversial message "i don't believe in bears" but i decided it wasn't worth the effort, plus I should be concentrating on this beautiful guitar work
	10:20am Dayffid: Had to look up Skipper Pin. Still don’t know it is.
	10:20am dday: "Bears Aren't Real"
	🚽 10:20am karlward: David (in London): there will be no playing of castanets in the WFMU bathroom
	🚽 10:21am -жеи: Oh Dayffid... It was a lapel pin in the image of The Skipper from Gilligan's Island. It gets you into all the coolest events in Kenosha. Oh no
	🚽 10:21am -жеи: I've said too much
	10:21am dday: I'd like to know how to play the romance
	🚽 10:22am David (in London): karl, understood. Are finger cymbals acceptable though?
	10:22am morphe': There was a guy some FMU DJ used to play.. He did not make calls but goofed on and recorded the incoming shite solicitation calls .. was quite funny.. "busy now .. give me yer home # and I'll call you back.."
	10:22am Okasa: The coolest events like the 500 tournament at the First Lutheran Church of Kenosha.
	🚽 10:24am karlward: David (in London): only if the finger cymbals are genuine Turkish cymbals, not those back-alley Jersey City knockoffs
	🚽 10:24am -жеи: @morphe there were a few comics doing that... Tom Mabe was one, and a guy from the Upright Citizen's Brigade also had a CD called "May I Help You Dumbass" because his phone number weas one digit off a tech help line.. cant recall his name
	10:24am Dean from Old Bridge: TICO!
	🚽 10:24am -жеи: Thanks Dean! Somebody remembered?!
	10:25am F⁂F⁂ (: I thought people were talking about KenOSHA (the one that deals with preventing volunteers from climbing WFMU towers)
	10:25am Okasa: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:26am Thin Slice: Jim Stafford!
	10:26am iiibeat: A diarrhea net.
	🚽 10:27am Handy Haversack: Does Clarence Carter cover this one?
	10:27am BillyLundun: oh man I love that Neil Young song "this frogs for you!"
	🚽 10:27am David (in London): karl, I think they're Welsh, so I'm saying they're are acceptable.
	10:27am Brendan: @morphe see also Terrorizing Telemarketers by Jim Florentine. Longmont Potion Castle also has a great (albeit very lo-fi) troll job called Vitamin Guy.
	🚽 10:27am HyperDose: Greets, David in London! @Ken That was Matt Besser. Damn, Earwolf took allll the UCB veterans
	10:28am F⁂F⁂ (: Goat rock! Finally! Szeki Kurva - Goat Dance Schlammpeitziger & Stevie wonder - [don't remember the name of the song but features goats]
	10:28am G: I never did figure out, when this song was charting in the mid 70s, what her not liking spiders and snakes had to do with her degree of sexual attraction to someone.
	10:29am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Ken, you are an awesome human being! Tjey should put a statue of you in front of the station. Not kidding. I have been listening since 1985. The prog music of late is an interesting development and have not heard it much either until the last year. Prog is music and it deserves to be played. Its an acquired taste like free jazz, and some of it is better than other prog rock. I am glad country music is played, I love it. Unironically as I was raised in the country. Goats are funny. My neighbor had one and all it would do was head butt me, not terribly lovable. Are all goats like that?
	10:29am Dayffid: Thanks for the explanation Ken. But I still don’t don’t what it is. I think maybe best to let it lie.
	10:30am Stanley: Remember when the station mascot was a goat? I cannot remember its name.
	10:31am dday: Moondog?
	10:31am Asheville Jon: i still have my glow in the dark wfmu goat magnet
	🚽 10:31am Webhamster Henry: @morphé : An old techtonic highlighted a company devoted to pranking junk phonecalls: wfmu.org... jollyrogertelephone.com
	10:33am Stanley: That was it dday. And yeah, I've still got the glow-in-the dark goat fridge magnet. Isn't this station great?
	10:33am Brendan: Sheep go to heaven . Goats go to hell. Where they rock and party.
	🚽 10:33am -жеи: Yes, Moondog is still alive and well having served a very strenuous 12 month term as WFMU's mascot
	🚽 10:35am PaulRobeson1922: When are the zip rekruter commercials coming
	10:36am Androu B.: ¡Anda, Juanito!
	🚽 10:37am David (in London): Shitting in the milk is a really terrible idea. It makes for a seriously bad latte.
	10:37am Roberto: I've been meaning to ask what became of the WFMU mascot program.
	10:37am Sam: Where do mules go? Purgatory?
	10:38am Brendan: Almost as good as the mouth guitar solo by Khlam (San Fransisco Nights - der der der der derrrr)
	10:38am Stanley: PaulRobeson1922: you mean Slash Beef?
	10:38am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: " I Shit in the Milk Records" has got to be one of the worst names for a label ever. Or best? I don't know...
	🚽 10:38am -жеи: PETA shut us down Roberto
	🚽 10:38am AnAnonymousParty: You know, ever since they put in the new highway, it's hard to get to Rock anymore, because they bypassed the old Rock road and so now you have to get off on the north outer road, backtrack in the opposite direction and make a turn back under the highway through the intersection for the south outer road and wait for the new traffic signal that takes f'n forever.
	10:39am Mi-rgod: Methinks it's high time for some Jud Jud!
	10:39am Thin Slice: Juanito is a very lonely man.
	10:39am Sam: I worked as a missionary priest to a mule community. I tried to get them to change their ways and come to Christ but they are some stubborn bastards. So off to purgatory with them, it’s the only way they’ll learn.
	10:39am Asheville Jon: prog rock!
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: @Stanley Yeah! Slash Beef and Life lock
	10:40am Bobby from Dayton: This is fantastic!
	10:40am Mi-rgod: Progapella!
	🚽 10:41am AnAnonymousParty: This is the original demo tape, right?
	10:41am Androu B.: @David (In London) - Unless it's done by a civet, then you have café au lait.
	🚽 10:41am David (in London): Sam, did they take to scripture at all?
	10:41am Brendan: The goat alarms sensors have been recalibrated to trigger when prog is detected
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: AAP: And they call it progressive!
	10:41am Doobois: LOL at "progapella"! This is fantastic, Ken. Thank you.
	10:41am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: PETA can bite me. Animals taste delicious. Excellent King Crimson cover. Oh my God here comes the roller coaster section! Somebody should play this for Robert Fripp. Maybe he's listening?
	🚽 10:42am Handy Haversack: Yakety-gong!
	10:42am F⁂F⁂ (: Oh it was too good to be true!
	🚽 10:42am Will the Sound Guy: I enjoyed that 21century ditty....
	10:43am Sam: No they treated scripture with bored disdain, and nibbled away some of the best psalms.
	🚽 10:44am HyperDose: PETA/Handy, tomato/tomatoe... Kidding. Handy's my dude 😎🤙🏾‍
	10:45am Sam: And they would fornicate shamelessly. Where’s the shame? Come on!
	🚽 10:45am Webhamster Henry: W-a-a-a-a-y back when, WFMU was looking for a cartoon / puppet mascot to use for station publicity. We submitted Siesta, the Sloth.
	🚽 10:46am David (in London): Sam, that's a tragic story of wasted spiritual potential. Potentially, though, that line about 'The Lord is my shepherd' really alienated them. 'Shepherd? Shepherd? We're goats man, fuck that shit.'
	10:47am Miss G: My day is made by this lullaby version of Smiths. Thank you SM Ken and I also love baby goats.
	10:48am Sam: Yeah the entire bible has a disturbing pro-sheep bias. Other grass grazers and livestock are effectively second class citizens.
	10:48am Roberto: Wild Neil, do lamb and veal appeal?
	10:49am bloumejune: My goat magnet is on the rice cooker in a central spot in my kitchen (Is it really glow in the dark?) @Miss G I love the lullaby Smiths too!
	🚽 10:49am Handy Haversack: Either way, HyperDose, someone's getting bit. Ya BIT? Ya BIT?!
	10:49am Dean: Didn't Dokaka cover "You Are So Beautiful"?
	10:51am G: Andy is blowing off his own dinner.
	10:51am Sam: My goat magnet is on my black microwave. It blends in so perfectly it looks like I got the microwave from WFMU as swag for some monster pledge.
	10:51am Stanley: PaulRobeson1922: Man, that Slash Beef is beyond anything and hilarious. So happy to know someone else knows about it.
	10:52am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I remember a 7SD show a few years ago where you would just broadcast what people wrote on the comment board. It got meta pretty fast and was amusing. I th ink it was 2017 or so.....
	10:52am Okasa: Oh, fans of Andy... a YouTube video was just uploaded of Andy speaking for 15 minutes about his time as a staff writer on the Letterman show...
	10:52am mojo61: Ken.Put HAl SParks in for an hour live.HE won't cuss.
	10:52am Okasa: www.youtube.com...
	10:53am Ochre Ogre: Morgen Ken!
	🚽 10:54am PaulRobeson1922: @Stanley: yes! All I know about Slash Beef is from you today! I imagine Slash Beef to be a radio ad about low price cow meat?
	10:54am mojo61: But I will! he's FUCKING AMAZING and
	10:54am Miss G: Sam I love your idea for mouse of the year WFMU swag.
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: Not nearly enough fife on this station.
	10:55am bk845: Woooo! PLAY THAT FIFE!
	10:55am G: For folks with ideas, the 7SD narrative arc is: Procrastination to kill some of the hour, then focus on the episode premise, then a few of the stabs at fulfilling the premise are kinda successful but mostly really not, then tail off.
	🚽 10:55am HyperDose: I was gonna say, Handy. Getting a lot of broadcasting, but where's the sex we were promised?
	10:56am mojo61: all wired for Giuliani-ridiculing www.youtube.com...
	10:56am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: My grade school had a fife and drum corp. They marched in the Memorial Day parade.
	10:56am G: Next thing, Pidge will be fifing over WaB music tracks.
	10:58am mojo61: nd he frints a band called Nerd Halen. What more do you need to know, except that he takes donations ONLY from supporters
	10:58am F⁂F⁂ (: Okasa, Staff Favorite Moments: Writer Andy Breckman \| Letterman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddHOpM1EhU
	10:58am Ochre Ogre: More like goaten morgen.
	10:59am mojo61: i'd prefer somethig in stereo or color
	10:59am F⁂F⁂ (: Sorry, Okasa. I didn't notice you already post it.
	10:59am Kat in Chicago: I am happily accepting fife and drum in lieu of rawk
	10:59am dday: I was reading up on Andy Breckman awhile back. He shared management with Don McLean? Would that have been Herb Gart ? I know Herb since around 1993, Saylorsburg PA if he's still around
	11:00am mojo61: NErd HAlen www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:00am Handy Haversack: Will this invoke the Bagpipe Cover Protocols? Here's hoping!
	🚽 11:00am PaulRobeson1922: Alot more beef
	11:01am mojo61: #dinnerwithhal
	11:01am Miss G: 14% of my DNA is so thrilled right now.
	11:01am Thin Slice: I knew FMU would give in to Jubilee fever eventually
	11:02am F⁂F⁂ (: Deformed goat!
	🚽 11:02am HyperDose: LOL @MissG
	11:02am Stanley: PaulRobeson1922 - Check out The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast. I can't remember at what point Zip Recruiter started sponsoring it but you will be on a wild fucking trip getting there. "Did somebody order...meat?"
	11:03am ChukAmok: All these goats and yet no mention of former WFMU mascot MoonDog the goat. And no "Night Goat" either!
	11:03am mojo61: Is X RayBurns haunting the ststion again/ Die goddammit, die X Ray, apready! Yours, in Christ, mojo
	11:03am Okasa: English: Good Morning, Goat. Frisian: Goeiemoarn, Geit
	11:03am Andres: Trooping of the colour tomorrow at 5am est. Set your alarm clock.
	11:03am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Solid show today
	11:04am ChukAmok: Is that Matt Warwick in that photo? Just look at what Garbage Time has done to that poor goat.
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: Oh, there was mention, ChukAmok. There was mention!
	11:04am F⁂F⁂ (: Full name of the track: Under the kilt: the Cock Of The Northonnie Dundee
	11:04am Okasa: English: Good Morning, Goats. Frisian: Goeiemoarn, Geiten.
	11:04am Ochre Ogre: FF- Hi, right! Could be a Butthole Surfers album cover.
	🚽 11:05am -жеи: Jaysuss. I mentioned Moondog. Next thing you know, Sam is gonna say something like "She's not the diarhhea lady, she's the irritable bowel syndrome lady."
	11:05am ChukAmok: @HH Good to know. It's been a busy morning.
	🚽 11:05am PaulRobeson1922: @Stanley: ok, that sounds interesting. i’m interested
	11:05am mojo61: And I bet Hall will bring shit ton of his generous donors and works for free in this case
	11:05am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): There was a story of a few years ago how someone guy who is the world's biggest Red Hot Chili Peppers fan who saw what he thought was RHCP playingg a small club in Dublin. He and his girlfriend spend the cash, get to Dublin, only to see that it's not the band he thought he was going to see.
	11:06am dday: Chilli Pipers playing Sept. 11 in Newton,NJ The Newton Theater
	11:06am BennyThePlug: thought I was at a parade for a second
	🚽 11:06am AnAnonymousParty: I would have loved to have had the teenage kid version of the goat bag for my car. I could've put one on each side of the car.
	11:07am mojo61: OK Plan B:I gather a group of disgruntled WNYC refugees and let the behind the scenes gripefest commence
	11:07am Androu B.: GM, Ochre Ogre, mojo61!
	11:07am ChukAmok: -жеи: Got your GOAT right here: i0.wp.com...
	11:07am mojo61: However, I can't guarantee they won't swear like lefties
	11:07am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Heh... Great segue.
	11:08am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Great cover/mash-up. Survivor missed the boat on this one.
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: Listener Jonny: Like Green Daeye: external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	11:08am Dean from Old Bridge: Wow, what an improvement
	11:08am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): The eye of the goat.
	11:09am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): @Handy: HA!!!!
	11:10am dday: Screaming Goat fits in beautifully with this one
	11:11am Ochre Ogre: The goat that sees and hears all, yet eats or smells not.
	11:11am Dave in Vermont: co-worker says Where's the gifs of goats walking on hind legs
	11:12am Androu B.: GM, Dave In Vermont!
	🚽 11:12am HyperDose: What I'd give to hear Sophie B. Hawkins belt out "Damn! I wish I was your lover" at the grand post-COVID reopening of Monty Hall
	11:13am Stanley: Listener Jonny: you'd have thought the price of tickets would be a clue.
	11:13am ChukAmok: Careful everyone. Methinks AshevilleJon is lurking.
	11:14am F⁂F⁂ (: Ochre Ogre, How do you do that? I have never been able to type The _________ Surfers, here in the comments. I always get the Bumhole word censored, It also happens when I type that Japanese band named Ogre You ___________.
	11:15am dday: Thug Fife!
	11:15am Brendan: They are union musicians . Members of the local pipe fitters 666 union.
	🚽 11:15am karlward: I agree with Spotify, you should play some Phife Dawg
	11:16am Asheville Jon: i'm just here for the sad trombone
	🚽 11:16am HyperDose: What's phife dawg?
	🚽 11:16am karlward: And I never agree with Spotify
	🚽 11:16am David (in London): I always had the idea of a hybrid of Fife & Drum, and Drum & Bass, to form Fife & Drum & Bass, martial pipe music that passes in a flurry of high-speed breakbeats. First release: Squarepusher Vs the Band of the Edinburgh Military Tattoo.
	11:18am Photoline: Goat cheese lightning, you're burning up the quarter-mile
	11:18am ChukAmok: Hi AshevilleJon! Ha!
	🚽 11:19am Handy Haversack: I will not be going to the Edinburgh tattoo ...
	11:19am ChukAmok: Not even De La Soul is on Spotify.
	11:19am Sam: Waar is die schitter?
	11:19am Ochre Ogre: FF- I guess because my computer isn't far right conservative baptist.
	11:20am Photoline: WC Fields Forever
	11:20am Stanley: Is it taboo to poo-poo the Edinburgh Tattoo?
	🚽 11:20am Handy Haversack: Stanley, to me it is something to say ta-ta to!
	🚽 11:20am PaulRobeson1922: How would ya say “I need to use the facilities, wash up and go home” in Freezlandic
	11:20am F⁂F⁂ (: English: Diarrhea really hit me at 3 Frisian: Diarree sloech my echt op 3
	🚽 11:21am DjLorraine: Prof.Fuzz 63/Creek& Kills together! gosh i wish i could be there
	11:22am Kitschy Mama: More Moré!
	11:22am Stanley: Oh, and by the way - Stuff The Jubilee.
	🚽 11:22am Handy Haversack: So do we, DjLorraine! Stanley, I pointed this show out to my man in Newington: www.citizenticket.co.uk...
	11:22am Photoline: Cuban is great, but you gotta try the Trapezoidian
	11:23am F⁂F⁂ (: 'Donde esta el baño? Es urgente! Soy la señora Diarrea' segment!
	🚽 11:23am WebCuy Enrique: ¿Donde esta la cumbia?
	11:24am F⁂F⁂ (: Amigo WebCuy "El rey de las cabras" Enrique!
	11:24am Stanley: Thanks, Handy. Hidden Door always good.
	11:25am dday: A somewhat dire situation occurring in Cuba. Economy has tanked, people trying to flee in record numbers & selling off all they own. Houses selling very cheap.
	🚽 11:25am HyperDose: Esta es razón yo dono. Ándale, Staysh!
	11:27am Ochre Ogre: FF- Or maybe Ken is censoring you, I can even write Satan and the F word.
	11:27am F⁂F⁂ (: Handy, Which bands are worth checking out from that Hidden Door festival? Apart from Dry Cleaning, i fail to recognise any other band (unless the Lonelady is Diarrhea Lady)..
	11:29am Androu B.: I've "goat" to bail! Thanx, -жеи! And Good Day to all the Freegoats here and abroad! ¡Hasta la proxima, Handy y F⁂F⁂!
	🚽 11:29am PaulRobeson1922: The red light @the Isle of Wight @F.F*. (:
	🚽 11:30am Handy Haversack: F⁂F⁂, I really love Gwenifer Raymond (guitar, banjo, astrophysics). The Bug Club is good, and I have a vague memory of enjoying Girl Ray on ... Sheila's show? Gaylord's?
	🚽 11:31am Webhamster Henry: ¡Arriba el Steinski!
	11:31am F⁂F⁂ (: Ochre Ogre, Ken, FCC, NRA, i don't care...No one is censoring me! I found out if I wrote those words in Spanish I can get away with it! Surfeadores del Ojete See? HAHA! I mean JAJA!
	11:32am F⁂F⁂ (: Oh, for goat's sake, Androu B, don't go away!
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: ¡Adios, Androu B.! Did F⁂F⁂'s boca del baño scare you away?!
	11:34am F⁂F⁂ (: Thanks, Handy. I'll check the Gwenifer Raymond. Maybe she's the same as Girl (Gwenifer) Ray(mond)?
	11:35am Ochre Ogre: FF- Lol! Right on stick it to batardos, not Ken though.
	11:35am Stanley: Yay Steinski! The Muthalode - wfmu.org...
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Well, she's both a particle and a wave, F⁂F⁂!
	🚽 11:35am HyperDose: @F⁂F⁂ You do know Жеи has a heavily armed chipmunk militia at his disposal that's ready to strike at the push of a goat scream button, right?
	11:36am Ochre Ogre: 's'
	11:36am Jason from Houston: Ahhhh! Niiiiice... Here for Boney M.
	11:38am F⁂F⁂ (: HyperDose, I'm not afraid of no armed chipmunk.
	11:38am Ochre Ogre: Man, groggy this morn: 'the bastardos'
	11:39am Simunnition: Get the fofo!
	11:39am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Girl, you know it's true...
	🚽 11:40am Erin in TO: omg I haven't heard Milli Vanilli, even ironically, since I was a teenager
	11:40am Andres: True, true, true.
	11:40am Mister Dobalina: KEN, you know it's true!
	11:40am F⁂F⁂ (: * runs away *
	11:40am Photoline: Grill, you know it's tube steak
	11:40am Andres: Legit even.
	🚽 11:41am Handy Haversack: Suuuuuuuure Ken doesn't know the album and label -- of his most treasured possession!!
	11:41am ChukAmok: There was a guy in my hometown who claimed to have written this, and other Milli Vanilli songs. He even came and gave a speech at my middle school's assembly.
	11:41am Okasa: The Tennessee Fainting Goat: This breed has a genetic condition called myotonia congenita, or Thomsen's disease. This condition causes their muscles to seize up when they're startled.
	🚽 11:41am karlward: Back when rap was good
	11:41am F⁂F⁂ (: We ran out of Androus, but we have Andres!
	11:42am Jim the Poet: They threw me out of Milli Vanilli for not being Vanilli enough
	11:42am Mark Hurst: @ChukAmok I heard about two guys who claimed to have sung this song!
	11:43am F⁂F⁂ (: Ken, You know it's true: We love prog rock. YES! You know it's true. We love you.
	🚽 11:43am JtotheK: excellent, I sure hope Milli Vanilli work their way into regular Wednesday rotation!
	11:43am PKNY: Girl you know it's true/Ooh ooh ooh WF MU
	11:43am Andres: F⁂F⁂ (: I can not match what Androu brings to the boards but I work with what I've got.
	🚽 11:44am Erin in TO: If a man ever did a lip sync of Girl You Know It's True to me to tell me he loved me, I would instantly know I had found the one and marry him
	11:44am Bob from poughkeepsie: Great show ken as always. my friend Jack was sung by a garage band in the 60's.
	11:44am chresti: So who was the ghost milli?
	11:44am Mister Dobalina: Well, enough goat'n around time to go and make the donuts.
	11:45am Photoline: Chili Van Willie
	11:45am steveo: Milli Vanilli – Girl You Know It's True [album] Label: Arista
	11:46am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): But Milli Vanilli themselves didn't sing at all. They weren't lip-sync-ing to their own tracks. THAT's the difference.
	11:46am F⁂F⁂ (: I remember when I bought the Milli Vanilli cassette tape AND when months later, after the scandal broke up, they started refunding money for whoever bought it.
	11:46am iiibeat: Box Populi
	11:47am Mark Hurst: echoes of the "ET" Atari cartridge...
	11:47am Ochre Ogre: Handy- Ha! It's probably cassette tape, Ken has the treasured vinyl still sealed copy encased in a plexi box.
	11:48am chresti: Oh I thought they weren't the actual singers?
	🚽 11:48am HyperDose: Chicha: A Latin American drink, typically alcoholic, made of fermented maize. In some South American countries, chicha is drunk out of a bull's horn during fiestas patrias. In Peru, the term lo chicha is used to denote anything relating to ordinary life and the common people.
	11:48am Brendan: No short and curlies ?
	11:49am ChukAmok: "In case of emergency break glass and carefully remove conservatively graded near mint first pressing of Milli Vanilli album"
	11:49am steveo: mark me down for "dumbest scandal" -- who cares how the sausage is made
	11:49am chresti: I was not aware you wanted hair
	🚽 11:49am PaulRobeson1922: Sure that you know what to do
	11:50am chresti: I have the card on a stick
	11:50am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @dday-please post a link about Cuba Crisis?
	11:51am PMD: So wait, do you still want hair?
	11:52am Kat in Chicago: I do have a couple of those in the bedroom trash can…
	11:53am PMD: OK then!!
	11:53am dday: @Wild Neil: dialogo-americas.com...
	11:53am chresti: When Franco cut my hair in the front yard, the porch cat would roll around in the pile of hair, she loved it!
	11:53am Brendan: Cuba - economy in freefall, people fleeing. Breaking news since 1959.
	11:54am Strandlund: Yay!!...I think.
	🚽 11:54am D Rok: I wanna know who "the lady" is who was going Cub Shopping.
	11:54am chresti: How bout we spit in a cup, want that?
	🚽 11:55am PaulRobeson1922: Oh jeez
	11:55am smeliot: Yes so glad diarrhea lady is back. Bless
	11:55am F⁂F⁂ (: I'm still waiting for some kind WFMU listener in the USA to go to his/her local Walmart and ask around for Diarrhea lady. We must find her!
	11:56am PMD: Enjoying this with my chocolate
	11:56am Strandlund: I love the "Hmmm" the other lady does...
	11:56am bloumejune: Hair? I'm getting about 2 inches trimmed off this Friday, would that be useful?
	11:56am Lana in Bucksom County: I need to learn how to make those sounds Diarrhea Lady's friend makes
	11:56am steveo: has anyone ever seen the Diarrhea Lady and Old Codger in the same room?
	11:56am Ochre Ogre: Have to sweep the floors, been 3 weeks, probably a lot of hair. Wonder if cat hair would work?
	🚽 11:56am Erin in TO: Every time I hear this recording, I wonder why no one told her to call an ambulance
	11:57am steveo: well that was fast, thanks Ken, I had fun. Jim, you're a treasure
	11:57am Ochre Ogre: HOLY CRAP!
	🚽 11:57am HyperDose: @steveo I was thinking about that earlier!
	🚽 11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken!
	11:57am F⁂F⁂ (: Normally you do the "Hmmmm" after eating something very tasty like "This cheese pie is delicious..HMM!" Not when hearing diarrhea stories!
	11:57am PMD: Does the guy who does all the songs have one about diarrhea?
	11:57am Hubig Pie: I never know how that story ends
	11:58am Brendan: Thanks Ken… diarrhea lady never ceases to amaze. Say … what’s for lunch?
	🚽 11:58am Handy Haversack: You do NOT want to see that room, steveo. Thanks, Ken! Forms were freed -- and then some! See you at the Milli Vanilli fanclub meeting on Friday! Stay freed, O you Forms! Hasta la proxima, F⁂F⁂.
	11:58am Okasa: Dankewol, Ken!
	🚽 11:58am Baja Joe: What's the theme for today's streaming GIFs?
	11:58am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken! Cheers all!
	11:58am Lana in Bucksom County: Maybe she swallowed her Skipper Pin and that's what caused her GI bleed. Oh Jeez
	11:58am F⁂F⁂ (: PMD, The Jokerfan has exactly 27 songs coveroing all types of diarrhoea afflictions.
	11:58am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:58am David (in London): Thanks Ken. Hell of a ride.
	11:59am chresti: I guess DL was before the invention of adult diapers?
	🚽 11:59am Aquebogue: Needless and superfluous indeed!
	11:59am luka: so long and thanks for all the ‘rrhea
	🚽 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks and bye! Stay well!
	🚽 11:59am HyperDose: Gracias, Жеи. This was a fantastic hang!
	11:59am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	12:00pm Ochre Ogre: FF LOL!! Hmmm
	12:00pm F⁂F⁂ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show as usual. Till next episode and remember to goat!
	🚽 12:00pm Aquebogue: Thanks Ken! That lady was so, so, so....
	12:02pm oshiwoshi: Danny Kustow FTW!
	🚽 12:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: I enjoyed today's salute to capricorns. 🐐
	12:56pm Sam: Ersatz McFakefake is a real folk singer, Ken. He's a hero in his local region. Don't diss him.
	12:57pm The Last Phillip: Therapist was late. What did I miss

Ken: Playlist from June 1, 2022

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June 1, 2022: No Goat, Radio!

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	New	Approx. start time
DJ Mark Hurst via Holly Plus	Freebird	Are We In A Reporting Period? Asking for a friend	haha Yeah same here			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Poppy	I Am Empowered "I Am Empowered" by "Poppy"	Still Wondering. Anybody know?	Goes double for me			0:04:10 (Pop-up)
Thurston, Kim and Epic	Sitting On A Barbed Wire Fence	Outlaw Blues (Tribute to Bob Dylan) (various artists)	Imaginary Records			0:04:52 (Pop-up)
Bondage	En La Moto "En La Moto" by "Bondage"	Wont Somebody Tell Me? Is it still reporting week? It's fleet week. But reporting?	Huh? Cmon			0:09:03 (Pop-up)
Bronze	New Mexico "New Mexico" by "Bronze"	Absolute Compliance	Castle Face Records		*	0:11:46 (Pop-up)
Mzylkypop	Witches In These Parts "Witches In These Parts" by "Mzylkypop"	The Wire Tapper Volume 1,586	The Wire		*	0:20:30 (Pop-up)
Best Coast	Rhiannon "Rhiannon" by "Best Coast"	Just Tell Me That You Want Me: A Tribute To Fleetwood Mac	Hear Music			0:20:57 (Pop-up)
The Avalanches	We Will Always Love You	Title Track	Astralwerks		*	0:24:40 (Pop-up)

Carl "G.O.A.T." Stone	Korzo Koza "Korzo Koza" by "Carl "G.O.A.T." Stone"	Wat Dong Moon Lek	Unseen Worlds		*	0:36:19 (Pop-up)
Boredoms	7+ (EYE Remix) "7+ (EYE Remix)" by "Boredoms"	Super Roots 7 / 8	Warner Bros. Japan			0:41:43 (Pop-up)
Matmos	Few, Far Chaos Bugles "Few, Far Chaos Bugles" by "Matmos"	Regards/Ukłony dla Bogusław Schaeffer	Thrill Jockey Records		*	0:47:45 (Pop-up)
Lil Ugly Mane	Styrofoam "Styrofoam" by "Lil Ugly Mane"	Volcanic Bird Enemy and the Voiced Concern	Fashionable Death		*	0:52:40 (Pop-up)
Sprints	How Does the Story Go? "How Does the Story Go?" by "Sprints"	Title Track	Nice Swan Records		*	0:53:46 (Pop-up)
Soho	Hippie Chick "Hippie Chick" by "Soho"	Goddess	Atco			0:57:03 (Pop-up)

John Barry	Theme From ROmance for Castanet, Maraca and Romance	The More Things Change: Film, TV & Studio Work 1968-1972	Ace			1:17:33 (Pop-up)
Roberto Laneri	Tico Tico "Tico Tico" by "Roberto Laneri"	South Of No Border	Black Sweat Records			1:19:41 (Pop-up)
Jim Stafford	Spiders and Snakes "Spiders and Snakes" by "Jim Stafford"	Songs About Goats and Spiders and Snakes	MGM			1:26:03 (Pop-up)
The Staples Jr. Singers	On My Journey Home	When Do We Get Paid	Luaka Bop		*	1:28:14 (Pop-up)
Sonny Treadway	Hallelujah Anyway "Hallelujah Anyway" by "Sonny Treadway"	Jesus Will Fix It! Sacred Steel Instrumentals	Arhoolie Records			1:31:24 (Pop-up)
Juanito Wau! One Mouth Band	Reverb Pool / Porron Beat!!!	No Album	I Shit In The Milk Records			1:34:52 (Pop-up)
Dokaka	21st Century Schizoid Man "21st Century Schizoid Man" by "Dokaka"	The Album That Dokaka Covered Prog On	Dokaka Dot Com			1:39:05 (Pop-up)
Dokaka	Hey Wha "Hey Wha" by "Dokaka"	Album	Label			1:41:53 (Pop-up)

Tippecanoe Drum and Fife Ensemble	Hell On The Wabash					1:53:03 (Pop-up)
J.W. Jones and Floyd Bussey	Everytime I Come Around / JW's Special	No Album	Fat Possum			1:55:44 (Pop-up)
Pipes and Drums of the London Scottish Regiment	Cock Of The Northonnie Dundee / Blue Bonnets Over Ian Curtis	Tunes of Glory	Gimmee Joy			2:00:05 (Pop-up)
Red Hot Chili Pipers	e Will Rock You / Eye Of My Tiger / The Clumsy Lover	Blast Live	Deformed Goat			2:03:54 (Pop-up)
Survaggard	Eye Of The Haggard "Eye Of The Haggard" by "Survaggard"	Nope	Nope Nope		*	2:07:29 (Pop-up)
	a song					2:12:00 (Pop-up)
Beny Moré	Manzanillo "Manzanillo" by "Beny Moré"					2:19:47 (Pop-up)
Los Invasores de Progreso	Todos Juntos	Cumbias Chichadélicas		-		2:23:04 (Pop-up)
Money Chicha	Chicha Negra "Chicha Negra" by "Money Chicha"	Echo en Mexico	Label			2:26:38 (Pop-up)
Steinski	Vox Apostolica "Vox Apostolica" by "Steinski"	What Does It All Mean? 1983-2006 Retrospective	Illegal Art			2:30:26 (Pop-up)
Boney M	My Friend Jack "My Friend Jack" by "Boney M"	Greatest Bones	BMG Heritage			2:35:33 (Pop-up)
Milli Vanilli	Girl You Know It's True	Album?	Label?			2:39:34 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Moon Duo	No Fun Diarrhea Lady Mix					2:43:46 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jim Price	"Jim Price"					2:57:03 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🚽 7:16am Ken From Hyde Park: Freebird is in da house!
	🚽 8:22am -жеи: Welcome K from HP. Any requests?
	🚽 8:36am Handy Haversack: Morning to all assembled Kens.
	8:42am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, KFHP! ¡Buenos Dias, Handy!
	🚽 8:44am Handy Haversack: ¡Androu, buenos dias á usted!
	8:58am steveo: oh gosh it's June; good morning Ken and esteemed commenters
	9:00am Androu B.: GM, steveo! Yes, it's Day 1 of Pride Month!
	9:00am dday: Requests? Can I use the FMU bathroom?
	9:00am Mark Hurst: Here for the Holly Plus!
	9:01am steveo: happy Pride ,then!
	9:01am Androu B.: GM, Mark, dday!
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: It's June. And all the goats are big pimpin'.
	9:01am Gwendolyn Macrae: Ohhh, I love this!!!
	9:01am JeremyB: Oh my! Amazing!
	9:02am dday: Those goats are making me hear Jive Talkin' in my head
	9:02am Listener Bop Monroe: greetings from chilly Tannersville SMK and all. this tech is tonic!
	9:03am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Whaddupdoe
	9:04am Rachel Bo Bachel: Where’s my lighter
	9:04am billylondon: Fully feeling the freebird this morning!
	9:04am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Hi peeps! Hiya Staysh!
	🚽 9:04am AnAnonymousParty: This reminds me of something you'd hear over some weird shortwave station late at nite.
	🚽 9:05am HyperDose: CoNtEnT 🥴
	🚽 9:05am PigeonsAndRust: I'm here...find me!
	9:06am kentuckywoman: I'm so confused
	9:06am dotpattern: That version of Freebird sent chills up my spine!
	🚽 9:07am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi!! I’ve been waiting forever for the free all requests shown
	9:07am hoeg: ah yes best Dylan cover :D
	9:07am Androu B.: @-жеи Since dday has mentioned it, a request for Tragedy's cover of "Jive Talkin'", if you please.
	🚽 9:07am Handy Haversack: coela? Is that you?
	🚽 9:08am -жеи: I need more Freebirds! Send 'em my way send em send em. THanks Mark Hurst for this week's version! If not for Mark we would still be hearing the original right now.
	9:09am Gwendolyn Macrae: Okay, dont make fun but....I kinda unironically like Free Bird. Im sorry.
	9:09am Androu B.: Good Morning to all the Freebirds both here and abroad!
	9:09am F⁂F⁂ (: Good morning, Ken and Friends of Egg!
	9:09am Gwendolyn Macrae: Man, im loving these goats!
	9:09am bobob: sounds like The Pop Group
	9:10am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, F⁂F⁂!
	🚽 9:10am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, F⁂F⁂, profeta del Huevo!
	🚽 9:12am Krys O.: Hey, Ken! Yay for the goats!🐐 🤘
	9:12am Androu B.: Handy, supiera saber que "Gudetama" es la profeta del Huevo Parlante.
	9:13am F⁂F⁂ (: Hola, Androu y Handy ! Mis huevos favoritos.
	🚽 9:14am AnAnonymousParty: Sure seems like today's show is looking to be a total goat rodeo.
	🚽 9:14am Krys O.: The Polish word for goat (koza) is a term of endearment, at least in the olden days.
	🚽 9:14am PaulRobeson1922: Thanks, Mark Hurst!!! Good Job! : I’d like to hear DOORS FAN, please <3 if not it’s ok
	9:14am Gwendolyn Macrae: I like that, koza sounds really cute
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: @Gwendolyn: It's like kid in English.
	🚽 9:16am HyperDose: I love being a student at Progwarts 🪄
	🚽 9:16am Handy Haversack: Pero, ¿dónde está la cabra de hielo?
	9:16am Androu B.: I predict this show will be the Greatest Of All Time, I just know it!
	🚽 9:16am Erin in TO: Aww man I missed Freebird....stupid work phone calls
	🚽 9:17am -жеи: I met a three week old goat the other day, and her owner has 30 more! And she invited me to come and meet them all!
	9:17am McGroovey: Goat rodeo? Did someone say GOAT RODEO?!?!
	🚽 9:17am ifeelfatnsassy: Just went down a Poppy rabbit hole. As best I can tell, "I am empowered" was a promotional spot related to her (failed?) YouTube "comedy" show, "I'm Poppy" which only aired a pilot episode. At the time, she was signed to Mad Decent, but I think this was YouTube content.
	9:17am Rev. Turnip Druid: sad to say, late to the Poppy Party. But catching up fast. sadder to say, missed this morning's dose...
	9:18am JeremyB: @ken: www.goat-simulator.com
	🚽 9:18am Krys O.: Let's meet ALL the goats!
	9:18am Rev. Turnip Druid: What JeremyB said. I actually got a friggin' nintendo switch SOLELY for th'goat simulator.
	🚽 9:19am ifeelfatnsassy: Poppy as opener is what sold me on going to the Smashing Pumpkins/Jane's Addiction tour later this year with some friends. Can't wait.
	9:19am Androu B.: GM, Rev. TD!
	🚽 9:19am -жеи: Jeremy, that goat simulation page is very scary. I dont want to click anything. I dont want to become a goat, or have my computer become one.
	🚽 9:19am HyperDose: That's a Dinner at Andy's episode. Don't forget the extra field recorder (with a big windscreen) and USB chargers!
	9:20am McGroovey: Oh. Siiiimulator... I thought you said sTimulator!
	9:20am Rachel Bo Bachel: Ken did you play the Built to Spill version of Freebird? That’s the only one I know! ;/
	9:21am Gwendolyn Macrae: I love fun new covers!
	9:21am Androu B.: Aw, c'mon -жеи, don't you want to become the Greatest Of All Time?
	9:21am JeremyB: i.pinimg.com...
	9:22am F⁂F⁂ (: Kiss the goat!
	🚽 9:22am Erin in TO: All these goats are creeping me out. Don't you know they're evil?
	9:22am morphe': YOOO-HOOO .. I missed Freebird !!!!
	9:22am steveo: did you get a goat, Ken? you could probably convince it it's a dingo
	🚽 9:22am HyperDose: Every version of Freebird Ken (and other DJs) have played: wfmu.org...
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Way ahead of you, F⁂F⁂.
	🚽 9:23am PaulRobeson1922: She lives her life like a bird in flight, and wouldn't you love to love her I feel empowered after a good sleep and this song each time
	9:24am BadBob: So these are the lyrics
	🚽 9:24am -жеи: I want a goat so bad, but they are hard to contain. They jump and climb so. And we have bears in the neighborhood so probably not a great idear for me to get one or three
	🚽 9:25am Krys O.: Goats of Anarchy is a neato place. www.goatsofanarchy.org
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: K8 refuses to let me get a goat, -жеи. I feel your pain. I want one so bad, too. They are such great creatures. And I think the kittens would love one!
	🚽 9:25am HyperDose: @Handy I'm telling K8! 💋🐐
	9:25am Androu B.: A-HA! I have the perfect request to compliment today's gif theme! -жеи, PLEASE play that "goatherder" song from "The Sound Of Music"!
	🚽 9:26am Handy Haversack: Oh my gosh, Krys. Now I'm lost!
	9:26am steveo: i hear you; i would like a goat also but scared of the chupacabras known to be on the loose here in brooklyn
	9:26am captain beef fart: Just watching that gif is helping me get a kink out of my neck. Thanks.
	9:27am K8: Um...that's the Roches' "Hammond Song" mixed into that Avalanches track! Amazing! @Handy--No! NO GOATS!
	9:27am K8: Also, good morning Ken and lovely folx. I'll blend into the background again now...
	9:28am teod: I'm not sure black bears would be too eager to eat goats
	9:28am morphe': Goats are quite intelligent compared ro sheep ... they will wander and come home but they will eat anything and so might cause problems with neighbors' gardens and plants and laundry and !!! Saw a goat eating a pile of plastic bags in Jamaica ..
	9:28am dday: @Ken: wise move. Unless you have a barn or someplace to keep them at night. A nearby neighbor had several. Suddenly thet all disappeared
	9:28am Jack McGuire: The Come Together sample on the Av's Noisy Eater is top shelf.
	🚽 9:28am Handy Haversack: K8, just two. I think that's a good balance!
	9:28am Kat in Chicago: Loved the Avalanches/Roches
	9:28am Noogar: https://www.riverbendfestival.com/ #NoogaStrong
	9:28am teod: coyotes though, maybe get a donkey too
	9:29am morphe': Is someone playing the stream and Fm radio at the same time???
	🚽 9:29am Krys O.: Goats are great at eating weeds.
	9:29am sphere: HELLO PEOPLE HELLO
	9:30am Bernardo: It’s ok Ken I always mix those two up
	🚽 9:30am Krys O.: Goats for land management: www.farmanddairy.com...
	9:30am G: Who the heck sent out the FMU prog memo a couple months agho? Wasn't me. I've listened to FMU since the mid 00s, and prog was really kinda rare. But there's some prog thing going now that pops up on multiple shows in recent weeks. No gripes from me. I've just been noticing lol
	9:30am Androu B.: GM, sphere!
	9:31am sphere: you can get topical cream for treating a prog infection.
	9:31am K8: As long as we live in Brooklyn, no goats. They are sweet and cute, but no.
	🚽 9:31am PaulRobeson1922: HELLO, sphere!
	9:31am sphere: thank you, Androu. you are quite kind.
	9:31am G: Who's the GOAT here?
	9:31am dday: Four hundred goats descended on the verdant hillsides of Golden Gate Baptist Theological Seminary in July, cutting the grass as well as the seminary’s costs for landscaping staff. “We save approximately $5,000 in labor and materials by contracting with Goats-R-Us,” said Robert Dvorak, the seminary’s facilities management director. The goats, which were stationed for three weeks on the steeper areas…
	9:32am Gwendolyn Macrae: Pumpkins and Janes Addiction
	9:32am sphere: @PaulRobeson1922: you as well. :)
	9:32am Thin Slice: Fanwood used goats to remove poison ivy and other undergrowth from its nature preserve. Now the kids can't hide behind the underbrush and smoke their pot.
	🚽 9:32am HyperDose: Poppy is an entertainment android developed by Titanic Sinclair Enterprises
	🚽 9:33am Handy Haversack: Mark the Loom Smasher!
	9:33am Mark Hurst: Move fast and break... music filters
	🚽 9:34am PaulRobeson1922: There was holly on the ivy in the apparition mountains
	9:35am iiibeat: Why would anyone want to outlaw the blues??
	9:35am JeremyB: @Mark, that was fantastic!
	9:36am kentuckywoman: I hate that i recognize this -_-
	9:36am Mackerel: Masterpiece for sure
	9:36am JeremyB: and this is a masterpiece
	9:36am queems: this legitimately makes me feel like i can't breath
	9:36am BennyThePlug: this is awful
	🚽 9:37am HyperDose: DJ Spacebrother got Dr Demento to do a promo for him. Don't think you can beat that, unless you can get Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un to record one for you?
	9:37am F⁂F⁂ (: Wat da dong is going on with Carl Stone music? Does it comes with a user manual? Cos i still don't get it.
	9:37am Androu B.: @iiibeat - Authoritarians would.
	9:37am Mackerel: It's like a CD player got conscious
	9:37am G: @Benny: So you get it!
	9:37am JeremyB: artist and track are switched
	9:37am BennyThePlug: how do I skip this track?
	9:37am iiibeat: True. It could happen . .
	9:38am luka: it’s already skipping benny
	9:38am JeremyB: I am buying this today!
	9:38am BennyThePlug: someone at the studio give the record player and ken a smack.
	9:38am G: @Benny: It's music, aka artfully arranged audio data.
	9:38am PuraVida: Good morning, did someone hijack WFMU?
	9:38am BennyThePlug: welp, I'm giving up music. this did it.
	9:38am Androu B.: This is basically a Plunderphonic-style reconstruct of "Waiting For A Star To Fall".
	9:38am JeremyB: unseenworlds.bandcamp.com...
	9:38am McGroovey: Hey, I think I know a guy who knows a guys who dated Lynyrd Skynyrd's guitar tech's brother's wife. Coincidentally, he's also Jack Kevorkian's nephew's uncle's chiropractor.
	9:39am F⁂F⁂ (: Hold, on BennythePlug! I just found the instruction manual to this song on the internet! It says "turn down volume to 1, press pause button, pet a goat"
	9:39am luka: fkn love Carl Stone tbh “ganci” and “figli” off the last record are beautiful.
	9:39am G: @Pura: Ken hijacks it at 9AM Weds on the regular.
	9:40am luka: and if it wasn’t for the Fun 91 i’d have no idea about it
	9:40am PuraVida: @G got it, thanks
	9:40am sphere: @ McGroovey - well, I know someone who knows precisely one person. that's it. one person.
	9:40am BennyThePlug: FF - petting goat now
	9:40am JeremyB: Dance dance dance!
	🚽 9:40am Handy Haversack: sphere, which person?
	9:41am JeremyB: This music is what I imagine my brain sounds like
	9:41am G: This is your brain on WFMU. Any questions?
	9:42am BennyThePlug: ahhhhhh something that resembles music. nice.
	9:42am sphere: @ Handy - well, now it's two people so everything's ruined.
	9:42am Andrew Waterloo: My brain underwater
	9:42am bloumejune: I love how goats' pupils are horizontal/rectangular, among other things.
	🚽 9:42am Handy Haversack: That's how they getcha.
	9:43am BennyThePlug: when I was vegan I would eat an impossible burger and go "wow, this is almost like meat!" I'm having the same feeling with this song.
	9:43am adampsyche: late to the part, what song broke everyone's brains around ten minutes ago
	9:43am dday: This song IS almost like meat :)
	9:43am McGroovey: I'm supposed to sleep through this show so that I'm not too tired for tonight's Prof.Fuzz 63/Creek& Kills/[someone else] slow. Plug.
	9:44am BennyThePlug: adampsyche - you're using the word "song" too loosely.
	9:44am sphere: I say this song is tempeh.
	9:45am dday: I used to have a bad tempeh
	9:45am Androu B.: @bloumejune They're called "segmented corneas". All hooved animals (even horses) have them, as do frogs and toads.
	9:45am F⁂F⁂ (: Are the Boredoms the guys in the Tuchus song ?
	9:45am Dave R: B.O.R.E.❤️❤️❤️
	9:45am chresti: Morning Ken and todays listeners!
	9:45am BennyThePlug: I almost moved to Tempeh, Arizona once.
	🚽 9:46am -жеи: Don't worry, we will soon commence to ROCK OUT
	9:46am Andrew Waterloo: that girl does not like that goat eating her homework.
	9:46am Dave R: FAFA that's some of them and some of ween
	🚽 9:46am -жеи: At the next exit, bear right and commence to RAWK
	🚽 9:47am AnAnonymousParty: Cool. Rocking out is far more fun than rocking in. Thanks Ken!
	9:47am BennyThePlug: Ken - I took the Kearny exit, am I close?
	9:47am Androu B.: @F⁂F⁂ That's the guys from Ween + another artist under a pseudonym.
	🚽 9:47am -жеи: Oops, we missed the exit. Hang in there, I will make a U-Turn
	9:48am BennyThePlug: oof we certainly missed the music exit. is ken huffing paint today??
	🚽 9:48am Handy Haversack: Bogus(law)!
	9:49am Alvy Singer: Texting and driving Ken will never end well.
	9:49am Brendan: Goat Prog please
	🚽 9:49am -жеи: Ah shit there isnt a place to turn around for freakin miles
	🚽 9:49am AnAnonymousParty: Standing by to whip a shitty.
	9:49am BennyThePlug: this show could use more goat.
	🚽 9:49am -жеи: Requesting permission to ROCK
	9:50am Andrew Waterloo: I hope you at least pass a gas station with a good price
	9:50am McGroovey: In the COVID era, rocking in is sometimes necessary, when rocking out might make you vulnerable to infection.
	9:50am F⁂F⁂ (: Remember, Ken, when you dismissed the great Polish composer, musicologist, and graphic artist, a member of the avantgarde "Cracow Group" alongside Krzysztof Penderecki, Boguslaw Sheaeffer thinking it was a made up name? Remember!?
	9:50am Okasa: All Rock Systems are Go.
	🚽 9:51am AnAnonymousParty: Rock needs no permission. Just rock.
	9:51am McGroovey: For those about to rock in or out, we salute you! Fire!
	🚽 9:52am -жеи: I think I see some ROCK up ahead
	9:52am BennyThePlug: I'm sure we'll get around to rocking at some point here.
	🚽 9:53am HyperDose: @McGroovey You think they have fire extinguishers? WFMU doesn't even have bathrooms
	9:53am F⁂F⁂ (: When Ken was playing Carl Stone I was thinking "well, at least his not playing Lil Ugly Mane".
	🚽 9:53am AnAnonymousParty: Tried to take the rock turn, ended up in a Dollar General parking lot.
	🚽 9:53am PaulRobeson1922: the goats love you, Ken baby! Look at their happy faces!!!
	9:53am bloumejune: @Androu I didn't realize that, I'll look closer next time I'm near any of those other animals. Thanks!
	🚽 9:53am Ken From Hyde Park: 🪨
	9:54am dday: Zappa. The World's Greatest Sinner: www.youtube.com...
	9:54am Kitschy Mama: Love the Styrofoam
	9:54am F⁂F⁂ (: The rock has arrived!
	9:55am slugluv1313: GOATS!!! 🖤🐐🖤😈🖤 and Boredoms!!! greetings, Ken! Everyone! lurking, getting ready for appointment -- totally digging 😺😺
	🚽 9:56am DjLorraine: I enjoyed the koza portion of the show. I also had homemade chipshop curry on potato & cauliflower patties and the on just potato as per the drop-in show
	🚽 9:56am HyperDose: Morning, Slug! Best of luck at your appt 🙂
	9:56am dday: @Benny: I lived in Messa,AZ for a bit. Next to Tempeh :)
	9:56am morphe': Sounds topic wise like a Dublin female reincarnation of George Carlin... So much stuff and too much time
	🚽 9:57am PaulRobeson1922: What’s this about hell?
	9:57am yippie: a mane is not lil, a mane is long
	9:58am morphe': NYC - Goats last year is RSD Park - 2022? Gotham = Goat Town of yore .. https://riversideparknyc.org/goatham/
	9:59am F⁂F⁂ (: Beware of the Goatpox!
	9:59am dday: gif: WWE goat training?
	9:59am BennyThePlug: dday - I love Arizona, I could definitely live down there. I spent some time working in phoenix and really liked it.
	9:59am Androu B.: GM, slugluv1313, morphe', DjLorraine, yippie!
	10:00am slugluv1313: hi Krys! YES! Goats of Anarchy are freaking awesome!
	10:00am BennyThePlug: shhhhh he speaks
	10:01am dday: Benny: save for the politics (in most of the state) I almost moved there in 2000. Lost the right to move my step kids out of state, so here I sit in Pennsyltucky. Big factor in divorce #2
	10:01am Barno in Akron: Good morning y'all! The tunes here this morning are fire!
	10:02am Dayffid: FECK
	10:02am Brendan: I saw the sign too, Ken. Far Rockaway.
	10:02am BennyThePlug: dday - well they at least got rid of that goofy sheriff aripaio or whatever his name was. what an idiot. Sorry you couldn't move, brother. that's bs.
	10:03am Kat in Chicago: The Bogus Man
	🚽 10:03am David (in London): Ahoy groovers. Tip' of the hat to Staysh.
	🚽 10:04am HyperDose: Sorry to hear dday. Men get screwed when it comes to divorce/custody battles. Our legal system seriously needs to change.
	10:04am Androu B.: GM Barno! (Yay! Someone from DEVOland!)
	10:04am F⁂F⁂ (: Welcome to the goat house, David!
	10:04am BennyThePlug: please don't ever play that song again.
	🚽 10:05am David (in London): It's goat to be here, FoFo. How the Hell are you?
	🚽 10:05am Webhamster Henry: Bogusław -> glory to God in Polish.
	10:05am Androu B.: Greets, David (In London)!
	10:05am luka: new diarrhea just dropped
	10:05am slugluv1313: hiya HyperDose! thanks! just a zoom thing, but still need to prepare (or at least feel like i am prepared, hah!)
	🚽 10:06am karlward: I came as soon as I heard
	10:06am Kat in Chicago: I think I rode the bus with the Diarrhea Lady last week. The voice was identical.
	🚽 10:06am karlward: Oh no
	10:06am Brendan: Rhea died? Oh no……
	10:07am morphe': Freebird, Diahhharreajhha Lady and Party Girls put Ken in FMU KENNY G ANNOYING Terrain .. cycling down the hill and back up ... for a fresh loaf of sour dough
	10:07am dday: @Benny: I took care of my wife's else's two kids for five years, in every way, after they were abandoned several years before by their father & somehow the judge said it was "not in the best interest of the children" to move the kids that far from their estranged father. Go figure. Sheriff Joe was nuts. I lived there while he was in office. A real POS
	10:07am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh Ken don't tease me with your Diarrhea Lady sexy talk!
	🚽 10:07am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David. How was the late shift at the Tape and Anus?
	🚽 10:08am AnAnonymousParty: "New material from the diarrhea lady" sound like something you'd over nurse talking about on a hosiital ward. So I'm a little worried.
	10:08am F⁂F⁂ (: David, Not baaaaaaaaad. Here I goat again. For goat's sake!
	10:08am Sam: Why do these two ladies sound so similar?
	10:08am Okasa: Radio gold.
	10:08am Roberto: Heart problem? More like FART problem amirite
	🚽 10:08am ifeelfatnsassy: THIS IS THE BEST DAY
	10:09am BennyThePlug: can you play that Whitesnake song "Here I Goat Again"?
	🚽 10:09am karlward: Riveting stuff
	🚽 10:09am Webhamster Henry: That's when the heart pills really hit me up a treat.
	🚽 10:09am Erin in TO: She had so many pills to go through
	10:09am arb: We are all diarrhea lady
	10:09am G: She needs to be in a clinical trial for a moderate psychosis daily pill.
	10:09am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh no!! Too good!!!
	10:09am F⁂F⁂ (: Diarrhoea Lady! Do we have any audio recording of her in Walmart?
	10:09am Sam: I shat so damn much I hurt my heart
	10:09am Androu B.: Diarrhea Lady sounds like the real life Olive Oyl.
	🚽 10:10am Webhamster Henry: Obviously , that should be the outgoing WFMU message.
	10:10am queems: oh wow new diarrhea lady dropped
	10:10am Crownless Gander: Screaming.
	10:10am luka: you can’t arrest me. i’m the diarrhea lady.
	10:10am Alvy Singer: She could have been an extra in the movie Fargo. You're darn tootin!
	10:10am Lana in Bucksom County: I love Diarrhea Dorothy!!!
	10:10am queems: mildred!!!
	🚽 10:10am HyperDose: She sounds so excited when people call. She stinky, but she adorable
	🚽 10:11am ifeelfatnsassy: This is basically a conversation with my grandma.
	🚽 10:11am David (in London): Handy, after closing time there's still so much do in a pub. Didn't leave until gone 3am. Exhausted I was. Still very much looking forward to the Kandy and H8 set, though.
	10:11am morphe': Bklyn Youth joke 1970 (8 y/o Catholic School boys) How do ya spell diarraeaaeahhhh? = D[dee] I[eye] -[dash] 2 plops and a splash ....
	10:11am Stanley: Diarrhoea Lady is on vinyl?
	10:11am luka: write that down
	10:11am queems: somebody get this lady a hotdish
	10:11am F⁂F⁂ (: She said 3pm!!!! The time when the Diarrhea really, really hits you!
	10:11am Sam: Can you get diarrhea lady asking Porque no puedo ir al bano?!
	10:11am Okasa: Dorthy is a great 500 player. (500 is a card game like Euchre).
	🚽 10:11am David (in London): Androu, Webhamster, HyperDose, morphester, Stanloid. Hello much-admired loons.
	10:12am Sam: I really hope she comes to the next WFMU bathroom-free festival
	10:12am Androu B.: It's official: Diarrhea Dorothy is the new Jerky Boys.
	10:12am iiibeat: It probably was in a church.
	10:12am morphe': Stanlely = Seems like the Canadian vinyl import???
	10:12am chresti: Finally I get to hear diarrhea lady!
	10:12am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh, well if it's air conditioned...
	10:12am BillyLundun: Where's my skipper pin!
	10:13am Okasa: You've got to have a skipper pin to play 500.
	🚽 10:13am Beast of Boonton: Diarrhea lady admits she was ‘wrong’ about inflation - in the news today
	10:13am Lana in Bucksom County: Skipper pen? Do I ned one too?
	10:13am queems: i want a skipper pin??
	10:13am Howard & the Cats: Ken, please give this woman her own show!
	10:13am chresti: churches have great bathrooms
	10:13am Stanley: morphe' - you mean on brown vinyl?
	10:13am Dayffid: What does have to pick up?
	10:14am G: @Androu: except the Jerky Boys do it on purpose. She is a natural genius at this.
	10:14am Lana in Bucksom County: What we have here is a Skipper pen crisis
	10:14am Roberto: D-Lady could take over the Old Codger's slot.
	10:14am luka: this rocks fine
	10:14am queems: why do we have access to her voicemails?
	🚽 10:14am David (in London): Chrestikins! Billy. Ahoy.
	10:14am G: Rawk? Fer Reel?
	10:14am chresti: How about some roll instead?
	10:14am bk845: This is fascinating...www.startribune.com...
	10:15am Kat in Chicago: Ma-ROCK-a?
	10:15am BillyLundun: Ahoy ahoy! David!
	🚽 10:15am D Rok: Queems: answerphone.tumblr.com...
	10:15am Lana in Bucksom County: Oh, Ken, thank you!!! You made my day!!!
	🚽 10:15am Will the Sound Guy: I'm here for the Roll
	10:16am queems: thank you @d rok
	10:16am F⁂F⁂ (: Diarrhea Lady is rock solid material!
	🚽 10:16am karlward: Those are castanets
	🚽 10:16am karlward: Right?
	10:16am dday: Mo Rocca
	10:16am Crownless Gander: Castinets.
	10:16am Sam: Her and the old codger should fill in for 7 sec delay some time.
	🚽 10:16am karlward: Damn right I am that guy
	10:16am Lana in Bucksom County: Ohhhh it's a skipper PIN?
	10:17am Brendan: I oughta vibraslap you for that
	🚽 10:17am David (in London): You are an example to us all Karl.
	10:17am BillyLundun: you can't get in without a skipper pin!
	10:17am iiibeat: Cast a net
	10:17am Sam: This is a musical laxative.
	10:17am chresti: Davidkins!
	10:18am Lana in Bucksom County: Sam, you have me rolling on the floor with your diarrhea diction!!!
	10:18am Dayffid: Puts the rock in ma(rock)a
	10:18am queems: speaking of rolls if you're ever in flushing queens go get yourself a dried ham roll from tai pan bakery. it's so good you'll die
	10:18am morphe': Anonymous : THOSE REN"T MARRACCAS!!! THOSE ARE CASTENETAS!!!
	10:18am steveo: i thought about using a vpn to anonymously post the controversial message "i don't believe in bears" but i decided it wasn't worth the effort, plus I should be concentrating on this beautiful guitar work
	10:20am Dayffid: Had to look up Skipper Pin. Still don’t know it is.
	10:20am dday: "Bears Aren't Real"
	🚽 10:20am karlward: David (in London): there will be no playing of castanets in the WFMU bathroom
	🚽 10:21am -жеи: Oh Dayffid... It was a lapel pin in the image of The Skipper from Gilligan's Island. It gets you into all the coolest events in Kenosha. Oh no
	🚽 10:21am -жеи: I've said too much
	10:21am dday: I'd like to know how to play the romance
	🚽 10:22am David (in London): karl, understood. Are finger cymbals acceptable though?
	10:22am morphe': There was a guy some FMU DJ used to play.. He did not make calls but goofed on and recorded the incoming shite solicitation calls .. was quite funny.. "busy now .. give me yer home # and I'll call you back.."
	10:22am Okasa: The coolest events like the 500 tournament at the First Lutheran Church of Kenosha.
	🚽 10:24am karlward: David (in London): only if the finger cymbals are genuine Turkish cymbals, not those back-alley Jersey City knockoffs
	🚽 10:24am -жеи: @morphe there were a few comics doing that... Tom Mabe was one, and a guy from the Upright Citizen's Brigade also had a CD called "May I Help You Dumbass" because his phone number weas one digit off a tech help line.. cant recall his name
	10:24am Dean from Old Bridge: TICO!
	🚽 10:24am -жеи: Thanks Dean! Somebody remembered?!
	10:25am F⁂F⁂ (: I thought people were talking about KenOSHA (the one that deals with preventing volunteers from climbing WFMU towers)
	10:25am Okasa: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:26am Thin Slice: Jim Stafford!
	10:26am iiibeat: A diarrhea net.
	🚽 10:27am Handy Haversack: Does Clarence Carter cover this one?
	10:27am BillyLundun: oh man I love that Neil Young song "this frogs for you!"
	🚽 10:27am David (in London): karl, I think they're Welsh, so I'm saying they're are acceptable.
	10:27am Brendan: @morphe see also Terrorizing Telemarketers by Jim Florentine. Longmont Potion Castle also has a great (albeit very lo-fi) troll job called Vitamin Guy.
	🚽 10:27am HyperDose: Greets, David in London! @Ken That was Matt Besser. Damn, Earwolf took allll the UCB veterans
	10:28am F⁂F⁂ (: Goat rock! Finally! Szeki Kurva - Goat Dance Schlammpeitziger & Stevie wonder - [don't remember the name of the song but features goats]
	10:28am G: I never did figure out, when this song was charting in the mid 70s, what her not liking spiders and snakes had to do with her degree of sexual attraction to someone.
	10:29am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Ken, you are an awesome human being! Tjey should put a statue of you in front of the station. Not kidding. I have been listening since 1985. The prog music of late is an interesting development and have not heard it much either until the last year. Prog is music and it deserves to be played. Its an acquired taste like free jazz, and some of it is better than other prog rock. I am glad country music is played, I love it. Unironically as I was raised in the country. Goats are funny. My neighbor had one and all it would do was head butt me, not terribly lovable. Are all goats like that?
	10:29am Dayffid: Thanks for the explanation Ken. But I still don’t don’t what it is. I think maybe best to let it lie.
	10:30am Stanley: Remember when the station mascot was a goat? I cannot remember its name.
	10:31am dday: Moondog?
	10:31am Asheville Jon: i still have my glow in the dark wfmu goat magnet
	🚽 10:31am Webhamster Henry: @morphé : An old techtonic highlighted a company devoted to pranking junk phonecalls: wfmu.org... jollyrogertelephone.com
	10:33am Stanley: That was it dday. And yeah, I've still got the glow-in-the dark goat fridge magnet. Isn't this station great?
	10:33am Brendan: Sheep go to heaven . Goats go to hell. Where they rock and party.
	🚽 10:33am -жеи: Yes, Moondog is still alive and well having served a very strenuous 12 month term as WFMU's mascot
	🚽 10:35am PaulRobeson1922: When are the zip rekruter commercials coming
	10:36am Androu B.: ¡Anda, Juanito!
	🚽 10:37am David (in London): Shitting in the milk is a really terrible idea. It makes for a seriously bad latte.
	10:37am Roberto: I've been meaning to ask what became of the WFMU mascot program.
	10:37am Sam: Where do mules go? Purgatory?
	10:38am Brendan: Almost as good as the mouth guitar solo by Khlam (San Fransisco Nights - der der der der derrrr)
	10:38am Stanley: PaulRobeson1922: you mean Slash Beef?
	10:38am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: " I Shit in the Milk Records" has got to be one of the worst names for a label ever. Or best? I don't know...
	🚽 10:38am -жеи: PETA shut us down Roberto
	🚽 10:38am AnAnonymousParty: You know, ever since they put in the new highway, it's hard to get to Rock anymore, because they bypassed the old Rock road and so now you have to get off on the north outer road, backtrack in the opposite direction and make a turn back under the highway through the intersection for the south outer road and wait for the new traffic signal that takes f'n forever.
	10:39am Mi-rgod: Methinks it's high time for some Jud Jud!
	10:39am Thin Slice: Juanito is a very lonely man.
	10:39am Sam: I worked as a missionary priest to a mule community. I tried to get them to change their ways and come to Christ but they are some stubborn bastards. So off to purgatory with them, it’s the only way they’ll learn.
	10:39am Asheville Jon: prog rock!
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: @Stanley Yeah! Slash Beef and Life lock
	10:40am Bobby from Dayton: This is fantastic!
	10:40am Mi-rgod: Progapella!
	🚽 10:41am AnAnonymousParty: This is the original demo tape, right?
	10:41am Androu B.: @David (In London) - Unless it's done by a civet, then you have café au lait.
	🚽 10:41am David (in London): Sam, did they take to scripture at all?
	10:41am Brendan: The goat alarms sensors have been recalibrated to trigger when prog is detected
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: AAP: And they call it progressive!
	10:41am Doobois: LOL at "progapella"! This is fantastic, Ken. Thank you.
	10:41am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: PETA can bite me. Animals taste delicious. Excellent King Crimson cover. Oh my God here comes the roller coaster section! Somebody should play this for Robert Fripp. Maybe he's listening?
	🚽 10:42am Handy Haversack: Yakety-gong!
	10:42am F⁂F⁂ (: Oh it was too good to be true!
	🚽 10:42am Will the Sound Guy: I enjoyed that 21century ditty....
	10:43am Sam: No they treated scripture with bored disdain, and nibbled away some of the best psalms.
	🚽 10:44am HyperDose: PETA/Handy, tomato/tomatoe... Kidding. Handy's my dude 😎🤙🏾‍
	10:45am Sam: And they would fornicate shamelessly. Where’s the shame? Come on!
	🚽 10:45am Webhamster Henry: W-a-a-a-a-y back when, WFMU was looking for a cartoon / puppet mascot to use for station publicity. We submitted Siesta, the Sloth.
	🚽 10:46am David (in London): Sam, that's a tragic story of wasted spiritual potential. Potentially, though, that line about 'The Lord is my shepherd' really alienated them. 'Shepherd? Shepherd? We're goats man, fuck that shit.'
	10:47am Miss G: My day is made by this lullaby version of Smiths. Thank you SM Ken and I also love baby goats.
	10:48am Sam: Yeah the entire bible has a disturbing pro-sheep bias. Other grass grazers and livestock are effectively second class citizens.
	10:48am Roberto: Wild Neil, do lamb and veal appeal?
	10:49am bloumejune: My goat magnet is on the rice cooker in a central spot in my kitchen (Is it really glow in the dark?) @Miss G I love the lullaby Smiths too!
	🚽 10:49am Handy Haversack: Either way, HyperDose, someone's getting bit. Ya BIT? Ya BIT?!
	10:49am Dean: Didn't Dokaka cover "You Are So Beautiful"?
	10:51am G: Andy is blowing off his own dinner.
	10:51am Sam: My goat magnet is on my black microwave. It blends in so perfectly it looks like I got the microwave from WFMU as swag for some monster pledge.
	10:51am Stanley: PaulRobeson1922: Man, that Slash Beef is beyond anything and hilarious. So happy to know someone else knows about it.
	10:52am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I remember a 7SD show a few years ago where you would just broadcast what people wrote on the comment board. It got meta pretty fast and was amusing. I th ink it was 2017 or so.....
	10:52am Okasa: Oh, fans of Andy... a YouTube video was just uploaded of Andy speaking for 15 minutes about his time as a staff writer on the Letterman show...
	10:52am mojo61: Ken.Put HAl SParks in for an hour live.HE won't cuss.
	10:52am Okasa: www.youtube.com...
	10:53am Ochre Ogre: Morgen Ken!
	🚽 10:54am PaulRobeson1922: @Stanley: yes! All I know about Slash Beef is from you today! I imagine Slash Beef to be a radio ad about low price cow meat?
	10:54am mojo61: But I will! he's FUCKING AMAZING and
	10:54am Miss G: Sam I love your idea for mouse of the year WFMU swag.
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: Not nearly enough fife on this station.
	10:55am bk845: Woooo! PLAY THAT FIFE!
	10:55am G: For folks with ideas, the 7SD narrative arc is: Procrastination to kill some of the hour, then focus on the episode premise, then a few of the stabs at fulfilling the premise are kinda successful but mostly really not, then tail off.
	🚽 10:55am HyperDose: I was gonna say, Handy. Getting a lot of broadcasting, but where's the sex we were promised?
	10:56am mojo61: all wired for Giuliani-ridiculing www.youtube.com...
	10:56am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: My grade school had a fife and drum corp. They marched in the Memorial Day parade.
	10:56am G: Next thing, Pidge will be fifing over WaB music tracks.
	10:58am mojo61: nd he frints a band called Nerd Halen. What more do you need to know, except that he takes donations ONLY from supporters
	10:58am F⁂F⁂ (: Okasa, Staff Favorite Moments: Writer Andy Breckman \| Letterman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddHOpM1EhU
	10:58am Ochre Ogre: More like goaten morgen.
	10:59am mojo61: i'd prefer somethig in stereo or color
	10:59am F⁂F⁂ (: Sorry, Okasa. I didn't notice you already post it.
	10:59am Kat in Chicago: I am happily accepting fife and drum in lieu of rawk
	10:59am dday: I was reading up on Andy Breckman awhile back. He shared management with Don McLean? Would that have been Herb Gart ? I know Herb since around 1993, Saylorsburg PA if he's still around
	11:00am mojo61: NErd HAlen www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:00am Handy Haversack: Will this invoke the Bagpipe Cover Protocols? Here's hoping!
	🚽 11:00am PaulRobeson1922: Alot more beef
	11:01am mojo61: #dinnerwithhal
	11:01am Miss G: 14% of my DNA is so thrilled right now.
	11:01am Thin Slice: I knew FMU would give in to Jubilee fever eventually
	11:02am F⁂F⁂ (: Deformed goat!
	🚽 11:02am HyperDose: LOL @MissG
	11:02am Stanley: PaulRobeson1922 - Check out The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast. I can't remember at what point Zip Recruiter started sponsoring it but you will be on a wild fucking trip getting there. "Did somebody order...meat?"
	11:03am ChukAmok: All these goats and yet no mention of former WFMU mascot MoonDog the goat. And no "Night Goat" either!
	11:03am mojo61: Is X RayBurns haunting the ststion again/ Die goddammit, die X Ray, apready! Yours, in Christ, mojo
	11:03am Okasa: English: Good Morning, Goat. Frisian: Goeiemoarn, Geit
	11:03am Andres: Trooping of the colour tomorrow at 5am est. Set your alarm clock.
	11:03am wenzo toad (it/it’s): Solid show today
	11:04am ChukAmok: Is that Matt Warwick in that photo? Just look at what Garbage Time has done to that poor goat.
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: Oh, there was mention, ChukAmok. There was mention!
	11:04am F⁂F⁂ (: Full name of the track: Under the kilt: the Cock Of The Northonnie Dundee
	11:04am Okasa: English: Good Morning, Goats. Frisian: Goeiemoarn, Geiten.
	11:04am Ochre Ogre: FF- Hi, right! Could be a Butthole Surfers album cover.
	🚽 11:05am -жеи: Jaysuss. I mentioned Moondog. Next thing you know, Sam is gonna say something like "She's not the diarhhea lady, she's the irritable bowel syndrome lady."
	11:05am ChukAmok: @HH Good to know. It's been a busy morning.
	🚽 11:05am PaulRobeson1922: @Stanley: ok, that sounds interesting. i’m interested
	11:05am mojo61: And I bet Hall will bring shit ton of his generous donors and works for free in this case
	11:05am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): There was a story of a few years ago how someone guy who is the world's biggest Red Hot Chili Peppers fan who saw what he thought was RHCP playingg a small club in Dublin. He and his girlfriend spend the cash, get to Dublin, only to see that it's not the band he thought he was going to see.
	11:06am dday: Chilli Pipers playing Sept. 11 in Newton,NJ The Newton Theater
	11:06am BennyThePlug: thought I was at a parade for a second
	🚽 11:06am AnAnonymousParty: I would have loved to have had the teenage kid version of the goat bag for my car. I could've put one on each side of the car.
	11:07am mojo61: OK Plan B:I gather a group of disgruntled WNYC refugees and let the behind the scenes gripefest commence
	11:07am Androu B.: GM, Ochre Ogre, mojo61!
	11:07am ChukAmok: -жеи: Got your GOAT right here: i0.wp.com...
	11:07am mojo61: However, I can't guarantee they won't swear like lefties
	11:07am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Heh... Great segue.
	11:08am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Great cover/mash-up. Survivor missed the boat on this one.
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: Listener Jonny: Like Green Daeye: external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	11:08am Dean from Old Bridge: Wow, what an improvement
	11:08am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): The eye of the goat.
	11:09am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): @Handy: HA!!!!
	11:10am dday: Screaming Goat fits in beautifully with this one
	11:11am Ochre Ogre: The goat that sees and hears all, yet eats or smells not.
	11:11am Dave in Vermont: co-worker says Where's the gifs of goats walking on hind legs
	11:12am Androu B.: GM, Dave In Vermont!
	🚽 11:12am HyperDose: What I'd give to hear Sophie B. Hawkins belt out "Damn! I wish I was your lover" at the grand post-COVID reopening of Monty Hall
	11:13am Stanley: Listener Jonny: you'd have thought the price of tickets would be a clue.
	11:13am ChukAmok: Careful everyone. Methinks AshevilleJon is lurking.
	11:14am F⁂F⁂ (: Ochre Ogre, How do you do that? I have never been able to type The _________ Surfers, here in the comments. I always get the Bumhole word censored, It also happens when I type that Japanese band named Ogre You ___________.
	11:15am dday: Thug Fife!
	11:15am Brendan: They are union musicians . Members of the local pipe fitters 666 union.
	🚽 11:15am karlward: I agree with Spotify, you should play some Phife Dawg
	11:16am Asheville Jon: i'm just here for the sad trombone
	🚽 11:16am HyperDose: What's phife dawg?
	🚽 11:16am karlward: And I never agree with Spotify
	🚽 11:16am David (in London): I always had the idea of a hybrid of Fife & Drum, and Drum & Bass, to form Fife & Drum & Bass, martial pipe music that passes in a flurry of high-speed breakbeats. First release: Squarepusher Vs the Band of the Edinburgh Military Tattoo.
	11:18am Photoline: Goat cheese lightning, you're burning up the quarter-mile
	11:18am ChukAmok: Hi AshevilleJon! Ha!
	🚽 11:19am Handy Haversack: I will not be going to the Edinburgh tattoo ...
	11:19am ChukAmok: Not even De La Soul is on Spotify.
	11:19am Sam: Waar is die schitter?
	11:19am Ochre Ogre: FF- I guess because my computer isn't far right conservative baptist.
	11:20am Photoline: WC Fields Forever
	11:20am Stanley: Is it taboo to poo-poo the Edinburgh Tattoo?
	🚽 11:20am Handy Haversack: Stanley, to me it is something to say ta-ta to!
	🚽 11:20am PaulRobeson1922: How would ya say “I need to use the facilities, wash up and go home” in Freezlandic
	11:20am F⁂F⁂ (: English: Diarrhea really hit me at 3 Frisian: Diarree sloech my echt op 3
	🚽 11:21am DjLorraine: Prof.Fuzz 63/Creek& Kills together! gosh i wish i could be there
	11:22am Kitschy Mama: More Moré!
	11:22am Stanley: Oh, and by the way - Stuff The Jubilee.
	🚽 11:22am Handy Haversack: So do we, DjLorraine! Stanley, I pointed this show out to my man in Newington: www.citizenticket.co.uk...
	11:22am Photoline: Cuban is great, but you gotta try the Trapezoidian
	11:23am F⁂F⁂ (: 'Donde esta el baño? Es urgente! Soy la señora Diarrea' segment!
	🚽 11:23am WebCuy Enrique: ¿Donde esta la cumbia?
	11:24am F⁂F⁂ (: Amigo WebCuy "El rey de las cabras" Enrique!
	11:24am Stanley: Thanks, Handy. Hidden Door always good.
	11:25am dday: A somewhat dire situation occurring in Cuba. Economy has tanked, people trying to flee in record numbers & selling off all they own. Houses selling very cheap.
	🚽 11:25am HyperDose: Esta es razón yo dono. Ándale, Staysh!
	11:27am Ochre Ogre: FF- Or maybe Ken is censoring you, I can even write Satan and the F word.
	11:27am F⁂F⁂ (: Handy, Which bands are worth checking out from that Hidden Door festival? Apart from Dry Cleaning, i fail to recognise any other band (unless the Lonelady is Diarrhea Lady)..
	11:29am Androu B.: I've "goat" to bail! Thanx, -жеи! And Good Day to all the Freegoats here and abroad! ¡Hasta la proxima, Handy y F⁂F⁂!
	🚽 11:29am PaulRobeson1922: The red light @the Isle of Wight @F.F*. (:
	🚽 11:30am Handy Haversack: F⁂F⁂, I really love Gwenifer Raymond (guitar, banjo, astrophysics). The Bug Club is good, and I have a vague memory of enjoying Girl Ray on ... Sheila's show? Gaylord's?
	🚽 11:31am Webhamster Henry: ¡Arriba el Steinski!
	11:31am F⁂F⁂ (: Ochre Ogre, Ken, FCC, NRA, i don't care...No one is censoring me! I found out if I wrote those words in Spanish I can get away with it! Surfeadores del Ojete See? HAHA! I mean JAJA!
	11:32am F⁂F⁂ (: Oh, for goat's sake, Androu B, don't go away!
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: ¡Adios, Androu B.! Did F⁂F⁂'s boca del baño scare you away?!
	11:34am F⁂F⁂ (: Thanks, Handy. I'll check the Gwenifer Raymond. Maybe she's the same as Girl (Gwenifer) Ray(mond)?
	11:35am Ochre Ogre: FF- Lol! Right on stick it to batardos, not Ken though.
	11:35am Stanley: Yay Steinski! The Muthalode - wfmu.org...
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Well, she's both a particle and a wave, F⁂F⁂!
	🚽 11:35am HyperDose: @F⁂F⁂ You do know Жеи has a heavily armed chipmunk militia at his disposal that's ready to strike at the push of a goat scream button, right?
	11:36am Ochre Ogre: 's'
	11:36am Jason from Houston: Ahhhh! Niiiiice... Here for Boney M.
	11:38am F⁂F⁂ (: HyperDose, I'm not afraid of no armed chipmunk.
	11:38am Ochre Ogre: Man, groggy this morn: 'the bastardos'
	11:39am Simunnition: Get the fofo!
	11:39am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Girl, you know it's true...
	🚽 11:40am Erin in TO: omg I haven't heard Milli Vanilli, even ironically, since I was a teenager
	11:40am Andres: True, true, true.
	11:40am Mister Dobalina: KEN, you know it's true!
	11:40am F⁂F⁂ (: * runs away *
	11:40am Photoline: Grill, you know it's tube steak
	11:40am Andres: Legit even.
	🚽 11:41am Handy Haversack: Suuuuuuuure Ken doesn't know the album and label -- of his most treasured possession!!
	11:41am ChukAmok: There was a guy in my hometown who claimed to have written this, and other Milli Vanilli songs. He even came and gave a speech at my middle school's assembly.
	11:41am Okasa: The Tennessee Fainting Goat: This breed has a genetic condition called myotonia congenita, or Thomsen's disease. This condition causes their muscles to seize up when they're startled.
	🚽 11:41am karlward: Back when rap was good
	11:41am F⁂F⁂ (: We ran out of Androus, but we have Andres!
	11:42am Jim the Poet: They threw me out of Milli Vanilli for not being Vanilli enough
	11:42am Mark Hurst: @ChukAmok I heard about two guys who claimed to have sung this song!
	11:43am F⁂F⁂ (: Ken, You know it's true: We love prog rock. YES! You know it's true. We love you.
	🚽 11:43am JtotheK: excellent, I sure hope Milli Vanilli work their way into regular Wednesday rotation!
	11:43am PKNY: Girl you know it's true/Ooh ooh ooh WF MU
	11:43am Andres: F⁂F⁂ (: I can not match what Androu brings to the boards but I work with what I've got.
	🚽 11:44am Erin in TO: If a man ever did a lip sync of Girl You Know It's True to me to tell me he loved me, I would instantly know I had found the one and marry him
	11:44am Bob from poughkeepsie: Great show ken as always. my friend Jack was sung by a garage band in the 60's.
	11:44am chresti: So who was the ghost milli?
	11:44am Mister Dobalina: Well, enough goat'n around time to go and make the donuts.
	11:45am Photoline: Chili Van Willie
	11:45am steveo: Milli Vanilli – Girl You Know It's True [album] Label: Arista
	11:46am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): But Milli Vanilli themselves didn't sing at all. They weren't lip-sync-ing to their own tracks. THAT's the difference.
	11:46am F⁂F⁂ (: I remember when I bought the Milli Vanilli cassette tape AND when months later, after the scandal broke up, they started refunding money for whoever bought it.
	11:46am iiibeat: Box Populi
	11:47am Mark Hurst: echoes of the "ET" Atari cartridge...
	11:47am Ochre Ogre: Handy- Ha! It's probably cassette tape, Ken has the treasured vinyl still sealed copy encased in a plexi box.
	11:48am chresti: Oh I thought they weren't the actual singers?
	🚽 11:48am HyperDose: Chicha: A Latin American drink, typically alcoholic, made of fermented maize. In some South American countries, chicha is drunk out of a bull's horn during fiestas patrias. In Peru, the term lo chicha is used to denote anything relating to ordinary life and the common people.
	11:48am Brendan: No short and curlies ?
	11:49am ChukAmok: "In case of emergency break glass and carefully remove conservatively graded near mint first pressing of Milli Vanilli album"
	11:49am steveo: mark me down for "dumbest scandal" -- who cares how the sausage is made
	11:49am chresti: I was not aware you wanted hair
	🚽 11:49am PaulRobeson1922: Sure that you know what to do
	11:50am chresti: I have the card on a stick
	11:50am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @dday-please post a link about Cuba Crisis?
	11:51am PMD: So wait, do you still want hair?
	11:52am Kat in Chicago: I do have a couple of those in the bedroom trash can…
	11:53am PMD: OK then!!
	11:53am dday: @Wild Neil: dialogo-americas.com...
	11:53am chresti: When Franco cut my hair in the front yard, the porch cat would roll around in the pile of hair, she loved it!
	11:53am Brendan: Cuba - economy in freefall, people fleeing. Breaking news since 1959.
	11:54am Strandlund: Yay!!...I think.
	🚽 11:54am D Rok: I wanna know who "the lady" is who was going Cub Shopping.
	11:54am chresti: How bout we spit in a cup, want that?
	🚽 11:55am PaulRobeson1922: Oh jeez
	11:55am smeliot: Yes so glad diarrhea lady is back. Bless
	11:55am F⁂F⁂ (: I'm still waiting for some kind WFMU listener in the USA to go to his/her local Walmart and ask around for Diarrhea lady. We must find her!
	11:56am PMD: Enjoying this with my chocolate
	11:56am Strandlund: I love the "Hmmm" the other lady does...
	11:56am bloumejune: Hair? I'm getting about 2 inches trimmed off this Friday, would that be useful?
	11:56am Lana in Bucksom County: I need to learn how to make those sounds Diarrhea Lady's friend makes
	11:56am steveo: has anyone ever seen the Diarrhea Lady and Old Codger in the same room?
	11:56am Ochre Ogre: Have to sweep the floors, been 3 weeks, probably a lot of hair. Wonder if cat hair would work?
	🚽 11:56am Erin in TO: Every time I hear this recording, I wonder why no one told her to call an ambulance
	11:57am steveo: well that was fast, thanks Ken, I had fun. Jim, you're a treasure
	11:57am Ochre Ogre: HOLY CRAP!
	🚽 11:57am HyperDose: @steveo I was thinking about that earlier!
	🚽 11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken!
	11:57am F⁂F⁂ (: Normally you do the "Hmmmm" after eating something very tasty like "This cheese pie is delicious..HMM!" Not when hearing diarrhea stories!
	11:57am PMD: Does the guy who does all the songs have one about diarrhea?
	11:57am Hubig Pie: I never know how that story ends
	11:58am Brendan: Thanks Ken… diarrhea lady never ceases to amaze. Say … what’s for lunch?
	🚽 11:58am Handy Haversack: You do NOT want to see that room, steveo. Thanks, Ken! Forms were freed -- and then some! See you at the Milli Vanilli fanclub meeting on Friday! Stay freed, O you Forms! Hasta la proxima, F⁂F⁂.
	11:58am Okasa: Dankewol, Ken!
	🚽 11:58am Baja Joe: What's the theme for today's streaming GIFs?
	11:58am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken! Cheers all!
	11:58am Lana in Bucksom County: Maybe she swallowed her Skipper Pin and that's what caused her GI bleed. Oh Jeez
	11:58am F⁂F⁂ (: PMD, The Jokerfan has exactly 27 songs coveroing all types of diarrhoea afflictions.
	11:58am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:58am David (in London): Thanks Ken. Hell of a ride.
	11:59am chresti: I guess DL was before the invention of adult diapers?
	🚽 11:59am Aquebogue: Needless and superfluous indeed!
	11:59am luka: so long and thanks for all the ‘rrhea
	🚽 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks and bye! Stay well!
	🚽 11:59am HyperDose: Gracias, Жеи. This was a fantastic hang!
	11:59am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	12:00pm Ochre Ogre: FF LOL!! Hmmm
	12:00pm F⁂F⁂ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show as usual. Till next episode and remember to goat!
	🚽 12:00pm Aquebogue: Thanks Ken! That lady was so, so, so....
	12:02pm oshiwoshi: Danny Kustow FTW!
	🚽 12:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: I enjoyed today's salute to capricorns. 🐐
	12:56pm Sam: Ersatz McFakefake is a real folk singer, Ken. He's a hero in his local region. Don't diss him.
	12:57pm The Last Phillip: Therapist was late. What did I miss

Ken: Playlist from June 1, 2022

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