Listener comments!
	🚽 7:16am HyperDose: Top of the morning, Staysh!
	🚽 7:28am -жеи: Morning, @Hyperdose!
	🚽 7:32am HyperDose: Ooh a séance theme. Splendid 👻
	8:06am FₒFₒ (: Hola, señor Ken y tio HyperDose!
	🚽 8:28am -жеи: Hi there f0f0, glad to see you have evaded the tuna net right off the bat this morning
	9:00am dday: Are those turkey's circling an injured / dead dog? We all gotta eat
	🚽 9:00am Krys O.: Hi, Ken! I started working on the remix last weekend.
	🚽 9:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Beware the circling turkeys!
	🚽 9:01am -жеи: Hi all! Great news Krys, very excited to hear what you create! I have the first submission to play today...
	🚽 9:02am Krys O.: There are neighborhoods in Brooklyn where the wild turkeys rule. They sit on lawns and harass anyone coming by.
	🚽 9:02am Krys O.: @ddday: It was a dead cat. :(
	🚽 9:02am PigeonsAndRust: Kill tha turkey!
	🚽 9:03am HyperDose: Hola FₒFₒ Very excited to hear the first remix!
	9:03am FₒFₒ (: Is this a rerun from last week? Am I in the archive?
	9:03am lazy pierogi: you know what i love about thanksgiving? there’s always free bird.
	🚽 9:03am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi
	🚽 9:03am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Good morning Staysh and everyone.. Hanging out until I work out.
	🚽 9:03am PaulRobeson1922: @Lazy pierogi: & Hotdogs!
	🚽 9:04am Krys O.: The turkeys were spooked and circled to hold a wake, of sorts. www.nationalgeographic.com...
	9:04am FₒFₒ (: Is Maggot Brain is the new Free Bird?
	9:04am Wind: Let us give thanks for the turkeys and all of their lives 🙏🏽
	🚽 9:04am PigeonsAndRust: And for that, lazy pierogi, everybody's thankin
	9:04am dday: @ken: during Hellraiser a few years ago, Fabio & Clay were having their song competetition. Fabio played this honking sax thing & a flock of wild turkeys came up from the woods behind my house & started clucking and squawking. Fabio, the Pied Turkey Piper
	9:05am FₒFₒ (: So no World Cup theme today? German and Japan are playing now. Go men that grow hair from their heads!
	9:05am ?: mmmm morning maggot brains 4 breakfast
	🚽 9:06am -жеи: f0f0. I'm still riding high on the fact that the US tied Wales in our opening match. USA! USA! USA! USA! TIE BALL GAME!!!!
	9:06am Pax: I rather be taken out by an actual turkey then the two legged Jive Turkey !
	🚽 9:06am Krys O.: Note: Don't know how I typed Brooklyn above when I meant Bloomfield is the land of the Sopranos AND a plethora of wild turkeys.
	🚽 9:07am -жеи: @Krys I was surprised to hear about the Wild Turkeys in Brooklyn, but then again there are wild Coyotes in the Bronx and even Manhattan so I believed you
	9:07am The Oscar: A friend of mine got bitten by a wild turkey a couple years back on her way to work. City turkeys are vicious.
	9:07am Wind: Me too Pax
	9:07am morphe': Opened a Diarrhea file and cannot close it !!!???!!!! Talk about Diarrhea !!!! Help!!!
	🚽 9:08am PigeonsAndRust: This is one long 7"... the runout groove must be tiny
	9:08am Lixiviated Life: Oh! Hi Kinny
	9:08am Wind: KrysO!!!
	9:08am FₒFₒ (: morphe', You need to break the toilet file first. Then open the bed file.
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: Bow your head 💀
	9:10am ?: There are turkeys in Staten Island but that’s really NJ. IYKYK
	9:10am Wind: Bowing
	9:11am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Ha!
	9:11am queems: classic
	9:11am mariano: Is this for real?
	🚽 9:11am Krys O.: Families 🖤🖤🖤💀💀💀☠☠☠
	9:11am dale: i'm grateful i don't get invited to holidays anymore.
	9:12am Wind: T’is for REAL
	🚽 9:12am PaulRobeson1922: Oh my
	9:12am Pax: Dad was being a d-bag.
	9:12am Sam: This guy’s dad is such an asshole. Praying for his son to get a job in front of everyone. What a jerk.
	9:12am Wind: Disgusting
	🚽 9:12am HyperDose: That was the appropriate reaction. What a toxic family.
	9:12am ?: oh this is PA. Dad said knew instead of no
	9:13am Wind: See the video of this was even worse
	9:13am Smacky: Walmart did a bang-up job?
	9:13am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): I'm grateful that I don't have to go anywhere i don't want to on MY vacation time.
	🚽 9:13am Krys O.: Just had a telemarketer call. I held the receiver up to the speaker to hear this treasured family gathering.
	9:13am morphe': Thnaks Ken force feeding us Thanksgiving dinner like French Geese...
	9:13am dday: @Krys-O: hard to see it. Poor kitty :(
	9:13am Polly.: @ Krys - awesome share!!!
	9:14am Strandlund: Nice Krys O.!!
	🚽 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park: If they call back during the diarrhea remix, Krys O, you'll have hit the jackpot, as it were.
	9:14am Wind: God. I thought this was LCDC for a second
	9:15am dday: @Krys-O: I've heard of that behavior with crows. Wasn't aware turkeys did it
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: When would Andy ever wear a suit and tie? Is it a seance?
	9:15am Lixiviated Life: Turkey vultures are in a holding pattern, circling the neighborhood.
	9:15am mariano: Apparently Psycho Kid is all scripted though? I just looked it up, and it seems like a web series. I just don't know anymore with stuff these days...
	9:15am morphe': There was [is?] a guy who recorded his telemarketer pranks ... fairly funny...
	9:16am G: Damnation Dinner at Andy's
	9:16am Pax: When I seen the follow up one's then it became obvious it was staged.
	🚽 9:16am Webhamster Henry: Hi Ken + Wednesday Turkeys.
	9:16am WFMU listener Phillip: No dinner at Andy’s tomorrow. Guess I’ll listen to one of old archives
	9:17am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Jen must have eaten his Wheaties this morning. Gawtdamn! Slayin' it.
	9:17am Creston: This reminds me of alien sex fiend
	🚽 9:17am Krys O.: I miss family gatherings where my oldest sister would sit literally with her back to us while the rest of us would talk about our pets. /s
	9:17am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Ken, not jen. Damnit
	9:17am morphe': G: Damnation Dinner at Andy's If I am not mistaken - Pseu is doing tonight's 6-7pm with the Deli Brothers?
	9:18am Wind: Ken the Turkey Slayer!
	9:19am Sam: WAKE! WAKE! WAKE! WAKE! WAKE! WAKE!
	9:19am Turkie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129441/
	9:19am Wind: KrysO that sounds traumatic
	9:19am FₒFₒ (: Is this one of those cryptic Tony Bluetile mashups? Can anyone recognise any song?
	9:19am Mike: RIP WILKO JOHNSON. Maybe some Dr. Feelgood?
	9:19am morphe': Ken - is there an ETA on the first Remix??? - must do normal food shopping before the hoards..
	🚽 9:20am -жеи: @Mariano, I believe that the FIRST Psycho Kid video was genuine.. that was the one I played. But it went hugely viral, so of course the brother of psycho kid decided to cash in and made many scripted sequels.
	9:20am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): re: telemarketers. Search youtube for a whole team of scammer revenge channels. From general time wasting to actively hacking scammer systems and locking or deleting.
	🚽 9:21am Krys O.: I will also miss how my family will forget to celebrate my birthday which usually falls within days of T-day. No singing, no cake, no presents. /s
	9:22am morphe': FoFo: Review/analysis???? https://www.maximumrocknroll.com/band/tony-bluetile/
	9:23am The Oscar: Holy cow this Tony Bluetile rules.
	9:23am FₒFₒ (: Thanks, morphe' !
	9:23am Sean Fahrrad: Krys, you have a second back-up (arguably better) family right here Happy birthday!
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: @Jonny: I used to get spam calls for someone who had my telephone number and who was involved in a bribery scandal.
	🚽 9:24am HyperDose: Heard that, Krys. Holidays were fun before the cousins got married and had kids. I'd rather be alone than get interrogated by people who never reach out to me the other 364 days of the year.
	9:24am ?: thank you for loving me…
	9:24am morphe': Krys O - same story ... I am the 29th ..
	9:25am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Aha! Yes! I remember this from last year! Thru the whole show! "Kill the turkey!"
	🚽 9:25am Krys O.: Thank you kindly, you sweet folks. My dad and beloved sister are gone. I also have my hermit permit which helps.
	9:25am graphic_taco: Thank you for being there Ken
	🚽 9:25am Krys O.: Yay, Dean!!!!!
	9:26am graphic_taco: Happy pre turkey day everyone! And a special early happy birthday to listener Happymaan!
	9:26am mariano: Ah, makes total sense, Ken. Wouldn't be the first web personality to parlay an embarrassing video into some weird form of stardom.
	9:26am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): @krys: Was there entertainment value? Didja get it on tape?
	9:28am morphe': My NYC neighbor in my building who is also named Murphy must owe ton$$$$$$ to multiple places because I get tonssssss of threatening letters and calls...
	🚽 9:28am Krys O.: @Jonny: I saved a couple of their voicemails for a while. I get a lot wacky ones.
	9:28am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Moriyama!!!
	🚽 9:28am Krys O.: Nice gif from The Uninvited.
	9:32am Wind: Krys all those hardships molded you into who you are today. Who I gather must be a pretty awesome human! After all, most wfmu people are special, right?
	9:32am ?: Do Lutherans do gravy?
	9:32am ?: Im going to eat a sandwich tomorrow
	9:32am WFMU listener Phillip: The Reformed “Jon the baptist” they ran out of food
	9:32am Polly.: Happy Birthday Krys O - a little early!
	🚽 9:32am HyperDose: +1 Wind. Krys O is a freeform institution! ❤️
	9:33am graphic_taco: Happy bday to you too @Krys!
	🚽 9:33am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken and all the Freed Forms!
	9:33am FₒFₒ (: I'll be right back. please don't play anything epic or too good until I come back, Ken. thanks
	9:33am WFMU listener Phillip: I think the reverend Benny Wright passed away in the baptist church? Not sure
	9:33am Pax: My birthday's was dad bringing home a sheet cake and ice cream that if there wasn't already some in the freezer. At first my earliest ones included candles and a happy birthday song, that faded out around age 11. After that they were pretty much unassuming a nonchalant. Eventually they stopped around sixteen.
	9:34am ?-1: jftr I did not ask that question. I don’t care about this goofy holiday or lutherans
	9:35am WFMU listener Phillip: He was nice to me use to give me double portions when I waited at the food pantry on fridays
	🚽 9:38am Krys O.: All the best to you, listener Phillip.
	🚽 9:38am Ken From Hyde Park: Japan just tied the sportsball match with Germany.
	🚽 9:39am HyperDose: Very excited to see what kind of feast one of the local churches will be serving tomorrow. Grew up volunteering at churches and pantrys with my mother. They feed you gooood
	9:39am Wind: Phillip wfmu family is here for you ♥️
	9:39am Sam: He didn’t ruin Thanksgiving, his dad did.
	9:39am Pax: Never did the birthday party having kids over wearing paper hats, streamers, presents, etc
	9:39am Wind: I didn’t know that Ken!
	9:40am Loz: The keyboard that uses tape loops is the Mellotron, as used on The Beatles Strawberry Fields.
	9:40am The Oscar: Between TB, White Noise, and Meet Me in the Bathroom I've probably heard more LCD Soundsystem in the past two weeks than I have since 2008!
	9:40am dday: @Kry-O @9:21: When I was 5 & for a few years after , my birthday went a bit unnoticed too. Kennedy being killed had all the adults very sad, just two days after my birthday. Not being selfish , but when you are 5, you don't really understand why everyone's sad while you are supposed to be happy.
	9:41am Wind: Sam! Are you the one Sam that came to dinner at Andy’s a couple of months ago?
	9:41am ?-1: most of that didnt know that about psycho kid. You’d need to surf the internet all day
	9:41am WFMU listener Phillip: 😱 omg 😱 I almost forgot. Jan 4 we’ll have a whole show of the dihrrhea lady remixed. 😱😱😱😱
	9:41am LouFancy: So excited! We love you Mildred
	🚽 9:42am PaulRobeson1922: U have to wash the clothing same day or the smell won’t come out
	🚽 9:42am Krys O.: Wonderful!!!
	9:42am The Oscar: WOOOOOOW!!!!
	9:42am queems: omg
	9:42am LouFancy: This is great!
	9:43am Purvis: Had Skinnard ever covered Maggot-Brain?
	🚽 9:43am Krys O.: ROFLMAO!
	🚽 9:43am Handy Haversack: Yes. That will do nicely.
	9:43am graphic_taco: This is great! I can't wait for the other remixes lol
	9:43am unpopularfred: excellent! the bar has been set! (Don't tell Ahmet, we may never hear this again)
	9:43am The Oscar: This is indescribably wonderful.
	9:45am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Ha!
	9:46am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Call Judy
	9:46am luka: Call of Judy
	9:46am Michael in Montclair: This is brilliant. Brilliantly hilarious.
	9:46am Strandlund: I love it when Mildred goes, "Mmmmmm..."
	9:46am Chris Hiatt: This is awesome. And a great first set, radio at it's absolute finest. I somehow knew that would be the case on this particular Wednesday AM time slot.
	🚽 9:46am Ken From Hyde Park: "Uh oh!"
	9:46am Wind: Her voice is absolutely extremely beautiful and delicate in other words exquisite.
	9:46am queems: and we’ll never know the test of the story
	9:46am queems: *rest
	9:46am srsly?: Give the Drummer stream, here I come.
	9:47am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Coke roadie. Ha!
	🚽 9:47am Handy Haversack: The rest of the story is our true history as a nation, queems.
	9:48am Dean: El Duce?
	9:48am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): @handy. Lol
	9:48am queems: 🫡
	9:49am MD: This song is so good… I think I have call my sponsor now… oh well!!!
	🚽 9:49am Ken From Hyde Park: @queems - There's your T-shirt in that GIF.
	9:49am bk845: What we really need is a "Breaking the Toilet"/Diarrhea Lady mashup.
	9:49am Wind: Did someone mention Radio God Howard Allan Stern?
	9:51am Wind: Oh yea! I see queens T-shirt design KFHP!
	🚽 9:51am Handy Haversack: Ken: New Muskeg Mudsuck album is out, in case you hadn't seen: muskegmudsuck.bandcamp.com...
	🚽 9:54am Handy Haversack: It's fully armed!
	9:55am queems: i’m on mobile so i had to check, i wish mine could have been googley like that
	🚽 9:55am DjLorraine: Pax happy belated birthday... Or early i'm balancing a paper card on my head for you
	9:56am ChrisWUSB: we have a winner!
	🚽 9:58am HyperDose: Love me a juicy thigh
	🚽 9:58am PigeonsAndRust: Sidney needs Blossom Dearie 's attorney Bernie
	9:59am WFMU listener Phillip: I take the little bone out of the thighs and lay them flat in the steamer and WOW they are so delicious & tender. But expensive. A package of 3 skinned chicken thighs is over 4 dollars
	9:59am ?: mmm steamed meats
	10:00am WFMU listener Phillip: Steaming food is the way to go! At least safer for us diabetics
	🚽 10:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Someone should invent steamed hams. Could you imagine?
	🚽 10:00am Vivian: This has to be the worst song ever.
	10:00am BillyLundun: Is this the miss Cleo I hear so much about?
	10:01am Asheville Jon: not even close to the worst 'song'.
	10:01am Chris Hiatt: Sydney and Cleo, so weird.
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: You're blowing my mind, KenFHP!
	🚽 10:01am PaulRobeson1922: Did somthing happen to Sydney
	10:01am BillyLundun: Bill murray fever dream
	10:01am queems: :’(
	🚽 10:02am Krys O.: This cartoon was always freaky.
	10:02am ?: The early 21st century's most important document: This archive.
	10:03am BillyLundun: Mel Blanc! Baybeee!
	🚽 10:03am Krys O.: Sydney and Cleo reminded me of a song Dr. Demento used to play of a woman on a date taking to her guy as they walked down a tunnel. The artist did both the girl's voice and the date. Can't recall the name of the darned thing....
	10:03am WFMU listener Phillip: That’s usually what I sound like when I don’t take my psych meds in the morning
	10:04am WFMU listener Phillip: The doctor upped my dosage to 80mg of Prozac a day and 20mg of risperdal
	10:04am BillyLundun: it was a kitten
	🚽 10:04am Krys O.: I think it was a vulture, not Foghorn.
	🚽 10:04am Handy Haversack: Right, a kitten! I recall.
	10:05am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Was it Leopold? With Bugs Bunny?
	10:05am ?-1: then there was Feed the Kitty? and the dog was Marc Antony
	10:05am iiibeat: I don't wanna live in a messy, stinky jungle. I want a home where the buffalo roam.
	10:05am coelacanth∅: unlike the elephant, who didn't imagine a thing, and the scum of the earth that sawed his tusks off should be wishing they were dead -as i do.
	10:06am ?-1: Feed the Kitty was the one where the bulldog thinks his kitten buddy was baked into a cookie
	🚽 10:06am Handy Haversack: No one's going to touch "a collection of Tism material"? Mariano?
	10:06am wind: Can’t wait!
	10:06am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Kill the Turkey!
	🚽 10:07am Krys O.: It was Hare Ribbin' with Bugs Bunny vs the dog and the dog was not voiced by Mel: looneytunes.fandom.com...
	10:07am BillyLundun: That dog's name was Marc Anthony
	🚽 10:07am DjLorraine: There must be a band named Deer & the Antelope....and they play
	🚽 10:07am Krys O.: Oof, better link here: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:07am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): I'm hi as fk right now! With me, Ken?
	10:09am Jack McGuire: Will the toilet be unbroken?
	10:09am BillyLundun: Sorry all I've conflated two mistaken dog killing kitten, iwas thinking of March Anthony and Pussyfoot thanks for clearing it up @KrysO
	10:09am ?-1: @BillyL right! Marc Antony was the bulldog in feed the kitty. and that was def Mel Blanc
	10:09am berkshires matty: gettin Walter wanderly vibes
	🚽 10:09am Krys O.: Sam Wolfe was the voice of the dog: www.imdb.com...
	🚽 10:09am Handy Haversack: Noch Heinz!
	10:11am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Oh yeah, Ken's hi.
	🚽 10:11am Rich in Washington: OH JA!
	10:11am Jack McGuire: No!
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: We Yakety-Saxed Heinz? What a Welt. And who's gonna clean up all these toilet pieces?
	10:11am Chris Hiatt: Yeah I was like, who else could possibly show up here to take it to the next level? Heinz K, of course.
	🚽 10:11am PaulRobeson1922: Has the moon lost it’s memory
	10:12am sydnius: Zuviel Deutschen für Ken. ❤️
	🚽 10:12am HyperDose: When I said there was a lack of heavy music on FMU in the absence of Bill Zebub and Marcel, this isn't what I meant. But I'll take it!
	10:12am BillyLundun: Did we already break the toilet?
	10:12am ?-1: yes Krys O, but Ken was referring to an earlier cartoon with a similar plot, where the dog was voiced by Mel Blanc
	10:13am Tome: good Mornings Ken and all it's actually the Staten Island turkeys planning to invade brooklyn !<>!
	🚽 10:13am Handy Haversack: ¡Tu es sobre bellotas!
	10:13am Jack McGuire: How long will it take for the inevitable Institutionalized/Diarrhea Lady Mashup?
	🚽 10:13am HyperDose: Okay now this is amazing
	10:14am berkshires matty: wow this translation is exactimundo
	10:14am mariano: Have to say, they're doing a pretty good word-for-word translation here.
	10:14am ?-1: it was a Chuck Jones cartoon
	10:14am graphic_taco: This is one of my favorite covers of this song
	10:14am mariano: Except she's asking for a Coke...
	10:14am Tome: ....agees with the graphic_taco wholeheartedly !<>!
	🚽 10:15am Krys O.: @-1:Bob Clampett, not Jones. It was from 1944.
	10:16am BillyLundun: nailed it!
	🚽 10:16am DjLorraine: Jack McGuire by and by lord(y), by and by
	10:17am Jack McGuire: Just a Pepto.
	🚽 10:17am Rich in Washington: Dang, this is brilliant!
	10:17am ?-1: KrysO There are two cartoons with similar plots. The Chuck Jones one had Mel Blanc in it
	🚽 10:17am Ken From Hyde Park: Tony Bluetile firing on all cylinders this morning.
	10:18am bradford: he was on drugs...
	10:18am mariano: Remember when Suicidal Tendencies was on that episode of Miami Vice playing "Institutionalized" in a Miami nightclub, with very 80s Miami-looking people trying to dance to it?
	10:18am ?-1: wow you could lay that the EX song right on top of this
	🚽 10:19am Handy Haversack: Ah, here we are.
	10:19am sydnius: oh &*!% I love Bill
	10:20am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Uncle Bill
	🚽 10:20am Elena: William Burroughs! Best Thanksgiving address ever.
	10:20am BillyLundun: Thank you, Mr. Burroughs
	🚽 10:20am D Rok: One of my favorite holiday traditions.
	10:21am bobobobob Plasticland: Great Show Kenny.....You don't get Turkey ...Your on fuckin Drugzzzz!!!
	10:23am iiibeat: A guy in the locker room this morning was talking and said "I can't believe that tomorrow is Thanksgiving." To that I said "You are not required to (believe)!" I was 100% certain to hear William Burroughs this morning. 1000% Thanks. Giving. Sublimating.
	🚽 10:24am Krys O.: FWIW: I just remembered the song that Sydney and Cleo reminded me of: Ambrose (Part 5) by Linda Laurie from 1958. That is all.
	10:26am coelacanth∅: Krys, but ambrose part 5 is good!
	🚽 10:26am Webhamster Henry: Thanks for a Nation of Finks.
	10:27am Chris Hiatt: Been enjoying this Weyes Blood album. There's almost an uncanny Harry Nilsson vibe about her melodies or something.
	10:27am morphe': sound was on mute for a bit and I reconnect to this melifulousness (sp?)????? The Post-Post Modern world is so confusing ...
	10:27am sydnius: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold
	🚽 10:27am DjLorraine: Iiibeat i could show him my trusted wall calender artwork by Susan Winget or pole dancer calender. It's on both!
	🚽 10:28am Krys O.: FYI-I'm listening at work with the volume down which means I don't hear everything. Mea culpa about the Blankity-Blanc-Blanc.
	🚽 10:28am -жеи: Absolutely my favorite new pop sonf of the last few months (Weyes Blood)
	🚽 10:28am PaulRobeson1922: @morphe’: good2CU morphe’! There’s a brand new light in yer mind
	10:28am ?: Hmmm. This IS a little like I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City. Nilsson
	10:29am McGroovey: Natalie Mering's voice makes my legs melt.
	10:29am Planet Tyler: Just the way Christmas decorations are already going up, are we going to hear some Diarrhea Lady mixes before the big day?!
	10:29am Wind: You are not alone. It’s not just you
	🚽 10:29am Karl Ward: McGroovey hogging all the legs
	🚽 10:30am Handy Haversack: It's the time of year when you are excused for indulging in things like melted legs.
	10:31am big/pig brother∅: Henry @1026 our goal may be reached ahead of schedule
	10:32am sydnius: Maybe a pig is required for self-mockery
	🚽 10:32am Krys O.: A house in my neighborhood has had Xmas decorations up since 11/1. I miss seeing the gigantic inflatable glowing dragon. :(
	🚽 10:32am Thelud: Weyes Blood and Big Blood should do a duet: Blood Clot.
	🚽 10:33am Krys O.: @sydnius: You just reminded me of the great Santa Pig that I used to see around about 15 years ago.
	10:33am Wind: That weyes blood is beautiful Ken! And this one melts the ♥️
	🚽 10:34am Krys O.: Santa Pig; www.worthpoint.com...
	10:35am northguineahills: Home, my fave post-rock band from Tampa...
	10:35am Dean: what's to get? art played ed on the honeymooners.
	🚽 10:36am Webhamster Henry: The secret to great art and culture is cheap real estate.
	10:36am coelacanth∅: and he hosted jeopardy for a while
	10:36am Wind: We know you don’t Paul….
	10:36am coelacanth∅: Wind hahaha
	10:37am Dean: That's, "Who hosted Jeopardy for a while?"
	10:38am coelacanth∅: damn. ...who is Art Garfunkle
	10:38am Pax: Thanksgiving was a bitter sweet day. At first when i wake up there's the smell of a turkey cooking and all of the side dishes and there was the thanksgiving day parade on the tube, you know, the usual. But all the while i was waiting with intense anticipation for the other shoe to drop waiting for my mother to break out in a holy fit and the sound of stuff crashing all about would insue. Why!, I don't know.i guess because it was under the stress of having to deal with prepping for the day.all I knew it happened every thanksgiving and I felt bad that she felt bad, it was hard trying to enjoy a thanksgiving meal with a crappy down atmosphere looming over it. But i guess something like that is tipical of any T-dinner.
	🚽 10:38am HyperDose: This set is incredible
	10:38am Dean: The marvelous poet Frederick Seidel, heir to a St. Louis fortune, writes at length about extravagant wealth. His poetry is both shocking and hilarious.
	10:38am morphe': Krys O - I knew a guy in '80s London who was Chainsaw Cassettes and did a song called "I Belong to the Blankety Blank Generation" .. oddly enough, I do think his name was/is Richard ...
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: AIM FOR LlFE
	🚽 10:39am Handy Haversack: Noch Heinz!
	🚽 10:39am Krys O.: Art Fleming! He appeared in the Greg Kihn video for I lost on Jeopardy. I used to watch when he was the host.
	🚽 10:39am DjLorraine: I'm guessing huge acrylic or fiberglass nails could inhibit a proper séance
	🚽 10:40am David (in London): Arriving just in time for Heinz K. Outstanding. Afternoon all you loons, spoons and goons. Station Manager.
	10:41am Dean: You don't need a gun to get art, but you do need a smartphone with the museum app that tells you what everything means.
	10:41am ASM: No one could say, "No, I'm sorry" like Art Fleming.
	10:41am coelacanth∅: ("your song")
	10:41am SeanG: Henry Miller wasn't rich Henry fuckin rules
	10:41am coelacanth∅: greetings David (iL)
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David. How goes?
	10:42am McGroovey: That was a little bit funny.
	10:42am Chris Hiatt: I'm so glad Heinz K got to follow his dream and make these recordings.
	10:42am wind: Ken thank you for introducing me to all these german gems! Despite growing up in Austria for some time I have never heard of any of these…
	10:42am coelacanth∅: Great song! maybe the best post-beatles Lennon song?
	10:42am Dean: Free Tallis, then free Byrd.
	10:42am mariano: David, me old Runza, fancy meeting you here.
	10:42am ASM: He actually sounded like he was sorry the contestant gave a wrong answer. Alex would just sound faintly disappointed.
	🚽 10:43am David (in London): Upon my soul, the Runza are quorate. Handles, Mariano, my heart leaps upon seeing you both here. You too Coela.
	🚽 10:43am Krys O.: Back in the day, Jeopardy was incredibly hard. It was like the College Bowl quiz show.
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: Runzaic Triumvirate has officially consecrated this pocket space. Let the portentous pronouncements commence! SUBDIVISIONS!
	10:44am Dean: Buddy of mine won on one episode of Jeopardy, and he pissed of Trebek with his cocky response to a question about the punk band he'd been in. "I was into anarchy, Alex."
	10:44am iiibeat: DjLLorraine . . What kind of pole dancer? North, South or both?
	10:45am ASM: Dean: didn't expect a reference to 16th ct. English composers this morning. Well done.
	10:45am coelacanth∅: my mother was good at it when it was incredibly hard. she probably was disappointed as it got easier. ...or she just dummied-down with the rest of the american population.
	10:45am mariano: [Puts fist to right temple] SUBDIVISIONS.
	10:45am Pax: Ello David (iL)
	10:46am Dean: I can't get them out of my head, ASM.
	10:46am wenzo toad: Good morrow
	🚽 10:47am David (in London): Wotcha Pax.
	10:47am McGroovey: Ah, pamakawa, pussy, pussy I've never understood that ending, and never liked it. But the rest of the song is pleasantly depressing.
	🚽 11:02am HyperDose: Did we time warp or was it just a paylist publishing snafu?
	🚽 11:03am Handy Haversack: Hello? Ken? F0F0? Anyone?
	🚽 11:03am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Erm, was expecting more of a crowd here?
	🚽 11:03am DjLorraine: Cubia miracle!
	11:03am Pseu Braun: Ken, it's "Women and Children First, AFTER Fred and Alan. XO
	🚽 11:03am DjLorraine: Mmm ^
	🚽 11:03am David (in London): Now I know what it's like to be dead.
	11:04am Pax: Ummmmmm What !!!
	11:04am bradford: interesting...
	🚽 11:05am Handy Haversack: At least I still have time to point out: Abraxas. The bird breaks free of the egg, and the egg is the world. And also that in case you missed it before, -Ken, Muskeg Mudsuck has a new album out: muskegmudsuck.bandcamp.com...
	11:05am morphe': Wow - I saw a post from Ken about Nazi posts and shazam and thought "did I just get banned for something I didn't do????" Was having trouble swallowing the Prosesscco!!!!
	11:05am prof.fuzz: greetings from a cool wet morning in howdy arabia.
	🚽 11:06am Handy Haversack: More prosecso is the only answer, morph!
	11:07am FₒFₒ (: ..and I'm back. Did Ken play anything epic or too good?
	🚽 11:07am Karl Ward: Hard to dance with this platter of proseccos, for god sake take one, take two
	🚽 11:07am David (in London): morphester - I will defend you to the death.
	🚽 11:07am David (in London): FoFo, karlward, greetings you maniacs.
	🚽 11:08am Karl Ward: David (in London): We prefer to be addressed as "the misunderstood"
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: Er, no, FₒFₒ. We were just saying that as soon as you come back Ken might play "Institucuionalizado"! Whew!
	11:09am Wind: Miss Understood hehe
	11:09am Wind: Pseu Braun! Thank you of the Correction! Of course :)
	11:10am FₒFₒ (: Hi, David and Handy! What the heck happened with all previous comments?
	11:10am Ryansterlingvirtue: i really like this song but the digital album on BC costs $100 lol
	🚽 11:11am DjLorraine: Iiibeat both 🙃 , or all, including voting poles
	11:11am morphe': Thanks David van der Stoke !!!! ps. don't really care about Footie but backing Wales.. Fully respecting Wales' Sovereignty, but they should not have put Wales and England in the same bracket..
	11:12am Carmichael: There is a new reality, Foo Foo. It began at 10:39 EST.
	11:12am BillyLundun: I think Ken nuked the previous comments
	🚽 11:12am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: So I know I'm an idiot but I am doing last minute T-day grocery shopping late tonight. After work will be nuts. All I need is some fresh bread and veggies; hoping that maybe if I duck out RIGHT after work I can find a bakery that's not a zoo. My greenmarket will be fine. I got overly ambitious and ordered a heritage turkey, most of which I'll be bringing as leftovers for a Friendsgiving on Saturday all the way up in Poughkeepsie....
	11:12am Wind: Did the comments blackout have anything to do with the post from Ken about Nazis?
	11:13am Wind: I am wondering that too...FₒFₒ (:
	🚽 11:13am Handy Haversack: I like to think that FₒFₒ had been gone for so long that the comments board itself just could no longer stagger on without him. Only his advent restored our voices. He is of the Egg!
	11:13am Carmichael: Ken kicked himself off of the playlist. Two week ban.
	🚽 11:13am HyperDose: I was doing my morning sinus ritual in the bathroom. I always miss the drama!
	11:14am BillyLundun: This is the bifurcation of past and present.
	🚽 11:14am Krys O.: I blame the QElon bros.
	🚽 11:14am Handy Haversack: Ha, nice well-turned phrase, Krys!
	🚽 11:14am -жеи: @BillyLundlum Yes, I had a technical problem with the comments and when I say "technical problem," I mean that there were too many people being fucking idiots at the same time. Notice how I didnt call them "fucking idiots" directly? Now let us never speak of this again por favor
	11:15am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Damn I think that Ken puffed that j at about 10:55, cuz this 11 o'clock hour he's turned a corner.
	11:15am I Am Disappoint: The Lennon diss still stands though -- if you don't like the guy then why play his music?
	🚽 11:15am -жеи: I love Lennon. That was known as sarcasm
	11:16am Pax: Good question FoFo@11:10, were they trimmed off, or deleted ? And if so, Why ?
	🚽 11:16am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Wow, glad I tuned in late and missed any drama!
	11:16am FₒFₒ (: Ken, Oh, really?! What happened when I wasn't around? Now I want to read all those comments! Can you publish them in your next Dj premium?
	11:16am ironybread: Aw, hi ya weirdos. So delighted to be able to hear a show by Unca Ken in real time
	11:17am Wind: Sorry you have to deal with stupid idiots Ken!
	🚽 11:17am DjLorraine: I thought that pretty voice was speaking about the broken toilet
	🚽 11:17am Rich in Washington: YEAH!
	🚽 11:17am Karl Ward: See this is the future
	11:17am BillyLundun: BREAKIN
	11:17am asheville jon: Yes! Toilet breakin!
	11:17am queems: hell yes
	🚽 11:17am HyperDose: Yess more angsty tunes!!!
	11:17am Michael in Montclair: It feels like the cloud of negative karma has evaporated. Thanks for resolving the 'technical problem' Staysh!
	🚽 11:17am Thelud: Well, sorry, Mr. Sensitive.
	11:18am Carmichael: Apparently there were some poo heads congregating before I got on the board. Strange, as I am normally the Poo Head. Or the Head Poo Head.
	🚽 11:18am David (in London): This isn't funny Station Manager Ken. The toilets here have been out of action for most of the day and it's no laughing matter. It's also getting a little pungent.
	🚽 11:18am Krys O.: Yay, Otoboke Beaver!
	11:18am morphe': Hyper - Re Sinuses...didi ya ever see the Crumb Documentary where his brother passes a whole bedsheet or some such lengthy cloth through his nose to anus???
	🚽 11:19am Handy Haversack: Karl Ward, I have seen the future, brother. It is LAIBACH.
	11:19am JetBoy of Astoria: I love this chicken song!
	11:20am JetBoy of Astoria: Also hello to Ken and all on a fine thanksgiving eve
	11:20am Wind: omg morphe'! no!
	11:20am McGroovey: I was googling, trying to find out more about that toilet song, and I found this Motown (or Motownish) gem: The Bandwagon - "Breakin' Down The Walls Of Heartache" www.youtube.com...
	11:20am sydnius: 🍣❤️
	🚽 11:20am Karl Ward: Handy I don't know what "neoclassical dark wave" means but if that's the future, damn it
	🚽 11:21am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @-жеи: I know I keep bringing this up, but I still think that a porta-potty specific fundraiser -- getting the $$ together to rent one accessible unit for the Sidewalk Sales -- needs to happen. Seriously, make it a lottery/raffle; once basic rental fee is raised, virtual tickets are pulled and winner gets to name the head for that weekend. Maybe start at $20/ticket or something, any surplus goes into next week's potty pot.
	11:21am Carmichael: @morphe', he supposedly did that fairly regularly, as some kind of cleansing ritual. Crumb's family was quite strange.
	11:22am Dean: For guaranteed winning lottery numbers, see my comment above @10:37.
	🚽 11:22am HyperDose: @Morphe I'm familiar with the existence of the film but have not seen it. Sounds like quite the party trick!
	11:22am McGroovey: Huh. There are several versions of that heartache song. I can listen to tell things at once.
	11:23am McGroovey: I can listen to TWO things at once.
	11:23am FₒFₒ (: So I had to go out for a freaking hour and a half to not only missed the banned comments but also Japan beating Germany 2 to 1.
	11:23am Carmichael: There is no longer any 10:37, Dean. It was written out of history.
	11:23am McGroovey: But I can't write one thing.
	🚽 11:24am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: FoFo WHUT? Japan beat GERMANY? I don't even follow the footie and this whole World Cup has been a shock, starting with the venue and...beer ban.
	11:24am Dean: I'm sorry, Carmichael. Everybody would have won.
	🚽 11:24am Karl Ward: McGroovey hogging all the listening
	11:24am Pax: Sorry ken, I've real careful. So I couldn't have been one of them.
	🚽 11:25am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Threemoons! The Beer ban is a very good thing
	🚽 11:26am DjLorraine: Was there a saké ban too?
	11:26am Andy: If the issue was about social media, just remember that social media brings us closer to other people. AND HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!
	11:27am Dean: A deodorant ban?
	🚽 11:28am Handy Haversack: It doesn't quite follow that if we're still here we're not assholes, but at least we know we're not those assholes! Oh sweet jumping jesus, though, can we just leave poor alcohol alone for a day? It has feelings too, you know. It's not made of stone. Unless ... !
	11:28am Planet Tyler: The back story of the diarrhea lady!
	11:28am FₒFₒ (: Handy, I was thinking that it wasn't me but David, the Egged chosen one. Because as soon as you muttered "Noch Heinz!" the commenting resume and David came into the comment board.
	11:28am BillyLundun: SKIPPER PINS FOR ALL!!
	11:29am McGroovey: I still have a couple of my old answering machine tapes. One of my machines had a little tiny tape that I guess I didn't save, but I have a couple cassettes. I should digitize those. There are dead friends and relatives on them.
	🚽 11:30am Krys O.: Tammy Grimes on helium.
	11:31am FₒFₒ (: Don't go to Walmart, Diarrhea Lady! There's an active shooting going on there!
	🚽 11:31am Webhamster Henry: I have basically all my answering machine messages from the tape era, as well as the elaborately produced outgoing messages I made on my 4-track and NeXT.
	11:32am name redacted: @Ken: Was it because I compared you to William Burroughs?
	🚽 11:32am Webhamster Henry: ^^^WebPackRat Henry
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: Dorothy needs a card that tells folks that she has explosive bloody stools so she can rush to use the facilities lickety-split without protest.
	11:32am Andy: Oh this is really gross
	11:32am BB’s palace: Is diarrhea lady real?
	🚽 11:32am Handy Haversack: Mm!
	11:33am egould: “Poop in the bed?!?” Repeated over an EDM beat for 3 minutes. Boom! Remixed.
	11:33am Chris Hiatt: Yeah I hate it when that happens.
	11:33am dave wuz here: total wisconsin
	11:33am Wind: yes REAL lady...her name's Dorothy!
	11:33am ?: Dialectic
	11:33am McGroovey: Oh, yeah, I think I had a cool outgoing message that I made on a 4-track
	11:33am hollow: you're an awful man for playing this lol Happy Thanksgiving
	11:34am morphe': If my mother was alive and I did my banking/chores visit and put on FMU my mother would say, as she always did with Jones and X-Ray "...WHAT ARE YA LISTENEN TO???????"
	11:34am Wind: oh wow....I hope she's ok!!
	11:34am FₒFₒ (: BB-s palace , Diarrhea lady is not real. She's just a figment of our intestines.
	🚽 11:34am HyperDose: @FₒFₒ Unfortunate but not surprising. Had to further upgrade my edc after that last subway shooting in NY. Stay strapped, folks. @McGroovey Remember when answering machines were as simple as "you know what to do, so just do it!"
	11:34am ?: Diaspora Lady
	11:35am Dean: Poetry corner, featuring a reference to diarrhea... Confessional Poem BY MICHAEL ROBBINS You had a woodchuck and an opium ball. The one ate through the furniture, the other sat in its cage depressing me. Now the woodchuck sheds its skin. I have a cow behind the Dollar Bin. You shouldn’t drink diarrhea unless you bring enough for everybody. Turn it into a teaching moment. Asian-American Students for Christ have the room until 2:30. Rumi says no donkey is a virgin, no, nor any beast that bites the grass. Maybe it sounds better in Persian. An unseen force propels the carts across the Whole Foods parking lot. The woodchuck hasn’t been born yet I’d rather keep than you as a pet. You’ll sleep on wood shavings, I’ll comb your pelt. That animal loved you, his captor, whom he hated. I know just how he felt.
	11:35am Carmichael: I have all of my analog media tucked away for retirement, when I will have time to transfer them to digital. Which reminds me, I watched a documentary last night about the creation of the cassette tape (and subsequent player). I learned something.
	11:35am medson: Slow down Dorothy
	11:35am Pax: I feel like I'm some what in da dark. Because I just started to read ken's nazi post and got cut off at wokey pokey, then lights out. Now left wondering what's wokey pokey and the rest ?
	🚽 11:36am David (in London): Pax, the first rule of Wokey Pokey is that you don't talk about Wokey Pokey.
	11:36am McGroovey: I have to try to do my DL remix on my phone, because my laptop is out of order. I accidentally reformatted the hard drive. Here's a tip: don't accidentally reformat your hard drive.
	🚽 11:36am Ken From Hyde Park: I wonder if there's technology that could transform Dorothy's speech into a station ID.
	11:36am Wind: what is that documentary Carmichael?
	11:36am FₒFₒ (: Threemoons, Yes! It seems this World Cup is full of amazing surprises.Next thing you know USA could be the next world champion!
	11:36am ?: Registeration
	11:37am Dean: Even better poem? Plaisir BY STEPHEN DUNN Diarrhea: what nobody likes, though a word the French love to pronounce. They surround it with lips and tongue; it pleases, like saying cellar door does. Once I gave a pair of tweezers to an au pair girl who couldn’t extract a splinter from her foot. It was a pleasure for both of us to see that little thing come out.
	🚽 11:37am CVB from SYR: Is this diarrhea lady still alive because I would like to request her murder if not. She is just about the most annoying person ever heard besides Professor DumDum.
	11:37am bradford: Chill Mildred...
	11:37am queems: what year do we think these are from
	🚽 11:37am HyperDose: Someone please get diarrhea lady a scooter for Christmas
	🚽 11:37am David (in London): FoFo, shall we meet to watch Mexico play? I'll buy you a fried egg.
	11:37am HarktheUmpire: My dog hates her voice
	🚽 11:37am Krys O.: I'm checking a perpetual calendar, queems.
	11:38am Chris Hiatt: Oh yeah the Skipper Pin episode, this is legendary. I'm glad she was feeling better during this one.
	11:38am HarktheUmpire: She's been sighing and rolling her eyes relentlessly
	11:38am ?: Minns beef
	🚽 11:39am Krys O.: It could be 2021 because July 22nd fell on a Thursday.
	11:39am bk845: The Skipper Pins are used in a regatta actually
	11:40am BillyLundun: Loosen up Mildred!
	🚽 11:40am HyperDose: I like to nostalgically believe these calls took place between 91-93
	11:40am ?: The Cask of Aquatennial
	11:40am morphe': An FMU dj (EFD??) recently interviwed a guy who was/is a sound engineer/archivist that was fascinating and had a lot of Reel- to Cassette technology
	11:40am bk845: I think someone has posted this before: www.startribune.com...
	11:40am Pax: Excuse my late off topic post, it takes me.a long time to compose a text, so by the time I'm done the chat has moved far ahead
	11:41am queems: there’a a minneapolis aquatennial skipper pin on ebay right now for $19.99+ shipping
	🚽 11:41am Krys O.: skipper pins go way back: www.ebay.com...
	11:41am morphe': Clay said Ira was filling in for EFD .. or I dreamed that?
	🚽 11:41am bbell: fingers crossed that these listener mixes of Diarrhea Lady and Skipper Pin will be legendary, like Corn Weenie!
	11:41am Dean: FWIW, John Updike wrote a poem about colonoscopy. Scat is a topos.
	11:41am milknpie: Ira at noon.
	11:42am queems: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBffwSLTVY here is a guy who has a nice collection of them
	11:43am Carmichael: @Wind, Cassette: A Documentary Mixtape www.kickstarter.com...
	11:43am McGroovey: www.mnopedia.org...
	🚽 11:43am Krys O.: I'm guessing Dorothy is from Iowa, Idaho, or possibly Utah based on her accent.
	11:43am Dean: Bunch of turkeys in our neighborhood, even on the main drag. They slowly, confidently amble across the busy street, holding up traffic. It's like they're flipping the figurative bird.
	11:43am FₒFₒ (: The skipper pins can also be traced to Seattle, Austin, Indiana.
	11:43am Wind: Thank You, Carmichael:)
	11:44am ?: Imagine if compuiters were like Ouija boards. "Hey, Ouija!"
	11:44am FₒFₒ (: David, Yes! I'd like a fried egg.
	🚽 11:44am Krys O.: Hmmm, now I'm thinking Dorothy is in Minnesota.
	11:44am Wind: Flipping the figurative bird! Ha!
	11:45am McGroovey: If Dorothy was going to a church in Minneapolis, and could barely operate her answering machine, I'll assume she lived in Minneapolis, within a short walk or drive of that church.
	11:45am Dean: Dorothy's in Kansas with her commode Toto, isn't she?
	11:45am ?: The Phantom of the Oprah Winfrey SHow
	🚽 11:46am Krys O.: Minneapolis aquatennial history: historyapolis.com...
	🚽 11:46am Krys O.: Notice: No one calls her Dot.
	11:47am Dean: Dotty
	11:47am FₒFₒ (: Dotty Potty
	🚽 11:47am DjLorraine: Potty Dotty
	11:48am ironybread: Today's sequence of GIFs is strongly suggesting a seance with a turkey is in progress. I'd like to know if the show has successfully contacted a turkey, and if so, which one.
	11:49am FₒFₒ (: That reminds me of the 'Breakin' the potty' song by Das Babylego.
	11:49am iiibeat: Are there Diarrhea Lady samples or recordings posted somewhere?? How can one access the recordings in order to create a remix?
	11:49am morphe': Carmichael -Listener TDK might or should know about that .. I'll FWD
	🚽 11:49am Handy Haversack: There is only one Turkey. And they are grown wroth. Listen to the Voice of the Egg and repent before it's too late -- which is tomorrow!
	11:49am Wind: Yes two turkeys were contacted by Biden ironybread but they refused to talk!
	11:49am FₒFₒ (: iiibeat, https://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2022/The_Complete_Diarrhea_Lady.zip
	11:50am queems: potty dotty was a doll you could buy in the 90s
	🚽 11:50am Ken From Hyde Park: Honky-tonk Becky should be pleased. Spain whupping Costa Rica at halftime.
	11:50am Dean: Look up-screen, just below the GIF of marching turkeys.
	11:51am Chris Hiatt: Wow this totally works, these two together.
	11:51am Ryansterlingvirtue: my mom had a tape of this song. just this song, over and over and over again.
	🚽 11:51am HyperDose: I agree. This is bizarrely palatable
	11:52am Pax: David(iL)@11:36 - guess it doesn't much matter now. Wokey Pokey Smokey Pokey, it's dead and buried. Thanks anyway.
	11:52am Wind: oh no! Ken's time's almost up...see y'all next week. It will be fun with Dorothy or at least arousing in the most non-sexual sense of the word!!! Byeeeee
	11:53am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken, Happy Thanksgiving!
	11:53am Michael in Montclair: That was a beautiful Barry-Whitney mashup. It perfectly fits the holiday season vibe.
	11:54am Juli: 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Been watching Hulu Documentaries and Chippendales
	🚽 11:54am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken!
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! And I liked the part where you ate time. That's above and beyond. Wishing you all survival and peace for National Psychopathy Festival, Freefomers! Keep your heads down!
	11:54am Chris Hiatt: I guess if ya gotta get waterboarding, molten cheese could be worse. Mmm, molten cheese...
	🚽 11:55am Rich in Washington: The Swiss Army had no chance. All they had were these corkscrews and tiny, useless tweezers.
	11:55am Michael in Montclair: Of all of the ways that I could possibly have ruined my Thanksgiving dinner appetite on Thanksgiving Eve, I never thought I would do so by listening to today's show. Thank you for keeping my diet in check Ken!
	🚽 11:55am HyperDose: Thanks you, Жеи!
	11:55am FₒFₒ (: Ken From HP, Yes, there's a technology that can take a small voice sample and turn it into any audio phrase. This voice generator is from Amazon but I haven't tested it nor heard it in action.
	11:55am ?: Schwiesse!
	🚽 11:55am Ken From Hyde Park: Wunderschnapps, even! Thanks, -жеи.
	🚽 11:55am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH in that vein, one of the video games I am invested in has a Thanksgiving special event involving...a giant turkey that lays huge exploding eggs, runs people over, and shoots lasers out of its eyes. REALLY. BEHOLD TURKULON. www.newworld.com...
	11:56am mariano: Thank you, Ken, great to hang witchall!
	11:56am Chris Hiatt: This show has been epic. Good radio. Thanks, Station Manager Ken.
	11:56am sydnius: Ich findest das nicht so güt
	11:56am ?: Nacht knees
	11:56am morphe': The trailer looks super crazy funny...
	🚽 11:56am Webhamster Henry: Funny thing is, it's not in Schwietzer Düüütsch!
	🚽 11:56am Krys O.: Harry Lime said that after 500 years of democracy, the only thing the Swiss had to show for it was the cuckoo clock.
	11:56am Elena: Thank you Ken!
	11:56am Pax: queems@11:50 - funny
	11:56am Wind: Eric show...missed the German stuff though. More German stuff next time please
	11:57am jody p: mad heidi remix contest?
	11:57am JetBoy of Astoria: Great show Ken!
	11:57am Wind: Eric!!! Not Eric EPIC
	11:57am sydnius: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
	🚽 11:57am Handy Haversack: Kind of loses the spirit of Mark Hurst's original.
	🚽 11:57am Webhamster Henry: No reason Mad Heidi can't get put in the Diarrhemix...
	11:57am Annette: Thank you Ken
	11:58am morphe': Thanks Ken and all - except the Nazi posting VOLK ..
	11:58am Wind: I LOVE THIS ONE!
	🚽 11:58am bbell: Harry Lime was a bit of a cynic, but I think the Swiss just want you to think all they have to show is a cuckoo clock, who knows what they hide in their mountains
	11:58am Wind: wait someone post the movie's name that we are supposed to watch for homework
	11:59am radioronan: Thanks Ken!! Cheers y'all!
	11:59am ironybread: Turkeys: "We're still upset about Richard Dreyfuss slagging us in Close Encounters."
	11:59am timinoak: Ken! have a good thanksgiving. I'm grateful for your station.
	11:59am sydnius: 39 steps
	🚽 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, FₒFₒ. I had a hunch.
	11:59am Wind: I am also grateful for wfmu!
	11:59am FₒFₒ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show as usual. Take care people, loosen up and remember: Do NOT mess with Ken's dump button!
	12:00pm N'Lo: Demented show for a demented day! Thanks? Ken.
	🚽 12:00pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks Ken!
	12:00pm JetBoy of Astoria: Movie is Mad Heidi - get to work!
	12:00pm Wind: Thanks JetBoy
	🚽 12:00pm Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta la proxima, FₒFₒ!
	12:01pm Michael in Montclair: I enjoyed today's show. Thanks Ken and take care everyone!
	🚽 12:01pm Rich in Washington: Danke, Herr Ken!
	12:01pm FₒFₒ (: Adios, Handy! Que el Huevo te acompañe!
	12:01pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Playing the gabbagu?

Ken: Playlist from November 23, 2022

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November 23, 2022: Turkey Seance

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DIARRHEMIX! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest

How's it work?

Download the complete telephonic adventures of Dorothy and Mildred from this link here and remix it into music, spoken word or something in between. Send it back to Ken at ken at wfmu dot org by January 1st, and then tune in on Wednesday January 4th, 9am to Noon, to hear the creativity of WFMU listeners pour forth!

(* = new)

Artist	Track	Album	Label	Format	New	Approx. start time
Sendelica	Maggot Brain "Maggot Brain" by "Sendelica"			7"		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Psycho Kid and Family	Thanksgiving					0:09:33 (Pop-up)
Tony Bluetile	Yeah Yeah No (FCC Edit)	Even More EPs of TB			*	0:13:19 (Pop-up)
Bob's Burgers	Kill Tha Turkey (Slow)					0:24:32 (Pop-up)
Dean Martin	I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles					0:24:49 (Pop-up)
Futoshi Moriyama 森山ふとし	Yūtai-ridatsu ± (Plus-minus) ゆうたいりだつ ±（プラスマイナス）	Titel Track				0:27:26 (Pop-up)

Tony Bluetile	Diarrhea Girl "Diarrhea Girl" by "Tony Bluetile"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest			*	0:41:55 (Pop-up)
Tism	The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie	Collected Verses			*	0:45:47 (Pop-up)
Zoogz Rift	M'bugulu "M'bugulu" by "Zoogz Rift"	Water II: At Safe Distance				0:49:53 (Pop-up)
R. Wiley Evans	Track 7 "Track 7" by "R. Wiley Evans"	Dirty Tuba			*	0:53:31 (Pop-up)
Electric Bill Robinson	Sydney and Cleo	Blorp Esette Gazette Volumes 3 & 4			*	0:55:45 (Pop-up)
Steve Fiske and ___?	I WIsh I were Dead	Over And Thru The Night: A 10-Year Retrospective 1980-1987				1:02:05 (Pop-up)

Heinz K	Errinerung "Errinerung" by "Heinz K"					1:08:46 (Pop-up)
Luicidal (ft. Ceci Bastida)	Institucuionalizado					1:12:41 (Pop-up)
Tony Bluetile	Lucky Lunatics "Lucky Lunatics" by "Tony Bluetile"	Even More EPs of TB			*	1:15:37 (Pop-up)
	Kill Tha Turkey Fast "Kill Tha Turkey Fast"					1:18:22 (Pop-up)
William S Burroughs and Gus Van Sant	A Thanksgiving Prayer FCC Remix					1:18:47 (Pop-up)
David Greenberger and Prime Lens	Mama Sat Me Down (Orlando Manghane)	Good Perspective			*	1:21:02 (Pop-up)
Weyes Blood	It's Not Just Me, It's Everybody	And In The Darkness, Hearts Aglow			*	1:23:26 (Pop-up)
Fruit Bats	The Balcony "The Balcony" by "Fruit Bats"	The Pet Parade	Merge Records			1:30:16 (Pop-up)
Home	Raising Tide "Raising Tide" by "Home"	IX				1:33:12 (Pop-up)
Heinz Erich Karallus	Dein Lied "Dein Lied" by "Heinz Erich Karallus"					1:37:36 (Pop-up)
John Lennon	#9 Dream "#9 Dream" by "John Lennon"	Walls and Bridges				1:41:53 (Pop-up)

Seb Martel	My Best Friend w/ Cindy Pooch	Saturn 63			*	1:57:01 (Pop-up)
Abraxus	Yes "Yes" by "Abraxus"	Monte Carlo			*	1:59:52 (Pop-up)
Lulu Lewis	Jungle Birds "Jungle Birds" by "Lulu Lewis"				*	2:05:21 (Pop-up)
Flex TMG	Qhiero Que Sepas "Qhiero Que Sepas" by "Flex TMG"	Whisper Swish			*	2:06:14 (Pop-up)
Divino Nino	Track Two "Track Two" by "Divino Nino"	Last Spa On Earth				2:10:55 (Pop-up)
Beenzino	Break "Break" by "Beenzino"					2:17:06 (Pop-up)
Fleisch LEGO	Breakin' Down The Walls of Toilet					2:17:25 (Pop-up)
Otoboke Beaver	Yakitori "Yakitori" by "Otoboke Beaver"	Super Champion			*	2:17:43 (Pop-up)
DJ Cummerbund	Folsom Chocolate Blues (Johnny Cash Vs Baby Metal)					2:19:43 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jonathan Kane	Gripped "Gripped" by "Jonathan Kane"	Live At Issue Project Room, February 2010				2:22:28 (Pop-up)
The Diarrhea Lady	Diarrhea "Diarrhea" by "The Diarrhea Lady"	The Original Unaltered Track				2:29:56 (Pop-up)
The Diarrhea Lady	Skipper Pin "Skipper Pin" by "The Diarrhea Lady"	The Original Unaltered Track				2:34:14 (Pop-up)

Persher	Mother Hen "Mother Hen" by "Persher"	Man With The Magic Soap			*	2:40:44 (Pop-up)
The Soft Pink Truth	Now That It's All Over	Is It Going To Get Any Deeper Than This?			*	2:44:42 (Pop-up)
The Unreal Player	How Will I Know You're My Everything? (Barry vs Whitney)					2:49:49 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Luna Lee	Gayagum Medley "Gayagum Medley" by "Luna Lee"					2:58:38 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🚽 7:16am HyperDose: Top of the morning, Staysh!
	🚽 7:28am -жеи: Morning, @Hyperdose!
	🚽 7:32am HyperDose: Ooh a séance theme. Splendid 👻
	8:06am FₒFₒ (: Hola, señor Ken y tio HyperDose!
	🚽 8:28am -жеи: Hi there f0f0, glad to see you have evaded the tuna net right off the bat this morning
	9:00am dday: Are those turkey's circling an injured / dead dog? We all gotta eat
	🚽 9:00am Krys O.: Hi, Ken! I started working on the remix last weekend.
	🚽 9:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Beware the circling turkeys!
	🚽 9:01am -жеи: Hi all! Great news Krys, very excited to hear what you create! I have the first submission to play today...
	🚽 9:02am Krys O.: There are neighborhoods in Brooklyn where the wild turkeys rule. They sit on lawns and harass anyone coming by.
	🚽 9:02am Krys O.: @ddday: It was a dead cat. :(
	🚽 9:02am PigeonsAndRust: Kill tha turkey!
	🚽 9:03am HyperDose: Hola FₒFₒ Very excited to hear the first remix!
	9:03am FₒFₒ (: Is this a rerun from last week? Am I in the archive?
	9:03am lazy pierogi: you know what i love about thanksgiving? there’s always free bird.
	🚽 9:03am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi
	🚽 9:03am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Good morning Staysh and everyone.. Hanging out until I work out.
	🚽 9:03am PaulRobeson1922: @Lazy pierogi: & Hotdogs!
	🚽 9:04am Krys O.: The turkeys were spooked and circled to hold a wake, of sorts. www.nationalgeographic.com...
	9:04am FₒFₒ (: Is Maggot Brain is the new Free Bird?
	9:04am Wind: Let us give thanks for the turkeys and all of their lives 🙏🏽
	🚽 9:04am PigeonsAndRust: And for that, lazy pierogi, everybody's thankin
	9:04am dday: @ken: during Hellraiser a few years ago, Fabio & Clay were having their song competetition. Fabio played this honking sax thing & a flock of wild turkeys came up from the woods behind my house & started clucking and squawking. Fabio, the Pied Turkey Piper
	9:05am FₒFₒ (: So no World Cup theme today? German and Japan are playing now. Go men that grow hair from their heads!
	9:05am ?: mmmm morning maggot brains 4 breakfast
	🚽 9:06am -жеи: f0f0. I'm still riding high on the fact that the US tied Wales in our opening match. USA! USA! USA! USA! TIE BALL GAME!!!!
	9:06am Pax: I rather be taken out by an actual turkey then the two legged Jive Turkey !
	🚽 9:06am Krys O.: Note: Don't know how I typed Brooklyn above when I meant Bloomfield is the land of the Sopranos AND a plethora of wild turkeys.
	🚽 9:07am -жеи: @Krys I was surprised to hear about the Wild Turkeys in Brooklyn, but then again there are wild Coyotes in the Bronx and even Manhattan so I believed you
	9:07am The Oscar: A friend of mine got bitten by a wild turkey a couple years back on her way to work. City turkeys are vicious.
	9:07am Wind: Me too Pax
	9:07am morphe': Opened a Diarrhea file and cannot close it !!!???!!!! Talk about Diarrhea !!!! Help!!!
	🚽 9:08am PigeonsAndRust: This is one long 7"... the runout groove must be tiny
	9:08am Lixiviated Life: Oh! Hi Kinny
	9:08am Wind: KrysO!!!
	9:08am FₒFₒ (: morphe', You need to break the toilet file first. Then open the bed file.
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: Bow your head 💀
	9:10am ?: There are turkeys in Staten Island but that’s really NJ. IYKYK
	9:10am Wind: Bowing
	9:11am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Ha!
	9:11am queems: classic
	9:11am mariano: Is this for real?
	🚽 9:11am Krys O.: Families 🖤🖤🖤💀💀💀☠☠☠
	9:11am dale: i'm grateful i don't get invited to holidays anymore.
	9:12am Wind: T’is for REAL
	🚽 9:12am PaulRobeson1922: Oh my
	9:12am Pax: Dad was being a d-bag.
	9:12am Sam: This guy’s dad is such an asshole. Praying for his son to get a job in front of everyone. What a jerk.
	9:12am Wind: Disgusting
	🚽 9:12am HyperDose: That was the appropriate reaction. What a toxic family.
	9:12am ?: oh this is PA. Dad said knew instead of no
	9:13am Wind: See the video of this was even worse
	9:13am Smacky: Walmart did a bang-up job?
	9:13am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): I'm grateful that I don't have to go anywhere i don't want to on MY vacation time.
	🚽 9:13am Krys O.: Just had a telemarketer call. I held the receiver up to the speaker to hear this treasured family gathering.
	9:13am morphe': Thnaks Ken force feeding us Thanksgiving dinner like French Geese...
	9:13am dday: @Krys-O: hard to see it. Poor kitty :(
	9:13am Polly.: @ Krys - awesome share!!!
	9:14am Strandlund: Nice Krys O.!!
	🚽 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park: If they call back during the diarrhea remix, Krys O, you'll have hit the jackpot, as it were.
	9:14am Wind: God. I thought this was LCDC for a second
	9:15am dday: @Krys-O: I've heard of that behavior with crows. Wasn't aware turkeys did it
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: When would Andy ever wear a suit and tie? Is it a seance?
	9:15am Lixiviated Life: Turkey vultures are in a holding pattern, circling the neighborhood.
	9:15am mariano: Apparently Psycho Kid is all scripted though? I just looked it up, and it seems like a web series. I just don't know anymore with stuff these days...
	9:15am morphe': There was [is?] a guy who recorded his telemarketer pranks ... fairly funny...
	9:16am G: Damnation Dinner at Andy's
	9:16am Pax: When I seen the follow up one's then it became obvious it was staged.
	🚽 9:16am Webhamster Henry: Hi Ken + Wednesday Turkeys.
	9:16am WFMU listener Phillip: No dinner at Andy’s tomorrow. Guess I’ll listen to one of old archives
	9:17am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Jen must have eaten his Wheaties this morning. Gawtdamn! Slayin' it.
	9:17am Creston: This reminds me of alien sex fiend
	🚽 9:17am Krys O.: I miss family gatherings where my oldest sister would sit literally with her back to us while the rest of us would talk about our pets. /s
	9:17am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Ken, not jen. Damnit
	9:17am morphe': G: Damnation Dinner at Andy's If I am not mistaken - Pseu is doing tonight's 6-7pm with the Deli Brothers?
	9:18am Wind: Ken the Turkey Slayer!
	9:19am Sam: WAKE! WAKE! WAKE! WAKE! WAKE! WAKE!
	9:19am Turkie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129441/
	9:19am Wind: KrysO that sounds traumatic
	9:19am FₒFₒ (: Is this one of those cryptic Tony Bluetile mashups? Can anyone recognise any song?
	9:19am Mike: RIP WILKO JOHNSON. Maybe some Dr. Feelgood?
	9:19am morphe': Ken - is there an ETA on the first Remix??? - must do normal food shopping before the hoards..
	🚽 9:20am -жеи: @Mariano, I believe that the FIRST Psycho Kid video was genuine.. that was the one I played. But it went hugely viral, so of course the brother of psycho kid decided to cash in and made many scripted sequels.
	9:20am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): re: telemarketers. Search youtube for a whole team of scammer revenge channels. From general time wasting to actively hacking scammer systems and locking or deleting.
	🚽 9:21am Krys O.: I will also miss how my family will forget to celebrate my birthday which usually falls within days of T-day. No singing, no cake, no presents. /s
	9:22am morphe': FoFo: Review/analysis???? https://www.maximumrocknroll.com/band/tony-bluetile/
	9:23am The Oscar: Holy cow this Tony Bluetile rules.
	9:23am FₒFₒ (: Thanks, morphe' !
	9:23am Sean Fahrrad: Krys, you have a second back-up (arguably better) family right here Happy birthday!
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: @Jonny: I used to get spam calls for someone who had my telephone number and who was involved in a bribery scandal.
	🚽 9:24am HyperDose: Heard that, Krys. Holidays were fun before the cousins got married and had kids. I'd rather be alone than get interrogated by people who never reach out to me the other 364 days of the year.
	9:24am ?: thank you for loving me…
	9:24am morphe': Krys O - same story ... I am the 29th ..
	9:25am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Aha! Yes! I remember this from last year! Thru the whole show! "Kill the turkey!"
	🚽 9:25am Krys O.: Thank you kindly, you sweet folks. My dad and beloved sister are gone. I also have my hermit permit which helps.
	9:25am graphic_taco: Thank you for being there Ken
	🚽 9:25am Krys O.: Yay, Dean!!!!!
	9:26am graphic_taco: Happy pre turkey day everyone! And a special early happy birthday to listener Happymaan!
	9:26am mariano: Ah, makes total sense, Ken. Wouldn't be the first web personality to parlay an embarrassing video into some weird form of stardom.
	9:26am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): @krys: Was there entertainment value? Didja get it on tape?
	9:28am morphe': My NYC neighbor in my building who is also named Murphy must owe ton$$$$$$ to multiple places because I get tonssssss of threatening letters and calls...
	🚽 9:28am Krys O.: @Jonny: I saved a couple of their voicemails for a while. I get a lot wacky ones.
	9:28am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Moriyama!!!
	🚽 9:28am Krys O.: Nice gif from The Uninvited.
	9:32am Wind: Krys all those hardships molded you into who you are today. Who I gather must be a pretty awesome human! After all, most wfmu people are special, right?
	9:32am ?: Do Lutherans do gravy?
	9:32am ?: Im going to eat a sandwich tomorrow
	9:32am WFMU listener Phillip: The Reformed “Jon the baptist” they ran out of food
	9:32am Polly.: Happy Birthday Krys O - a little early!
	🚽 9:32am HyperDose: +1 Wind. Krys O is a freeform institution! ❤️
	9:33am graphic_taco: Happy bday to you too @Krys!
	🚽 9:33am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken and all the Freed Forms!
	9:33am FₒFₒ (: I'll be right back. please don't play anything epic or too good until I come back, Ken. thanks
	9:33am WFMU listener Phillip: I think the reverend Benny Wright passed away in the baptist church? Not sure
	9:33am Pax: My birthday's was dad bringing home a sheet cake and ice cream that if there wasn't already some in the freezer. At first my earliest ones included candles and a happy birthday song, that faded out around age 11. After that they were pretty much unassuming a nonchalant. Eventually they stopped around sixteen.
	9:34am ?-1: jftr I did not ask that question. I don’t care about this goofy holiday or lutherans
	9:35am WFMU listener Phillip: He was nice to me use to give me double portions when I waited at the food pantry on fridays
	🚽 9:38am Krys O.: All the best to you, listener Phillip.
	🚽 9:38am Ken From Hyde Park: Japan just tied the sportsball match with Germany.
	🚽 9:39am HyperDose: Very excited to see what kind of feast one of the local churches will be serving tomorrow. Grew up volunteering at churches and pantrys with my mother. They feed you gooood
	9:39am Wind: Phillip wfmu family is here for you ♥️
	9:39am Sam: He didn’t ruin Thanksgiving, his dad did.
	9:39am Pax: Never did the birthday party having kids over wearing paper hats, streamers, presents, etc
	9:39am Wind: I didn’t know that Ken!
	9:40am Loz: The keyboard that uses tape loops is the Mellotron, as used on The Beatles Strawberry Fields.
	9:40am The Oscar: Between TB, White Noise, and Meet Me in the Bathroom I've probably heard more LCD Soundsystem in the past two weeks than I have since 2008!
	9:40am dday: @Kry-O @9:21: When I was 5 & for a few years after , my birthday went a bit unnoticed too. Kennedy being killed had all the adults very sad, just two days after my birthday. Not being selfish , but when you are 5, you don't really understand why everyone's sad while you are supposed to be happy.
	9:41am Wind: Sam! Are you the one Sam that came to dinner at Andy’s a couple of months ago?
	9:41am ?-1: most of that didnt know that about psycho kid. You’d need to surf the internet all day
	9:41am WFMU listener Phillip: 😱 omg 😱 I almost forgot. Jan 4 we’ll have a whole show of the dihrrhea lady remixed. 😱😱😱😱
	9:41am LouFancy: So excited! We love you Mildred
	🚽 9:42am PaulRobeson1922: U have to wash the clothing same day or the smell won’t come out
	🚽 9:42am Krys O.: Wonderful!!!
	9:42am The Oscar: WOOOOOOW!!!!
	9:42am queems: omg
	9:42am LouFancy: This is great!
	9:43am Purvis: Had Skinnard ever covered Maggot-Brain?
	🚽 9:43am Krys O.: ROFLMAO!
	🚽 9:43am Handy Haversack: Yes. That will do nicely.
	9:43am graphic_taco: This is great! I can't wait for the other remixes lol
	9:43am unpopularfred: excellent! the bar has been set! (Don't tell Ahmet, we may never hear this again)
	9:43am The Oscar: This is indescribably wonderful.
	9:45am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Ha!
	9:46am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Call Judy
	9:46am luka: Call of Judy
	9:46am Michael in Montclair: This is brilliant. Brilliantly hilarious.
	9:46am Strandlund: I love it when Mildred goes, "Mmmmmm..."
	9:46am Chris Hiatt: This is awesome. And a great first set, radio at it's absolute finest. I somehow knew that would be the case on this particular Wednesday AM time slot.
	🚽 9:46am Ken From Hyde Park: "Uh oh!"
	9:46am Wind: Her voice is absolutely extremely beautiful and delicate in other words exquisite.
	9:46am queems: and we’ll never know the test of the story
	9:46am queems: *rest
	9:46am srsly?: Give the Drummer stream, here I come.
	9:47am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Coke roadie. Ha!
	🚽 9:47am Handy Haversack: The rest of the story is our true history as a nation, queems.
	9:48am Dean: El Duce?
	9:48am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): @handy. Lol
	9:48am queems: 🫡
	9:49am MD: This song is so good… I think I have call my sponsor now… oh well!!!
	🚽 9:49am Ken From Hyde Park: @queems - There's your T-shirt in that GIF.
	9:49am bk845: What we really need is a "Breaking the Toilet"/Diarrhea Lady mashup.
	9:49am Wind: Did someone mention Radio God Howard Allan Stern?
	9:51am Wind: Oh yea! I see queens T-shirt design KFHP!
	🚽 9:51am Handy Haversack: Ken: New Muskeg Mudsuck album is out, in case you hadn't seen: muskegmudsuck.bandcamp.com...
	🚽 9:54am Handy Haversack: It's fully armed!
	9:55am queems: i’m on mobile so i had to check, i wish mine could have been googley like that
	🚽 9:55am DjLorraine: Pax happy belated birthday... Or early i'm balancing a paper card on my head for you
	9:56am ChrisWUSB: we have a winner!
	🚽 9:58am HyperDose: Love me a juicy thigh
	🚽 9:58am PigeonsAndRust: Sidney needs Blossom Dearie 's attorney Bernie
	9:59am WFMU listener Phillip: I take the little bone out of the thighs and lay them flat in the steamer and WOW they are so delicious & tender. But expensive. A package of 3 skinned chicken thighs is over 4 dollars
	9:59am ?: mmm steamed meats
	10:00am WFMU listener Phillip: Steaming food is the way to go! At least safer for us diabetics
	🚽 10:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Someone should invent steamed hams. Could you imagine?
	🚽 10:00am Vivian: This has to be the worst song ever.
	10:00am BillyLundun: Is this the miss Cleo I hear so much about?
	10:01am Asheville Jon: not even close to the worst 'song'.
	10:01am Chris Hiatt: Sydney and Cleo, so weird.
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: You're blowing my mind, KenFHP!
	🚽 10:01am PaulRobeson1922: Did somthing happen to Sydney
	10:01am BillyLundun: Bill murray fever dream
	10:01am queems: :’(
	🚽 10:02am Krys O.: This cartoon was always freaky.
	10:02am ?: The early 21st century's most important document: This archive.
	10:03am BillyLundun: Mel Blanc! Baybeee!
	🚽 10:03am Krys O.: Sydney and Cleo reminded me of a song Dr. Demento used to play of a woman on a date taking to her guy as they walked down a tunnel. The artist did both the girl's voice and the date. Can't recall the name of the darned thing....
	10:03am WFMU listener Phillip: That’s usually what I sound like when I don’t take my psych meds in the morning
	10:04am WFMU listener Phillip: The doctor upped my dosage to 80mg of Prozac a day and 20mg of risperdal
	10:04am BillyLundun: it was a kitten
	🚽 10:04am Krys O.: I think it was a vulture, not Foghorn.
	🚽 10:04am Handy Haversack: Right, a kitten! I recall.
	10:05am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Was it Leopold? With Bugs Bunny?
	10:05am ?-1: then there was Feed the Kitty? and the dog was Marc Antony
	10:05am iiibeat: I don't wanna live in a messy, stinky jungle. I want a home where the buffalo roam.
	10:05am coelacanth∅: unlike the elephant, who didn't imagine a thing, and the scum of the earth that sawed his tusks off should be wishing they were dead -as i do.
	10:06am ?-1: Feed the Kitty was the one where the bulldog thinks his kitten buddy was baked into a cookie
	🚽 10:06am Handy Haversack: No one's going to touch "a collection of Tism material"? Mariano?
	10:06am wind: Can’t wait!
	10:06am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Kill the Turkey!
	🚽 10:07am Krys O.: It was Hare Ribbin' with Bugs Bunny vs the dog and the dog was not voiced by Mel: looneytunes.fandom.com...
	10:07am BillyLundun: That dog's name was Marc Anthony
	🚽 10:07am DjLorraine: There must be a band named Deer & the Antelope....and they play
	🚽 10:07am Krys O.: Oof, better link here: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:07am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): I'm hi as fk right now! With me, Ken?
	10:09am Jack McGuire: Will the toilet be unbroken?
	10:09am BillyLundun: Sorry all I've conflated two mistaken dog killing kitten, iwas thinking of March Anthony and Pussyfoot thanks for clearing it up @KrysO
	10:09am ?-1: @BillyL right! Marc Antony was the bulldog in feed the kitty. and that was def Mel Blanc
	10:09am berkshires matty: gettin Walter wanderly vibes
	🚽 10:09am Krys O.: Sam Wolfe was the voice of the dog: www.imdb.com...
	🚽 10:09am Handy Haversack: Noch Heinz!
	10:11am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Oh yeah, Ken's hi.
	🚽 10:11am Rich in Washington: OH JA!
	10:11am Jack McGuire: No!
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: We Yakety-Saxed Heinz? What a Welt. And who's gonna clean up all these toilet pieces?
	10:11am Chris Hiatt: Yeah I was like, who else could possibly show up here to take it to the next level? Heinz K, of course.
	🚽 10:11am PaulRobeson1922: Has the moon lost it’s memory
	10:12am sydnius: Zuviel Deutschen für Ken. ❤️
	🚽 10:12am HyperDose: When I said there was a lack of heavy music on FMU in the absence of Bill Zebub and Marcel, this isn't what I meant. But I'll take it!
	10:12am BillyLundun: Did we already break the toilet?
	10:12am ?-1: yes Krys O, but Ken was referring to an earlier cartoon with a similar plot, where the dog was voiced by Mel Blanc
	10:13am Tome: good Mornings Ken and all it's actually the Staten Island turkeys planning to invade brooklyn !<>!
	🚽 10:13am Handy Haversack: ¡Tu es sobre bellotas!
	10:13am Jack McGuire: How long will it take for the inevitable Institutionalized/Diarrhea Lady Mashup?
	🚽 10:13am HyperDose: Okay now this is amazing
	10:14am berkshires matty: wow this translation is exactimundo
	10:14am mariano: Have to say, they're doing a pretty good word-for-word translation here.
	10:14am ?-1: it was a Chuck Jones cartoon
	10:14am graphic_taco: This is one of my favorite covers of this song
	10:14am mariano: Except she's asking for a Coke...
	10:14am Tome: ....agees with the graphic_taco wholeheartedly !<>!
	🚽 10:15am Krys O.: @-1:Bob Clampett, not Jones. It was from 1944.
	10:16am BillyLundun: nailed it!
	🚽 10:16am DjLorraine: Jack McGuire by and by lord(y), by and by
	10:17am Jack McGuire: Just a Pepto.
	🚽 10:17am Rich in Washington: Dang, this is brilliant!
	10:17am ?-1: KrysO There are two cartoons with similar plots. The Chuck Jones one had Mel Blanc in it
	🚽 10:17am Ken From Hyde Park: Tony Bluetile firing on all cylinders this morning.
	10:18am bradford: he was on drugs...
	10:18am mariano: Remember when Suicidal Tendencies was on that episode of Miami Vice playing "Institutionalized" in a Miami nightclub, with very 80s Miami-looking people trying to dance to it?
	10:18am ?-1: wow you could lay that the EX song right on top of this
	🚽 10:19am Handy Haversack: Ah, here we are.
	10:19am sydnius: oh &*!% I love Bill
	10:20am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Uncle Bill
	🚽 10:20am Elena: William Burroughs! Best Thanksgiving address ever.
	10:20am BillyLundun: Thank you, Mr. Burroughs
	🚽 10:20am D Rok: One of my favorite holiday traditions.
	10:21am bobobobob Plasticland: Great Show Kenny.....You don't get Turkey ...Your on fuckin Drugzzzz!!!
	10:23am iiibeat: A guy in the locker room this morning was talking and said "I can't believe that tomorrow is Thanksgiving." To that I said "You are not required to (believe)!" I was 100% certain to hear William Burroughs this morning. 1000% Thanks. Giving. Sublimating.
	🚽 10:24am Krys O.: FWIW: I just remembered the song that Sydney and Cleo reminded me of: Ambrose (Part 5) by Linda Laurie from 1958. That is all.
	10:26am coelacanth∅: Krys, but ambrose part 5 is good!
	🚽 10:26am Webhamster Henry: Thanks for a Nation of Finks.
	10:27am Chris Hiatt: Been enjoying this Weyes Blood album. There's almost an uncanny Harry Nilsson vibe about her melodies or something.
	10:27am morphe': sound was on mute for a bit and I reconnect to this melifulousness (sp?)????? The Post-Post Modern world is so confusing ...
	10:27am sydnius: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold
	🚽 10:27am DjLorraine: Iiibeat i could show him my trusted wall calender artwork by Susan Winget or pole dancer calender. It's on both!
	🚽 10:28am Krys O.: FYI-I'm listening at work with the volume down which means I don't hear everything. Mea culpa about the Blankity-Blanc-Blanc.
	🚽 10:28am -жеи: Absolutely my favorite new pop sonf of the last few months (Weyes Blood)
	🚽 10:28am PaulRobeson1922: @morphe’: good2CU morphe’! There’s a brand new light in yer mind
	10:28am ?: Hmmm. This IS a little like I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City. Nilsson
	10:29am McGroovey: Natalie Mering's voice makes my legs melt.
	10:29am Planet Tyler: Just the way Christmas decorations are already going up, are we going to hear some Diarrhea Lady mixes before the big day?!
	10:29am Wind: You are not alone. It’s not just you
	🚽 10:29am Karl Ward: McGroovey hogging all the legs
	🚽 10:30am Handy Haversack: It's the time of year when you are excused for indulging in things like melted legs.
	10:31am big/pig brother∅: Henry @1026 our goal may be reached ahead of schedule
	10:32am sydnius: Maybe a pig is required for self-mockery
	🚽 10:32am Krys O.: A house in my neighborhood has had Xmas decorations up since 11/1. I miss seeing the gigantic inflatable glowing dragon. :(
	🚽 10:32am Thelud: Weyes Blood and Big Blood should do a duet: Blood Clot.
	🚽 10:33am Krys O.: @sydnius: You just reminded me of the great Santa Pig that I used to see around about 15 years ago.
	10:33am Wind: That weyes blood is beautiful Ken! And this one melts the ♥️
	🚽 10:34am Krys O.: Santa Pig; www.worthpoint.com...
	10:35am northguineahills: Home, my fave post-rock band from Tampa...
	10:35am Dean: what's to get? art played ed on the honeymooners.
	🚽 10:36am Webhamster Henry: The secret to great art and culture is cheap real estate.
	10:36am coelacanth∅: and he hosted jeopardy for a while
	10:36am Wind: We know you don’t Paul….
	10:36am coelacanth∅: Wind hahaha
	10:37am Dean: That's, "Who hosted Jeopardy for a while?"
	10:38am coelacanth∅: damn. ...who is Art Garfunkle
	10:38am Pax: Thanksgiving was a bitter sweet day. At first when i wake up there's the smell of a turkey cooking and all of the side dishes and there was the thanksgiving day parade on the tube, you know, the usual. But all the while i was waiting with intense anticipation for the other shoe to drop waiting for my mother to break out in a holy fit and the sound of stuff crashing all about would insue. Why!, I don't know.i guess because it was under the stress of having to deal with prepping for the day.all I knew it happened every thanksgiving and I felt bad that she felt bad, it was hard trying to enjoy a thanksgiving meal with a crappy down atmosphere looming over it. But i guess something like that is tipical of any T-dinner.
	🚽 10:38am HyperDose: This set is incredible
	10:38am Dean: The marvelous poet Frederick Seidel, heir to a St. Louis fortune, writes at length about extravagant wealth. His poetry is both shocking and hilarious.
	10:38am morphe': Krys O - I knew a guy in '80s London who was Chainsaw Cassettes and did a song called "I Belong to the Blankety Blank Generation" .. oddly enough, I do think his name was/is Richard ...
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: AIM FOR LlFE
	🚽 10:39am Handy Haversack: Noch Heinz!
	🚽 10:39am Krys O.: Art Fleming! He appeared in the Greg Kihn video for I lost on Jeopardy. I used to watch when he was the host.
	🚽 10:39am DjLorraine: I'm guessing huge acrylic or fiberglass nails could inhibit a proper séance
	🚽 10:40am David (in London): Arriving just in time for Heinz K. Outstanding. Afternoon all you loons, spoons and goons. Station Manager.
	10:41am Dean: You don't need a gun to get art, but you do need a smartphone with the museum app that tells you what everything means.
	10:41am ASM: No one could say, "No, I'm sorry" like Art Fleming.
	10:41am coelacanth∅: ("your song")
	10:41am SeanG: Henry Miller wasn't rich Henry fuckin rules
	10:41am coelacanth∅: greetings David (iL)
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David. How goes?
	10:42am McGroovey: That was a little bit funny.
	10:42am Chris Hiatt: I'm so glad Heinz K got to follow his dream and make these recordings.
	10:42am wind: Ken thank you for introducing me to all these german gems! Despite growing up in Austria for some time I have never heard of any of these…
	10:42am coelacanth∅: Great song! maybe the best post-beatles Lennon song?
	10:42am Dean: Free Tallis, then free Byrd.
	10:42am mariano: David, me old Runza, fancy meeting you here.
	10:42am ASM: He actually sounded like he was sorry the contestant gave a wrong answer. Alex would just sound faintly disappointed.
	🚽 10:43am David (in London): Upon my soul, the Runza are quorate. Handles, Mariano, my heart leaps upon seeing you both here. You too Coela.
	🚽 10:43am Krys O.: Back in the day, Jeopardy was incredibly hard. It was like the College Bowl quiz show.
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: Runzaic Triumvirate has officially consecrated this pocket space. Let the portentous pronouncements commence! SUBDIVISIONS!
	10:44am Dean: Buddy of mine won on one episode of Jeopardy, and he pissed of Trebek with his cocky response to a question about the punk band he'd been in. "I was into anarchy, Alex."
	10:44am iiibeat: DjLLorraine . . What kind of pole dancer? North, South or both?
	10:45am ASM: Dean: didn't expect a reference to 16th ct. English composers this morning. Well done.
	10:45am coelacanth∅: my mother was good at it when it was incredibly hard. she probably was disappointed as it got easier. ...or she just dummied-down with the rest of the american population.
	10:45am mariano: [Puts fist to right temple] SUBDIVISIONS.
	10:45am Pax: Ello David (iL)
	10:46am Dean: I can't get them out of my head, ASM.
	10:46am wenzo toad: Good morrow
	🚽 10:47am David (in London): Wotcha Pax.
	10:47am McGroovey: Ah, pamakawa, pussy, pussy I've never understood that ending, and never liked it. But the rest of the song is pleasantly depressing.
	🚽 11:02am HyperDose: Did we time warp or was it just a paylist publishing snafu?
	🚽 11:03am Handy Haversack: Hello? Ken? F0F0? Anyone?
	🚽 11:03am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Erm, was expecting more of a crowd here?
	🚽 11:03am DjLorraine: Cubia miracle!
	11:03am Pseu Braun: Ken, it's "Women and Children First, AFTER Fred and Alan. XO
	🚽 11:03am DjLorraine: Mmm ^
	🚽 11:03am David (in London): Now I know what it's like to be dead.
	11:04am Pax: Ummmmmm What !!!
	11:04am bradford: interesting...
	🚽 11:05am Handy Haversack: At least I still have time to point out: Abraxas. The bird breaks free of the egg, and the egg is the world. And also that in case you missed it before, -Ken, Muskeg Mudsuck has a new album out: muskegmudsuck.bandcamp.com...
	11:05am morphe': Wow - I saw a post from Ken about Nazi posts and shazam and thought "did I just get banned for something I didn't do????" Was having trouble swallowing the Prosesscco!!!!
	11:05am prof.fuzz: greetings from a cool wet morning in howdy arabia.
	🚽 11:06am Handy Haversack: More prosecso is the only answer, morph!
	11:07am FₒFₒ (: ..and I'm back. Did Ken play anything epic or too good?
	🚽 11:07am Karl Ward: Hard to dance with this platter of proseccos, for god sake take one, take two
	🚽 11:07am David (in London): morphester - I will defend you to the death.
	🚽 11:07am David (in London): FoFo, karlward, greetings you maniacs.
	🚽 11:08am Karl Ward: David (in London): We prefer to be addressed as "the misunderstood"
	🚽 11:08am Handy Haversack: Er, no, FₒFₒ. We were just saying that as soon as you come back Ken might play "Institucuionalizado"! Whew!
	11:09am Wind: Miss Understood hehe
	11:09am Wind: Pseu Braun! Thank you of the Correction! Of course :)
	11:10am FₒFₒ (: Hi, David and Handy! What the heck happened with all previous comments?
	11:10am Ryansterlingvirtue: i really like this song but the digital album on BC costs $100 lol
	🚽 11:11am DjLorraine: Iiibeat both 🙃 , or all, including voting poles
	11:11am morphe': Thanks David van der Stoke !!!! ps. don't really care about Footie but backing Wales.. Fully respecting Wales' Sovereignty, but they should not have put Wales and England in the same bracket..
	11:12am Carmichael: There is a new reality, Foo Foo. It began at 10:39 EST.
	11:12am BillyLundun: I think Ken nuked the previous comments
	🚽 11:12am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: So I know I'm an idiot but I am doing last minute T-day grocery shopping late tonight. After work will be nuts. All I need is some fresh bread and veggies; hoping that maybe if I duck out RIGHT after work I can find a bakery that's not a zoo. My greenmarket will be fine. I got overly ambitious and ordered a heritage turkey, most of which I'll be bringing as leftovers for a Friendsgiving on Saturday all the way up in Poughkeepsie....
	11:12am Wind: Did the comments blackout have anything to do with the post from Ken about Nazis?
	11:13am Wind: I am wondering that too...FₒFₒ (:
	🚽 11:13am Handy Haversack: I like to think that FₒFₒ had been gone for so long that the comments board itself just could no longer stagger on without him. Only his advent restored our voices. He is of the Egg!
	11:13am Carmichael: Ken kicked himself off of the playlist. Two week ban.
	🚽 11:13am HyperDose: I was doing my morning sinus ritual in the bathroom. I always miss the drama!
	11:14am BillyLundun: This is the bifurcation of past and present.
	🚽 11:14am Krys O.: I blame the QElon bros.
	🚽 11:14am Handy Haversack: Ha, nice well-turned phrase, Krys!
	🚽 11:14am -жеи: @BillyLundlum Yes, I had a technical problem with the comments and when I say "technical problem," I mean that there were too many people being fucking idiots at the same time. Notice how I didnt call them "fucking idiots" directly? Now let us never speak of this again por favor
	11:15am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): Damn I think that Ken puffed that j at about 10:55, cuz this 11 o'clock hour he's turned a corner.
	11:15am I Am Disappoint: The Lennon diss still stands though -- if you don't like the guy then why play his music?
	🚽 11:15am -жеи: I love Lennon. That was known as sarcasm
	11:16am Pax: Good question FoFo@11:10, were they trimmed off, or deleted ? And if so, Why ?
	🚽 11:16am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Wow, glad I tuned in late and missed any drama!
	11:16am FₒFₒ (: Ken, Oh, really?! What happened when I wasn't around? Now I want to read all those comments! Can you publish them in your next Dj premium?
	11:16am ironybread: Aw, hi ya weirdos. So delighted to be able to hear a show by Unca Ken in real time
	11:17am Wind: Sorry you have to deal with stupid idiots Ken!
	🚽 11:17am DjLorraine: I thought that pretty voice was speaking about the broken toilet
	🚽 11:17am Rich in Washington: YEAH!
	🚽 11:17am Karl Ward: See this is the future
	11:17am BillyLundun: BREAKIN
	11:17am asheville jon: Yes! Toilet breakin!
	11:17am queems: hell yes
	🚽 11:17am HyperDose: Yess more angsty tunes!!!
	11:17am Michael in Montclair: It feels like the cloud of negative karma has evaporated. Thanks for resolving the 'technical problem' Staysh!
	🚽 11:17am Thelud: Well, sorry, Mr. Sensitive.
	11:18am Carmichael: Apparently there were some poo heads congregating before I got on the board. Strange, as I am normally the Poo Head. Or the Head Poo Head.
	🚽 11:18am David (in London): This isn't funny Station Manager Ken. The toilets here have been out of action for most of the day and it's no laughing matter. It's also getting a little pungent.
	🚽 11:18am Krys O.: Yay, Otoboke Beaver!
	11:18am morphe': Hyper - Re Sinuses...didi ya ever see the Crumb Documentary where his brother passes a whole bedsheet or some such lengthy cloth through his nose to anus???
	🚽 11:19am Handy Haversack: Karl Ward, I have seen the future, brother. It is LAIBACH.
	11:19am JetBoy of Astoria: I love this chicken song!
	11:20am JetBoy of Astoria: Also hello to Ken and all on a fine thanksgiving eve
	11:20am Wind: omg morphe'! no!
	11:20am McGroovey: I was googling, trying to find out more about that toilet song, and I found this Motown (or Motownish) gem: The Bandwagon - "Breakin' Down The Walls Of Heartache" www.youtube.com...
	11:20am sydnius: 🍣❤️
	🚽 11:20am Karl Ward: Handy I don't know what "neoclassical dark wave" means but if that's the future, damn it
	🚽 11:21am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @-жеи: I know I keep bringing this up, but I still think that a porta-potty specific fundraiser -- getting the $$ together to rent one accessible unit for the Sidewalk Sales -- needs to happen. Seriously, make it a lottery/raffle; once basic rental fee is raised, virtual tickets are pulled and winner gets to name the head for that weekend. Maybe start at $20/ticket or something, any surplus goes into next week's potty pot.
	11:21am Carmichael: @morphe', he supposedly did that fairly regularly, as some kind of cleansing ritual. Crumb's family was quite strange.
	11:22am Dean: For guaranteed winning lottery numbers, see my comment above @10:37.
	🚽 11:22am HyperDose: @Morphe I'm familiar with the existence of the film but have not seen it. Sounds like quite the party trick!
	11:22am McGroovey: Huh. There are several versions of that heartache song. I can listen to tell things at once.
	11:23am McGroovey: I can listen to TWO things at once.
	11:23am FₒFₒ (: So I had to go out for a freaking hour and a half to not only missed the banned comments but also Japan beating Germany 2 to 1.
	11:23am Carmichael: There is no longer any 10:37, Dean. It was written out of history.
	11:23am McGroovey: But I can't write one thing.
	🚽 11:24am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: FoFo WHUT? Japan beat GERMANY? I don't even follow the footie and this whole World Cup has been a shock, starting with the venue and...beer ban.
	11:24am Dean: I'm sorry, Carmichael. Everybody would have won.
	🚽 11:24am Karl Ward: McGroovey hogging all the listening
	11:24am Pax: Sorry ken, I've real careful. So I couldn't have been one of them.
	🚽 11:25am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Threemoons! The Beer ban is a very good thing
	🚽 11:26am DjLorraine: Was there a saké ban too?
	11:26am Andy: If the issue was about social media, just remember that social media brings us closer to other people. AND HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!
	11:27am Dean: A deodorant ban?
	🚽 11:28am Handy Haversack: It doesn't quite follow that if we're still here we're not assholes, but at least we know we're not those assholes! Oh sweet jumping jesus, though, can we just leave poor alcohol alone for a day? It has feelings too, you know. It's not made of stone. Unless ... !
	11:28am Planet Tyler: The back story of the diarrhea lady!
	11:28am FₒFₒ (: Handy, I was thinking that it wasn't me but David, the Egged chosen one. Because as soon as you muttered "Noch Heinz!" the commenting resume and David came into the comment board.
	11:28am BillyLundun: SKIPPER PINS FOR ALL!!
	11:29am McGroovey: I still have a couple of my old answering machine tapes. One of my machines had a little tiny tape that I guess I didn't save, but I have a couple cassettes. I should digitize those. There are dead friends and relatives on them.
	🚽 11:30am Krys O.: Tammy Grimes on helium.
	11:31am FₒFₒ (: Don't go to Walmart, Diarrhea Lady! There's an active shooting going on there!
	🚽 11:31am Webhamster Henry: I have basically all my answering machine messages from the tape era, as well as the elaborately produced outgoing messages I made on my 4-track and NeXT.
	11:32am name redacted: @Ken: Was it because I compared you to William Burroughs?
	🚽 11:32am Webhamster Henry: ^^^WebPackRat Henry
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: Dorothy needs a card that tells folks that she has explosive bloody stools so she can rush to use the facilities lickety-split without protest.
	11:32am Andy: Oh this is really gross
	11:32am BB’s palace: Is diarrhea lady real?
	🚽 11:32am Handy Haversack: Mm!
	11:33am egould: “Poop in the bed?!?” Repeated over an EDM beat for 3 minutes. Boom! Remixed.
	11:33am Chris Hiatt: Yeah I hate it when that happens.
	11:33am dave wuz here: total wisconsin
	11:33am Wind: yes REAL lady...her name's Dorothy!
	11:33am ?: Dialectic
	11:33am McGroovey: Oh, yeah, I think I had a cool outgoing message that I made on a 4-track
	11:33am hollow: you're an awful man for playing this lol Happy Thanksgiving
	11:34am morphe': If my mother was alive and I did my banking/chores visit and put on FMU my mother would say, as she always did with Jones and X-Ray "...WHAT ARE YA LISTENEN TO???????"
	11:34am Wind: oh wow....I hope she's ok!!
	11:34am FₒFₒ (: BB-s palace , Diarrhea lady is not real. She's just a figment of our intestines.
	🚽 11:34am HyperDose: @FₒFₒ Unfortunate but not surprising. Had to further upgrade my edc after that last subway shooting in NY. Stay strapped, folks. @McGroovey Remember when answering machines were as simple as "you know what to do, so just do it!"
	11:34am ?: Diaspora Lady
	11:35am Dean: Poetry corner, featuring a reference to diarrhea... Confessional Poem BY MICHAEL ROBBINS You had a woodchuck and an opium ball. The one ate through the furniture, the other sat in its cage depressing me. Now the woodchuck sheds its skin. I have a cow behind the Dollar Bin. You shouldn’t drink diarrhea unless you bring enough for everybody. Turn it into a teaching moment. Asian-American Students for Christ have the room until 2:30. Rumi says no donkey is a virgin, no, nor any beast that bites the grass. Maybe it sounds better in Persian. An unseen force propels the carts across the Whole Foods parking lot. The woodchuck hasn’t been born yet I’d rather keep than you as a pet. You’ll sleep on wood shavings, I’ll comb your pelt. That animal loved you, his captor, whom he hated. I know just how he felt.
	11:35am Carmichael: I have all of my analog media tucked away for retirement, when I will have time to transfer them to digital. Which reminds me, I watched a documentary last night about the creation of the cassette tape (and subsequent player). I learned something.
	11:35am medson: Slow down Dorothy
	11:35am Pax: I feel like I'm some what in da dark. Because I just started to read ken's nazi post and got cut off at wokey pokey, then lights out. Now left wondering what's wokey pokey and the rest ?
	🚽 11:36am David (in London): Pax, the first rule of Wokey Pokey is that you don't talk about Wokey Pokey.
	11:36am McGroovey: I have to try to do my DL remix on my phone, because my laptop is out of order. I accidentally reformatted the hard drive. Here's a tip: don't accidentally reformat your hard drive.
	🚽 11:36am Ken From Hyde Park: I wonder if there's technology that could transform Dorothy's speech into a station ID.
	11:36am Wind: what is that documentary Carmichael?
	11:36am FₒFₒ (: Threemoons, Yes! It seems this World Cup is full of amazing surprises.Next thing you know USA could be the next world champion!
	11:36am ?: Registeration
	11:37am Dean: Even better poem? Plaisir BY STEPHEN DUNN Diarrhea: what nobody likes, though a word the French love to pronounce. They surround it with lips and tongue; it pleases, like saying cellar door does. Once I gave a pair of tweezers to an au pair girl who couldn’t extract a splinter from her foot. It was a pleasure for both of us to see that little thing come out.
	🚽 11:37am CVB from SYR: Is this diarrhea lady still alive because I would like to request her murder if not. She is just about the most annoying person ever heard besides Professor DumDum.
	11:37am bradford: Chill Mildred...
	11:37am queems: what year do we think these are from
	🚽 11:37am HyperDose: Someone please get diarrhea lady a scooter for Christmas
	🚽 11:37am David (in London): FoFo, shall we meet to watch Mexico play? I'll buy you a fried egg.
	11:37am HarktheUmpire: My dog hates her voice
	🚽 11:37am Krys O.: I'm checking a perpetual calendar, queems.
	11:38am Chris Hiatt: Oh yeah the Skipper Pin episode, this is legendary. I'm glad she was feeling better during this one.
	11:38am HarktheUmpire: She's been sighing and rolling her eyes relentlessly
	11:38am ?: Minns beef
	🚽 11:39am Krys O.: It could be 2021 because July 22nd fell on a Thursday.
	11:39am bk845: The Skipper Pins are used in a regatta actually
	11:40am BillyLundun: Loosen up Mildred!
	🚽 11:40am HyperDose: I like to nostalgically believe these calls took place between 91-93
	11:40am ?: The Cask of Aquatennial
	11:40am morphe': An FMU dj (EFD??) recently interviwed a guy who was/is a sound engineer/archivist that was fascinating and had a lot of Reel- to Cassette technology
	11:40am bk845: I think someone has posted this before: www.startribune.com...
	11:40am Pax: Excuse my late off topic post, it takes me.a long time to compose a text, so by the time I'm done the chat has moved far ahead
	11:41am queems: there’a a minneapolis aquatennial skipper pin on ebay right now for $19.99+ shipping
	🚽 11:41am Krys O.: skipper pins go way back: www.ebay.com...
	11:41am morphe': Clay said Ira was filling in for EFD .. or I dreamed that?
	🚽 11:41am bbell: fingers crossed that these listener mixes of Diarrhea Lady and Skipper Pin will be legendary, like Corn Weenie!
	11:41am Dean: FWIW, John Updike wrote a poem about colonoscopy. Scat is a topos.
	11:41am milknpie: Ira at noon.
	11:42am queems: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBffwSLTVY here is a guy who has a nice collection of them
	11:43am Carmichael: @Wind, Cassette: A Documentary Mixtape www.kickstarter.com...
	11:43am McGroovey: www.mnopedia.org...
	🚽 11:43am Krys O.: I'm guessing Dorothy is from Iowa, Idaho, or possibly Utah based on her accent.
	11:43am Dean: Bunch of turkeys in our neighborhood, even on the main drag. They slowly, confidently amble across the busy street, holding up traffic. It's like they're flipping the figurative bird.
	11:43am FₒFₒ (: The skipper pins can also be traced to Seattle, Austin, Indiana.
	11:43am Wind: Thank You, Carmichael:)
	11:44am ?: Imagine if compuiters were like Ouija boards. "Hey, Ouija!"
	11:44am FₒFₒ (: David, Yes! I'd like a fried egg.
	🚽 11:44am Krys O.: Hmmm, now I'm thinking Dorothy is in Minnesota.
	11:44am Wind: Flipping the figurative bird! Ha!
	11:45am McGroovey: If Dorothy was going to a church in Minneapolis, and could barely operate her answering machine, I'll assume she lived in Minneapolis, within a short walk or drive of that church.
	11:45am Dean: Dorothy's in Kansas with her commode Toto, isn't she?
	11:45am ?: The Phantom of the Oprah Winfrey SHow
	🚽 11:46am Krys O.: Minneapolis aquatennial history: historyapolis.com...
	🚽 11:46am Krys O.: Notice: No one calls her Dot.
	11:47am Dean: Dotty
	11:47am FₒFₒ (: Dotty Potty
	🚽 11:47am DjLorraine: Potty Dotty
	11:48am ironybread: Today's sequence of GIFs is strongly suggesting a seance with a turkey is in progress. I'd like to know if the show has successfully contacted a turkey, and if so, which one.
	11:49am FₒFₒ (: That reminds me of the 'Breakin' the potty' song by Das Babylego.
	11:49am iiibeat: Are there Diarrhea Lady samples or recordings posted somewhere?? How can one access the recordings in order to create a remix?
	11:49am morphe': Carmichael -Listener TDK might or should know about that .. I'll FWD
	🚽 11:49am Handy Haversack: There is only one Turkey. And they are grown wroth. Listen to the Voice of the Egg and repent before it's too late -- which is tomorrow!
	11:49am Wind: Yes two turkeys were contacted by Biden ironybread but they refused to talk!
	11:49am FₒFₒ (: iiibeat, https://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2022/The_Complete_Diarrhea_Lady.zip
	11:50am queems: potty dotty was a doll you could buy in the 90s
	🚽 11:50am Ken From Hyde Park: Honky-tonk Becky should be pleased. Spain whupping Costa Rica at halftime.
	11:50am Dean: Look up-screen, just below the GIF of marching turkeys.
	11:51am Chris Hiatt: Wow this totally works, these two together.
	11:51am Ryansterlingvirtue: my mom had a tape of this song. just this song, over and over and over again.
	🚽 11:51am HyperDose: I agree. This is bizarrely palatable
	11:52am Pax: David(iL)@11:36 - guess it doesn't much matter now. Wokey Pokey Smokey Pokey, it's dead and buried. Thanks anyway.
	11:52am Wind: oh no! Ken's time's almost up...see y'all next week. It will be fun with Dorothy or at least arousing in the most non-sexual sense of the word!!! Byeeeee
	11:53am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken, Happy Thanksgiving!
	11:53am Michael in Montclair: That was a beautiful Barry-Whitney mashup. It perfectly fits the holiday season vibe.
	11:54am Juli: 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Been watching Hulu Documentaries and Chippendales
	🚽 11:54am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken!
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! And I liked the part where you ate time. That's above and beyond. Wishing you all survival and peace for National Psychopathy Festival, Freefomers! Keep your heads down!
	11:54am Chris Hiatt: I guess if ya gotta get waterboarding, molten cheese could be worse. Mmm, molten cheese...
	🚽 11:55am Rich in Washington: The Swiss Army had no chance. All they had were these corkscrews and tiny, useless tweezers.
	11:55am Michael in Montclair: Of all of the ways that I could possibly have ruined my Thanksgiving dinner appetite on Thanksgiving Eve, I never thought I would do so by listening to today's show. Thank you for keeping my diet in check Ken!
	🚽 11:55am HyperDose: Thanks you, Жеи!
	11:55am FₒFₒ (: Ken From HP, Yes, there's a technology that can take a small voice sample and turn it into any audio phrase. This voice generator is from Amazon but I haven't tested it nor heard it in action.
	11:55am ?: Schwiesse!
	🚽 11:55am Ken From Hyde Park: Wunderschnapps, even! Thanks, -жеи.
	🚽 11:55am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @HH in that vein, one of the video games I am invested in has a Thanksgiving special event involving...a giant turkey that lays huge exploding eggs, runs people over, and shoots lasers out of its eyes. REALLY. BEHOLD TURKULON. www.newworld.com...
	11:56am mariano: Thank you, Ken, great to hang witchall!
	11:56am Chris Hiatt: This show has been epic. Good radio. Thanks, Station Manager Ken.
	11:56am sydnius: Ich findest das nicht so güt
	11:56am ?: Nacht knees
	11:56am morphe': The trailer looks super crazy funny...
	🚽 11:56am Webhamster Henry: Funny thing is, it's not in Schwietzer Düüütsch!
	🚽 11:56am Krys O.: Harry Lime said that after 500 years of democracy, the only thing the Swiss had to show for it was the cuckoo clock.
	11:56am Elena: Thank you Ken!
	11:56am Pax: queems@11:50 - funny
	11:56am Wind: Eric show...missed the German stuff though. More German stuff next time please
	11:57am jody p: mad heidi remix contest?
	11:57am JetBoy of Astoria: Great show Ken!
	11:57am Wind: Eric!!! Not Eric EPIC
	11:57am sydnius: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
	🚽 11:57am Handy Haversack: Kind of loses the spirit of Mark Hurst's original.
	🚽 11:57am Webhamster Henry: No reason Mad Heidi can't get put in the Diarrhemix...
	11:57am Annette: Thank you Ken
	11:58am morphe': Thanks Ken and all - except the Nazi posting VOLK ..
	11:58am Wind: I LOVE THIS ONE!
	🚽 11:58am bbell: Harry Lime was a bit of a cynic, but I think the Swiss just want you to think all they have to show is a cuckoo clock, who knows what they hide in their mountains
	11:58am Wind: wait someone post the movie's name that we are supposed to watch for homework
	11:59am radioronan: Thanks Ken!! Cheers y'all!
	11:59am ironybread: Turkeys: "We're still upset about Richard Dreyfuss slagging us in Close Encounters."
	11:59am timinoak: Ken! have a good thanksgiving. I'm grateful for your station.
	11:59am sydnius: 39 steps
	🚽 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, FₒFₒ. I had a hunch.
	11:59am Wind: I am also grateful for wfmu!
	11:59am FₒFₒ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show as usual. Take care people, loosen up and remember: Do NOT mess with Ken's dump button!
	12:00pm N'Lo: Demented show for a demented day! Thanks? Ken.
	🚽 12:00pm Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks Ken!
	12:00pm JetBoy of Astoria: Movie is Mad Heidi - get to work!
	12:00pm Wind: Thanks JetBoy
	🚽 12:00pm Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta la proxima, FₒFₒ!
	12:01pm Michael in Montclair: I enjoyed today's show. Thanks Ken and take care everyone!
	🚽 12:01pm Rich in Washington: Danke, Herr Ken!
	12:01pm FₒFₒ (: Adios, Handy! Que el Huevo te acompañe!
	12:01pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Playing the gabbagu?

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