WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 28, 2023

Listener comments!
	6:00pm Steiner: Greetings from hell
	6:01pm dug: greetings fellow sufferer
	🚂 6:02pm PMD: please click the pen
	6:02pm dale: doesn't andy replace your sorrow with anger?
	6:02pm Steiner: no one said I was suffering 🔥
	6:04pm storm brewing: Edgy. Very. Nixon was a great writer.
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Ken! Hi ghostly voice of someone I don't see!
	🚂 6:05pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:05 Hi Will! Hi Delayers!
	6:06pm Roberto: It could be a non-binary person.
	6:06pm ?: Marry, f*ck, kill (Carter, Nixon, Reagan) (too late joke)
	🚂 6:06pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Matt!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Nadia is correct - none of us win! No one on this show, anyway! 😀
	6:08pm dale: nadia knows the futility of existence.
	6:08pm G: Got ghosted by an 18-month gf in 2005. Ended up with someone far better. :)
	6:08pm Marie in Queens: Ken knows about bears
	6:09pm yippie: camp isabella freedman has bears actually
	6:11pm dale: girlfriend and boyfriend ghosting is par for the course. wanna hear someone call in with a tale of their mother ghosting them. or their psychiatrist.
	🚂 6:11pm Bobby: I tuned in just in time to hear that a 9 year old girl will be a woman soon?
	6:12pm Bob Barth: whew... here... what did i miss?
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: Ghosters vs. Ghosted, on Seven Second Delay.
	6:14pm Bob Barth: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:13 love it
	6:14pm Hunterian: Next bet should be non-regular caller vs. irregular caller
	🚂 6:15pm Bobby: I looked into my heart and was relieved to find none of the people I have ghosted
	6:16pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: My husband gives blood and they give you cookies! They won't take my blood any more because of my cruddy veins.
	6:16pm G: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:13 Cage match
	6:17pm PigeonsAndRust: Maybe Ken and Andy should give blood for a future show
	6:17pm dale: ↳ PigeonsAndRust @6:17 ....or sperm
	6:17pm Bob Barth: Todays show has WAY too much sperm.
	6:17pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Sweet Corn Lizzie @6:16 Jeez, it takes me about 30 seconds to give blood. The phlebotomist always tells me never to get into a car accident.
	6:17pm dale: i mean who doesn't want comedy writer children?
	6:18pm Bob Barth: ↳ dale @6:17 my parents
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: Damn his leg is noisy tonight
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:17 Sure, if you want neurotic children who will NEVER stop needing your financial support!!
	6:19pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:17 That's how my husband is. He does the double platelet donations. Plus he's the universal donor blood type (I forget which one) so occasionally they call him to donate because for some specific patient. Pretty cool until that car accident...
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: I bet Lorne Michaels has ghosted him
	🚂 6:19pm PMD: Everyone has their limit
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ G @6:16 Make sure they set up a UStream video first!
	6:20pm G: Andy using the airwaves for ex-manager revenge!
	6:22pm Bob Barth: reply by phone they'll freak out, no one knows how to talk on the phone anymore
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: "Dainty Guy Wearing a Gingham Dress", good name for an album.
	6:25pm Les: 1983!
	6:25pm Bob Barth: you're gonna Scrooge McDuck!
	6:31pm G: Your regular caller is a troublemaker lol
	🚂 6:31pm PMD: Can Ken
	6:33pm yippie: i knew a girl for 12 years, and then i slept with her for the first time in june 2020. after that she ghosted me, but she texted me a year later to ask about a band i played for her once called Almighty Opp.
	6:33pm G: ↳ yippie @6:33 How was the sex for her? Asking for a friend.
	6:34pm common: wow! andy
	6:34pm P-90: That was Andy’s most dramatic performance ever
	🚂 6:34pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Andy is not funny. Getting burnt is horrible.
	6:35pm Patty D: What if it’s a clown that was burnt?
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ P-90 @6:34 His most convincing performance ever!
	6:36pm yippie: she loved it, but she was close friends with one of my exes.
	6:36pm beej: ↳ Patty D @6:35 Better yet - a mime!
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: "Don't Ghost Me Sweetheart" - Barbershop Tunes for the 21st Century, Vol. 8.
	🚂 6:39pm I.M.Pufnstuf: ↳ beej @6:36 Or a bad radio show host
	6:39pm dale: ↳ yippie @6:33 i thought andy would have a cornhole court.
	🚂 6:40pm PMD: Is hanging up ghosting?
	6:40pm G: Pickleball, for nonathletes in midlife crisis.
	6:41pm Sam: No Pam, please don’t ghost them!
	6:42pm ?: Invest in facilities that treat pickleball injuries: https://fortune.com/well/2023/06/27/pickleball-injuries-may-cost-americans-nearly-400-million-this-year/
	6:43pm Sam: It’s only a gambling problem if you lose
	🚂 6:44pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Andy drinks and gambles. No problem.
	6:44pm G: ↳ Sam @6:43 Gambling only pays when you’re winning
	6:44pm common: the winking joke! andy is on fire this eve
	🚂 6:45pm I.M.Pufnstuf: I was ghosted by Caspar. But it's OK. He was friendly.
	6:45pm dale: ken, aren't you growing your pot inside with grow lights?
	6:45pm G: “Seeds”
	6:46pm geo in jc: Oh no, Ken! Did the seeds I gave you die as well?
	6:47pm Sam: He faked his own death to avoid paying WFMU
	6:47pm PigeonsAndRust: Maybe he wrote it on the envelope and then shot himself
	6:48pm Sam: You’re both wrong, Elvis works at the Wawa.
	6:49pm yippie: i worked at wawa
	6:49pm PigeonsAndRust: I've never been to either of the Disney Worlds. How many of youse have been?
	🚂 6:49pm PMD: OMG the twirling teacup ride - a horror.
	6:49pm G: Does Disney have a trans ride now?
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: Mystery - better get Monk on it. (Joe Sixpack WAS alive, but WAS NOT ghosting - an intermediary wanted him off the WFMU list, while Joe believes he is still on it, and sends donations which are intercepted by the intermediary! Or, Joe Sixpack has simply had enough...)
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: ↳ Sam @6:41 We shall see
	6:50pm Sam: Do they still have the Batman ride at great adventure?
	6:50pm dale: i'd like to go on the hayley mills ride.
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:50 But WHICH one?? (#oldreference)
	6:51pm PigeonsAndRust: Damn, if I ever go to Disney world I'm going to say I lost my glasses and see if I can get a nicer pair
	🚂 6:51pm I.M.Pufnstuf: It's a Small World. This show feels like that ride. Slow, bad mechanical children speaking and singing poorly, and you get soaked at the end.
	6:51pm Sam: When you meet up with the person in hell the ghosting is over
	🚂 6:52pm PMD: It's like spelling Mississippi. You don't know when it stops. OK that made me laugh.
	6:52pm G: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:49 I bet FMU gets temporary or permanent nonrenewals every year from people claiming unemployment, straitened circumstances, medical problems, etc. Joe Sixpack decided to go one better.
	6:53pm Sam: Isn’t it a crime to profit off a co-host’s stupidity?
	6:53pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50 also the patty and cathy conundrum.
	6:55pm Roberto: Unclean Andy
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: More like Andy passes off 18 year old zingers as new!!
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, guys! 👻
	6:56pm anne: anybody ever play squash?
	6:56pm Sam: The sport of burger kings
	6:57pm Roberto: What I find is when I work somewhere for a while I tend to get attached to my coworkers (the ones I like, anyway). When my term with the company ends, some stay friends, and some ghost. I try not to take it personally.
	6:58pm ?: Bet on Andy's heart attack date while he plays pickleball
	6:58pm G: Andy is so jaded only risking money on bets gets his engine going.
	6:59pm Les: Thanks, gentlemen!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ G @6:52 Whether clumsy or apathetic, he's not explaining himself - just wants to get out!
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Watch Andy play Pickleball with real pickles.
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Well time to ghost this show...until next time! Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good evening everyone!
	7:00pm G: Andy already has years of practice with the pickle and balls in the Masturbatorium.
	🚂 7:01pm Will thee Sound Guy: thank you Andy, Ken, and alll!!!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 28, 2023

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Listener comments!
	6:00pm Steiner: Greetings from hell
	6:01pm dug: greetings fellow sufferer
	🚂 6:02pm PMD: please click the pen
	6:02pm dale: doesn't andy replace your sorrow with anger?
	6:02pm Steiner: no one said I was suffering 🔥
	6:04pm storm brewing: Edgy. Very. Nixon was a great writer.
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Ken! Hi ghostly voice of someone I don't see!
	🚂 6:05pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:05 Hi Will! Hi Delayers!
	6:06pm Roberto: It could be a non-binary person.
	6:06pm ?: Marry, f*ck, kill (Carter, Nixon, Reagan) (too late joke)
	🚂 6:06pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Matt!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Nadia is correct - none of us win! No one on this show, anyway! 😀
	6:08pm dale: nadia knows the futility of existence.
	6:08pm G: Got ghosted by an 18-month gf in 2005. Ended up with someone far better. :)
	6:08pm Marie in Queens: Ken knows about bears
	6:09pm yippie: camp isabella freedman has bears actually
	6:11pm dale: girlfriend and boyfriend ghosting is par for the course. wanna hear someone call in with a tale of their mother ghosting them. or their psychiatrist.
	🚂 6:11pm Bobby: I tuned in just in time to hear that a 9 year old girl will be a woman soon?
	6:12pm Bob Barth: whew... here... what did i miss?
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: Ghosters vs. Ghosted, on Seven Second Delay.
	6:14pm Bob Barth: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:13 love it
	6:14pm Hunterian: Next bet should be non-regular caller vs. irregular caller
	🚂 6:15pm Bobby: I looked into my heart and was relieved to find none of the people I have ghosted
	6:16pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: My husband gives blood and they give you cookies! They won't take my blood any more because of my cruddy veins.
	6:16pm G: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:13 Cage match
	6:17pm PigeonsAndRust: Maybe Ken and Andy should give blood for a future show
	6:17pm dale: ↳ PigeonsAndRust @6:17 ....or sperm
	6:17pm Bob Barth: Todays show has WAY too much sperm.
	6:17pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Sweet Corn Lizzie @6:16 Jeez, it takes me about 30 seconds to give blood. The phlebotomist always tells me never to get into a car accident.
	6:17pm dale: i mean who doesn't want comedy writer children?
	6:18pm Bob Barth: ↳ dale @6:17 my parents
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: Damn his leg is noisy tonight
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:17 Sure, if you want neurotic children who will NEVER stop needing your financial support!!
	6:19pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:17 That's how my husband is. He does the double platelet donations. Plus he's the universal donor blood type (I forget which one) so occasionally they call him to donate because for some specific patient. Pretty cool until that car accident...
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: I bet Lorne Michaels has ghosted him
	🚂 6:19pm PMD: Everyone has their limit
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ G @6:16 Make sure they set up a UStream video first!
	6:20pm G: Andy using the airwaves for ex-manager revenge!
	6:22pm Bob Barth: reply by phone they'll freak out, no one knows how to talk on the phone anymore
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: "Dainty Guy Wearing a Gingham Dress", good name for an album.
	6:25pm Les: 1983!
	6:25pm Bob Barth: you're gonna Scrooge McDuck!
	6:31pm G: Your regular caller is a troublemaker lol
	🚂 6:31pm PMD: Can Ken
	6:33pm yippie: i knew a girl for 12 years, and then i slept with her for the first time in june 2020. after that she ghosted me, but she texted me a year later to ask about a band i played for her once called Almighty Opp.
	6:33pm G: ↳ yippie @6:33 How was the sex for her? Asking for a friend.
	6:34pm common: wow! andy
	6:34pm P-90: That was Andy’s most dramatic performance ever
	🚂 6:34pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Andy is not funny. Getting burnt is horrible.
	6:35pm Patty D: What if it’s a clown that was burnt?
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ P-90 @6:34 His most convincing performance ever!
	6:36pm yippie: she loved it, but she was close friends with one of my exes.
	6:36pm beej: ↳ Patty D @6:35 Better yet - a mime!
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: "Don't Ghost Me Sweetheart" - Barbershop Tunes for the 21st Century, Vol. 8.
	🚂 6:39pm I.M.Pufnstuf: ↳ beej @6:36 Or a bad radio show host
	6:39pm dale: ↳ yippie @6:33 i thought andy would have a cornhole court.
	🚂 6:40pm PMD: Is hanging up ghosting?
	6:40pm G: Pickleball, for nonathletes in midlife crisis.
	6:41pm Sam: No Pam, please don’t ghost them!
	6:42pm ?: Invest in facilities that treat pickleball injuries: https://fortune.com/well/2023/06/27/pickleball-injuries-may-cost-americans-nearly-400-million-this-year/
	6:43pm Sam: It’s only a gambling problem if you lose
	🚂 6:44pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Andy drinks and gambles. No problem.
	6:44pm G: ↳ Sam @6:43 Gambling only pays when you’re winning
	6:44pm common: the winking joke! andy is on fire this eve
	🚂 6:45pm I.M.Pufnstuf: I was ghosted by Caspar. But it's OK. He was friendly.
	6:45pm dale: ken, aren't you growing your pot inside with grow lights?
	6:45pm G: “Seeds”
	6:46pm geo in jc: Oh no, Ken! Did the seeds I gave you die as well?
	6:47pm Sam: He faked his own death to avoid paying WFMU
	6:47pm PigeonsAndRust: Maybe he wrote it on the envelope and then shot himself
	6:48pm Sam: You’re both wrong, Elvis works at the Wawa.
	6:49pm yippie: i worked at wawa
	6:49pm PigeonsAndRust: I've never been to either of the Disney Worlds. How many of youse have been?
	🚂 6:49pm PMD: OMG the twirling teacup ride - a horror.
	6:49pm G: Does Disney have a trans ride now?
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: Mystery - better get Monk on it. (Joe Sixpack WAS alive, but WAS NOT ghosting - an intermediary wanted him off the WFMU list, while Joe believes he is still on it, and sends donations which are intercepted by the intermediary! Or, Joe Sixpack has simply had enough...)
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: ↳ Sam @6:41 We shall see
	6:50pm Sam: Do they still have the Batman ride at great adventure?
	6:50pm dale: i'd like to go on the hayley mills ride.
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:50 But WHICH one?? (#oldreference)
	6:51pm PigeonsAndRust: Damn, if I ever go to Disney world I'm going to say I lost my glasses and see if I can get a nicer pair
	🚂 6:51pm I.M.Pufnstuf: It's a Small World. This show feels like that ride. Slow, bad mechanical children speaking and singing poorly, and you get soaked at the end.
	6:51pm Sam: When you meet up with the person in hell the ghosting is over
	🚂 6:52pm PMD: It's like spelling Mississippi. You don't know when it stops. OK that made me laugh.
	6:52pm G: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:49 I bet FMU gets temporary or permanent nonrenewals every year from people claiming unemployment, straitened circumstances, medical problems, etc. Joe Sixpack decided to go one better.
	6:53pm Sam: Isn’t it a crime to profit off a co-host’s stupidity?
	6:53pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50 also the patty and cathy conundrum.
	6:55pm Roberto: Unclean Andy
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: More like Andy passes off 18 year old zingers as new!!
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, guys! 👻
	6:56pm anne: anybody ever play squash?
	6:56pm Sam: The sport of burger kings
	6:57pm Roberto: What I find is when I work somewhere for a while I tend to get attached to my coworkers (the ones I like, anyway). When my term with the company ends, some stay friends, and some ghost. I try not to take it personally.
	6:58pm ?: Bet on Andy's heart attack date while he plays pickleball
	6:58pm G: Andy is so jaded only risking money on bets gets his engine going.
	6:59pm Les: Thanks, gentlemen!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ G @6:52 Whether clumsy or apathetic, he's not explaining himself - just wants to get out!
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Watch Andy play Pickleball with real pickles.
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Well time to ghost this show...until next time! Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good evening everyone!
	7:00pm G: Andy already has years of practice with the pickle and balls in the Masturbatorium.
	🚂 7:01pm Will thee Sound Guy: thank you Andy, Ken, and alll!!!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 28, 2023

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Listener comments!

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