Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from July 26, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
Sam:

That story had something for everyone!
  6:01pm
Beulah Fongula:

DON'T DO THE MARSHMALLOW THING! Stay alive!
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Clincher16":

Wow, those seven seconds come really fast!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
G:

Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow.
  6:02pm
Sam:

How about Andy tells boring stories about celebrities with his mouth full of marshmallows
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
dale:

hello men of class and breeding.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
G:

Andy should update us on the writers strike.
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PMD:

I'm not sure if I should call early when I can understand their reponses, or later
  6:05pm
Sam:

Keep an eye on Big Daddy, Matt!
  6:05pm
Listener Robert:

↳ Sam @6:02
Yes. Any subject but their parents. Their children may listen to this program and hearing their grandparents spoken of in a goofed-up way would be mean.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
PaulRobeson1923:

Um hello
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sydnius:

big DADDY
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PMD:

why a referee? why not an emt?
  6:05pm
yippie:

just keep a strong vacuum cleaner nearby in case you start choking on the marshmallows (so you can suck them out of your throat)
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G:

People who died, died
  6:06pm
Sam:

↳ PMD @6:05
Or an appraiser?
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PMD:

At least two people have died of suffocation by choking on marshmallows.
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PMD:

According to Wikipedia
  6:06pm
Sam:

Shoving them in your mouth is very dangerous. There are safer places to shove them.
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PMD:

↳ Sam @6:06
True
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Matt from Springfield:

Chubby Bunny, isn't that more of a 2000s "moral panic" to do?

Hr Kmnuhdy!
  6:07pm
Sam:

↳ PMD @6:06
About to double that number
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dale:

a teaspoon of marshmellow fluff would be saner.
Avatar 6:08pm
HyperDose:

Andy slammed down that 5 like he meant it
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LW Rhino:

MORE Stashu and LESS Andy and Ken !
  6:08pm
Sam:

I declare this a bad show already
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Matt from Springfield:

I met Andy in person on the Pirate Cruise! He has great stories to tell, and is quite personable!
(The radio adds 10 pounds of cynicism, after all.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
sydnius:

if you swallow gum an alien comes out of your stomach!
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PMD:

Whacking is good
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ sydnius @6:09
Not aliens, just spiders (if I've got my moral panics correct).
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PaulRobeson1923:

Um yeah
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common:

oh boy
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dale:

port jervis isn't just hicks anymore.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
PMD:

↳ Sam @6:08
oh Sa, Go eat a marshmallow. You'll feel nicer.
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Jim the Poet:

This is *great* radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

doesn't that person have to become your butler after that?
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Matt from Springfield:

Someone Saved Me From Marshmallows Tonight
  6:12pm
Retinox:

Whacking is contraindicated
  6:12pm
yippie:

this would be a good occasion to use kosher marshmallows
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:11
I'd rather they be my vassal knight or samurai, someone to "return the favor" when things get tough.
  6:13pm
beej:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08
Yep, poor Andy was left bereft when Ken got stranded in the tunnel...
  6:15pm
Beulah Fongula:

I was told by a doctor that when doing the Heimlich maneuver you can easily breai bones on the victim.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

Well at least Ken took my suggestion to save the station money by only hiring office hooker LuAnn for one day every week.
  6:15pm
Beulah Fongula:

"break"
  6:16pm
dday:

My late Mom used to mispronounce words all the time...like Norm Crosby although in her case it wasn't an act.

One day she started telling me how a friend of hers did "the Heineken Maneuver" on someone & saved his life
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
sydnius:

Reverse cowgirl? That’s how you Brett Favre
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ beej @6:13
*Supposedly* "car trouble" - but no matter, I'll meet Ken in person one of these days! :)
  6:16pm
Larry David:

With that level of mouth skills you'd think Andy would have gone further in Hollywood.
  6:17pm
Retinox:

Gotta watch more House MD
  6:17pm
Listener Robert:

I was sitting across from Drew U. Prof. Roger Wescott when he needed Heimlich. I couldn't get around to that side of the long table in the restaurant, so another friend administered it.
  6:17pm
Beulah Fongula:

Keep TAWKIN about doing it and eventually NOT do it!
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dale:

↳ Beulah Fongula @6:15
supposed to grasp UNDER the ribcage.
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tom tom the pipers son:

sort of on topic... t have a growth in my esophagus called a schatski's ring which makes it hard the swallow a first bite of food, if i don't throw it up, everythuing's fine, but it means enduring a bit of pain in my chest. getting it taken care of nevt week. anybody ever heard about this ailment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:18
Nonetheless it is a possibility, esp. if people don't perform the Maneuver regularly. There are laws that protect people performing the Heimlich and CPR in good faith from liability for injuries during the process.
  6:20pm
dday:

Someone once did the Heimlich on me at a friends BBQ party.

He had a pulled pork food truck at the party & I grabbed a snadwich.

There was a piece of butchers string that was in the roll that got wrapped around my uvula & I started choking.

Another party goer saw my distress & came over & did the Heimlich on me & the string & food came flying out.

Unfortunately my uvula was stretched out to where it laid on the back of my tongue for sveral months.

That was weird.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @6:19
Wow, no I haven't. How long has this gone on, how are you feeling now?
  6:20pm
wind:

Andy you’re still a punk
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PMD:

Andy's making me cry
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Mister Dobalina:

LSD
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Matt from Springfield:

Quality Jewish put-down there ;)
  6:21pm
chresti:

Outliers and drug addicts! My people!
  6:22pm
dday:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @6:19
Wow! That's wild.
Best of luck on the surgery & a speedy recovery
  6:22pm
morphe':

↳ tom tom the pipers son @6:19
Yes TTTPiper... the choking
only happens to me now with shellfish?? Sever and unable to eat ... severe chest pain..

I am 62 Y/O..
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dday @6:20
Fortunate outcome, "Warner Bros." ending notwithstanding.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
PMD:

Don 't laugh or you will die
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sydnius:

rage rage against the dying of the light
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dale:

ken, you're lucky your mom died. mine lived but she was a whore.
  6:23pm
morphe':

What is all the chewing on air = Challah bread with no milk and honey...
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PMD:

Photo please!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ PMD @6:23
That's the "chicken" aspect of this, makes it more tense!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08
Damn, Matt, I wish I'd known to look out for you. We're not great company right now, but it would have been nice to meet in person.
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tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:20
i'm fine, it only affects me taking first bite of food, usually, never heard of it before i was diagnosed. how long has it gone on? i'm ashamed to say...
  6:24pm
chresti:

You guys sound baked!
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Ciggy:

Stop laughing guys
  6:24pm
Beulah Fongula:

Andy's a creep enuf to pretend to die on the air. So don't do it Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Hunterian:

Andy won't make it till 6:30…
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tom tom the pipers son:

↳ dday @6:22
thanks, just endoscopic...in and out
  6:26pm
chresti:

Both my parents are at their favorite bar in the sky
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:23
I wondered if you and K8 might be there! I was circulating around all decks and prepared to chat with you (and others, some of whom I found and some I didn't, and others I was surprised to meet! And others I met for the first time!) But I'll keep my Eagle Scott eyes out for you next time I'm at a FMU event! :)
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tom tom the pipers son:

↳ morphe' @6:22
oh, so you've heard about it, wonder about the shelfish though, why that is... sounds like you should have it looked at
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Hunterian:

Please oh please tell me there are photos of this…
  6:29pm
chresti:

Don’t choke on the marshmellows!
  6:29pm
Retinox:

Air audio is clipping!
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PMD:

Ken made a funny!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
sydnius:

the customer comes 1st
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Hunterian:

"Wednesday comes in on Friday" might be Ken's best zinger ever
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Bob Barth:

3rd Base!!!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26
I think I was the only one wearing Ken's "Trust us. It's Music." shirt from last year. I'd assumed we'd all be wearing it. Also, I had a marine radio with me because if there's ever a crowd it might impress, it was that one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

Heimlich not about sex? For you, maybe...
  6:31pm
wind:

I’m listening 🤣
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Will thee Sound Guy:

I'm listening mowing the lawn
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nortonjutland:

round 2...
  6:31pm
Triple G:

All the regular and irregular callers are listening
Avatar 6:31pm
Bob Barth:

Listening and taking notes!! You know for the trial.
  6:32pm
pared:

Eat, eat, eat ‘em!!!
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Matt from Springfield:

:blush: 😊
I love you Andy! Go to Hell!
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PMD:

Matt try!!!
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DjLorraine:

I'm listening
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Will thee Sound Guy:

It's Andy's mic that clips on loud plosives
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Bob Barth:

Andy - You've gotta stop watching little girls on YouTube.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Hugh:

My cats are listening. they love the show.
  6:33pm
Listener Robert:

Are you using the soft ones that come in bags now? Or the old fashioned kind that were slightly crusty and came on a tray?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Ben in Long Melford, UK:

I'm listening! One every three minutes sounds totally doable. Do it, Matt! I believe in your oral capacity! I'll donate an extra $20 Garbage Time in the Hellraiser.
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PMD:

What cruise?
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tom tom the pipers son:

actually loved the passover marshmellows covered w/ toasted coconut
  6:35pm
Retinox:

Is there a standard regulation size competition Marshmallow?
  6:35pm
wind:

Yea what cruise?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Oh man I wanted to go to the cruise... Had to work a show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:30
I'll see if I got you in any crowd photos! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

i've gone to a junkyard to buy spares for my vehicles.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ PMD @6:34
WFMU Pirate Cruise was this weekend. A party boat around lower Manhattan for three hours as a reward for a level of donating during Marathon. Michele put it together and made a great day.
  6:35pm
Sam:

Nobody in Japan needs a spare tire. If you get a flat you just get on a train.
  6:35pm
morphe':

↳ tom tom the pipers son @6:27
TTP .. do not recognize the name of the syndrome but I have for say 4-5 years ( I am 62) have had the horrible experience ... unable to swallow .. running to the bathroom or the street as the food is lodged ... only in Restaurants as I am vegetarian at home = shellfish or meats???

But no toxic reaction to shellfish or meats???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @6:34
Mmm, sounds similar to macaroons!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
sydnius:

AAA? Screw that anti cannibis gaggle of auditors.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Handy Haversack:

Technically, the Ken-to-Andy ratio we had on that boat is illegal in domestic territorial waters.
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PMD:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:35
Oh how nice!
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Bobby:

40th quadrant is some next level shit
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PMD:

If you mosey a lot you can't be talked to easily .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

But hats off to Ken (and Michele!) for planning it! It was a fun cruise!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Ben in Long Melford, UK:

Running out of time, Matt! One marshmallow a minute gets $20 to Garbage Time in the Hellraiser!
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dale:

tire rack can sell you a tire possibly mounted on a rim and deliver to your door. just be sure to buy a jack and lug wrench too.
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Bob Barth:

Can I come next year? Rock out with my Yacht out.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

What day are you planning on for next year's cruise... I've gotta not book a sound gig for that day....
  6:42pm
pared:

In a radio station
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PMD:

Ooo that's a good show. How do you want to die?
  6:42pm
Retinox:

Needs more marshmallows...
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PaulRobeson1923:

Sick
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tom tom the pipers son:

↳ morphe' @6:35
for me the food becomes lodged only once in a while, usually it goes down with a little bit of coughing,i'm overweight which is a common pre condition for the ailment, sounds like a schatski's ring is what you have....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
PaulRobeson1923:

Yer SICK Andy
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Hunterian:

MOAR MARSHMALLOWS
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tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:36
yeah, and there's the jelly rings too
  6:43pm
dday:

Light'em up
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Matt from Springfield:

Re-ignited and it feels so burny...
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PMD:

Talk about pickleball courts! And how many places consider them a nuisance.
  6:44pm
honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Wow this is great radio.
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Matt from Springfield:

DEAR GOD is that annoying!!!

Do the whole hour with the kazoo! 😉 Like a listener chicken round, how long can we last!!
Avatar 6:45pm
Bob Barth:

We know how Andy dies. Accidental kazoo inhale.
  6:45pm
Retinox:

1 kazoo every minute !
  6:45pm
dday:

The Great Kazoo
  6:45pm
morphe':

Was Told by a close associate that Robert Wyatt's accident occurred as he hung from a balcony while being "caught" in a compromising situation by his partner.. No malice intended in that tale...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Matt from Springfield:

Wow, it'll be like another Cub Scouts show here! Bring 'em in!
  6:47pm
chresti:

Marriage is like a camping trip where the pilot for the propane tank of your stove needs reignited once in awhile
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PMD:

what if it's really cold water?
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Matt from Springfield:

"No, I said I know how to 'dread' water!!"
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Bob Barth:

That stupid idiot Jack should have known that move. Instead the dummy drowns because his selfish girlfriend was hogging the door.
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Bobby:

THE BIG DADDY
  6:50pm
dday:

Gotta say, I've never heard of this "chubby bunny" thing until tonight.

Is it borne of some college highjinks or TickTok idiocy or????
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

Success for our own Matty Warwick!
  6:50pm
roc:

Im listening.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Andy's not wrong... Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
LW Rhino:

First person shooter game !!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
full_english_breakfast:

lol loved hearing that from matt this morning
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dday @6:50
It long pre-dates TikTok and social media.
  6:51pm
morphe':

WFMU => Andy Breckman => Tom Scharpling => Matty Warwick => THE MAGIC FACTORY>>[some others too] => The Magic Factory..
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Bob Barth:

I'm available to play Big Daddy. I've started training for it.
  6:52pm
dday:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:51
Guess I've been too busy living a life to notice :)
  6:52pm
Big Daddy:

Anyone know the Heimlich?
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Vanessa bikes:

I'm sorry Matt, you are so fired! But, if not, that's so cool!
  6:53pm
dday:

↳ Big Daddy @6:52
I know his cousin
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I've never played BioShock, but 0.) Hal Robins, a very good cartoonist, has done voice work for the series and 1.) it makes fun of Ayn Rand's 'Objectivism', a crank philosophy based entirely on her subjective ontology, epistemology, likes, dislikes, and which kind of men got her hot.
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dale:

andy had stashu over to the masturbatorium? did he call her stasha the whole night and she didn't correct him?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Matt from Springfield:

The FCC requires full public disclosure of all Replicant personalities on U.S. radio stations.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
sydnius:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:55
🚫👽
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PaulRobeson1923:

The NY times gave up on covering Prisons
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Matt from Springfield:

7SD: Killers of the Metropolitan Diary!! 😈
  6:57pm
dday:

Pickleball is the basis for the Biden impeachment crowd in Congress
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tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:57
one can hope
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ sydnius @6:56
Checked off, thanks...
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HyperDose:

Thanks, boys. Don't worry about dead parents. We'll all be dead soon enough!
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PaulRobeson1923:

Puppets can have rectums too
  6:58pm
yippie:

puppet shows can have a lot of poetry and music and singing
  6:58pm
dday:

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:58
That's where your hand goes up
  6:58pm
morphe':

https://wfmu.org/puppet/
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Matt from Springfield:

Puppet Slam, would love to see pics from that event.

THANKS for the fun chat and games and calls! Have a good night, everyone!
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PaulRobeson1923:

inside you. Always
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Be Now Homeboy:

If you play pickle ball you def have time on your hands.
  7:00pm
Sam:

Shouldn’t have told people it’s puppets.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy, Ken, and Matt W!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:06pm
G:

Pickleball: make-believe athletics for welloff people in full midlife crisis
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