Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 27, 2024 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting March 27, 2024: Do You Lie To Your Therapist?

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Handy Haversack:

I'm afraid our hour is up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
newton:

How does that make you feel?
Avatar 6:05pm
HyperDose:

mhm...mhm *writes on pad*
  6:06pm
morphe':

Down to => over to the Masturbatorium and then Old Age mini tennis ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

Rainy and damp today - first we soak Andy, now I'm the one who's soaked..

HI Ken & Andy & restless & restful legs!
  6:07pm
beej:

Maybe he can put some Ambien in his socks...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
swivs:

In this episode, Andy tries to get cancelled but it backfires and he goes viral; suddenly famous for being so "real". Eventually people learn the truth, that he's actually a nice guy and he goes back to doing this radio show every week. (sitcom premise #561 by swivsco industries™)
  6:09pm
morphe':

The quizz shows are actually quite great !!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Next week: Therapy or hypnosis, which is better?
Avatar 6:09pm
HyperDose:

↳ swivs @6:08
You watched Dream Scenario last night too?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

the fourth trimester is the hottest.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
PMD:

Any of the kids you had on the show having kids?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

In past years we've solicited women to give birth at the Record Fair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
newton:

aww, Joe Lieberman ded
  6:12pm
Fredericks:

I started a music quiz for the boys during the last Breckman break. Wonder if I can find them?
  6:13pm
P-90:

The kid’s a bearded adult now but Ken still had to speak to him through his mommy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

At Long Last Dead
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ P-90 @6:13
Men-Children nowadays; perhaps even "Beard-Children".
  6:14pm
sinkhole near my home:

Lieberman is dead. Finally.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Ciggy:

My therapist said I have a banana split personality
  6:17pm
morphe':

↳ PMD @6:11
My Arnan [now 38 =23 March]calling and going in in the late 80s - early 90s has 2 kids ..
Arnan started with Chris T [Aerial View] at the age of 6 -7? and migrated to 7-Sec and I think Chris -T got offended???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

↳ sinkhole near my home @6:14
my therapist is named smirnoff.
  6:18pm
Fredericks:

↳ dale @6:17
Just like the FBI informant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Zip7:

↳ sinkhole near my home @6:14
Jesse Helms is shaking Joe's hand in Cat and Dog Heaven and saying "Thenk you for saving us from single-payer insurance and Godless Communism"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ morphe' @6:17
They played a clip of him in a rerun not too long ago! Funny kid, very "city kid"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ciggy @6:16
La la la, la la la la...
  6:19pm
beej:

"Sorry, it must be the Viagra gummies..."
  6:20pm
sinkhole near my home:

That sounded like a phaser.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

↳ Fredericks @6:18
ooh - intoxication AND international intrigue.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:17
So long as it's not Manischewitz - too saccharine sweet.
  6:20pm
P-90:

Whatever that was, it wasn’t the Gene Simmons “demon” pitch shifting effect
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
LastWhiteRhino:

Hi Bullwinkle !
Avatar 6:21pm
HyperDose:

That's a great Bullwinkle. Fair play
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
PMD:

I love Bullwinkle
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Zip7 @6:18
"Now...SNIFF MAH BUTT!!"
(It is Cat-and-Dog Heaven.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

i wanna send this guy some fanmail. and i'm not even a flounder.
  6:22pm
morphe':

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:18
Sadly ... is in the military, pro Trump and listens to Rock Radio ... I am terribly sad and befudddled..
  6:22pm
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Everyone lies to their therapist. It keeps them everybody from being committed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Matt from Springfield:

Rule 74/Catch 322 of 7 Second Delay: If you haven't been to therapy, you SHOULD be in therapy, listening to this show!!
  6:23pm
P-90:

There ya go, sounds like Witness Protection 101
  6:23pm
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↳ newton @6:11
I was more upset by the passing of Richard Serra
  6:24pm
P-90:

This is the effect that makes everyone sound like a 275 pound lesbian
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ morphe' @6:22
Unfortunate to hear - though some people turn out that way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
PaulRobeson1924:

If you go to a therapist for more than two weeks and do not feel better: THEY ARE LYING TO YOU AND STEALING YER $

15 years!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
newton:

↳ @6:23
Finally!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Ciggy:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19
I had to look up the Luna song, IHOP
  6:27pm
sinkhole near my home:

Andy is in heaven.
Avatar 6:27pm
HyperDose:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:24
That was my reaction too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Let us drink: to Excess!"
"To Excess!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

seven second delay swinger's club sounds like a club i might want to apply for membership in.
  6:28pm
sinkhole near my home:

↳ dale @6:17
Say hello for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

NOT. i neant NOT want to apply to...
  6:29pm
"M":

Actually, maybe I will play this show for my therapist to tell her the truth!
  6:29pm
morphe':

Thanks for the Monk Plug ...
Andy can get all his patients to join Netflixor Paramount + or...
  6:30pm
Beulah Fongula:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:24
That's their job. Jobs actully. To lie and to steal your money
  6:30pm
"M":

↳ morphe' @6:29
ntflx -- good
  6:30pm
sinkhole near my home:

↳ Zip7 @6:18
People celebrate politicians who agree with them on the important issues.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

↳ sinkhole near my home @6:28
andy on a jury would be a monk episode. it probably was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Matt from Springfield:

Outright lie, or less than full disclosure?
Mostly I think it would be less than the full truth - I want to tell what's bothering me, but that would take a long time to explain every bit of context around situations.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
PaulRobeson1924:

15 years you can glue & stack rice to the moon in 15 years
  6:32pm
sinkhole near my home:

↳ dale @6:31
That would be great if Andy made it out of the jury pool.
  6:32pm
Beulah Fongula:

↳ dale @6:31
It was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

i was a juror on a murder trial in brooklyn. guy killed the nice neighbor lady, stuffed her into a closet then sold her TV and appliances a little at a time for crack money.
  Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
jeanjae:

I love serving on juries.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:31
"By the end of this de-cade, and a half, we will glue and stack rice all the way to the Moon. Not because it is easy, but because it would be friggin' awesome."
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Union Square Next Stop:

I'm a therapist and I lie to my clients.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
PMD:

I can't understand the person
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:32
On the plus side, is her apartment now available?? I don't even mind the closet's condition.
  6:35pm
morphe':

I was called for jury duty and made it too far even though I wanted out and it turned was an LES burglary and I knew the guy from the street ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Cheaper than a *real* therapist"!! 🤣

You do get what you pay for!
  6:37pm
morphe':

Serious question regarding voice modification: do both male and female voices sound male??? or only males calling?
Avatar 6:39pm
HyperDose:

↳ morphe' @6:37
I can usually tell them apart. Depends how much of the effects are being used
  6:39pm
Ann Onamus:

A show on THE RAPIST!?? There's got to be more than one rapist . . .
  6:40pm
morphe':

A woman and she is wearing clogs !!! She is real !!! Zoom ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
newton:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:31
Dr. Shrink is lying, and is not a Dr
  6:41pm
morphe':

↳ HyperDose @6:39
HD ... good to see you here ... glad all is ok !!!
  6:44pm
morphe':

A woman and she is wearing clogs ... could be a NYC school Social Worker..
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Union Square Next Stop:

I would not recommend seeing Dr. Shrink.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
PaulRobeson1924:

“It depends”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:34
it was the 80s. the apartment is probably 5,000 a month now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
PaulRobeson1924:

Mr.Ken, prepare the Thorazine.
Avatar 6:46pm
HyperDose:

No screener means all the riffraff is getting through!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:45
Seriously though, was that an open-and-shut case, or was there some deliberation on whether he was guilty?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Handy Haversack:

My car runs better on six beers.
  6:48pm
Fredericks:

I find Micky Mouse easier to understand than Darth Vader.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:47
Six CYLINDERS, baby!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
newton:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:47
six cylinders
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:46
the defendant blurted out 'you don't remember nuthin', bitch' at a female cop who was testafying. kinda sealed his fate. that and he was found passed out in the lady's apartment.
  6:49pm
beej:

Andy's metaphor :
I went to the therapist and they gave me a ring job...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ newton @6:48
Let's buy each other...beers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
PaulRobeson1924:

Base of the spine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
newton:

Yes, way better than a V8
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:49
Some laughs ... a few beers ...
  6:50pm
Steve Del Sol:

Therapists do NOT want to keep their clients trapped. There are ALWAYS new ones. May new ones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:48
The sad days of crack..
  6:50pm
Fredericks:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:33
It will get knocked down by the debris swirling all around us.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50
as opposed to the salad days.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Fredericks @6:50
Why can't we have cool things??...
Maybe we can scale back - and build a lava lamp the size of a skyscraper.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Steve Del Sol @6:50
And not every therapeutic process is necessarily about an end goal. A sympathetic and knowledgeable voice who stands at a remove from one's personal life and who's professionally dedicated to helping one maintain the practice of a self-examined life: that's not a bad thing at all. It just sucks that it becomes a financial burden rather than a recognized societal good that can be publicly funded.
  6:53pm
Chris Crisco:

So you come to 2 gates. One leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. There's a person sitting in front of each gate. All you know is that one always tells the truth and the other never tells the truth but you don't know which is which. And you can only ask one question of one of them. What question do you ask?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
newton:

if the guy has 3 testicles at least one of them is in a jar
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:51
Oh, the salad days, when life was green, and everything was grand, with lines of powder coke at discos. So nice...that I wish I could remember them...
  6:54pm
Marie in Chicago:

Hey, here's a show idea (not that you need them). Ken and Andy call an AI therapist and make up problems
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

ah, the superlative third testicle.
  6:54pm
Beulah Fongula:

↳ Chris Crisco @6:53
The question would be which of you is the liar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
PaulRobeson1924:

Alcohol swab the area, please, Mr.Ken
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
DjLorraine:

Dr Rapp?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
nortonjutland:

Very entertaining show!!
I think you covered everything. Love it guys
  6:56pm
Chris Crisco:

↳ Beulah Fongula @6:54
Close enough.
  6:56pm
Beulah Fongula:

↳ Marie in Chicago @6:54
They had on air a marriage counselor for themselves
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

↳ Chris Crisco @6:53
do you want me to come in? heaven guy says yes, hell guy says no.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Handy Haversack:

Thanks, fellas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

good hour, enema boys.
  6:57pm
Beulah Fongula:

my reply was not for Crisco, but for Marie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ciggy:

This episode could have been much better
  6:59pm
Tyler p:

That one turned out to be enlightening AF
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
dale:

the water breaking hour!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

Lying to therapists - yet they never verified these callers weren't lying to us to begin with!! Fatal flaw.

And that means success on this show!
Thanks Ken & Andy & liars & truthtellers! Have a good night, everyone!
Avatar 6:59pm
HyperDose:

Thanks, boys!
  7:00pm
Tyler p:

Nice show guys!
  7:00pm
P-90:

Can’t wait to describe this to my therapist
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