Favoriting JA In The AM with John Allen: Playlist from December 20, 2024 Favoriting

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"I listened yesterday. It's no reflection on you but I could'nt see where you were going or what you were going for. This early seventies thing did'nt get noticed the first time and you talk about friends of like Dealney and Bonnie who had records out like we're supposed to remember who they are. Then you play this long winded free jazz stuff that really grates on my nerves. And that noise without a beat and sounds like someones being pinched. Then you play a reggae song, I think you called it Dub, to what, be cool? You seem to really fetishize the whole folk thing too which is obnoxious to us who don't even care. I liked it when you played that punk song though. I like Joe Belock a lot." (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting December 20, 2024: Holiday Songwriters Workshop
Clay joins us in the studio to woodshed some lyrics to the background of Gary Peacock's "December Songs" resulting in the new seasonal hit "22 Degrees In America"

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Listener comments!

  👻 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
captain beef fart:

TGIF
  👻 9:04am
Mike H:

Good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
ThunderDumplin' (MW in Baltimore):

Heyhey all
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Marley P. Dogg:

Happy Friday JA’ll
  9:04am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Good morning, John and everyone.
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Karl:

Lean in close, Uncle Alan wants to tell you something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am
common:

hey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Dan S:

These first songs embody what I call the true Xmas spirit. Thanks, John.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am
OnTheTrain:

@JA clay is not taking your show over today ?
  9:06am
Mattynotimes:

Ahhhhh from one end of the spectrum to the far side of the other
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
Stevel:

↳ OnTheTrain @9:06
You may have spoke too soon.
  9:07am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Thank God I made it to Friday and JA in the AM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
∫ydniuß:

love the♭
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:08am
Handy Haversack:

JA. J'All. How. Festive.
  9:08am
Mattynotimes:

This is great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am
luka:

(yeah)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
The Oscar:

↳ Song: "do they know it's xmas time" by "banned aid"
THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
∫ydniuß:

today kids we’re going to learn about comb filtering
Avatar 9:09am
geo in jc:

This reminds me, I have to go cut down a small innocent pine tree
  9:10am
Rednex:

Finally, some real jazz
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:10am
chris from the sub basement:

This is fantastic. Makes me want to run my credit card till it melts
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:10am
Handy Haversack:

↳ geo in jc @9:09
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
OnTheTrain:

↳ geo in jc @9:09
If you have the space get a indoor bush and keep it all year. I did this for years. Then someone killed it . It was a lemon tree.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
PaulRobeson1924:

something has happened
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am
PaulRobeson1924:

↳ OnTheTrain @9:10
Very Pretty
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Operators are standing by!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Asheville Jon:

↳ geo in jc @9:09
nobody is innocent:
www.youtube.com...
Avatar 9:11am
geo in jc:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:10
The sap of christ
Avatar 👻 9:12am
No Big Thing in Chicago:

Good morning JA and listeners. Thank you for the gift of Culturcide..
  9:12am
Mattynotimes:

I think you should rename the show to “who cares” with John Allen
  9:12am
Nina:

I love the two of you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am
∫ydniuß:

↳ geo in jc @9:11
comes off with some WD-40
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am
common:

↳ Nina @9:12
me too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am
milksop:

Oh HELL YEAH
  9:13am
Hot Rodney:

I definitely knew
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:13am
Karl:

I feel the same way about Misfits without Danzig--that is not the Misfits
  9:13am
rx "rexy" scabin:

@OnTheTrain I had one for 30 years and my dean killed it over break. She missed the lesson on what plants need in third grade.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am
Peter from Saranac Lake NY:

JA. Jazzers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am
The Oscar:

↳ Karl @9:13
Same, but as long as it's not Graves I'll let it slide.
  Swag For Life Member 9:15am
augiemarch:

hooey
  9:15am
Mich:

You’re making my dreaded job of wrapping fun for once, John! My favorite fmu show this year has been the JA Clay duet happy holidays Mich in Marblehead
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Asheville Jon:

Cla and JA duet of silver bells!!!!
Avatar 9:16am
Mark91:

Ahh....the witty, passive-aggressive repartee on JA and Clay. Always entertaining, yet slightly uncomfortable. :-)
  9:16am
rx "rexy" scabin:

We did too.
  9:17am
Mattynotimes:

You guys are making restaurant depot less of a hellscape today
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am
milksop:

JA&Clay was def not on my bingo card for "things that will make life better" this year..
Avatar 9:18am
Mark91:

Maybe! ;-)
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Karl:

Audience is Bob James
  9:19am
florida:

yellow sno is not good for lemmon trees
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Fredericks:

The moist snow is'a Glistening...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Woo:

I'm in the audience. I'm 2 weeks younger than Clay.
  9:19am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Like Jim Henson!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am
milksop:

Bob Welch!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am
PaulRobeson1924:

Bicyclists
  9:20am
Purvis:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_and_His_Old_Lady
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am
∫ydniuß:

Slayer Bells™
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am
Asheville Jon:

i think a blending of Jackyll's Chainsaw song and Heino's Holzhacker song would be a fine holiday song
Avatar 9:21am
Fredericks:

↳ Fredericks @9:19
What's that sound?...listen.
  9:21am
weezycarneezy:

Chestnuts roasting on an—- HAS ANYONE EVER HAD A ROASTED CHESTNUT THAT THEY ENJOYED? I don’t like them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am
∫ydniuß:

↳ weezycarneezy @9:21
🐿️ 🌰 🤤
  9:22am
Hot Rodney:

Cold wind in the pines!
  9:23am
pp:

"what's that sound?" Alex Chilton kids!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
PaulRobeson1924:

Awaken. Shake dreams from yer hair my sweet one
  9:23am
weezycarneezy:

That squirrel is dead, right JA?
  9:23am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Snow does make a sound when it falls. Even if you are not there to hear it.
  9:23am
Nina:

Don’t crush creativity…. Keep it alive in every way possible! Love this!!!
Avatar 9:24am
Mark91:

"Its time for the Christmas awakening...
Let's chill with Clay for some Wake and Bakening..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am
Woo:

Tubular Bells
  9:25am
Toothgrinder Tom:

I’m learning a lot about what kids don’t learn about anymore.
  9:25am
florida:

time to do a rockwell test on them bells
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Woo:

John's making coffee. Anybody want some?
  9:26am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@weezeycarneezey 9:21 the French.
  9:26am
weezycarneezy:

@florida we’ve got hard bellends
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

~Good ♀︎Friday FMUvianz~
Happy Solstice & Kewl Yoolz
...Whatever Gets You Thru the Night...
Avatar 9:26am
Serpico:

sacrificial demonic christmas song is now a favorite of mine.
Avatar 9:27am
Serpico:

backpack battery not included.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am
BillyLundun:

Such a special time of the morning!! Love these antics!
  9:27am
Nina:

add, “I’m already ramped, no donut. “💪
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...every time a Bell Rings a demon Slays what children know about...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Asheville Jon:

no 'leathery folds' lyrics, dats nas-tay!
  9:28am
Mich:

I like hasbro loot
  9:28am
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Peculiar bells and those Christmas smells
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Woo:

toot your own flute
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
mndave:

JA in the (Poetry SL-)AM
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
PaulRobeson1924:

But i’ve never been so broke that I couldn't leave townn
Avatar 9:29am
The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti:

The artist at work ✨✨✨
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Serpico:

hows the Fischer Price lutes doing these data
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Listener Jonny in MA:

*HA!!!*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Jack McGuire:

Can we just go ahead and replace the tawdry Xmas Story with The Deep Purple Story?
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Handy Haversack:

Picturing JA spending long minutes staring at the triangle in the dark of the morning before shrugging and throwing it in the car. "You never know."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
∫ydniuß:

🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻
Avatar 9:29am
Serpico:

slowly turning into a spoken word piece. enchanting.
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Listener Jonny in MA:

listen to him go! HA!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
David The Splatter:

Dig it, mannnnnn...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Jack McGuire @9:29
Ian Gillan as the BabyJeezus.
  9:30am
ßizco ßey:

Capybara
  9:30am
rx "rexy" scabin:

All the holidays.
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Serpico:

i dig it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Asheville Jon:

this sounds like a witch's chant, not a holiday song
  9:30am
Chucktown Dan:

A poor mans Ken Nordine....
Avatar 👻 9:30am
Charles in Chicago:

↳ Song: "do they know it's xmas time" by "banned aid"
Why does this sound like Clay?
  9:30am
weezycarneezy:

Mesmerized
  9:30am
NJM:

Sorry J-Hud. This seasons best holiday music is right here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...do the Capybara know it's Xmas...
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Listener Jonny in MA:

↳ Asheville Jon @9:30
YES!!!
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Listener Jonny in MA:

↳ Charles in Chicago @9:30
it is
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Jack McGuire:

This is great. Leathery folds.
  👻 9:31am
Mike H:

I didn't like Christmas music... until now
  9:31am
Lana in Bucks County:

Wow!! What a duo - bound for greatness . No, already great!
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Listener Jonny in MA @9:31
I love it.
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Serpico:

↳ Mike H @9:31
agreed.
  9:32am
TerrDE:

Alas, my flute is totally out of key
  9:32am
Richard:

peculiar bells and Christmas smells!
  9:32am
Honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Pidge on fire baby! Need to start a new age xmus jazz band now!!!!
Avatar 9:32am
HyperDose:

Best slam poetry jamboree EVER
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
2/3 of the Perrin Family:

so good
  9:32am
weezycarneezy:

And out the flute did squirt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
silentkid:

Best Christmas song ever--instant classic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
JG:

The deep recesses of Clay's mind. So beautiful and weird
  9:32am
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The best Xmas song ever by Clay Pidge.
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
mndave:

Friendly reminder that the episode can be clicky-starred
  9:33am
weezycarneezy:

Glad tidings all upon thy shirt
  9:33am
Lana in Bucks County:

Hahahaha!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Woo:

Don't forget Wilkes-Barre
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Handy Haversack:

Swollen glands. Check.
  9:33am
florida:

krampus clay
  9:33am
lex:

Love a Scantron reference
  9:33am
blee:

Clay takes the reigns. Well done, sir!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Spankyflop:

My dog is singing along.
Avatar 9:34am
Serpico:

this is what christmas songs should be.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Pan's Xmas BeatPoet Jazz Masacree 2024
  9:34am
ßizco ßey:

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
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Audrey from Colombia:

↳ lex @9:33
Scranton, Pennsylvania, The Electric City
Avatar 9:34am
The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti:

He really dusted off his beret for that one and spit 🗣️🗣️🔥
  9:34am
Lana in Bucks County:

Oh Yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
BillyLundun:

Dang JA sounding like angry dad for a sec! hahaha
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Charles in Chicago:

Aroma
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
Jack McGuire:

Fragrant leathery folds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Stevel:

Waft
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Asheville Jon:

i'm gonna speculate that santa's leathery folds don't smell all that great
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
2/3 of the Perrin Family:

I have been transformed! thank you!
  9:35am
sleepy:

Where’s the Thesaurus?
Avatar 9:35am
Serpico:

ye olde Clay
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Jack McGuire:

↳ Asheville Jon @9:35
It's a long trip from the pole.
  9:35am
Lynne in nyc:

The best Xmas song ever by Clay Pidge.
  9:35am
ßizco ßey:

A roma pizza. A pisa pizza.
  9:35am
lex:

Yes, Audrey, that’s the place I’m referring to
  9:36am
Josh from Chicago:

Peculiar bells, music swells
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Woo:

Class of 76 !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Hey. Clay's fake UK accents may have improved. Xmas miracle...
  9:36am
?:

Christmas Questions

what's that sound ?
in winter people got around
in a sleigh, through the snow

what's a sleigh?
it's like a sled -with seats -pulled by horses -
they made it go

and the sound?
Well, the sleigh- it had bells -they would ring as it rode through town

Oh I see - now- just one question more - I need to know-

Just what - is snow?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am
BillyLundun:

Fortells?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am
Woo:

with your feet in the wishing well. - already taken
  👻 Swag For Life Member 9:37am
captain beef fart:

grandpa got run over by a gremlin
  9:37am
Lana in Bucks County:

Dwells
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:37am
Listener Bryan (the Professor):

Farmhouse smells
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am
BillyLundun:

the glistening fat...
Avatar 👻 9:37am
Charles in Chicago:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg..
  9:37am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Commit to the five senses or discard.
  9:37am
Lana in Bucks County:

Eats nonpareils
  9:38am
Nina:

Money smells 💶
  9:38am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Trepidation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
BillyLundun:

meal made ready
  9:38am
Toothgrinder Tom:

I feel like I should see the Cate Blanchett Dylan film first.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
melinda:

hi folks
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:38am
Handy Haversack:

We got Nosferatu tix for 12/26. My annual movie obligation discharged.
Avatar 9:39am
Serpico:

peculiar bells the sounds that swells, the enchanted incantations of the snow queen quell the thoughts of icy yuletide folds of leathery folds...
Avatar 👻 9:39am
Charles in Chicago:

Settling in for 3 hours of this. Making a pot of tea. Hi Melinda.
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:39am
Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Toothgrinder Tom @9:38
It's good, Toothgrinder! See it!
  9:39am
lex:

Glad William tell came back
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am
Jack McGuire:

Santa spreads the leathery folds of his sac and finds a gift for young John.
Avatar 9:39am
Serpico:

tiny tim
  9:40am
blee:

aspic gels in frozen hells
  9:40am
Richard:

From the snow comes a familiar glow
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am
Asheville Jon:

↳ Jack McGuire @9:39
hahahhaha, omg gross
  9:40am
PML:

Little Johnny needs cookies, the radio, and good family meltdown
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:40am
zachary:

Grains from granular synthesis?
  9:40am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@Listener Bryan (the Professor) maybe I’ll only watch Dylan-related films in the month of January. A diet of Dylan only.
  9:41am
Wild Cheddar:

Insane in the main grain
  9:41am
FletcherNYC:

Dark wintry spells
  9:41am
Dan from Delco:

Like dust in the wind
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...songs are new
where reindeer poo
but nothing comes to mind...
Avatar 9:41am
Fredericks:

Christmas bells and those
Peculiar smells
  9:41am
sleepy:

Bells tingle
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
Listener Bryan (the Professor):

Advil gels
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am
McGroovey:

You guys should be doing this while sitting at the piano, or with acoustic guitars. Not over Gary Peacock
  9:42am
malaise:

What about a winter song explaining to future children about snow used to be?
  9:42am
weezycarneezy:

Little Johnnie Scoffing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am
Asheville Jon:

santa's leathery folds are tingling
Avatar 9:43am
xangoir:

I'll be tinkling down the chimney tonight
  9:43am
Dan from Delco:

Like a delayed train
  9:43am
Wilson in SO:

Bells chime, guys
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am
Woo:

it's true
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am
BillyLundun:

Isn't that from 'It'?
  9:43am
Josh from Chicago:

Bells jingle, ___ tingle
  9:43am
Partyfinger:

Little Johnnie knows too well
  9:43am
grant:

Kris Kringle
  9:43am
johnnysideburns:

spirits tingle for ol Kris Kringle
Avatar 9:44am
leshwatt:

Primordial snow
  9:44am
Hot Rodney:

It’s important to let kids know
Christmas was better with snow
  9:44am
Craig in Red Hook Brooklyn:

He hates the songs and says he’s a pagan
But he puts up for the “station wagon”
  9:45am
grant:

And wants to mingle
Avatar 👻 9:45am
Audrey from Colombia:

It's like Jim Morrison and Jack Kerouac making magic together
  9:45am
Lana in Bucks County:

That is a good one! I can't figure out how to reference another post on my iPad
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:45am
Listener Bryan (the Professor):

If it's a climate crisis carol you might mention Al Gore's beard post-defeat. Kind of Santa-like.
  9:45am
?:

What is snow ? (Christmas Questions)

What's that sound ?
in winter people got around
in a sleigh, through the snow

what's a sleigh?
it's like a sled -with seats -pulled by horses -
they made it go

and the sound?
Well, the sleigh- it had bells -they would ring as it rode through town

Oh I see - now- just one question more - I need to know-

Just what - is snow?
  9:45am
Mattynotimes:

You guys should smoke some weed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am
Woo:

you know damn well what the bells
  9:46am
weezycarneezy:

Where did the icicles go?
Avatar 9:46am
Fredericks:

↳ johnnysideburns @9:43
The leathery bells of old Kris Kringle twist and tingle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am
Asheville Jon:

push it out, or work it out with a pencil
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...the song is new
where reindeer poo
but nothing comes to mind
...the gifts are old
the world's been sold
grateful for what we find...
Winter is hot
it's not a lot
a very encouraging sign...
  9:47am
malaise:

Unless you're from san diego
  Swag For Life Member 9:47am
augiemarch:

↳ Mattynotimes @9:17
getting ready to snow here
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:47am
Listener Bryan (the Professor):

Every city used to have a plow / It's all just Cybertrucks and fascist MPs now
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:47am
Karl:

Now this is a Christmas song
  9:47am
Richard:

That the streets used to glow with falling snow. With nothing left to show
  9:47am
weezycarneezy:

Flavorless turkey instead of crow
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:47am
Karl:

Red and frozen
Lederhosen
Later dude
  9:47am
NJM:

Clay with the 8mile verse
  9:47am
johnnysideburns:

Misfit toys, static noise,
the only snow is on the radio
  9:48am
malaise:

Flavor-less pina colado covered the ground and trees
  9:48am
Josh from Chicago:

Clay turning this into an Alice Cooper song
  9:48am
Rednex:

Don't you guys have "a very Acker Bilk Christmas" or something you can put on?
  9:48am
PML:

So it's a song about the inevitable path to rehab
  9:48am
D. Belle:

Hi clay, glad i caught ya before the break. Have a good one! Cheers to the other guy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am
The Oscar:

"You sound like a barber trying to impress Jim Carroll" is an incredible burn.
  9:48am
MelindafromAustin:

Wait!!! I loved Clays lyric about the holiday smells from the kitchen & how it brings back memories & melts resentments …. IDK …
  9:49am
Hot Rodney:

Haaaaaaa
Avatar 👻 Swag For Life Member 9:49am
Karl:

Clay: do NOT scrap that lederhosen verse, that was fire
  9:49am
MelindafromAustin:

But please say something about twinkling & sparkling …..lights & stars …..✨
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

More & more
owned by less & less
where did the good vibes go
the gentle snow
you'll never know
it's not like being Blessed...
  9:49am
Wilson in SO:

Make it more like an anti-global warming screed. Like, thanks a lot assholes for ruining Christmas
  9:50am
MelindafromAustin:

It was in the freestyle ….
  9:50am
Josh from Chicago:

Smells from the kitchen, yearly traditions
  9:50am
sleepy:

Not grandmas…. Omas
  9:50am
blee:

Grandmas microdosing this year.
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Jack McGuire:

Grandma's decomposing like Clay and JA.
  9:50am
NJM:

We know what was in those pies Grandma!
  9:50am
PML:

Grandma's in there pounding Lemoncello
  9:51am
grant:

Mingus was a genius dingus
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melinda:

makin pies and tellin lies is good
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

Santa brought some presents and brought some more / With a beard like 2002 Al Gore / It used to snow on Christmas / Let the children know / That every town once had a plow / I wonder where that snowplow's now.
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Garrity:

Grandma"s baked!
  9:51am
rx "rexy" scabin:

@Lana in Bucks County long press on user's icon of the post.
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OnTheTrain:

@clay / @ja I had to go on a call, I came back to hear my wife saying this song clay is making is amazing. It sounds like what she would do..
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Asheville Jon:

grandma drinks Michelob? whew
  9:51am
Honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Keep up John !!!
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Handy Haversack:

Would 100 percent watch Shagging Flies with JA.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...the Co2's
my gift to you
this & every year
my carol of the burning world
is ringing in yer ear...
  9:51am
Honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Arnold Palmer in Latrobe! Ya baby!!
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xangoir:

grandmas in their scrolling and trolling us with her tears
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Asheville Jon @9:51
The beer we pour
Must mean something more,
Somehow
  9:52am
Gaston Musella:

GET OFF X NOW.
  9:52am
grant:

Bring us Mingus the genius dingus
  9:52am
w. t.:

"all the snow went up rudolph's nose"
  9:53am
Honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Good one Revolution Rabbit !
  9:53am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@Asheville Jon 9:51 oh and I suppose your grandma only drinks Chardonnay?
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zachary:

I worked with a woman who knew shorthand. It's amazing.
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Asheville Jon:

shorthand? Clay, hardly anyone knows cursive anymore! shorthand is like from ancient greek times to most
  9:53am
grant:

Cunilingus
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McGroovey:

Where the wind is blowing, you
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HyperDose:

top tier banter
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Charles in Chicago:

Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?
  9:53am
Mattynotimes:

Hahahaga
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Asheville Jon:

↳ Charles in Chicago @9:52
the first time i ever got really hammered was on lowenbrau. never touched the stuff after that
  9:54am
Fishman:

Hey you kids, play nice!
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leshwatt:

I know underhand
  9:54am
Peter v:

Where the wind is blowing you
  9:54am
Wilson in SO:

Years ago the wind would blow and Christmas morning came with snow…
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Asheville Jon:

it was $47

and the $180 jeans
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Woo:

Brother can you spare a dime?
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Asheville Jon @9:54
Oops I was trying to remember the Michelob song and I came up with the wrong thing!
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leshwatt:

Six feet deep in Kokomo
  9:55am
Nina:

I love how you can’t get past that first line. It’s gotten very John cage now.
  9:55am
sleepy:

They can’t know the winter tingle, because there’s no bells to jingle
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Asheville Jon:

↳ Charles in Chicago @9:54
its all good (the jingle, not the beer)
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Asheville Jon:

frigid grandma needs to be warmed by santa's leathery folds
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PaulRobeson1924:

Grandma down below
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Asheville Jon @9:55
52 weeks a year (be with friends or alone)
Don’t forget – remember to pick up some beer
It’s Michelob
Weekends were made for Michelob.
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

The whole planet's turned to Kokomo
  9:56am
Honest Bernardo from Argentina:

What is snow?
We used to know
When it fell from the skies
It was time for Xmus pies

Now we cry tears of rust
While our Xmus dreams turn to dust
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Audrey from Colombia:

Grandma: 🥶
  9:56am
Toothgrinder Tom:

I could have asked you for some help
But you were in a shaggy hell
Damn dirty elf.
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Charles in Chicago @9:56
(the song actually recommends drinking alone. nice)
  9:57am
Dan from Delco:

Now it only snows on mount pocono
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Fishman:

Hey! Argue later! lol
  9:57am
Mattynotimes:

By the end of the song the singer needs to realize that it’s his memory and nostalgia but it wasn’t better
  9:57am
Wilson in SO:

John is right, it can't be didactic. Kids don't wanna listen to your bullshit. No lectures. Think about what is fun about snow. Snowman, snowballs, snow forts.
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OnTheTrain:

@clay "Frozen , Let it Go"
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Handy Haversack:

The kids are not important!
  9:57am
grant:

Fungus grow where Mingus the dingus genius mows. Cunilingus
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

*Mick Jagger voice* Christmas was better with snow. *Clay's sniffing sound effect*
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Asheville Jon:

how about lovingly bound
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

My package is gaily wrapped 🎁
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Meet my bro in Kokomo
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...there'll be a tarif on importants...
  9:58am
NJM:

Ultra zesty
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PaulRobeson1924:

The kids will know it’s Christmas in the city when they see Grandma down below. In Bushwick after a long strange night of stone
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pabmack:

gifts arrayed, beneath the tree,
smiling faces, filled with glee
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McGroovey:

Gaily is better than tightly
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common:

my friend used to say, "wanna let it be?" before she bought a 6 pack of lowenbrau
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mdashkin:

...Presents that are wrapped too tight...
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HyperDose:

🎶 I believe the children are our future 🎶
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Fishman:

Are you two tightly wrapped?
  9:59am
queems:

idk what’s going on here but i’m into it
  9:59am
blee:

Mariah Carey’s farts, melting all the frozen hearts. A gift for all who smell the season, no more snow for a reason.
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leshwatt:

Gift becomes thrift
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OnTheTrain:

↳ blee @9:59
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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PaulRobeson1924:

The gift of the knowing
  10:00am
Nina:

Aaaaacccckkkkkk! That’s heavy and also my life.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Life may be sweeter for this, I don’t know
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

The last line is: "If the climate can change then why ... can't ... I?"
  10:00am
Mattynotimes:

Oh shit JA freestylin
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Steve Del Sol:

The real crime is when they are told they are important, but are treated through action as if they are not.
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coelacanth∅:

santa's late, he might be pregnant
  10:01am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Christmas is verboten?
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leshwatt:

Ain’t about Christmas no more
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Charles in Chicago:

Hanukka and XMas on the same day this year
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Jack McGuire:

Filthy elf with folds of leather, comes around in frosty weather. Warming grandma's lower regions, because, dear children, tis the Season!
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Woo:

nothing matters
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:57
Look what you did!
  10:02am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@Listener Bryan 10:00 ding ding ding!
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leshwatt:

Grandma has hot spoons
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

The elf's not on his shelf
  10:02am
Mattynotimes:

Grandma got ran over by an Amazon truck
  10:02am
Nina:

Johnny is ready for Clay to go!!!!!
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PaulRobeson1924:

Brooks Brothers. Blood brother
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leshwatt:

Harmonic convergence
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PNX:

Waiting for a blessing - longing for some cheer
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Charles in Chicago:

Syzygy
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Charles in Chicago @10:02
Well, I'm glad my message is out there, though I worry that later stanzas might undercut it.
  10:03am
Wilson in SO:

Kids are unimportant, Santa's late this year. They've gone and canceled Christmas, and no one shed a tear.
  10:03am
Mattynotimes:

Jewmas
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PaulRobeson1924:

Juice Generation on 19th
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PaulRobeson1924:

E 18th?
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Fishman:

Did you guys bring enough gummies for the rest of us?
  10:04am
Nina:

Don’t forget the leather strap!
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Handy Haversack:

Remember when we were supposed to be winning the War on Christmas? What the hell happened?
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Wilson in SO @10:03
This is good
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Mark91:

"Christmas and Chanukkah now show great synchroncity...
So lets get dressed up, smoke a J, and wander to the city"
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:04
It's like the Streisand Effect
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Karl:

I liked it better when the song involved drug addiction
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

This is quality radio
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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leshwatt:

Slap your solstice
  10:05am
jakee.jc:

Where is frozen grandma
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Karl:

Clay: there's a small vacuum that doctors use to clear the baby's airway now
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Charles in Chicago:

SYZYGY. 3 Y's in one word.
  10:05am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Microplastics. Work that in.
  10:06am
Mattynotimes:

Will Jesus ever come?
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Asheville Jon:

any way you could incorporate reindeer and abattoirs?
  10:06am
blee:

Christmas is grabbed by the balls
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PaulRobeson1924:

Santa had to eat his beast of burden to stay alive
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coelacanth∅:

"xmas" is pronounced as christmas.
("x" means "Christ")
  10:07am
Toothgrinder Tom:

What do I do with all this tweed?
Wear it on Eid?
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PaulRobeson1924:

HAS THIS DREAM
STOPT
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Serving minced reindeer
  10:07am
?:

left my house at 7:30 & Clay is still on..going for a record?
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leshwatt:

See you in the nether sphere
  10:07am
rx "rexy" scabin:

@coelacanth∅ indeed.
  10:07am
Mike W.:

Oh that is not true John Allen
  10:07am
Mattynotimes:

And dad had another beer
  10:08am
Honest Bernardo from Argentina:

The kids don’t matter
No Reindeer hooves patter
On the roof because it’s gone
The xmus tornado cast it on the lawn
Merry Chanukah
  10:08am
jakee.jc:

Earth, wind, or fire? A wavelengths query. But what of the snow, without which holidays are dreary?
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Karl:

↳ Mattynotimes @10:07
Oh hi dad
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Asheville Jon:

santa is late because of sick reindeer > reindeer > abbatoir > sausage > grandma cooking in the kitchen > food poisoning > everyone dies
the end
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

It used to snow on Christmas / Before the red dust fell / And waterlines were rising / To drown our yuletide cheer
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Asheville Jon @10:06
Reindeer in the abbatoir,
Rudolf bidding Au revoir
  10:09am
Deep Purple Jack Kerouac:

and the promise of next year is auto tuned in your ear
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Woo:

the bottle is made of glass
the bottle is filled with beer
  10:09am
blee:

baby slipknot screams pure fear
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ coelacanth∅ @10:06
"The x in x-mas is a substitute crucifix for Christ" - Mark E Smith
  10:10am
jakee.jc:

LOL blee
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PaulRobeson1924:

The pink in ing
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leshwatt:

Microplastic cold front outta Kokomo

Let’s drink beer
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Handy Haversack:

This sad story could be redeemed in a plot twist where it turns out that no one cares about Christmas because SWAGVENT is here -- a *real* holiday.
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McGroovey:

Gaily IS BETTER THAN TIGHTLY
  10:11am
Partyfinger:

Toys for children made by children under tyranny and fear
  10:11am
jakee.jc:

Erev Chanukah, also Xmas eve. Go fetch Veronica, Miles, and Steve.
  10:11am
Wilson in SO:

It's snowing micro plastics, and grandpa's in his beer. Grandma left for Vegas, and Santa's late this year.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

As a child my dad went on a business trip to the grey doldrums of Kokomo, Indiana and for years he had me believe the Beach Boys were singing about Indiana 💀🏭
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Karl:

Songs written in this manner inevitably become "Santa Claus and Popcorn"
  10:11am
malaise:

It's too hot for reindeer now you know
They need a climate with lots of snow
With out it, things can't grow
Wrapping paper was the first to go
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Karl:

Complete with that third verse about free jazz that Merle put in there. See, now I understand how that happened.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Tightly and gaily wrapped 🎁
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Partyfinger @10:11
but those *other* children don't matter
  10:13am
rx "rexy" scabin:

This is a holiday extravaganza.
  10:13am
Hot Rodney:

The goal is for kids to feel unimportant when they hear this song
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Woo:

1-877-Kids Are Unimportant
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coelacanth∅:

↳ Wilson in SO @10:11
i like it!
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PaulRobeson1924:

Shooting couple’a jazz guns outside the bunker. And it’s a shame and a pitty you were raised, up in the city and
  10:13am
jakee.jc:

The snow is already depleted by the warming of our earth. What if climate change also stopped the blowing of the wind? Shall our capitalist system bring even further dearth, and even the soft breeze shall it rescind?
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Asbestos white as snow
  10:13am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Make it a county song and all will be resolved.
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captain beef fart:

needs a touch of Cars 4 Kids
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Woo:

↳ Toothgrinder Tom @10:13
Country Christmas is the worst of all genres and/or subgenres
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ jakee.jc @10:13
end state of capitalism is complete exhaustion of all resources
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Garrity:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:10
Got mine!
Cheers, Handy! A little later, it's a wee bit early!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

An animated GIF of a crackling fireplace would lend a nice ambiance.
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leshwatt:

Grandma got run over by a drunken drone
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augiemarch:

nothing happens, that’s a show right there
  10:15am
rx "rexy" scabin:

This is a show about jazz.
  10:15am
blee:

This sounds like a Tom Waits song
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:10
Solstice is my jam
  10:16am
Nina:

Clay you gotta go shopping! 🛍️
  10:16am
jakee.jc:

The holidays. Hall of days? I waltz through this time hall and despair. Mortality is a curse.
  10:16am
malaise:

Holiday song a la Jimmy Buffet?

Santa in sunglasses
  10:17am
Nina:

I’m sick of me! Love that line.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

LOVE YA CLAY✨✨✨🧚‍♀️
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zachary:

What was the name of that bassist John was playing? Brian?
  10:17am
Wilson in SO:

German Santa, old Saint Nick. US Santa's old and sick. Up on speed and pills and poppers, chased by army helicopters
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Ken From Hyde Park:

There should be a verse about liking Joe Belock a lot.
  10:18am
sleepy:

Oohhh…it’s really tingling now!
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Karl:

The kids are unimportant
Santa Claus is late
Tom Waits for no one
Christmas used to be great

Grandma's out there freezing
Underneath the lawn
And everything I got you
Ended up in pawn

Dad's outside drinking one more beer
Matty No Times called
Said it's already snowing here
The microplastics are on the breeze
One day we'll bring the system to its knees
Nobody cares but I want you to know
It was better when it snowed
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Charles in Chicago:

Last thing these guys need is more ideas
  10:18am
Tim in Woodstock:

↳ zachary @10:17
Gary Peacock
  10:18am
Nina:

Whoa!!!!!
  10:18am
John in Union City:

Ok we need a transcript! I liked Clay,s earlier verses?
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McGroovey:

You guys need a piano
  10:19am
Andres:

Get the HVAC guy back in there for some holiday gravitas.
  10:19am
jakee.jc:

Go off karl!
  10:19am
John in Union City:

↳ Karl @10:18
Karl that tis awesome
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Fishman:

↳ Karl @10:18
Excellent
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zachary:

↳ Tim in Woodstock @10:18
Thanks, Tim! I wanted to check out more of his music.
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Audrey from Colombia:

The frozen grandma gives me so much life
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Garrity @10:15
Cheers, Garrity!
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zachary:

↳ Audrey from Colombia @10:20
All my grandmas are frozen underground.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Karl @10:18
Well summarized.
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McGroovey:

↳ John in Union City @10:19
+1 for Karl
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Santa's hotboxed the workshop
Rudolph's eyes are glowing red
Mrs Claus is baking and she won't stop
And the elves are munching lead
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Actually flip those :
my carol of the burning world
is ringing in yer ear
...the Cee-oh-2's
my gift to you
on this & every year...
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Karl @10:18
If 201-209-9368 is taking call, you should dial in.
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Jack McGuire:

Steve Walsh took all the snow.
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OnTheTrain:

sh!t its snowing in long island.
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Garrity:

↳ Karl @10:18
It's a winner, Karl!🏆
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Karl @10:18
VG +
  10:23am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@Woo 10:14 I don’t necessarily disagree.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...Karl could play & record it & send it to you in an hour I reckon...
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Karl:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @10:23
I have a five minute rule
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leshwatt:

Smoke alarm pierces peace on earth
  10:25am
Wilson in SO:

Just rhyme suit with soot then, and be done with it
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Various Julius:

teeth whitener lol
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Karl @10:18
One day we'll bring the system to its knees.
Participate. Make it great. Can’t you see? We are controlled by T.V? …
  10:26am
blee:

Jesus Clause is taking back the season, with brute force.
  10:26am
Andres:

Need more holidays songs with “pungent” worked into the lyrics.
  10:26am
Slaz:

It’s Liberace in his black boots and red suit
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

I'm picturing Karate Santa with the black belt 🔥🔥 With a roundhouse kick folded in his boot
  10:26am
the serpent:

Turns out songwriting is tough
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leshwatt:

Skinny Ozempic Santa
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common:

Bruce Boxleitner! heeeeee
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ the serpent @10:26
The Art of songwriting, baby
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...did we lose the leathery folds ? I miss that awlready...
  10:27am
Lana in Bucks County:

Rapt
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Mister Dobalina:

Very late to todays show, feel as if I missed alot.
  10:28am
Andres:

So this is how the sausage is made.
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Jason from Houston:

↳ Karl @10:18
Solid.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @10:27
leathery folds was fire. Clay's got bars 🔥🔥
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Feldy:

Can you work in the word 'Trout'?
  10:28am
blee:

bring back the leathery folds
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milksop:

This is a good one
  10:28am
Toothgrinder Tom:

The center will not hold.
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Jack McGuire:

Are we at the Saxaphones Xmas party?
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:26
🔥🔥🔥✊
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leshwatt:

Peacock in the trees
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Various Julius:

Snowflakes Are Falling was on Tomita's Greatest Hits I think
  10:30am
loucommando:

On its knees … thanks to global warming, it 72 degrees
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Audrey from Colombia:

Because she's dead
  10:30am
weezycarneezy:

Years ago the wind would blow a saxamoonlit sky
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Karl:

Grandpa's playing "Tubular Bells"
Jesus Christ the holidays are hell
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Grandpa's eating cheese
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OnTheTrain:

no the system's on its knees; but Grandpa's on his knees , asking grandma for one more beer please.
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Jack McGuire:

And gram is still dead.
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Fredericks:

Wearing skis!
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Roberto:

I was going to say "disease."
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Karl @10:31
Did you know Fred Frith was on that record?
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PaulRobeson1924:

The Kids are tied to the race track like some finely bred race horse. Santa is waiting for them. On the other side
  10:32am
Telemachus:

Grammy’s out cavorting…
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Fredericks:

Both are wearing skis.
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leshwatt:

Fumbling with the cheese
  10:32am
Andres:

Get out the Febreeze.
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:31
Typo! Subtract the 2nd race add a songwritting is an art!!! Not a science
  10:32am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Grandma forgot her keys.
  10:32am
Wilson in SO:

It's gotta be 68°
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greg g:

↳ Andres @10:32
like the Febreeze
  10:33am
Mattynotimes:

It’d be a miracle if Santa came
Through the fogginess of greed
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Charles in Chicago @10:31
Actually half of Henry Cow. There's a cool video of them playing it live on the BBC
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ OnTheTrain @10:31
...gotta be Michelob specifically....
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Karl:

↳ Charles in Chicago @10:31
I assumed "Tubular Bells" was like a thousand years old.
  10:33am
A A Ron:

…still in bed, microplaning cheese
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PaulRobeson1924:

Santa takes a shower
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Mister Dobalina:

The Leiber & Stoller of FMU.
  10:33am
Mike W.:

The only bit that works is “the system’s on its knees”
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WTF_Chuck:

Should it be 122 degrees due to global warming?
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

lovin the holiday special going on here
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PaulRobeson1924:

Snowing in Queens
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Mister Dobalina:

The cat is in the tree.
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leshwatt:

Little Johnnie skins a knee
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OnTheTrain:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:34
Its starting to stick in Port Washington
  10:35am
Andres:

Batman smells.
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leshwatt:

Peacock playing bass
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lazy pierogi:

Honk and bonk, scat and skronk, it's christmas time in the city
  10:36am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Why are peacocks in the trees?
They only aim to please.
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Mister Dobalina:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:34
Had to look out the window & a tiny bit of flurries are coming down in my part of Queens. Thanks for the weather report.
  10:36am
Lana in Bucks County:

Peacocks, on the radio, in the trees
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PaulRobeson1924:

Add waiting? The song is building to somthing… santa is waiting? Or… Grandma is waiting…
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Why are Peacocks in the trees ?
Why are there 12 Partridges ?
...something about Jazz & ShirleyJones...
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PNX:

The bond curve is inverted
  10:37am
Wilson in SO:

... Rudolph's in Belize
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Karl @10:33
1973. This video is pretty cool actually (if you like this kind of stuff) www.youtube.com... I have a soft spot for Canterbury prog
  10:37am
jakee.jc:

A Station Wagon rolls into the driveway
As reindeer struggle to fly away
Their direction obscured by microplastics
Santa’s antics now appear spastic
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OnTheTrain:

How about Flurries in the trees, where are all of the dead bees.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Or rather, we are waiting to join Grandma
  10:37am
Wilson in SO:

Strip out the complexity. Get out of your own way. Take the various known elements of Christmas, and tarnish them.
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Woo:

Prell bottle
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Handy Haversack:

Charles said we can't give you any more ideas!
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Charles in Chicago @10:37
When "The Exorcist" came out it was brand-new
  10:38am
gone with the wind:

Why can't you guys get along at this holy place and time
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McGroovey:

Why is Grandma freezing the cookies?
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The Oscar:

Gonna need a 7" of this as a premium.
  10:38am
Telemachus:

…stop this stop this, please
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ The Oscar @10:38
More like a 17"
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leshwatt:

Little Johnnie out of adderall
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Fredericks:

↳ Honest Bernardo from Argentina @9:56
Crust?
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PaulRobeson1924:

It was hot but the snow lay on the ground
  10:39am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Can station wagon be in the song?
  10:39am
malaise:

Why are you so bent on torturing grandmas?
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Charles in Chicago @10:39
The extended dance remix is going to be the sound of the summer!
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common:

↳ rx "rexy" scabin @10:39
please
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Asheville Jon:

Clay is more of a Zero guy, Zagnut is secondary, unfortunately
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leshwatt:

Ho ho ho
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Karl:

It might be snowing but I can't tell
All I can think about is Howard Dean's yell
  10:40am
Toothgrinder Tom:

A gremlin watches over everything, stroking his meager beard?
  10:40am
malaise:

How about you play a song while you two brainstorm?
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Karl:

[cue Howard Dean yell]
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Fredericks:

Is Gary Peacock playing a Beatles' song?
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PaulRobeson1924:

The music swells…We all join the dance… only time can tell
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Woo:

Fear strikes out!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Karl @10:40
Close!
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OnTheTrain:

an old man rams his car into my trees, a few to many into the breeze.
  10:40am
Andres:

So many heads.
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chris_in_space:

As a Canadian, I hear "22 degrees" and I think summer. Should you specify fahrenheit?
  10:40am
Mike W.:

only just now that it’s becoming funny
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Asheville Jon:

FEAR does a wonderful christmas song
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Asheville Jon @10:39
Never heard of Zero, had to look it up. It's like a white Snickers, introduced in 1920
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Asheville Jon:

santa's leathery folds are red and raw???
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ chris_in_space @10:40
No, we're Americans :-)
  10:41am
Andres:

Pungent!
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

↳ chris_in_space @10:40
Works re. global warming
  10:42am
Blacktooth:

A lot of folks would say otherwise but I donate to FMU specifically for moments of audio surrealism just like this.
  10:42am
Yuri:

The music quells
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Leathery Folds 🔥
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...the confusion between Fahrenheit & Celsius will be a fine tradition...
  10:42am
Blacktooth:

I just hope some tanker-trucker on 1-9 is getting a snippet if this right now
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @10:42
/poetic ambiguity...
  10:43am
Rednex:

Christmas with Deep Purple
This show will make you scream
Feel very professional
In my $180 jeans
  10:43am
Andres:

Chimneys, your time is up.
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Feldy:

the chimney's lawning mouth open and ready fore the big man
  10:44am
rx "rexy" scabin:

96 degrees in the shade.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Twenty Two Degrees fariegnheight
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PNX:

The geese have lost their way
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Karl:

It's 22 degrees...
And you are listening...
To microplastics
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ Rednex @10:43
hahaha
  10:44am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@Charles in Chicago 10:41 really delicious too.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Grandpa is on his knees. America! America! OH Can’t you see? …
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

It needs to be warmer than 22 degrees. It's not snowing any more. Should be 52 degrees.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

~23° is about the axial tilt of the ⊕Earth - a nice nod to the Solstice...
  10:45am
Andres:

If you put a gun in the lyrics then it must be used.
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captain beef fart:

the elves are dressed in leather and the angels are in chains
the sugar plums are rancid and the stocking are in flames
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Asheville Jon:

↳ Charles in Chicago @10:41
yeah. Zero bars are ok. i will eat them when in the right mood, and if i can find them. the store i used to get them at kinda got destroyed by the hurricane.
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:44
America you took his house when he got disease. Now he waits…
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Listener Bryan (the Professor) @10:44
...unless Celsius ? ...maybe that's right...
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Feldy:

It's 22 degrees, 46 minutes past the hour, 14 minutes to the top of the hour, we got a Santa overturned on I-94
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Fredericks:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:13
never learned about country ways.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

👏👏
  10:46am
jakee.jc:

A leather daddy know as St Nick
Sweats in the chimney, white beard wet and slick
He whips his reindeer all through the night
On this holiday, being naughty is oh so right
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Whole BeachBoys verse. Lesser used but canonical...
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Asheville Jon:

glenn campbell was "making soup" in the kitchen with grandma
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Beach Boys Christmas lmao 👏👏
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PaulRobeson1924:

Make it a country song! & all we be healed. The beach boys were called, each in their season
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PaulRobeson1924:

Will be*
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leshwatt:

Folds of leather y’all
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Jack McGuire:

Santa's red sax.
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Fredericks:

Tree is full of needles.
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Feldy:

YES to jeans!
  10:48am
Andres:

Tree dropping needles on a fat groove.
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leshwatt:

Anybody want a beer?
  10:49am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@leshwatt folds of leather to you as well, friend.
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PaulRobeson1924:

& his 5 grand stereo
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milksop:

HOW is this still entertaining after TWO hours??
  10:49am
Jordan:

Folds of leathery skin are tucked
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...Santa's red & bulging sack
- full of sax & violins...
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Feldy:

the children have no pants, they just don't have the means
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PaulRobeson1924:

The tree is full of needles, we wait for the Beatles
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leshwatt:

↳ Toothgrinder Tom @10:49
And to you a happy syzygy!
  10:50am
Telemachus:

The tree is dropping needles like a DJ
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Asheville Jon:

santa killed the beatless
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:50
The tree is full of needles as we wait for the record machine to play the beatles
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joe mulligan:

↳ Song: "do they know it's xmas time" by "banned aid"
Missed the jolly ole V/Vm Christmas Cracker. You can’t just hear that anywhere
  10:50am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Full of needlesbut not the kind you think.
  10:50am
Hot Rodney:

“The beach Boys died at Kokomo” is so funny
  10:51am
weezycarneezy:

Needles drenched in dope
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @10:50
As we is not great song writing
  10:51am
jakee.jc:

Santa has to lose the jeans?
  10:51am
Andres:

“Lose the jeans”?! Getting racy.
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Asheville Jon:

i can think of a word that describes the beatles that rhymes with 'tucked'
  10:51am
weezycarneezy:

America is shot to hell
Just one way to cope
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Fredericks:

The pants are full of tucks.
  10:52am
jakee.jc:

Plucked
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Fredericks:

Cuffs.
  10:52am
jakee.jc:

Reindeer bucked
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Handy Haversack:

Well, we'll always have leathery folds.
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The Oscar:

The problem is TOO many things rhyme with "tucked."
  10:53am
jakee.jc:

Peacock plucked!
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zachary:

What about ducked, chucked, plucked, abduct, bucked...
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Jack McGuire:

Grandpa's gettin cucked.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Santa Tucked his folds up under his hat and prayed for better weather 🎶
  10:53am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@milksop 10:49 not only that, they’ve got a very promising song taking shape.
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Fredericks:

Snuck, truck, duck.
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Karl:

Full of needles
Like the dimestore Santa's arm
  10:53am
?:

Drop IS, ARE, and to be verbs. Use ACTION verbs- the tree full of needles, bends ....
  10:53am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Approaching hour 2 of the Holiday Special.
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PNX:

Santa's Lou's are slim
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...yeah can you keep 'Fentanyl' outta this...
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JG:

John, when this is all over, can you please play the Gregg Lake Christmas song?
  10:54am
milkis:

If you have needles, you should have some narcan
  10:54am
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Leathery folds drooping tucked, undone
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leshwatt:

Mu receptors trucked
  10:54am
mrmikestandsir:

The tree is full of needles, a light on each it seems.

Here comes new slim Santa Claus in thousand dollar jeans.
  10:55am
jakee.jc:

Stockings stuffed with addiction
The opioid crisis run amuck
Needles in trees spread affliction
Santa’s leathery skin can hardly tuck
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ milkis @10:54
Yes. Holiday narcan for all the girls & boys.
  10:55am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Fentanyl, Christmas, country.
  10:55am
Telemachus:

The tree is dropping needles into Santa’s balaclava
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Handy Haversack:

↳ The Oscar @10:52
frinkiac.com...
  10:55am
sean:

Leathery folds tucked / Into $80 jeans, cuffed
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steveo:

fifty-eight nights at the Kaiserkeller
  10:55am
forrestian:

Needles drop on Santa's Vinyl Chaps?
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Karl:

Are the jeans fur-cuffed?
  10:56am
rx "rexy" scabin:

@Toothgrinder Tom a real problem in my town.
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Woo:

Boston baked beans
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PaulRobeson1924:

Santa’s shiny boots of man made leather. Forget the folds, forget the night. Come with us
  10:56am
PML:

$1500 red leather pants.
  10:56am
Toothgrinder Tom:

What is playing in the background? I dig it.
  10:56am
Andres:

Code Blue
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Karl:

Ten crisp hundos stuffed into Santa's jeans
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rsj:

spandex jeans too light, will need another spleen
  10:57am
weezycarneezy:

Squirrels shot up and dead
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...Santa caught the Covids
- the test lines done turn blue...
  10:58am
PML:

Copping outside the needle exchange tree
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steveo:

the Watusi
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joe mulligan:

santa failed by haute couture while scuffing down the flu
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PaulRobeson1924:

& Santa is waiting for the Christmas Stew
  10:58am
Telemachus:

Santa’s pleather kicks are green and blue
  10:58am
sleepy:

Glue
  10:58am
weezycarneezy:

Will walk all over you
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @10:57
..so where a mask you get near
- yer own fireplace flue...
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PaulRobeson1924:

Subtract Christmas. Add Grandma’s home made stew
  10:59am
Andres:

Jeggings.
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Handy Haversack:

Romeo Santana
Squares his shoulders,
Curses Santa,
Runs a comb through his leath-ery folds.
  10:59am
forrestian:

Leathery folds of Santa's Sack
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Roberto:

Christmas Jews?
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @10:58
*wear...
  10:59am
Jasminejungle:

Sickly hue
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rsj:

folds is glazed with expensive goo
  11:00am
E:

Festive dew
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Asheville Jon:

that legal id does not fit into the lyrics very well
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steveo:

Christmas Blues
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joe mulligan:

are sloughing off the christmas juice scuffing sown the flu
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MasterofPuberty:

Christmas "hues"!
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Roberto:

Booze?
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Lizardner Dave !:

Glazed with Mountain Dew.
  11:00am
mrmikestandsir:

The leathery folds of Santia’ skin are flecked with reindeer doo
  11:01am
rx "rexy" scabin:

I cannot wait for them to work on the tune.
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Mister Dobalina:

Snapping fingers at these fine, jazzy lyrics.
  11:01am
Toothgrinder Tom:

You already used ‘pierced’ earlier.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...another treat for you...
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PaulRobeson1924:

Are pierced with liggaments and tendons of light
  11:01am
Josh from Chicago:

Santa’s skin turns a sickly hue
  11:01am
@5pangl3r:

HIDES HIS FLESH KAZOO…!!!
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

MissileToad
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

Leathery folds of Santa's skin are barely out of view.
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rsj:

cheap etsy crap
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OnTheTrain:

The folds pieced with candy canes , and blossoms of gin
  11:01am
Andres:

Mistletoe is a symptom of gout.
  11:02am
cognitive distortion arrow:

Santas sleigh was looted by the cowboy who tooted, he rides an ostrich on the island he lives, these pine needles will keep falling if nothing gives. Ringo Starr narcanned the gun that shoots jam after he no no noed expensive pants from a man who forgives... I can see clear through the glass, beauty and the beast fans collecting gas station containers for fake roses. Damn, don't do drugs if you care about your noses. Stuffed.
  11:02am
Toothgrinder Tom:

Mistletoe, unleavened dough, got free tickets to the show.
  11:02am
Roosty:

Can you read it again
  11:02am
Columbo:

…are drenched with salty dew…
  11:02am
forrestian:

Missle Toe Fungus
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MasterofPuberty:

I 2nd flesh kazoo
  11:02am
Roosty:

Roostys in
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milksop:

smudged with penguin poo
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joe mulligan:

santa pierces with st alberts
  11:02am
Big Hairy Guy:

You guys were doing so well. Don’t forget Santa’s boots so shiny.
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leshwatt:

Oozing mistletoe
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...disclose a MissileToad...
  11:02am
Roosty:

Are nary pierced with snow
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Fredericks:

Santa's skin pierced by mistletoe.
  11:02am
Roosty:

Can no longer feel the snow
  11:03am
mrmikestandsir:

The leathery folds of Santa skin are pierced with sharp bamboo
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Feldy:

WWSD
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Karl:

WWSD: break and enter
  11:03am
Benwbart:

Santa's skin pierced by childrens sin
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Big Hairy Guy @11:02
Shiny shiny
Shiny boots of leather
  11:04am
tuves:

dew
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Fredericks:

In the folds is the goo.
  11:04am
S_Rah:

A mostly auburn hue
  11:04am
Roosty:

Are tinged with the same hue
  11:04am
tuves:

santa's sweaty dew
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...he breaks a sweat for you...
  11:04am
Roosty:

The leathery folds of santas skin
Are tinged with the same hue
  11:05am
MelindafromAustin:

What would Jeszus do?
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PaulRobeson1924:

Oh yea
  11:05am
banana:

perfect
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PaulRobeson1924:

Climb on in
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Fredericks:

Kiss the shiny boots of Santa.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...he hides a treat for you...
  11:05am
banana:

there is a place for you🔥
  11:05am
Wilson in SO:

For God's sake, keep the Christmas juice
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Asheville Jon:

↳ rx "rexy" scabin @11:01
this is gonna be sung to the tune of the bay city rollers' 'saturday night'
  11:06am
Big Hairy Guy:

Little Johnny gets his gun, now he’s bound to have some fun.
  11:06am
Benwbart:

Pierced by faith anew
  11:06am
Telemachus:

Santa’s eyes snapped open when the light turned green,
He wiped away the fog of snow, it t’was but a dream
  11:06am
Hot Rodney:

In the time it’s taken you guys to write this christmas song I’ve managed to upload a christmas album I four tracked in a blizzard long ago.

https://spookytoof.bandcamp.com/album/christmas-songs-for-all-the-good-kitties
  11:06am
Toothgrinder Tom:

@rx ‘rexy’ scabin 10:56 I’m sorry to hear that.
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OnTheTrain:

I the leathery folds of saint's skin he holds a flute, plays a song of time before time and of the elder gods dancing in the winter winds.
  11:06am
Savage in Brooklyn:

are scabs of days old spew.
  11:06am
az dave:

... reflect a ghostly hue.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

the leathery folds
of Santa's skin
disclose a treat for you
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rsj:

you belong to the night
  11:07am
MelindafromAustin:

Winter dreams have not come true
All is tinged a snowy blue
I
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steveo:

and don't forget to chew
  11:07am
rx "rexy" scabin:

@Toothgrinder Tom meth, opioids, fentanyl, heroin, and poverty.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @11:06
...disclose narcan for you...
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Feldy:

The tree definitely has needles
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Roberto:

Blue like a toilet full of Ty-D-Bol.
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OnTheTrain:

we have to get some Cthulhu in there . lovecraft.fandom.com...
  11:09am
Imgur:

JA-hova’s Witnesses
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...exude narcan for you...
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Fredericks:

The tree is full of needles
They are falling on the floor
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Asheville Jon:

the folds of santa
ooze with slimy goo
  11:10am
forrestian:

Reign dear, tread on me,
the gift of your hefty presence
You'll tide wishes low
  11:10am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Franklin
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joe mulligan:

23 skidoo
  11:10am
@5pangl3r:

Are pierced with sappy goo..!!
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PaulRobeson1924:

Pierced with the arrows of discontent
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...conceal a gun for you...
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Feldy:

in Santa's folds; a gooey fresh sinew
  11:11am
Roosty:

The lights have all gone blue
the leathery folds of santas skin
might hold a treat or two
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OnTheTrain:

In the leathery folds of santa's skin, pierced by the old hands of Cthulhu
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Watch 'Get Back'. Yes. Yes it was...
  11:11am
Furry Mike:

Your band name should be the Allen Pigeon Project
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zachary:

Ha! Take the calls, John
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Asheville Jon:

how many comments are there so far?
  11:12am
E:

The leathery folds of santa's skin get caught in the chimney flue
  11:12am
gone with the wind:

Blue lights
  11:12am
S_Rah:

This is fun
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Asheville Jon:

NO BOB SEGER!!!!
  11:12am
S_Rah:

Take some calls!!!!
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Handy Haversack:

John knows that the cash redemption value of comments is 1/100th of a cent, right?
  11:12am
queems:

seger is banned
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OnTheTrain:

DRONES are dropping presents for the likes of me and you.
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Mr. Corey LLC:

Radio gold. This is pure radio gold.
  11:12am
Roosty:

the tree is full of needles
the lights have all gone blue
the leathery folds of santas skin
________________ true, hue, two, you
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PaulRobeson1924:

The needles hang like hope on the wish tree. They fall one by one to better the fold
  11:13am
Rednex:

Evidence points to Mick saying something like "people, be cool"
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Roberto:

Xanadu-ax(TM)
  11:13am
gone with the wind:

Dead ends
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leshwatt:

Little Johnnie too
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Mr. Corey LLC:

The leathery folds of santa's skin
ho, ho... who?
  11:13am
MelindafromAustin:

Winter dreams have not come true
All is tinged a snowy blue
And when we wake under twinkling stars
The tree is brown and needles too
  11:14am
Telemachus:

Leathery folds of Santa’s skin rubbed raw in the chimney flue
  11:14am
Peter:

Gone blue...Santa's skin is leathered from his tour in '72
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OnTheTrain:

Santa's been replaced by a Drone or two, dropping presents for the likes of me and you.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Telemachus @11:14
...works for me...
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Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜:

Hey all. Tardy to the party. What's going on here? I only see 3 tracks listed?
  11:15am
gone with the wind:

WWJD What would Jesus do? Turn the other cheek
  11:15am
Imgur:

I’m putting together presents
So I can sniff the glue
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PaulRobeson1924:

All year you take care of everyone
Who takes care of you
You feel like you have no wishes
As you clean the dinner dishes
Pouring wine
wrapping gifts with twine
Bills are stacked like gifts in Santa’s sleigh
There was a time, you loved Christmas Day
Until life took it away
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rsj:

the xanadu reference begs a chris cristy reference
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OnTheTrain:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜 @11:14
We are collectively making a bizarre winter song.
  11:15am
Gina:

I bet he was a Jew?
  11:15am
forrestian:

the tree is full of needles.
Santa has hit rock bottom.
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steveo:

↳ Asheville Jon @11:12
If i search for a @ character my browser says 894
  11:15am
Hot Rodney:

What would Santa do definitely rhymes with Xanadu
  11:16am
Telemachus:

…bejeweled in gold and blue
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- is BabyJeezus birthday
- so what can Xanadu...
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Hot Rodney @11:15
I like Xanadu
  11:16am
pop:

The leathery folds of Santa’s skin
Look like a kangaroo
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leshwatt:

Little Johnnie wants a drone

What would Santa do
  11:16am
Furry Mike:

The lights have all gone blue, just like my dear old grandmom and soon you will too
  11:16am
forrestian:

What Would Xenu Do?
  11:16am
Roosty:

Bring grandma back!
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rsj:

play junky christmas for some inspiration
  11:17am
Andres:

The elves have unionized
The drones are on the case
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Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜:

↳ OnTheTrain @11:15
Thanks....
  11:17am
queems:

how long is this poem
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joe mulligan:

santas job has been replaced by drones above because of you
  11:17am
forrestian:

↳ Roosty @11:16
"Grandma is frozen down below"
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steveo:

↳ queems @11:17
3 hours
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Asheville Jon:

↳ queems @11:17
about 137 minutes so far
  11:17am
Furry Mike:

The lights have all gone blue, just like my dear old grandmom and soon we all will too
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Jack McGuire:

Your fancy jeans are folded, on top of the tree skirt. Put on some gloves, and drop your trou, granny's waiting in the dirt.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...gone blue
- & so has the folds of yer leathery skin
- so he got Narcans for you...
  11:18am
Roosty:

Santas gone and crawled away
No bags of cheer for you
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Woo:

professional is the word
  11:18am
Lana in Bucks County:

Good one Furry Mike!!
  11:18am
mrmikestandsir:

…chillin’ with a spliff or two
  11:19am
BKRS:

What would Xanadu?
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PaulRobeson1924:

AMERICA. AMERICA! Santa is on his way to you.
  11:19am
queems:

@steveo brutal
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Asheville Jon:

i do like the drone aspect. shows the irrelevance of old stories and the bleak outlook for the future
  11:19am
forrestian:

Tie one off for Santa
Heat a spoon or two
  11:19am
weezycarneezy:

They nuked the North Pole and now it’s raining deer
  11:20am
forrestian:

Rudolph is on xanny bars
There's nothing Ms. Klaus can do
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...the polar bears is swimming
- the damned North Pole is gone...
  11:20am
Telemachus:

The song could use a truck
  11:21am
Andres:

The music biz is tough!
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joe mulligan:

↳ Telemachus @11:20
like an electric amazon truck
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Asheville Jon:

have we broken 1000 posts yet?
  11:21am
forrestian:

Do they know it's Christmas Time At All?
  11:21am
rx "rexy" scabin:

THIS is radio.
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

leathery folds, leathery folds
  11:21am
BKRS:

Santa's shooting up - the chimney
  11:22am
forrestian:

Do they know it's Christmas Time, Adderal?
  11:22am
Imgur:

Santa’s hanging back this year
From a rope up in the rafters
His face and belly sag and slack
Christmas has no master
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

everyone wishes for leathery folds
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dave wuz here:

an armful of christmas cheer
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zachary:

This is making me want to watch The Junky's Christmas.
  11:22am
Telemachus:

..the DJ dropped the needle
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Imgur @11:22
Nice.
  11:22am
Benwbart:

Downs methadone from a cup
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rsj:

shooting up at the drones
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Feldy:

Santa doesn't cop out on dope
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Hullo Cleveland !
...we are Empty Chimneys Waiting...
Under yer chair ...you have Narcan ...& *you* have Narcan...
  11:24am
queems:

i liked the straight to god line
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Blacktooth:

It's A Very Gary Busey Christmas
  11:24am
v:

Santa’s shooting up in his sleigh
  11:24am
the serpent:

Rhyme chimney with Wilfred brimley
  11:24am
BKRS:

runs into a drone..
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joe mulligan:

the leathery folds of santas skin squeezed out of his black $180 jeans
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Jack McGuire:

Santa's last good vein, is in his leathery folds. Bring a penlight and a tweezer, to see what the furure holds
  11:25am
Rednex:

Mommy, why does Santa hate jazz?
  11:25am
forrestian:

shooting up the chimney
all his reindeer holding
sacks of christmas junk
  11:25am
Drewid:

Santa’s rising from his sickbed
He’s coming for your guns,
Shot some NyQuil in his veins
He’s ready for some fun
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Jack McGuire:

future.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Forget Santa! Too German!! Think of the American out there waiting for Christimas! Home for the holidays. Home from the strip mine and mill
  11:26am
BKRS:

it cant get no verse
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Handy Haversack:

Well, I gotta take my leathery folds out to the car and watch for the pointless arm of the law. Thanks, JA, Clay! Looking forward to your WAB fill-in, JA.

Shouldn't there be more JAZZ in this piece?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am
Feldy:

Santa shoots down the chimney before he shoots up again
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Karl:

I feel like there's bound to be some robo-tripping in this verse
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...this is a full Feature Cartoon & a Sequel by now...
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PaulRobeson1924:

Santa takes a nice bath
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Audrey from Colombia:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:26
Yeah, they should add some jazz reference
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zachary:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:26
Safe travels, Handy!
  11:27am
Lana in Bucks County:

I can't think of a better way to spend a December morning.. Thank you John and Clay.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ Feldy @11:26
Good with the Tree Needles.
  11:27am
forrestian:

This is offensive.
Everyone knows Santa is hooked on COKE
  11:28am
rx "rexy" scabin:

My children would like it.
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ forrestian @11:27
Tree Needles & a Coke.
  11:28am
forrestian:

↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @11:28
Yeeeeah!!
Speedball Santa!
  11:28am
weezycarneezy:

Santa’s wearing out his welcome
and Johnny’s Lou Reed jeans
He’s leaving gifts in Brooklyn
But skipping Bronx and Queens
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woj:

santa's eating cookies
laced with fentanyl
he's gonna fly really high
when the reindeer come to call
  11:29am
jfw iii:

I liked the “shooting up the chimney” and the needle exchange stuff.
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Jack McGuire:

The leathery folds stay in. This is Christmas, dammit.
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Woo:

Santa takes to the sky on a natural high
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti:

His breath stinking of whiskey rye
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Jack McGuire:

No cookies on his plate.
Avatar 11:31am
HyperDose:

Clay really knows how to paint a picture
  11:31am
BKRS:

Santa's on Ozempic?
  11:31am
Furry Mike:

Shooting up BY the chiminey
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woj:

springtime for santa
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zachary:

↳ Furry Mike @11:31
Yes.
  11:32am
jfw iii:

The cookies on the plate line seems very rock and roll to me.
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Jack McGuire:

It was Christmas Eve at the Needle Exchange....
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti @11:30
Them good ol' boys, they stank of whisky and rye
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Asheville Jon:

wholesome is so 1954
  11:33am
BKRS:

this is great!
  11:33am
lex:

Love ya Clay
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Zinn The Mood:

“Shooting up the chimney
Where’s the CEO?”
  11:33am
sleepy:

Dim rhymes with skin
  11:33am
forrestian:

our beardo feind
gone "around-the-world"
emptied out his sack
Bushwick holds out open arms,
glad to have him back
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Woo:

I remember we were flying along and hit something in the air
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rsj:

like a dinosaur, a t-rex in spandex
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Asheville Jon:

bells are too loud in the mix
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zachary:

This really has a Slick Nick vibe.
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Charles in Chicago:

notify the next of kin
  11:34am
D. Belle:

This is really nice
  11:34am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Din.
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Jack McGuire:

Rudolph's nose turned into a drone.
  11:34am
BKRS:

Santa's wearing Skims
  11:34am
forrestian:

and a Krampus-filled cyst
  11:34am
D. Belle:

BELLS WERE THE CORRECT VOLUME BRING THEM BACK
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Roberto:

The ice is getting hard and SO IS SANTA
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WTF_Chuck:

Santas getting thin. Cause he’s got the diabetes
  11:35am
?:

"Shooting up the chimney like a junkie on the piers, Santa can't make the sleigh because of his fat, wet tears."
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zachary:

↳ zachary @11:34
My father really enjoyed playing, Slick Nick, You Devil You, around the holidays: fishbone.bandcamp.com...
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2/3 of the Perrin Family:

Can you guys please preempt the rest of the day and just keep going? OMG, I love the free jazz that is the banter of John Allen and Clay. Thanks and sending holiday love and rhymes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am
OnTheTrain:

Santa's shooting up the Drones, with a big old Jolly Grinn.
  11:35am
Furry Mike:

In the leathery folds of Santas skin his fix kit made him grin

Shooting up by the chiminey the lights were growing dim
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...shooting up the chimbley
he guns a midnight high...
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zachary:

↳ 2/3 of the Perrin Family @11:35
Hear, hear. A 24-hour special.
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OnTheTrain:

↳ 2/3 of the Perrin Family @11:35
+1
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Jay From NH:

❄️ Shooting up the chimney like a junkie on the piers, Santa can't make to his the sleigh because he had too many beers.
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woj:

shooting up the chimney
and out into the night
the leathery folds of santa's wings
will eclipse the light
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Asheville Jon:

i putting my bets on this whole thing gets scrapped at 11:57
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HLLOW:

... into outer space
  11:37am
Mich:

Shooting up the chimney creating extra stars
  11:37am
weezycarneezy:

Shooting up the chimney
His suit is sooty black
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Zinn The Mood:

“Shooting up the chimney
Where’s the CEO?
It’s the people’s choice now
Luigi Mangione”
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Yeah where's Krampus.
  11:37am
Furry Mike:

We still have to kill Grandma!!!!
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Asheville Jon @11:37
Sounds about right
  11:37am
Roosty:

Shooting up the chimney
Into the black of night
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leshwatt:

Thanks guys!
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joe mulligan:

as santa's shooting up the chimney, the lights are going dim, his leathery folds are scraping the flue, christmas has a happy ending for all of us, and him!
Avatar 11:38am
HyperDose:

nobody tell John that children are singing
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...Krampus surely has leatheryfoldz...
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full_english_breakfast:

u are good clay, it's fine! u guys make me smile more than the endless "wholesome", "feel-good" christmas vibes we are dealing with this time of year
  11:38am
queems:

who is writing the music for this
  11:38am
Mich:

Brian super nova
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OnTheTrain:

Shooting up the Chimney , out at the drones , with his loud battle cry. Fueled by the death of the beachboys the bitter cold of 22 degrees.
  11:39am
rx "rexy" scabin:

@woj yes
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Listener Jonny in MA:

OMG, this show has been a Christmas Miracle!!!
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PaulRobeson1924:

Mobile GListening now
  11:39am
Roosty:

shooting up the chimney
no stars out in the sky
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PaulRobeson1924:

Stars better yes
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Asheville Jon:

JA, WE NEED A POST COUNT UPDATE
  11:40am
forrestian:

All the children asking;
"Why is Santa High?"
Ma and Pa answer;
"For Retail R.O.I."
  11:40am
Furry Mike:

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

↳ OnTheTrain @11:38
...& call it a night.
  11:40am
blee:

drill noise yes
  11:40am
Andres:

Xmas Scars
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leshwatt:

Happy syzygy
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OnTheTrain:

Shooting out the chimney up at the stars, all the drone operators are now drunk in the bars.
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common:

these sounds need to be in this song!
  11:40am
weezycarneezy:

He sneaks up on the Christmas drones
And shoves them in his sack.
  11:40am
rx "rexy" scabin:

You have 20 minutes for the tune.
  11:41am
pop:

Shooting out the chimney,
Shooting at the stars
Aiming for the galaxy
At Jupiter and Mars
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Asheville Jon:

thanks JA
i know we can easily break 1000
Avatar 11:41am
The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti:

Santa shoots out with a skiddley-dee
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

omg boys you're doing it
  11:41am
tuves:

bethlehem's too far
  11:42am
dave:

Love this!
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HyperDose:

this is just rapping now
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common:

yes!
  11:42am
queems:

i legitimately just loled irl
  11:42am
blee:

Clay’s got this
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Asheville Jon:

oh thank god for the archives!!!
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Charles in Chicago:

dying here
  11:42am
Lana in Bucks County:

Oh yes, so good!
  11:42am
Furry Mike:

Shooting out the chimney he stumbles and he falls

He just can't help but wonder...
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
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Jay From NH:

Rap ? haha this is a RIOT
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woj:

wiki wik
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ Zinn The Mood @11:37
i was hoping luigi would make an appearance
  11:42am
Rednex:

Finally some real jazz
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woj:

wiki wiki
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zachary:

↳ Furry Mike @11:42
Nice!
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zachary:

They need a looper at WFMU.
  11:43am
Wild Cheddar:

Chris Christie in his lawn chair flying all the drones
  11:43am
rx "rexy" scabin:

Playing this every Xmas. A new tradition.
Avatar 11:43am
Fredericks:

Hidden in the leather folds are Elon's electric cars
  11:43am
Andres:

In the leathery folds of Santa’s skin
A Christmas scar is born
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Audrey from Colombia:

So good, what a morning
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C:

Soo soo good! Let’s get that 1,000.
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Woo:

another comment on the way to one-thousand
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Lana in Bucks County:

uh oh
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Wild Cheddar @11:43
From a deserted beach!
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McGroovey:

It's a new classic!
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Jonny Blues from MA:

I just want be a part of the thousand comments 😑
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti:

Clay got bars 🔥🔥
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Fredericks:

↳ Furry Mike @11:42
Where is the Christmas ball?
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Woo @11:43
where do you see the comment count?
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blee:

Santa’s smooching Ds
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Boonie:

Leathery folds of Santas skin drip down the cedar chest
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sleepy:

He dropped the mistletoe into his leathery folds
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Feldy:

cold wind definitely blows
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Lana in Bucks County:

Bimini
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Toothgrinder Tom:

Dimly
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blee:

Chimint & crimmeny
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The Oscar:

This is the best three-hour Christmas carol I've ever heard!
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Benwbart:

The reindeer all have fleas
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Roosty:

Chimney
In me
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joe mulligan:

the leathery folds of santas skin shows all our christmas scars
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Lana in Bucks County:

Crimini
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Fredericks:

Cockney, sand flea, honey bee
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rx "rexy" scabin:

Orange rhymes with chimney.
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OnTheTrain:

Chim-a-knee, orange cone in the street stopping all the cars
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v:

Shooting up the chimney
Into the dark night
Hidden in his leather folds
Santa got that china white
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dave:

A new Christmas classic
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti:

(image of Frasier and Niles trying to write a song together)
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?:

'jiminy'
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OnTheTrain:

↳ rx "rexy" scabin @11:45
great minds think a like
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milksop:

Yes!
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...some distance from a gently ironic carol of no more snow...
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forrestian:

Merry RIZZMAS, one and all
  11:46am
Furry Mike:

Wilfred brimley
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Lana in Bucks County:

hmmm dark, John
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Fredericks:

Hide our Christmas scars?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Vacation in Bimini, while thinking of your chimney.
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rx "rexy" scabin:

@OnTheTrain ours do too.
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Toothgrinder Tom:

Christmas scars? Yuletide scars maybe.
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BKRS:

chimney / givin' me ?
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Woo:

Bobby Darin wrote Splish Splash in 15 minutes
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Charles in Chicago:

HIDE all the Christmas scars
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common:

"they're in there? the scars?" heeeee
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Jane:

Shooting up the chimney, and out into the snow, Santa crashed into a drone and now we’ll never know
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woj:

↳ Toothgrinder Tom @11:46
holiday scars
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Charles in Chicago @11:46
what Fredericks said
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Lana in Bucks County:

Oh, It's Joe that got dark, thought that was from JA
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Furry Mike:

Conceal his Christmas scars
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woj:

↳ woj @11:46
or solstice scars
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rx "rexy" scabin:

Holiday scars
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Charles in Chicago:

If you're talking about Santa you can say Christmas, for christ sake
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Furry Mike:

Conceal his Christmas scars
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Fredericks:

well earned scars?
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OnTheTrain:

hiding all our "Samhain scars"
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jamfan420:

“Are hidden *Yuletide** scars” was pretty good. Tree’s skirt…grandma’s dirt…
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common:

winter scars?
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Lana in Bucks County:

Christmas is better cause it holds more conflict than Yuletide (scars)
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SOUP:

↳ forrestian @11:46
MERRY RIZZAS!!!
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Asheville Jon:

we have to have surpassed 1000 posts by now.
congrats everyone!
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Fredericks:

Seasonal scars.
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Lana in Bucks County:

I like hide better too
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Asheville Jon:

grandma's buried under the deck
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Fredericks:

Hide the season's scars.
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rx "rexy" scabin:

@Charles in Chicago a win.
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BKRS:

↳ @11:45
yuletide scars, excellent!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

"Where are your scars, Dale?"
"Scarsdale"
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Roberto:

You might include something about how Hanukkah is later than Christmas this year.
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Lana in Bucks County:

Why is grandma outside freezing?
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Andres:

“Where did we leave Grandma?” will be asked many times this season.
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Bobby:

Thanks jazz you’re the one for me
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the serpent:

Look like the surface of Mars
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HLLOW:

conceal or reveal
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rx "rexy" scabin:

@Lana in Bucks County she is buried in the yard.
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forrestian:

It's that time of year again
Pour yourself an eggnog cup
Let's go out to the yard
and dig ole grandma up!
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Lana in Bucks County:

Oh, ok thanks rexy
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Furry Mike:

CONCEAL his yule tide scars!
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Andres:

Christmas Rictus is the coup de grace.
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Jack McGuire:

With her fillers melting, dribbling down her chin.
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lazy pierogi:

Grandma’s down there frozen, stuffed from head to toe, with at least a dozen, bags of the purest dope

?
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Karl:

Public improvising Christmas lyrics is the freest form of free jazz
  11:50am
BKRS:

she says please have a cookie, you'll never eat again
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Mennlinn Rebarts:

Rictus Erectus is the youngest son of Immortan Joe from Mad Max.
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geo in jc:

Someone please get the man a Denver omelette.
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doppelmopper:

she’s under dirt for now but will she ever rise agin?
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Imgur:

Just like William Berger
She will rise again
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Lana in Bucks County:

I like it lazy pierogi
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rx "rexy" scabin:

No one knows if she'll rise again.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Society is on its knees
Grandma will rise again
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milksop:

The drones are dropping pixie dust to help her rise again
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Zinn The Mood:

↳ bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢) @11:42
There isn’t anything more momentous now, in so many ways.

How could he not make an appearance, Clay and John?

The People want to know!
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Furry Mike:

I just can't help but wonder, will she rise again
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woj:

↳ Imgur @11:51
there it is!
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Roberto:

Pre-empt all subsequent programming until this song is finished!
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Fredericks:

With her dying grin
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HLLOW:

frozen grandma from the dirt
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corner stow:

grandmas down there frozen with her rictus grin, will a new savior be born or will she rise again?
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weezycarneezy:

In frozen mud and earthworm shit
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zachary:

↳ Roberto @11:52
Jessica is probably game.
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Woo:

Good luck shopping Clay. Buy yourself something nice too. You deserve it.
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weezycarneezy:

Writhing in a fit
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Furry Mike:

The drones they circle overhead.
She soon will rise again
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rsj:

jessica is such a savior
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Asheville Jon:

throwing out the term rictus grin adds the element of education to the song, show, and wfmu in general
  11:53am
dave:

Thanks JA and Clay! Merry Christmas!!
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forrestian:

Holiday Zombie Grandma and Drugg-addled Santa falling for each other - our next Hallmark/Netflix Xmas holiday rom-com , please
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Roberto:

Rictus: my new vocabulary for today.
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Jack McGuire:

Will
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Karl:

Can't tell if this is a resurrection Christmas song, or a zombie Christmas song. Either way I'm in.
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Roosty:

She will
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OnTheTrain:

↳ milksop @11:52
+1
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Asheville Jon:

post count?
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PaulRobeson1924:

& She shall be made whole again
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BKRS:

She will
(she shall leads to the seashells thing....which is an option of course...)
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forrestian:

Zombie Grandma has to go pick Santa up from the NA meeting now.
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Just Mat:

She shall SHINE again!
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Toothgrinder Tom:

What key is this in? I need to know!
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common:

this is the best
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PaulRobeson1924:

& she shall be restored
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listener 126464:

Thank you, John and Clay. Merry Christmas!
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Just Mat @11:54
Good
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queems:

this was wild, thanks john allen and clay pigeon
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Roosty:

Merry Christmas!! Happy holidays and thanks for a great show
  11:55am
D. Belle:

Thanks guys, this was nice
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Lana in Bucks County:

Thank you John, Happy holidays to you and Clay too! xo
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Rednex:

Merry Jazzmas
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Fredericks:

↳ forrestian @11:50
That's a good one, Forrestian. Haven't seen you around for years.
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weezycarneezy:

The grandma tremor rumbles forth
Ejecting he from earth
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

this was so cute
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rx "rexy" scabin:

Thank you for the delight John and Everyone.
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BKRS:

whole lotta fun!
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bradford:

Thanks JA & Pidge. Hoping this will be a new Xmas tradition.
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Zinn The Mood:

Santa’s gave up his redcoat
He’s in an orange jumpsuit now
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Roosty:

Thats been the theme “we gotta get rid of these kids”
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Listener Jonny in MA:

THis was an awesome show. Thx Pidge and JA!!!
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BKRS:

So many great amazing ideas everybody!!
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Jack McGuire:

GREAT SHOW.
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

listen to those peacocks
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Roberto:

Who needs programming when you've got these two guys?
  11:58am
sleepy:

This was SO fun! Thanks all!
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milksop:

SO funny. Thx for the belly laughs, guys
  11:58am
BKRS:

The smoke alarms play jingle bells?
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KWilde:

Running out of time!
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Fredericks:

Go with Fahey for backing.
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forrestian:

↳ Fredericks @11:56
Good to see you again, Fredericks!
Hope you've been safe despite all the storms down there in N-R FL
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Corey:

That was a blast! Thanks for the holiday cheer.
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woj:

ho ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh oh oh
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Listener Jonny in MA:

Just lettin' you know... I'm getting the MP3 of this and I'm gonna sample the hell outta this. episode.
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Audrey from Colombia:

Thank you JAzz, thank you Clay, happy holidays everyone!
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Jack McGuire:

Santa's Folds, take 36
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Andres:

Songwriting credits for publishing royalties are gonna be tricky.
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Roosty:

Freestyle no music! Not needed
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woj:

best sleaford mods christmas carol ever
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Jeezuseffinchrist:

dear lord 12 pm can't come fast enough
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Fishtown Mike:

Great show! This is exactly why I love WFMU. Messed up stuff no one in their right mind would play on the radio. Happy holidays DJ JA & Clay!
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Andres:

Nothing like a deadline. Fantastic! Thanks, JA & Clay!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thank you! Merry JAZZMAS, guys!
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forrestian:

L7s get Krampus.
The rest of us get Clay and JA!!! HUZZAH.
*FINGER SNAPS*
*FINGER SNAPS*
*FINGER SNAPS*
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Karl:

I look forward to revisions on Jan. 3 2025
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Asheville Jon:

the background music sounds like gary wilson
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lazy pierogi:

platinum
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joe mulligan:

woo hoo!
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

This was nuts. NUTS! Thanks, both.
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Charles in Chicago:

↳ Listener Jonny in MA @11:57
well that was a blast. thanks guys.
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The Frasier Crane of Ypsilanti aka Red Door:

Certified Masterpiece
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Denman:

This is my favorite Soul Coughing song
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2/3 of the Perrin Family:

thanks
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Asheville Jon:

final post count?
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Tommy in Neversink:

↳ Fishtown Mike @11:59
We considered moving to Fishtown but kenned up in the Catskills
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Lana in Bucks County:

Thank you thank you John and Clay, best Holiday gift ever!!
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Tommy in Neversink:

ended
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Well that was hella fun.
~ TY Always off-brand MuppettShow (DJs JA & CP) ~
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