WFMU: Hits From The Crypt: Playlist from October 11, 2013

Listener comments!
	9:01am nah: hiya!
	9:01am fred von helsing: MOAR !
	9:02am Russ: HI
	9:02am sara: guten morgen
	9:03am amEdeo: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii iiiiiii ii i iiiii iii iii i iiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
	9:03am fred: Beastin' morning Keili. This Low Fat Getting High jingle is great
	9:03am common: happy FRIIIIIDAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
	9:03am Toots: Mama in da haus!
	9:04am Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63: ...if I hear you I'm late...
	9:05am Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63: ...perfect Set so far!...
	9:06am Russ: Bora da
	9:08am Toots: Awrite!
	9:09am dc pat: aaaagh!
	9:09am Toots: Congrats DC PAT on your Beastie Award!
	9:10am Keili: HEY EVERYBODY! Let's start this weekend right - with VULTURE SHIT! Congrats to my first three commenters, Nah, Fred VH, and Russ, you'll be featured in Tuesday's Beastly Weekly video on my youtube channel: youtube.com/user/DJKeili! BEAST.
	9:10am Keili: @fred - one of my fave jingles!
	9:10am nah: Yay!
	9:12am dc pat: HEY thanks Toots, and than YOU DJK! Only award I ever got, sniff...
	9:15am Toots: I pledged. Did YOU pledge?
	9:15am dc pat: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
	9:16am fred von helsing: hey NAH welcome to l33t, am I right russ ?
	9:16am Toots: I pledged, but didn't get a red heart. :(
	9:19am Senor Loma (aka indyGOkid): I now work at the Swedish Embassy as their meatball model.
	9:20am dc pat: if you click on my profile, it will turn into a visited link, gray.
	9:20am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): I made it!
	9:23am nah: FVH it is my pride and joy to be part of this group
	9:23am fred von helsing: 432 Hertz, 72 merely Tickles
	9:23am Russ: Jokes? More pirate jokes? I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!
	9:23am Keili: YAY ELWYN!
	9:23am Toots: oooh! looky there!
	9:23am Toots: hahaha!
	9:24am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): I miss you Tootsy!
	9:25am mama fried: @Russ You made me work for that one!
	9:28am tim from champaign: Howdy
	9:29am common: holy shit! my band starts a song with breathing in that exact same rhythm. wow!
	9:29am Professional Courtesy: VULTURE SUIT!!!
	9:30am ! I X Key !: show sum luv
	9:30am Green Mountain Man Mark: Not that unusual.
	9:32am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Hyperventilation is not just a serious condition. Now it's a musical condition. :-)
	9:32am common: @green mountain man: I guess not.
	9:34am Bob in DC and/or VA: Hey there everybody! Great show so far.
	9:34am ! I X Key !: kaylee hooray awesome
	9:35am lasophielle: Vulture Ship!
	9:35am tombom: cool wow dang nice
	9:36am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Vulture Ship => Vulture Starship
	9:37am lasophielle: Vulture Shibboleth
	9:38am Andrew Waterloo: Vulture Firetruck
	9:38am Toots: starship is every band's downfall. Jefferson...
	9:38am Steve: Vulture sabertotth
	9:38am Professional Courtesy: Mike B for Pope!
	9:39am Mark: What about a maritime highbrow side project called Culture Ship?
	9:39am Toots: Why is that dude leaving the country?
	9:40am Mark: If you don't choose The Joys of Employment, I'm no longer a fan of the band.
	9:40am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Professional Courtesy => Professional Discourtesy
	9:40am Toots: "I'm Mike B and I'm back from the dead."
	9:40am Professional Courtesy: Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy
	9:40am Sherlock Holmes: The Joys of Naval Employment
	9:41am lasophielle: @Toots he has to go hang out in the north of England for a while
	9:42am Toots: No one "Has" to hang out in the north of England for a while.
	9:43am lasophielle: @Toots If by that you mean Mike B (the Sexy Drummaster of Twitter) possesses an arousing voice, then yes. He loves saying beverages it seems
	9:43am Condor Crap: I am bigger & my songs are longer.
	9:43am Toots: Bon Shit
	9:44am Toots: Culture Ship is great!
	9:44am Condor Crap: Professional Courtesy of The Beatles
	9:45am lasophielle: Shit Jovi's Culture Ship of Dreams
	9:45am Keili: The band loves the suggestions!
	9:46am lasophielle: oops I used the s word
	9:46am Toots: Isn't this that song from that commercial?
	9:47am dc pat: this is that damn song my daughter played none sotp about 3 months ago...this is a better version
	9:47am Toots: oh boy...
	9:48am Professional Courtesy: Can you say Vulture Clit on the air?
	9:48am Toots: oh. But it's AVA LUNA! They rule.
	9:48am Keili: @dc pat - haha the only reason I'll play it!
	9:48am ?: Buenos Guanos!
	9:48am Keili: If you guys have any questions/jokes for vulture shit - feel free to post them now and I'll let them know on air!
	9:50am lasophielle: @Professional courtesy well you just prompted me to google that (do lady vultures have them?) but instead i found out urbandictionary has a typically gynophobic entry under 'clit vulture'
	9:52am Cecile: DCP, I only got 16/20 on Ikea or Death. Admittedly I was hungry and tired when I took the quiz, but still...Only True Kvlt.
	9:53am corrie: Top Brass sounds lame. sorry. not sorry. go with joys of employment/professional courtesy. I like Joys of better, because it sounds like you're a cookbook, rather than a cleaning company. go for it. be the best you can be. julia child. etc.
	9:54am northguineahills: Unstoppable Death Machines, a poppier version of Lightning Bolt.
	9:54am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): @Cecile: I only got 13/20. I need to spend more time at Ikea listening to death metal.
	9:54am Davee: Whoooooooooo?
	9:54am Professional Courtesy: @lasophielle nice find. I'll try to use that in my next business meeting
	9:55am Cecile: hahahahaha spatula I actually owned both death metal albums and things from Ikea that were mentioned in the quiz, so that was pretty helpful.
	9:56am Cecile: But I wanted to be a Dark Master like Diane K. Plus side, I know what "kvlt" means.
	9:56am dc pat: Cecile: just goes to show what plenty of sleep and nutrition prior to an exam will do for you. Not a bad score though.
	9:56am Cecile: never heard that phrase or seen that spelling before...
	9:56am dc pat: hey, I'm happy with my score--I beat the Pi.
	9:57am Cecile: I have a Gruntdal in my kitchen and Ackercocke in my mp3 files.
	9:57am Cecile: I know, hahahaha That should be a campaign slogan "A Gruntdal in every kitchen, and an Ackercocke on every iPod."
	9:58am Professional Courtesy: Here's a great Vulture Tidbit: Black vultures have weaker beaks than raptorial birds, and as a consequence they can't crack through the tough hides and solid bones of a carcass. So they have to attack the softest body parts of their victims first -- the anus and eyeballs.
	9:59am lasophielle: @Professional Courtesy certainly rings true of Randy Vandal!
	10:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Damn you DCPat, I'm returning my Kuupuu, I don't need three kitchen mixers
	10:00am Cecile: that's probably why they dig carrion so much, pre-tenderized.
	10:01am Cecile: 3 mixers is true kvlt, Pi.
	10:02am Professional Courtesy: Vulture Tidbit Part 2: Once the butthole buffet is depleted, the black vulture then burrows in through the devoured rectum to get at the rest of the tender innards. Think about that: Every time they get hungry, they have to dig an asshole tunnel using their mouths instead of shovels.
	10:02am Toots: I just don't think anything should be called, "The Stain".
	10:03am Pine: Yum yum bum bum
	10:04am Cork: From Yahoo Answers : I found several scientific studies that were able to isolate a virus or a bacteria from vulture feces or their excretory system. * Bacillus anthracis, the bacteria that causes anthrax was found in vulture feces in the Etosha National Park, Namibia. * Palyam serogroup orbivirus was isolated from vulture feces in Zimbabwe. * Newcastle disease virus (NDV) was isolated from a cloacal swab of a deceased vulture at the Tel Aviv University Research Zoo. * Vulture herpesvirus (VHV) was found in the rectum tissues of an Indian Gyps vulture.
	10:04am Weight Loss Stoner Hippie '76: Question for VS--- what is your favorite pumpkin spiced product this season?
	10:04am dc pat: I just got Effektiv's new album...arrrrresome.
	10:05am tim from champaign: Vulture Shit temporarily go by Tenderoni.
	10:07am lasophielle: Good question, weight loss 76. Does Martha Stewart do a pumpkin spice latte? Vulture Shippers would certainly beast about that
	10:09am Professional Courtesy: @Keili, here is a helpful article on getting rid of Vultures (for after the show)...The best way to discourage vultures is to create an inhospitable environment. Frequently run outside, clapping and shouting, or set off firecrackers throughout the week (if legal in your area). Hang shiny, fluttery objects in the roost to frighten them away. Ordinary sprinkler systems (the kind that squirt high-powered jets of water) If you can get a sprinkler jet to reach into the middle of the roost, and turn it on whenever they look like they are making themselves comfortable, you may find success.
	10:09am Davee: A shotgun is effective too!
	10:10am Cork: make your very own Martha Stewart Vultue Cage this halloween ...www.marthastewart.com...
	10:11am lasophielle: @ProfessionalCourtesy (attn Keili) wouldn't work, didn't you know, these ones LOVE fireworks
	10:12am Cecile: Call them Vulture Kvlt. (pronounced cult)
	10:13am fred von helsing: hey to avoid FCC probs you can call them by an anagram, like Tutu Shrivel, or Us Evil Truth, or Vie Thru Lust
	10:13am Toots: AWYEAHFREDVONH!
	10:13am dc pat: "Tutu Shrivel"!
	10:14am lasophielle: Tutu Shrivel I like
	10:14am KP: Privelege sounds super.
	10:14am Keili: @FVH - genius. pure genius.
	10:16am Professional Courtesy: New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively.
	10:17am Professional Courtesy: A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle.
	10:17am dc pat: pretty sure this vulture shit would make anyone's tutu shrivel.
	10:18am Professional Courtesy: The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face .
	10:18am dc pat: nobody's mention their last defense which is puking on you.
	10:18am Keili: @northguineahills - We think so too! Though live, they have a lot more effects on their drums.
	10:18am lasophielle: @professionalcourtesy now that you point it out, duh, that must have been where the filth got the idea. #policingfromNature
	10:20am John from Ft Lauderdale: Life is like a box of chocolates. It can kill a dog. #robdelaney
	10:20am Cork: Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
	10:20am Professional Courtesy: New World vultures lack a syrinx and are nearly silent. They do not have songs, and their typical vocalizations are limited to grunts, hisses and similar sounds.
	10:21am lasophielle: from the placid mesmeric R I C H I E 's twitter feed: if i gotta do something i don't want to, i'll usually but fuck it. i'll say, "I gotta do that, but fuck it."
	10:21am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): @Cork, I never knew vultures had such interesting lives!
	10:22am Professional Courtesy: That post re: a vulture's syrinx should have been @RandyVandal
	10:23am Professional Courtesy: Vultures enjoy their own unique holiday, International Vulture Awareness Day, which is celebrated on the first Saturday of each September.
	10:26am Professional Courtesy: A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
	10:27am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: My father has a nice quote, "I've eaten shit with the rest of them, but I'm smart enough to know when I'm full."
	10:27am Toots: @Cork- HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
	10:28am Cork: Vultures! One of the environment’s most necessary – but often overlooked – creatures. Today is International Vulture Awareness Day (IVAD09), and I’m participating in IVAD’s blog festival – “Blog for Vultures” – with a list of 16 cool facts about these amazing birds. 16 Cool Facts About Vultures There are 23 species of “vultures”: 16 Old World vultures found in Africa, Asia, and Europe, and seven New World vultures (including the two condors) found in the Americas. (The list is provided below.) Old World and New World vultures are actually not closely related. However, because both groups perform highly specialized functions, they have developed similar biological traits. Old World vultures do not have a good sense of smell – they rely exclusively on incredible eyesight to locate food – a soaring vulture can spot a 3-foot animal carcass from 4 miles away. Several species of New World vultures have a good sense of smell, unusual for raptors. The Rueppell’s griffon vulture is the world’s highest flying bird. In 1973, one collided with an airplane off the Ivory Coast; at the time, the plane was flying at 37,000 feet. Vultures can eat up to 20 percent of their own body weight in one sitting. Vultures are equipped with a digestive system that contains special acids that will dissolve anthrax, botulism, and cholera bacteria. Vultures do not go after healthy prey, but will attack wounded and dying animals. New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively. The bald, or lightly-feathered, head is specially designed to stay clean even when confronted with blood and bodily fluids present in the carcasses. Any remaining germs are baked off by the sun. A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle. By consuming the carcasses of diseased animals, vultures prevent the spread of life-threatening diseases such as rabies and anthrax among animals and humans. Check out how declining vulture populations are linked to the spread of rabies in humans. Most vulture species mate for life. The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face . Most vultures are social and several species can often be seen feeding together on the same carcass. One of the few animals to use tools, Egyptian vultures use rocks to break open ostrich eggs – check out the video below:
	10:28am Professional Courtesy: Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
	10:28am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: That's the joke^
	10:31am lasophielle: YES! IT IS
	10:31am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Does he intend to wreak havoc with his erotic voice?
	10:34am lasophielle: If I could, I'd listen to Mike B saying "burrow through" and "thanks FCC" as I fall asleep every night
	10:35am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Erotic vultures - isn't that a Pixies thing?
	10:35am tim from champaign: Getting rid of vultures? Didn't those fools who wrote those recommendations read The Red Pony?
	10:38am lasophielle: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKE B
	10:38am Whosondephone: OH JESUS!!!
	10:38am Toots: Are we going to hear any Vulture Shit music?
	10:39am lasophielle: Yeah time for some Vulture Shit music
	10:39am Cecile: I'm going to a Steampunk craft fair next weekend. Gonna wear my garb 'n' shit.
	10:41am lasophielle: Fact: I got told off once for getting the rhythm to the refrain in Church Van Contraband subtly wrong.
	10:41am Cecile: Oh, you mean "American Horror Story: COH-ven?"
	10:41am Ken From Hyde Park: Here's a web site that tracks the movement of various vultures - www.vulturemovements.org...
	10:41am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): I am often too lazy to go to conventions. One time I was in stormtrooper costume and some jerk teenagers held a plastic knife to my throat for a photo and I wanted to beat them up. I'm going to a convention in my home city next week because Yo La Tengo are playing the night before. I'm nervous about bringing any costumes to my parents' home because my parents don't I spent so much on Star Wars costumes.
	10:41am Cecile: spec, are you originallyl from Mpls?
	10:42am lasophielle: nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free
	10:42am Cecile: here's a topic - what are their favorite bands and influences?
	10:43am lasophielle: or, another topic - how did their traumatic experience at the hands of Bon Jovi's merger-mangling managers earlier this year impact their output
	10:43am Cecile: ken!
	10:45am common: that's good stuff!
	10:46am dc pat: Dirt Fences, pfff. These kids today gotta put more effort into group names...
	10:47am Keili: dirty* <- so much more effort!
	10:48am Cecile: Like Polygraph, Butterfly Bandages, or ? and the Trustafarians.
	10:48am Cecile: Or The Last Temptation of Vincent D'Onfrio. All available from me!
	10:49am Cecile: Panko Cruise!
	10:50am fred von helsing: @dcpat how about Kinetic Booty Meltdown Slagheap? (that popped up yesterday)
	10:51am Cecile: Bad Hair Decade!
	10:52am dc pat: Oh, DirtY Fences! That's different.
	10:54am Cecile: How about Dirt Nap?
	10:57am Cecile: and of course, the Oneders.
	10:57am Keili: THE ONEDERS
	10:58am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Kveili will you play some Dark Throne?
	10:59am Cecile: not mine, from the movie "that thing you do". Yeah, Darkthrone.
	11:00am tim from champaign: Man, I need some of Fabio's coffee. I'm falling a sleep at my desk. Too many Thursday night beersies.
	11:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Darkmasters for everyone! it chops, it dices...
	11:00am Cecile: Pi, I read this interview with Darkthrone, and one of the guys says he likes to walk around in pink spandex pants to piss off the faithful.
	11:00am fred von helsing: this cranks !
	11:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Beersies**&@@#$%???
	11:01am fred von helsing: from Japan cool
	11:01am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: LOL Cecile!!! I love them so much.
	11:01am Cecile: ...it takes your eternal soul in a frenzy of fire and screaming. Also makes wonderful radish roses. Radish Roses. Good name for a band.
	11:02am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: damn yes C$, Radish Rose, or Household Rhubarb Twine.
	11:02am tim from champaign: I had some Uinta Hop Notch last night. From SLC of all places. Pretty damn good. www.uintabrewing.com...
	11:02am stephen: i am so bored at work
	11:02am Keili: I can't find all the jokes you guys posted! Do you remember them? Post them here!
	11:03am Cecile: join the club, stephen. Good one, Pi.
	11:03am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: you can't find them becasue they are too Kehvult.
	11:03am Professional Courtesy: A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
	11:04am stephen: vulture writ
	11:04am Professional Courtesy: Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
	11:05am fred von helsing: it's a card with a heart on, oh puh-LEAZE
	11:05am Professional Courtesy: From @Cork - Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
	11:07am lasophielle: are you gonna play Dinnertime as a finale is that what you're saying Keili? :)
	11:07am herb.nyc: "when i hear the word vulture i reach for my revolver"
	11:08am lasophielle: @herb.nyc NICE
	11:08am fred von helsing: can't wait for the segue from carrion to boyfriend application
	11:10am Cecile: Psychic Nutrition! Good name for a band.
	11:10am herb.nyc: VULTURE CLUB's big hit: "do you really want to shit on me" (ah, not so good. thanks lasophielle)
	11:10am lasophielle: My household had Tantra Tuesdays
	11:11am Professional Courtesy: Does the body good
	11:12am lasophielle: pour some wine for your neighbour
	11:15am rsj: was on west coast of FLA last winter, holy crap it was swarming with vultures. there's an amazing environmental disaster happening down there in red country, millions of dead fish=thriving vulture population
	11:17am tim from champaign: Sometime I sing "I love, I love, I love my job" to the tune of Bad Brains' "I Luv I Jah".
	11:18am Greg from Bloomfield: Orange Julius < Blind Lemon Jefferson
	11:18am Toots: wow Dinowalrus! It's so Beatles meets 90s new wave. Like what was that band I'm thinking of that had that big pop hit???
	11:19am Cecile: It's like the Happy Mondays or something.
	11:24am Professional Courtesy: CustomeCity.com sells a Vincent von Vulture mascot costume for $1480. Any takers?
	11:24am Professional Courtesy: CostumeCity.com*
	11:25am Professional Courtesy: http://www.costumecity.com/vulturemascot.html
	11:25am fred von helsing: @greg he filched the moniker from Blind Lemon Pledge
	11:28am tim from champaign: I like this Railings. Sounds like Mark Stewart/Pop Group stuff.
	11:28am lasophielle: Good work, Courteous Professional! Also - that Plastic Veins track was amazing
	11:30am lasophielle: does Mike B accept applications though, is what we wanna know
	11:31am fred von helsing: c'mon dude don't wait til later / be a boyfriend applicator //
	11:32am fred: One of the joys of employment: missing most of today's show helping set up an audio ID app on an iPhone, while being treated to the same Dire Straits song to test it
	11:34am Toots: OMG FRED! I don't know if I would make it.
	11:38am tim from champaign: Blind Mellow Jelly ...... "I want my daddy's records!!!". Anyone remember where that's from?
	11:38am Professional Courtesy: Question for Mike B: Should an access port be tagged or untagged?
	11:39am fred von helsing: @fred oh man
	11:40am fred: at least it wasn't bohemian rhapsody...
	11:40am Pat Byrne: Thumbs up emoji.
	11:40am Keili: @Professional Courtesy - that made him upset
	11:41am Keili: @Professional Courtesy - HE SAYS UNTAGGED
	11:43am Russ: Reposted just for u Keili - Jokes? More pirate jokes? I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!
	11:43am Professional Courtesy: @Mike B, how's that for the "joy of employment"
	11:48am Bob in DC and/or VA: LibreOffice! Open source all the way.
	11:49am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Can you say in that deep breathy voice "Take a deep breath, is there a pound cake nearby?"
	11:50am blip: wow. you guys are cool.
	11:53am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: !!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!
	11:54am Russ: why are pirates pirates? cos they just rrrrrrrrr
	11:54am unknown comic: Q: what's brown and sticky A: a stick
	11:54am barney.grubbs: re: pirate's favorite letter "You think it be the R, but it really be the C."
	11:55am Russ: I will be furious if u cant use the 1st joke tho!!!! :)
	11:55am fred von helsing: Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots ?
	11:55am Cecile: What's green and skates? Peggy Phlegm What's green and plays bass on Ace of Spades? Phlegmmy
	11:55am fred von helsing: A: Bunny farts.
	11:56am Professional Courtesy: Why DIDNT the chicken cross the road. Because it was dead.
	11:56am Greg from Bloomfield: Moy nayme is Moykul Cayne. Nailed it.
	11:56am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Can you combine the deep breathy voice with the Michael Caine and say, "Are you here for business or pleasure?"
	11:56am barney.grubbs: credit to my little sister, Katy!
	11:57am Cork: A pirate walks into the bar with the helm of his ship attached to the front of his pantaloons. The barman asks him, "did you know you have the wheel of your ship on your trousers?" The pirate replies... "ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"
	11:58am Keili: Thanks for all the amaaaazing jokes everyone!
	11:59am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: I just star clicked that song.
	11:59am Cecile: he was stillborn. A miscarriage is a different thing. It's weird, but sorta understandable. They've invested 9 months in the process. (speaking from various personal and family experiences)
	12:00pm lasophielle: That was awesome Keili. You're awesome
	12:01pm Jeroen Kuster: hello keilli
	12:02pm Russ: A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
	12:04pm Russ: soz cut n pasted !!
	12:08pm fred von helsing: Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road ?
	12:08pm fred von helsing: A: He was stapled to the chicken.

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Michael Jordan	Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle				0:00:50 (Pop-up)
Low Fat Getting High	Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle				0:01:03 (Pop-up)
Emiliana Torrini	Gun "Gun" by "Emiliana Torrini"				0:02:25 (Pop-up)
Banks.	Before I Ever Met You "Before I Ever Met You" by "Banks."				0:08:23 (Pop-up)
Alex Zelenka	Wrath Of God (Alex Zelenka Remix)	I Want To Fuck Alice Glass			0:13:37 (Pop-up)
Bright Future	WITH U [MIT DIR] (432 hz)	FROM EARTH WITH BLOOD			0:20:51 (Pop-up)

Jealous Orgasm	Breath Rhythmythm (Dance-Exorcise-Breath Rhythm)				0:27:42 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:			Vote for Vulture Shit's upcoming 7" Title! - Top Brass - The Joys Of Employment - Professional Courtesy - The Beatles		0:33:00 (Pop-up)
Ava Luna	I Love It (Cover) "I Love It (Cover)" by "Ava Luna"				0:47:41 (Pop-up)
Roomrunner	Apse "Apse" by "Roomrunner"	Ideal Cities			0:47:58 (Pop-up)
Unstoppable Death Machines	Shake It Crazy	We Come In Peace			0:51:59 (Pop-up)
Jealous Orgasm	The Lord In The Sky Is Ourselves				0:55:20 (Pop-up)
The Invisible	The Stain (Illium Sphere Remix)				1:00:09 (Pop-up)
Privelege	Delete Yr Unused Gods "Delete Yr Unused Gods" by "Privelege"				1:05:51 (Pop-up)
R I C H I E . Q U A K E	I Love Only You	Q			1:13:14 (Pop-up)
Clams Casino	I'm God (instrumental)				1:17:05 (Pop-up)
Richie Quake & Milah Libin	Be Like You	Sound Of Return EP			1:21:33 (Pop-up)
Infinity Shred	Void Ripper "Void Ripper" by "Infinity Shred"				1:25:39 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:			Thank you for pledging!: -Mathew -Ginger -Frederic -Lisa -Bill		1:30:07 (Pop-up)
Vulture Shit	Church Van Contraband				1:41:17 (Pop-up)
Ken Pronouncing Things!	Vol. 19 "Vol. 19" by "Ken Pronouncing Things!"				1:43:47 (Pop-up)
Dirty Fences	White Lies "White Lies" by "Dirty Fences"	Too High Too Kross			1:45:55 (Pop-up)
Hunters	Brat Mouth "Brat Mouth" by "Hunters"	Hands On Fire			1:48:44 (Pop-up)
Lost Boy?	Be Cool (Live @ Shea Stadium)				1:51:49 (Pop-up)
Low Fat Getting High	My Hate "My Hate" by "Low Fat Getting High"	Bad Yoga			1:54:27 (Pop-up)
Spookey	Jet "Jet" by "Spookey"				1:58:49 (Pop-up)

Vulture Shit	Dinnertime "Dinnertime" by "Vulture Shit"				2:10:36 (Pop-up)
Vulture Shit	I Love My Job "I Love My Job" by "Vulture Shit"		Never before heard!	*	2:15:04 (Pop-up)

Dinowalrus	Grounded "Grounded" by "Dinowalrus"				2:16:52 (Pop-up)
Railings	Plastic Veins - Irrigation Channels	Railings			2:25:06 (Pop-up)

Finally Punk	Boyfriend Application				2:31:37 (Pop-up)
The Three Degrees	Do What You're Supposed To Do	Looking Good: 75 Femme Mod Soul Nuggets			2:33:15 (Pop-up)
Vacation Club	Forest Babe "Forest Babe" by "Vacation Club"				2:35:26 (Pop-up)
Las Rosas	Black Cherry "Black Cherry" by "Las Rosas"	Black Cherry/Supposed 2B			2:38:26 (Pop-up)
Lazyeyes	Wait "Wait" by "Lazyeyes"	Lazyeyes			2:42:06 (Pop-up)

Vulture Shit	That's My Little Guy			*	2:57:27 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Vulture Shit	Sweat Lodge "Sweat Lodge" by "Vulture Shit"				2:59:12 (Pop-up)
Shantih Shantih	Something Else To Drink				3:04:15 (Pop-up)
Adrian Lau & Trap Ciudad	Free "Free" by "Adrian Lau & Trap Ciudad"				3:07:44 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:01am nah: hiya!
	9:01am fred von helsing: MOAR !
	9:02am Russ: HI
	9:02am sara: guten morgen
	9:03am amEdeo: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii iiiiiii ii i iiiii iii iii i iiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
	9:03am fred: Beastin' morning Keili. This Low Fat Getting High jingle is great
	9:03am common: happy FRIIIIIDAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
	9:03am Toots: Mama in da haus!
	9:04am Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63: ...if I hear you I'm late...
	9:05am Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63: ...perfect Set so far!...
	9:06am Russ: Bora da
	9:08am Toots: Awrite!
	9:09am dc pat: aaaagh!
	9:09am Toots: Congrats DC PAT on your Beastie Award!
	9:10am Keili: HEY EVERYBODY! Let's start this weekend right - with VULTURE SHIT! Congrats to my first three commenters, Nah, Fred VH, and Russ, you'll be featured in Tuesday's Beastly Weekly video on my youtube channel: youtube.com/user/DJKeili! BEAST.
	9:10am Keili: @fred - one of my fave jingles!
	9:10am nah: Yay!
	9:12am dc pat: HEY thanks Toots, and than YOU DJK! Only award I ever got, sniff...
	9:15am Toots: I pledged. Did YOU pledge?
	9:15am dc pat: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
	9:16am fred von helsing: hey NAH welcome to l33t, am I right russ ?
	9:16am Toots: I pledged, but didn't get a red heart. :(
	9:19am Senor Loma (aka indyGOkid): I now work at the Swedish Embassy as their meatball model.
	9:20am dc pat: if you click on my profile, it will turn into a visited link, gray.
	9:20am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): I made it!
	9:23am nah: FVH it is my pride and joy to be part of this group
	9:23am fred von helsing: 432 Hertz, 72 merely Tickles
	9:23am Russ: Jokes? More pirate jokes? I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!
	9:23am Keili: YAY ELWYN!
	9:23am Toots: oooh! looky there!
	9:23am Toots: hahaha!
	9:24am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): I miss you Tootsy!
	9:25am mama fried: @Russ You made me work for that one!
	9:28am tim from champaign: Howdy
	9:29am common: holy shit! my band starts a song with breathing in that exact same rhythm. wow!
	9:29am Professional Courtesy: VULTURE SUIT!!!
	9:30am ! I X Key !: show sum luv
	9:30am Green Mountain Man Mark: Not that unusual.
	9:32am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Hyperventilation is not just a serious condition. Now it's a musical condition. :-)
	9:32am common: @green mountain man: I guess not.
	9:34am Bob in DC and/or VA: Hey there everybody! Great show so far.
	9:34am ! I X Key !: kaylee hooray awesome
	9:35am lasophielle: Vulture Ship!
	9:35am tombom: cool wow dang nice
	9:36am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Vulture Ship => Vulture Starship
	9:37am lasophielle: Vulture Shibboleth
	9:38am Andrew Waterloo: Vulture Firetruck
	9:38am Toots: starship is every band's downfall. Jefferson...
	9:38am Steve: Vulture sabertotth
	9:38am Professional Courtesy: Mike B for Pope!
	9:39am Mark: What about a maritime highbrow side project called Culture Ship?
	9:39am Toots: Why is that dude leaving the country?
	9:40am Mark: If you don't choose The Joys of Employment, I'm no longer a fan of the band.
	9:40am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Professional Courtesy => Professional Discourtesy
	9:40am Toots: "I'm Mike B and I'm back from the dead."
	9:40am Professional Courtesy: Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy
	9:40am Sherlock Holmes: The Joys of Naval Employment
	9:41am lasophielle: @Toots he has to go hang out in the north of England for a while
	9:42am Toots: No one "Has" to hang out in the north of England for a while.
	9:43am lasophielle: @Toots If by that you mean Mike B (the Sexy Drummaster of Twitter) possesses an arousing voice, then yes. He loves saying beverages it seems
	9:43am Condor Crap: I am bigger & my songs are longer.
	9:43am Toots: Bon Shit
	9:44am Toots: Culture Ship is great!
	9:44am Condor Crap: Professional Courtesy of The Beatles
	9:45am lasophielle: Shit Jovi's Culture Ship of Dreams
	9:45am Keili: The band loves the suggestions!
	9:46am lasophielle: oops I used the s word
	9:46am Toots: Isn't this that song from that commercial?
	9:47am dc pat: this is that damn song my daughter played none sotp about 3 months ago...this is a better version
	9:47am Toots: oh boy...
	9:48am Professional Courtesy: Can you say Vulture Clit on the air?
	9:48am Toots: oh. But it's AVA LUNA! They rule.
	9:48am Keili: @dc pat - haha the only reason I'll play it!
	9:48am ?: Buenos Guanos!
	9:48am Keili: If you guys have any questions/jokes for vulture shit - feel free to post them now and I'll let them know on air!
	9:50am lasophielle: @Professional courtesy well you just prompted me to google that (do lady vultures have them?) but instead i found out urbandictionary has a typically gynophobic entry under 'clit vulture'
	9:52am Cecile: DCP, I only got 16/20 on Ikea or Death. Admittedly I was hungry and tired when I took the quiz, but still...Only True Kvlt.
	9:53am corrie: Top Brass sounds lame. sorry. not sorry. go with joys of employment/professional courtesy. I like Joys of better, because it sounds like you're a cookbook, rather than a cleaning company. go for it. be the best you can be. julia child. etc.
	9:54am northguineahills: Unstoppable Death Machines, a poppier version of Lightning Bolt.
	9:54am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): @Cecile: I only got 13/20. I need to spend more time at Ikea listening to death metal.
	9:54am Davee: Whoooooooooo?
	9:54am Professional Courtesy: @lasophielle nice find. I'll try to use that in my next business meeting
	9:55am Cecile: hahahahaha spatula I actually owned both death metal albums and things from Ikea that were mentioned in the quiz, so that was pretty helpful.
	9:56am Cecile: But I wanted to be a Dark Master like Diane K. Plus side, I know what "kvlt" means.
	9:56am dc pat: Cecile: just goes to show what plenty of sleep and nutrition prior to an exam will do for you. Not a bad score though.
	9:56am Cecile: never heard that phrase or seen that spelling before...
	9:56am dc pat: hey, I'm happy with my score--I beat the Pi.
	9:57am Cecile: I have a Gruntdal in my kitchen and Ackercocke in my mp3 files.
	9:57am Cecile: I know, hahahaha That should be a campaign slogan "A Gruntdal in every kitchen, and an Ackercocke on every iPod."
	9:58am Professional Courtesy: Here's a great Vulture Tidbit: Black vultures have weaker beaks than raptorial birds, and as a consequence they can't crack through the tough hides and solid bones of a carcass. So they have to attack the softest body parts of their victims first -- the anus and eyeballs.
	9:59am lasophielle: @Professional Courtesy certainly rings true of Randy Vandal!
	10:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Damn you DCPat, I'm returning my Kuupuu, I don't need three kitchen mixers
	10:00am Cecile: that's probably why they dig carrion so much, pre-tenderized.
	10:01am Cecile: 3 mixers is true kvlt, Pi.
	10:02am Professional Courtesy: Vulture Tidbit Part 2: Once the butthole buffet is depleted, the black vulture then burrows in through the devoured rectum to get at the rest of the tender innards. Think about that: Every time they get hungry, they have to dig an asshole tunnel using their mouths instead of shovels.
	10:02am Toots: I just don't think anything should be called, "The Stain".
	10:03am Pine: Yum yum bum bum
	10:04am Cork: From Yahoo Answers : I found several scientific studies that were able to isolate a virus or a bacteria from vulture feces or their excretory system. * Bacillus anthracis, the bacteria that causes anthrax was found in vulture feces in the Etosha National Park, Namibia. * Palyam serogroup orbivirus was isolated from vulture feces in Zimbabwe. * Newcastle disease virus (NDV) was isolated from a cloacal swab of a deceased vulture at the Tel Aviv University Research Zoo. * Vulture herpesvirus (VHV) was found in the rectum tissues of an Indian Gyps vulture.
	10:04am Weight Loss Stoner Hippie '76: Question for VS--- what is your favorite pumpkin spiced product this season?
	10:04am dc pat: I just got Effektiv's new album...arrrrresome.
	10:05am tim from champaign: Vulture Shit temporarily go by Tenderoni.
	10:07am lasophielle: Good question, weight loss 76. Does Martha Stewart do a pumpkin spice latte? Vulture Shippers would certainly beast about that
	10:09am Professional Courtesy: @Keili, here is a helpful article on getting rid of Vultures (for after the show)...The best way to discourage vultures is to create an inhospitable environment. Frequently run outside, clapping and shouting, or set off firecrackers throughout the week (if legal in your area). Hang shiny, fluttery objects in the roost to frighten them away. Ordinary sprinkler systems (the kind that squirt high-powered jets of water) If you can get a sprinkler jet to reach into the middle of the roost, and turn it on whenever they look like they are making themselves comfortable, you may find success.
	10:09am Davee: A shotgun is effective too!
	10:10am Cork: make your very own Martha Stewart Vultue Cage this halloween ...www.marthastewart.com...
	10:11am lasophielle: @ProfessionalCourtesy (attn Keili) wouldn't work, didn't you know, these ones LOVE fireworks
	10:12am Cecile: Call them Vulture Kvlt. (pronounced cult)
	10:13am fred von helsing: hey to avoid FCC probs you can call them by an anagram, like Tutu Shrivel, or Us Evil Truth, or Vie Thru Lust
	10:13am Toots: AWYEAHFREDVONH!
	10:13am dc pat: "Tutu Shrivel"!
	10:14am lasophielle: Tutu Shrivel I like
	10:14am KP: Privelege sounds super.
	10:14am Keili: @FVH - genius. pure genius.
	10:16am Professional Courtesy: New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively.
	10:17am Professional Courtesy: A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle.
	10:17am dc pat: pretty sure this vulture shit would make anyone's tutu shrivel.
	10:18am Professional Courtesy: The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face .
	10:18am dc pat: nobody's mention their last defense which is puking on you.
	10:18am Keili: @northguineahills - We think so too! Though live, they have a lot more effects on their drums.
	10:18am lasophielle: @professionalcourtesy now that you point it out, duh, that must have been where the filth got the idea. #policingfromNature
	10:20am John from Ft Lauderdale: Life is like a box of chocolates. It can kill a dog. #robdelaney
	10:20am Cork: Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
	10:20am Professional Courtesy: New World vultures lack a syrinx and are nearly silent. They do not have songs, and their typical vocalizations are limited to grunts, hisses and similar sounds.
	10:21am lasophielle: from the placid mesmeric R I C H I E 's twitter feed: if i gotta do something i don't want to, i'll usually but fuck it. i'll say, "I gotta do that, but fuck it."
	10:21am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): @Cork, I never knew vultures had such interesting lives!
	10:22am Professional Courtesy: That post re: a vulture's syrinx should have been @RandyVandal
	10:23am Professional Courtesy: Vultures enjoy their own unique holiday, International Vulture Awareness Day, which is celebrated on the first Saturday of each September.
	10:26am Professional Courtesy: A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
	10:27am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: My father has a nice quote, "I've eaten shit with the rest of them, but I'm smart enough to know when I'm full."
	10:27am Toots: @Cork- HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
	10:28am Cork: Vultures! One of the environment’s most necessary – but often overlooked – creatures. Today is International Vulture Awareness Day (IVAD09), and I’m participating in IVAD’s blog festival – “Blog for Vultures” – with a list of 16 cool facts about these amazing birds. 16 Cool Facts About Vultures There are 23 species of “vultures”: 16 Old World vultures found in Africa, Asia, and Europe, and seven New World vultures (including the two condors) found in the Americas. (The list is provided below.) Old World and New World vultures are actually not closely related. However, because both groups perform highly specialized functions, they have developed similar biological traits. Old World vultures do not have a good sense of smell – they rely exclusively on incredible eyesight to locate food – a soaring vulture can spot a 3-foot animal carcass from 4 miles away. Several species of New World vultures have a good sense of smell, unusual for raptors. The Rueppell’s griffon vulture is the world’s highest flying bird. In 1973, one collided with an airplane off the Ivory Coast; at the time, the plane was flying at 37,000 feet. Vultures can eat up to 20 percent of their own body weight in one sitting. Vultures are equipped with a digestive system that contains special acids that will dissolve anthrax, botulism, and cholera bacteria. Vultures do not go after healthy prey, but will attack wounded and dying animals. New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively. The bald, or lightly-feathered, head is specially designed to stay clean even when confronted with blood and bodily fluids present in the carcasses. Any remaining germs are baked off by the sun. A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle. By consuming the carcasses of diseased animals, vultures prevent the spread of life-threatening diseases such as rabies and anthrax among animals and humans. Check out how declining vulture populations are linked to the spread of rabies in humans. Most vulture species mate for life. The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face . Most vultures are social and several species can often be seen feeding together on the same carcass. One of the few animals to use tools, Egyptian vultures use rocks to break open ostrich eggs – check out the video below:
	10:28am Professional Courtesy: Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
	10:28am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: That's the joke^
	10:31am lasophielle: YES! IT IS
	10:31am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Does he intend to wreak havoc with his erotic voice?
	10:34am lasophielle: If I could, I'd listen to Mike B saying "burrow through" and "thanks FCC" as I fall asleep every night
	10:35am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Erotic vultures - isn't that a Pixies thing?
	10:35am tim from champaign: Getting rid of vultures? Didn't those fools who wrote those recommendations read The Red Pony?
	10:38am lasophielle: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKE B
	10:38am Whosondephone: OH JESUS!!!
	10:38am Toots: Are we going to hear any Vulture Shit music?
	10:39am lasophielle: Yeah time for some Vulture Shit music
	10:39am Cecile: I'm going to a Steampunk craft fair next weekend. Gonna wear my garb 'n' shit.
	10:41am lasophielle: Fact: I got told off once for getting the rhythm to the refrain in Church Van Contraband subtly wrong.
	10:41am Cecile: Oh, you mean "American Horror Story: COH-ven?"
	10:41am Ken From Hyde Park: Here's a web site that tracks the movement of various vultures - www.vulturemovements.org...
	10:41am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): I am often too lazy to go to conventions. One time I was in stormtrooper costume and some jerk teenagers held a plastic knife to my throat for a photo and I wanted to beat them up. I'm going to a convention in my home city next week because Yo La Tengo are playing the night before. I'm nervous about bringing any costumes to my parents' home because my parents don't I spent so much on Star Wars costumes.
	10:41am Cecile: spec, are you originallyl from Mpls?
	10:42am lasophielle: nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free
	10:42am Cecile: here's a topic - what are their favorite bands and influences?
	10:43am lasophielle: or, another topic - how did their traumatic experience at the hands of Bon Jovi's merger-mangling managers earlier this year impact their output
	10:43am Cecile: ken!
	10:45am common: that's good stuff!
	10:46am dc pat: Dirt Fences, pfff. These kids today gotta put more effort into group names...
	10:47am Keili: dirty* <- so much more effort!
	10:48am Cecile: Like Polygraph, Butterfly Bandages, or ? and the Trustafarians.
	10:48am Cecile: Or The Last Temptation of Vincent D'Onfrio. All available from me!
	10:49am Cecile: Panko Cruise!
	10:50am fred von helsing: @dcpat how about Kinetic Booty Meltdown Slagheap? (that popped up yesterday)
	10:51am Cecile: Bad Hair Decade!
	10:52am dc pat: Oh, DirtY Fences! That's different.
	10:54am Cecile: How about Dirt Nap?
	10:57am Cecile: and of course, the Oneders.
	10:57am Keili: THE ONEDERS
	10:58am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Kveili will you play some Dark Throne?
	10:59am Cecile: not mine, from the movie "that thing you do". Yeah, Darkthrone.
	11:00am tim from champaign: Man, I need some of Fabio's coffee. I'm falling a sleep at my desk. Too many Thursday night beersies.
	11:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Darkmasters for everyone! it chops, it dices...
	11:00am Cecile: Pi, I read this interview with Darkthrone, and one of the guys says he likes to walk around in pink spandex pants to piss off the faithful.
	11:00am fred von helsing: this cranks !
	11:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: Beersies**&@@#$%???
	11:01am fred von helsing: from Japan cool
	11:01am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: LOL Cecile!!! I love them so much.
	11:01am Cecile: ...it takes your eternal soul in a frenzy of fire and screaming. Also makes wonderful radish roses. Radish Roses. Good name for a band.
	11:02am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: damn yes C$, Radish Rose, or Household Rhubarb Twine.
	11:02am tim from champaign: I had some Uinta Hop Notch last night. From SLC of all places. Pretty damn good. www.uintabrewing.com...
	11:02am stephen: i am so bored at work
	11:02am Keili: I can't find all the jokes you guys posted! Do you remember them? Post them here!
	11:03am Cecile: join the club, stephen. Good one, Pi.
	11:03am WKR-CP in Cincinnati: you can't find them becasue they are too Kehvult.
	11:03am Professional Courtesy: A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
	11:04am stephen: vulture writ
	11:04am Professional Courtesy: Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
	11:05am fred von helsing: it's a card with a heart on, oh puh-LEAZE
	11:05am Professional Courtesy: From @Cork - Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
	11:07am lasophielle: are you gonna play Dinnertime as a finale is that what you're saying Keili? :)
	11:07am herb.nyc: "when i hear the word vulture i reach for my revolver"
	11:08am lasophielle: @herb.nyc NICE
	11:08am fred von helsing: can't wait for the segue from carrion to boyfriend application
	11:10am Cecile: Psychic Nutrition! Good name for a band.
	11:10am herb.nyc: VULTURE CLUB's big hit: "do you really want to shit on me" (ah, not so good. thanks lasophielle)
	11:10am lasophielle: My household had Tantra Tuesdays
	11:11am Professional Courtesy: Does the body good
	11:12am lasophielle: pour some wine for your neighbour
	11:15am rsj: was on west coast of FLA last winter, holy crap it was swarming with vultures. there's an amazing environmental disaster happening down there in red country, millions of dead fish=thriving vulture population
	11:17am tim from champaign: Sometime I sing "I love, I love, I love my job" to the tune of Bad Brains' "I Luv I Jah".
	11:18am Greg from Bloomfield: Orange Julius < Blind Lemon Jefferson
	11:18am Toots: wow Dinowalrus! It's so Beatles meets 90s new wave. Like what was that band I'm thinking of that had that big pop hit???
	11:19am Cecile: It's like the Happy Mondays or something.
	11:24am Professional Courtesy: CustomeCity.com sells a Vincent von Vulture mascot costume for $1480. Any takers?
	11:24am Professional Courtesy: CostumeCity.com*
	11:25am Professional Courtesy: http://www.costumecity.com/vulturemascot.html
	11:25am fred von helsing: @greg he filched the moniker from Blind Lemon Pledge
	11:28am tim from champaign: I like this Railings. Sounds like Mark Stewart/Pop Group stuff.
	11:28am lasophielle: Good work, Courteous Professional! Also - that Plastic Veins track was amazing
	11:30am lasophielle: does Mike B accept applications though, is what we wanna know
	11:31am fred von helsing: c'mon dude don't wait til later / be a boyfriend applicator //
	11:32am fred: One of the joys of employment: missing most of today's show helping set up an audio ID app on an iPhone, while being treated to the same Dire Straits song to test it
	11:34am Toots: OMG FRED! I don't know if I would make it.
	11:38am tim from champaign: Blind Mellow Jelly ...... "I want my daddy's records!!!". Anyone remember where that's from?
	11:38am Professional Courtesy: Question for Mike B: Should an access port be tagged or untagged?
	11:39am fred von helsing: @fred oh man
	11:40am fred: at least it wasn't bohemian rhapsody...
	11:40am Pat Byrne: Thumbs up emoji.
	11:40am Keili: @Professional Courtesy - that made him upset
	11:41am Keili: @Professional Courtesy - HE SAYS UNTAGGED
	11:43am Russ: Reposted just for u Keili - Jokes? More pirate jokes? I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!
	11:43am Professional Courtesy: @Mike B, how's that for the "joy of employment"
	11:48am Bob in DC and/or VA: LibreOffice! Open source all the way.
	11:49am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Can you say in that deep breathy voice "Take a deep breath, is there a pound cake nearby?"
	11:50am blip: wow. you guys are cool.
	11:53am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: !!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!
	11:54am Russ: why are pirates pirates? cos they just rrrrrrrrr
	11:54am unknown comic: Q: what's brown and sticky A: a stick
	11:54am barney.grubbs: re: pirate's favorite letter "You think it be the R, but it really be the C."
	11:55am Russ: I will be furious if u cant use the 1st joke tho!!!! :)
	11:55am fred von helsing: Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots ?
	11:55am Cecile: What's green and skates? Peggy Phlegm What's green and plays bass on Ace of Spades? Phlegmmy
	11:55am fred von helsing: A: Bunny farts.
	11:56am Professional Courtesy: Why DIDNT the chicken cross the road. Because it was dead.
	11:56am Greg from Bloomfield: Moy nayme is Moykul Cayne. Nailed it.
	11:56am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Can you combine the deep breathy voice with the Michael Caine and say, "Are you here for business or pleasure?"
	11:56am barney.grubbs: credit to my little sister, Katy!
	11:57am Cork: A pirate walks into the bar with the helm of his ship attached to the front of his pantaloons. The barman asks him, "did you know you have the wheel of your ship on your trousers?" The pirate replies... "ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"
	11:58am Keili: Thanks for all the amaaaazing jokes everyone!
	11:59am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: I just star clicked that song.
	11:59am Cecile: he was stillborn. A miscarriage is a different thing. It's weird, but sorta understandable. They've invested 9 months in the process. (speaking from various personal and family experiences)
	12:00pm lasophielle: That was awesome Keili. You're awesome
	12:01pm Jeroen Kuster: hello keilli
	12:02pm Russ: A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
	12:04pm Russ: soz cut n pasted !!
	12:08pm fred von helsing: Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road ?
	12:08pm fred von helsing: A: He was stapled to the chicken.

Hits From The Crypt: Playlist from October 11, 2013

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