WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 8, 2014

Listener comments!
	6:01pm kme in chi: I thought heat only came in cans?
	6:03pm Danne D: I hope Ken and Andy offer hot shopping cart pretzels to go along with the heat
	6:03pm Carmichael: From where do they obtain the hot air? Oh, never mind.
	🚂 6:04pm -max-: Can't believe I got though...
	6:06pm glenn: andy referencing adam smith? will milton friedman be on next week?
	6:07pm pacific standard simon: Lottery for free prostate massage -- the warm finger of the invisible hand of the marketplace.
	6:07pm Al Gore: What amount is allotted to carbon taxes?
	6:08pm dale: let's hope frankenstein doesn't stop by. fire gets him pretty upset
	6:09pm pacific standard simon: Money is to burn!
	6:10pm Nick the Bard: There's like a ton of free newspapers across the street, and there's a christmas tree in the garbage down the other direction they could throw in for fun
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: Gather round the computer screens, feel the lack of warmth.. Hey Ken & Andy & Delayers & another unsuccessful Jersey City street pitch!
	6:12pm the glowing one: I wish there was a live picture stream
	6:12pm dale: thow a christmas tree branch in and the fire dept will definitely show up.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: They need a WEBCAM showing the fire, and charge viewers to access it!
	6:12pm Al Gore: I hear Andy has quite a carbon footprint.
	6:13pm pacific standard simon: It's in his underwear.
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Pretzel Logic, Danne! @PSS: The Washington DC News4 Health & Fitness Expo! A commercial touted FREE PROSTATE EXAMS - and I haven't seen that commercial again since!!
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Pay-as-you-go fire.
	6:15pm earrie: Maybe they need a sign. It might draw Andres Serrano and twenty bucks.
	6:16pm pacific standard simon: Andy yelling at you on the street will get you hot under the collar.
	6:18pm groucho: hi
	6:18pm Carmichael: Andy is wearing one of those belt-held change makers that carnies use.
	6:18pm glenn: maybe, but it could get andy arrested.
	6:19pm dale: no one spends less than an hour at a diner. ken and andy got burned.
	6:20pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): As the sponsor of the back door of WFMU, I would like to request that more shows please be held on that side. The front door is getting an unfair share of the publicity.
	6:20pm Karen in Sleepy Hollow: I wish I lived closer. Somebody go shoot video!
	6:21pm ScottC: Bums send Smoke-Signals...
	6:21pm pacific standard simon: Put a can of beans on the fire.
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: ChemiLogs!
	6:22pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Sing doo-wop like those cats in Rocky.
	6:23pm dale: they should be dressed like hobos
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: 25 cents...you don't tell anything, we won't tell anything...
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: Stop warming yourself! Stop warming yourself! Stop warming yourself!...
	6:25pm dale: hipster artisan
	6:25pm Matt from Springfield: A Metal Fabricator, he rips off other metal compositions as his own.
	6:25pm dale: better be a code certified welder to work on those steps buddy
	6:25pm luca: love me some global warming
	6:25pm pacific standard simon: Barter!
	6:27pm pacific standard simon: Ken made FMU a success with these techniques.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Hooverville Mickey!!!! Potato for payment in lieu of a quarter, awesome!
	6:27pm glenn: a mickey is what we call a fifth. don't ask me why.
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: Yes, Brooklyn, Lower East Side they called roasted a potato on a street fire a "mickey". @glenn: Same reason it's associated with a potato here. Not so PC anymore...
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: Feed the bums - feed the bums - tuppence a bag...
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: Hobos are way more honorable than bums anyway, according to their own scale.
	6:29pm Skirkie: Give Grandma Phyllis her own show.
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Ha HA! How much heat is Grandma Phyllis/Andrea using while they talk!? They're SCAMMING Ken & Andy's system!!! :)
	6:31pm pacific standard simon: Please don't expose Grandma Phyllis to the train wreck that is Andy's personality.
	6:31pm Matt from Springfield: Insane Ken Posse (he had it comin'...)
	6:32pm Carmichael: Hopefully they're wearing those gloves with no fingertips.
	6:33pm glenn: i saw a news article about insane clown posse today, they're suing somebody for something.
	🚂 6:34pm cklequ: glenn.... They're suing the FBI for classifying Juggalos as a gang....
	6:35pm Carmichael: Quadraplegics should have to pay like everyone else. But they can park for free.
	6:36pm dale: please turn andy's mike down.
	6:37pm glenn: oh yeah, that was it. i knew it sounded retarded.
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: "What Does The Vortex Say? (black metal mix)"
	6:39pm dale: hate these one percenters, masters of the universeseses
	6:39pm earrie: I'd say it's officially a bonfire, now.
	6:40pm dale: of the vanities?
	6:40pm Carmichael: Yeah, start singing. Call yourself Two Directions.
	6:41pm Mike East: Those guys in Rocky were standing around a fire singing. I don't remember if they were necessarily bums. Maybe just some singing street toughs.
	6:41pm earrie: @dale Non.
	6:42pm dale: better x-ray zacks welds to determine if he achieves full penetration. on second thought, that sounds like andreas show
	6:43pm Carmichael: Is that a potato in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: Would make more sense to stuff them with children's letters to Santa.
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: "Nothing to see here! Just taking these children's letters to God down to the dump!" -- Rev. Lovejoy
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: @Carm: Is that a potato in your hand, or does a boil require some ointment?
	6:45pm glenn: mike east, show your daughter this. she'll love you forever. torontoist.com...
	6:46pm dale: i got a very cheap baseball mitt from the supermarket (!) as a kid. it fell apart pretty quickly and the padding was taiwanese newsprint shredded. no lie.
	6:47pm Matt from Springfield: Fine stewards of our hard-earned donated money, goofuses!!
	6:48pm Carmichael: Eddie is building Ken's Komedy Klubhouse.
	6:49pm Mike East: cute, glenn. I'll forward to my wife...papa's workin' late tonight.
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: "To Build A Fire", once again!! :D
	6:50pm glenn: cute??? that's the cutest damn thing the world's ever seen. the only way it could be cuter is if he had a baby otter on his head.
	6:50pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I work with 20-somethings who are oblivious to radio. Maybe I can sell them on it by saying, "There's this great show I listen to. These guys cooked a potato."
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: Flannery O'Connor, the Queen of Southern feel-good short stories!
	6:51pm amanda c: just gotta say that this show exceeded my very low expectations.
	6:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Pete: That's the gist of 7SD. You could also say that they air an unprecedented number of sight visuals on the radio.
	6:53pm Skirkie: Exceeding low expectations is pretty much as good as this show gets.
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: Andy is the anti-Claus!
	6:54pm earrie: They could snuff out the fire with sand, rock salt, baking soda. Less smoke.
	6:54pm steve: Ha, To Build a Fire again! this polar vortex is pathetic, I swear I broke a sweat while walking around outside in the early morning hours today drinking an ice cold smoothie
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: @steve: Funny how a spell of extreme cold brings back memories of stories about freezing to death :)
	6:55pm Carmichael: Aaahh yes, the ceremonial passing around of the potato.
	6:56pm Skirkie: Sure, stems. Because it's a "florist' knife.
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: Life In Whoverville, by Theodore Seuss Geisel.
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: This is what the end of civilization will look/sound like--groups of guys singing this in the cold around a garbage can fire.
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Alright, that was actually quite enjoyable! Everybody CLAP! Have a good evening everyone!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 8, 2014

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm kme in chi: I thought heat only came in cans?
	6:03pm Danne D: I hope Ken and Andy offer hot shopping cart pretzels to go along with the heat
	6:03pm Carmichael: From where do they obtain the hot air? Oh, never mind.
	🚂 6:04pm -max-: Can't believe I got though...
	6:06pm glenn: andy referencing adam smith? will milton friedman be on next week?
	6:07pm pacific standard simon: Lottery for free prostate massage -- the warm finger of the invisible hand of the marketplace.
	6:07pm Al Gore: What amount is allotted to carbon taxes?
	6:08pm dale: let's hope frankenstein doesn't stop by. fire gets him pretty upset
	6:09pm pacific standard simon: Money is to burn!
	6:10pm Nick the Bard: There's like a ton of free newspapers across the street, and there's a christmas tree in the garbage down the other direction they could throw in for fun
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: Gather round the computer screens, feel the lack of warmth.. Hey Ken & Andy & Delayers & another unsuccessful Jersey City street pitch!
	6:12pm the glowing one: I wish there was a live picture stream
	6:12pm dale: thow a christmas tree branch in and the fire dept will definitely show up.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: They need a WEBCAM showing the fire, and charge viewers to access it!
	6:12pm Al Gore: I hear Andy has quite a carbon footprint.
	6:13pm pacific standard simon: It's in his underwear.
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Pretzel Logic, Danne! @PSS: The Washington DC News4 Health & Fitness Expo! A commercial touted FREE PROSTATE EXAMS - and I haven't seen that commercial again since!!
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Pay-as-you-go fire.
	6:15pm earrie: Maybe they need a sign. It might draw Andres Serrano and twenty bucks.
	6:16pm pacific standard simon: Andy yelling at you on the street will get you hot under the collar.
	6:18pm groucho: hi
	6:18pm Carmichael: Andy is wearing one of those belt-held change makers that carnies use.
	6:18pm glenn: maybe, but it could get andy arrested.
	6:19pm dale: no one spends less than an hour at a diner. ken and andy got burned.
	6:20pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): As the sponsor of the back door of WFMU, I would like to request that more shows please be held on that side. The front door is getting an unfair share of the publicity.
	6:20pm Karen in Sleepy Hollow: I wish I lived closer. Somebody go shoot video!
	6:21pm ScottC: Bums send Smoke-Signals...
	6:21pm pacific standard simon: Put a can of beans on the fire.
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: ChemiLogs!
	6:22pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Sing doo-wop like those cats in Rocky.
	6:23pm dale: they should be dressed like hobos
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: 25 cents...you don't tell anything, we won't tell anything...
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: Stop warming yourself! Stop warming yourself! Stop warming yourself!...
	6:25pm dale: hipster artisan
	6:25pm Matt from Springfield: A Metal Fabricator, he rips off other metal compositions as his own.
	6:25pm dale: better be a code certified welder to work on those steps buddy
	6:25pm luca: love me some global warming
	6:25pm pacific standard simon: Barter!
	6:27pm pacific standard simon: Ken made FMU a success with these techniques.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Hooverville Mickey!!!! Potato for payment in lieu of a quarter, awesome!
	6:27pm glenn: a mickey is what we call a fifth. don't ask me why.
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: Yes, Brooklyn, Lower East Side they called roasted a potato on a street fire a "mickey". @glenn: Same reason it's associated with a potato here. Not so PC anymore...
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: Feed the bums - feed the bums - tuppence a bag...
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: Hobos are way more honorable than bums anyway, according to their own scale.
	6:29pm Skirkie: Give Grandma Phyllis her own show.
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Ha HA! How much heat is Grandma Phyllis/Andrea using while they talk!? They're SCAMMING Ken & Andy's system!!! :)
	6:31pm pacific standard simon: Please don't expose Grandma Phyllis to the train wreck that is Andy's personality.
	6:31pm Matt from Springfield: Insane Ken Posse (he had it comin'...)
	6:32pm Carmichael: Hopefully they're wearing those gloves with no fingertips.
	6:33pm glenn: i saw a news article about insane clown posse today, they're suing somebody for something.
	🚂 6:34pm cklequ: glenn.... They're suing the FBI for classifying Juggalos as a gang....
	6:35pm Carmichael: Quadraplegics should have to pay like everyone else. But they can park for free.
	6:36pm dale: please turn andy's mike down.
	6:37pm glenn: oh yeah, that was it. i knew it sounded retarded.
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: "What Does The Vortex Say? (black metal mix)"
	6:39pm dale: hate these one percenters, masters of the universeseses
	6:39pm earrie: I'd say it's officially a bonfire, now.
	6:40pm dale: of the vanities?
	6:40pm Carmichael: Yeah, start singing. Call yourself Two Directions.
	6:41pm Mike East: Those guys in Rocky were standing around a fire singing. I don't remember if they were necessarily bums. Maybe just some singing street toughs.
	6:41pm earrie: @dale Non.
	6:42pm dale: better x-ray zacks welds to determine if he achieves full penetration. on second thought, that sounds like andreas show
	6:43pm Carmichael: Is that a potato in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: Would make more sense to stuff them with children's letters to Santa.
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: "Nothing to see here! Just taking these children's letters to God down to the dump!" -- Rev. Lovejoy
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: @Carm: Is that a potato in your hand, or does a boil require some ointment?
	6:45pm glenn: mike east, show your daughter this. she'll love you forever. torontoist.com...
	6:46pm dale: i got a very cheap baseball mitt from the supermarket (!) as a kid. it fell apart pretty quickly and the padding was taiwanese newsprint shredded. no lie.
	6:47pm Matt from Springfield: Fine stewards of our hard-earned donated money, goofuses!!
	6:48pm Carmichael: Eddie is building Ken's Komedy Klubhouse.
	6:49pm Mike East: cute, glenn. I'll forward to my wife...papa's workin' late tonight.
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: "To Build A Fire", once again!! :D
	6:50pm glenn: cute??? that's the cutest damn thing the world's ever seen. the only way it could be cuter is if he had a baby otter on his head.
	6:50pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I work with 20-somethings who are oblivious to radio. Maybe I can sell them on it by saying, "There's this great show I listen to. These guys cooked a potato."
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: Flannery O'Connor, the Queen of Southern feel-good short stories!
	6:51pm amanda c: just gotta say that this show exceeded my very low expectations.
	6:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Pete: That's the gist of 7SD. You could also say that they air an unprecedented number of sight visuals on the radio.
	6:53pm Skirkie: Exceeding low expectations is pretty much as good as this show gets.
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: Andy is the anti-Claus!
	6:54pm earrie: They could snuff out the fire with sand, rock salt, baking soda. Less smoke.
	6:54pm steve: Ha, To Build a Fire again! this polar vortex is pathetic, I swear I broke a sweat while walking around outside in the early morning hours today drinking an ice cold smoothie
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: @steve: Funny how a spell of extreme cold brings back memories of stories about freezing to death :)
	6:55pm Carmichael: Aaahh yes, the ceremonial passing around of the potato.
	6:56pm Skirkie: Sure, stems. Because it's a "florist' knife.
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: Life In Whoverville, by Theodore Seuss Geisel.
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: This is what the end of civilization will look/sound like--groups of guys singing this in the cold around a garbage can fire.
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Alright, that was actually quite enjoyable! Everybody CLAP! Have a good evening everyone!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 8, 2014

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