WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 27, 2015

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Marcel M: Now this I gotta see...
	6:02pm Listener Robert: I hope we're encouraged to harass the screener. You know, the boy.
	6:03pm Listener Robert: Any letters to Andy Breckman, Madison NJ returned yet? Or acknowledged?
	6:07pm groucho: first time I've not been out on a wednesday night in a long time, Sorry, found an open mic night near me that had a very pretty girl as a regular punter. Good news is I embarrassed myself last week while very very drunk and it looks like I'll be home alone for the next however-many Wednesday nights. So good to be listening live and not on the archive, I forgot how much I loved you folk. ...god I'm so alone
	6:09pm JakeGould: @groucho: “…regular punter.” That’s the way to charm the ladies.
	6:10pm Lizardner Dave: Anyone curious as to what Andy's ABC show is? Not finding anything via google.
	6:10pm Listener Robert: Run out of show tunes, Andy?
	6:10pm Marcel M: Hahaha.
	6:10pm Marcel M: I'm thinking.. haha
	6:11pm Marcel M: If its as good as Monk I'm only slightly curious
	6:12pm Chris M.: where do i send Andy my portfolio of jokes? it's only half a page long but i have a lot of copies printed out.
	6:12pm Carmichael: Are you Smarter than Andy? Hosted by Jeff Foxworthy.
	6:13pm JakeGould: @ChrisM: I heard comedians just compile all of those “101 [thing] Jokes” books and then shuffle the cards and then the comedy happens.
	6:13pm Marcel M: Oh no now all the monkey men at WNYC are gonna hear the secrets!
	🚂 6:14pm PMD: Poor Nick... Or poor us?
	🚂 6:14pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Win Andy Breckman's Money" ... well, that's already been done.
	6:14pm chris: fatal flaw: Andy untrainable?
	6:14pm Marcel M: @PMD: I guess that could be the question every week, no?
	🚂 6:15pm PMD: @Marcel, yes, actually
	6:15pm People Like Us: this is perfect
	6:16pm redkayak: If I call will I win a magnet?
	6:17pm steve: haha nick berating andy in the background
	6:17pm gülşah: what are you doing ?
	6:18pm Marcel M: Yes, Redkayak, A CUSTOM MAGNETTTT!!!!!
	6:18pm People Like Us: only on WFMU
	6:19pm Santos L Halper: The new sched looks great Ken. So glad to see you on there Vicki!
	6:19pm Marcel M: Black phone death, silver phone suffering.
	6:19pm groucho: @JakeGould here in England that's an affectionate term
	6:20pm People Like Us: thanks Santos :)
	🚂 6:20pm Aaron in Minneapolis: The sad thing is Seven Second Delay and Jim Price swapped slots
	6:21pm Listener Robert: That's OK, Aaron, it still leaves 53 secs.
	6:22pm Lizardner Dave: I'm excited to hear the one minute version of SSD and a full hour of Jim Price.
	🚂 6:22pm Aaron in Minneapolis: The sad thing is Seven Second Delay and Jim Price swapped slots
	6:22pm Veronica: Andy's trying to co-host, don't let him!!
	6:22pm steve: so if the black phone is death... why have the black phone?
	6:23pm JakeGould: Bring back toaster pizza. https://m.facebook.com/pages/Please-bring-back-Buitonis-Instant-Pizza/104408919646128
	6:24pm redkayak: How about old school Jarts - with the metal tips? Wonder how many ER visits those things caused?
	6:24pm redkayak: @jake Yeah, good one
	6:25pm cobradan: Sugar Pops
	🚂 6:25pm PMD: oops,weebles do still exist. they just aren't the same
	6:25pm Veronica: Nick yelling at Andy is like the best thing ever.
	6:25pm Veronica: Shrinky Dinks
	🚂 6:26pm PMD: @Veronica - yes!
	6:26pm Listener Robert: PMD, you mean now they DO fall down?
	6:26pm groucho: There's gonna be new P.L.U.?!?!?!?! I haven't read the new schedule yet. Amazing! Your podcast got me in to WFMU Vicki, thankyou very very much x
	6:26pm steve: i was gonna call about Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts, but apparently theyre still around. nice.
	🚂 6:27pm PMD: @Listener Robert. Yes, and they have stickers now.. stupid
	6:27pm People Like Us: New WFMU Schedule: wfmu.org...
	6:27pm JakeGould: Dammit. Toaster pizza. I want that back.
	🚂 6:28pm PMD: @JakeGould - you could make English muffin pizzas in the toaster
	6:28pm Veronica: @steve WHERE CAN I GET THE GIANT CHEWY SWEETTARTS. I seriously thought of those in response to this question.
	6:28pm Nick the Bard: But Shrinky Dinks are still around
	6:29pm Veronica: Thanks Nick the Bard for the Shrinky Dink tips! Keep yelling at Andy!
	6:30pm Listener Robert: I don't sincerely want to go on the air, because I have laryngitis. That often happens to me in the last stage of a cold, which is now. But I can still harass.
	6:30pm Danne D: Whoa this new schedule!
	6:31pm Andrew Waterloo: I've been studying that new schedule
	6:31pm steve: haha nice Veronica! i used to ride my bike to the Walkwick NJ Walgreens to get em and just shove em into my mouth and just bask in their chewy glory. haven't seen a pack in forever but i just googled and looks like they're still around. you can get a full drugstore size box for $25!
	6:31pm P-90: Anyone else remember the "Marble Raceway" game?
	6:32pm Danne D: I still think even with a one-minute show that Andy will have a reasonable chance to lose his will to live each week.
	🚂 6:32pm PMD: Dong Sun not want leave Andy, he says
	6:32pm cobradan: www.youtube.com...
	6:33pm Veronica: Someone has to rein in this new call screener whatsisname
	6:33pm JakeGould: @PMD: I am talking about vertical toasters. Check my link. It's like a hot pocket for a toaster.
	6:33pm ?: This show really sucks
	6:33pm common: i'd like micronauts to make a comeback.
	6:34pm Veronica: How about the boy's doll, My Buddy
	6:34pm MikeY: It dosent suck its just plain bad
	6:34pm Julie: The Kinks? Who are they?
	6:35pm Nick the Bard: Micronauts had a come back back around 2000 or so, but the plastic quality was kind of crap (they also had a much bigger revival in Japan with kind of better quality)
	🚂 6:35pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Andy is the ultimate troll
	6:35pm steve: is astronaut ice cream still around? i feel like that was a consistent presence in my childhood.
	6:35pm JakeGould: @common: Wow! You remember Micronauts? I have a nice sized Microman collection does't take up much space. Those are the toys that inspired the Micronauts.
	6:35pm Marcel M: Oh no.. hahahah
	6:36pm Marcel M: This poor guy jhahah
	6:36pm Nick the Bard: Now do you guys see why I get so cranky call screening? >;P
	🚂 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park: Billy Jam scores a 3-hour slot. I see.
	6:37pm JakeGould: @Nick: Yup. The Japanese Microman reissues got me back into childhood nostalgia. The original Microman figures were better quality than even old school Micronauts.
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: "I like silence"
	6:38pm Marcel M: A shirt from a different station ha ha ha
	6:38pm Marcel M: that was wonderful
	🚂 6:41pm Aaron in Minneapolis: This will be hard to do in one minute
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: They should bring back Matchbox cars made in England.
	🚂 6:42pm cklequ: Ha! And i thought this show was going to be a trainwreck.
	6:42pm JakeGould: Yeah but now Mattel owns Matchbox and it's just a brand.
	6:42pm steve: does 7 Eleven still have candy straws? i haven't had a Slurpee in years.
	6:42pm hambox: just when you think andy can't be any more freaking annoying...
	🚂 6:42pm PMD: Nick - you should try tellimng callers what to say too.
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: @JakeGould - you can buy something similar for $1,500
	6:44pm JakeGould: Who is this jabroni call screener? They get him from a Home Depot parking lot?
	6:44pm JakeGould: What costs $1,500?
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: vertical toaster
	6:46pm JakeGould: A vertical toaster is a normal slice toaster that costs like $10.
	6:47pm JakeGould: What will Jim Price do with an extra 59 minutes.
	6:47pm Danne D: This show has been a big boost to my confidence as temporary call screener for Dave Hill.
	6:48pm Danne D: @Jake - maybe it'll be 59 replays of the first minute?
	6:48pm steve: Andy is truly a master in the art of trolling
	6:49pm JakeGould: Andy has issues.
	6:49pm Carmichael: Bring back the Water Wiggle. Stick it on the end of a hose and watch it kill people.
	6:50pm Veronica: What the hell is a Winky Dink?
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: Andy is actually learning!
	6:50pm Veronica: @Carmichael sounds like Happy Fun Ball
	6:50pm Listener Robert: I once (maybe twice) tried to cook broiler pizza in the toaster. Because there was no surrounding crust, that really gunked up the toaster.
	🚂 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park: Possible marathon premium: Andy is you personal call screener for an afternoon.
	6:51pm JakeGould: That is why real toaster pizza is better!
	🚂 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Oh Andy is just trying to steer this thing into Dead Air Gulch
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Toaster-sized Hot Pockets...is that available to buy?
	6:52pm Old Dave: Go, Nick! Best show in years.
	6:52pm Listener Robert: Of course sometimes the toaster pizzas would leak & gunk up the toaster anyway.
	6:53pm P-90: the almond is NOT the only difference, Almond Joys and Mounds have different kinds of chocolate
	🚂 6:53pm PMD: I miss Schoolhouse Rock!!
	6:53pm Mike East: I need a toaster. I have to use the oven or a skillet if I want some toast. and that's just not the same
	6:54pm Listener Robert: Yeah, and since when is coconut not nuts?
	6:55pm Listener Robert: Sanforized Shrinky Dinks?
	6:55pm Mike East: my 10 year old watches Full House. She is impressed that I have seen every episode. A fact that I used to be ashamed of.
	6:55pm JakeGould: Almond Joy is milk chocolate with almonds. Mounds is dark chocolate with no nuts.
	6:55pm steve: Nick should do some kinda 1 hour pop culture talk show
	6:55pm Nellie: I just got them too!
	🚂 6:55pm PMD: THAT's the best line. "Caller, don't argue with the Hulk"
	6:55pm Old Dave: Nick is correct.
	6:56pm Marcel M: www.amazon.com...
	6:56pm Nick the Bard: Norflax Oxdun Sidetower is kind of a 3 hour pop culture talk show :P
	6:56pm Veronica: Yeah Nick you should have a pop culture talk show!!
	🚂 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: One time at work, a guy was complaining about some person who was putting buttered bagels into the break room toaster and gunking it all up. A week later, I goaded the complainer by telling him my great new invention was frozen toasted cheese sandwiches that you'd heat up in the toaster.
	6:57pm Veronica: Ohhhh whoops late on that comment :/
	6:59pm JakeGould: Yes! I got on the air to clarify Mounds versus Almond Joy!
	7:00pm Mike East: they could increase their shelf space by making dark chocolate almond joys and milk chocolate mounds.
	7:01pm Listener Robert: The candy world can now rest safely. I was the one asking for Carlo.
	9:01pm Listener Julian: Tell us about the shape of the truck!
	9:15pm Art: Great one this week! Going out strong.
	5:29am People Like Us: Best radio ever.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 27, 2015

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Marcel M: Now this I gotta see...
	6:02pm Listener Robert: I hope we're encouraged to harass the screener. You know, the boy.
	6:03pm Listener Robert: Any letters to Andy Breckman, Madison NJ returned yet? Or acknowledged?
	6:07pm groucho: first time I've not been out on a wednesday night in a long time, Sorry, found an open mic night near me that had a very pretty girl as a regular punter. Good news is I embarrassed myself last week while very very drunk and it looks like I'll be home alone for the next however-many Wednesday nights. So good to be listening live and not on the archive, I forgot how much I loved you folk. ...god I'm so alone
	6:09pm JakeGould: @groucho: “…regular punter.” That’s the way to charm the ladies.
	6:10pm Lizardner Dave: Anyone curious as to what Andy's ABC show is? Not finding anything via google.
	6:10pm Listener Robert: Run out of show tunes, Andy?
	6:10pm Marcel M: Hahaha.
	6:10pm Marcel M: I'm thinking.. haha
	6:11pm Marcel M: If its as good as Monk I'm only slightly curious
	6:12pm Chris M.: where do i send Andy my portfolio of jokes? it's only half a page long but i have a lot of copies printed out.
	6:12pm Carmichael: Are you Smarter than Andy? Hosted by Jeff Foxworthy.
	6:13pm JakeGould: @ChrisM: I heard comedians just compile all of those “101 [thing] Jokes” books and then shuffle the cards and then the comedy happens.
	6:13pm Marcel M: Oh no now all the monkey men at WNYC are gonna hear the secrets!
	🚂 6:14pm PMD: Poor Nick... Or poor us?
	🚂 6:14pm Ken From Hyde Park: "Win Andy Breckman's Money" ... well, that's already been done.
	6:14pm chris: fatal flaw: Andy untrainable?
	6:14pm Marcel M: @PMD: I guess that could be the question every week, no?
	🚂 6:15pm PMD: @Marcel, yes, actually
	6:15pm People Like Us: this is perfect
	6:16pm redkayak: If I call will I win a magnet?
	6:17pm steve: haha nick berating andy in the background
	6:17pm gülşah: what are you doing ?
	6:18pm Marcel M: Yes, Redkayak, A CUSTOM MAGNETTTT!!!!!
	6:18pm People Like Us: only on WFMU
	6:19pm Santos L Halper: The new sched looks great Ken. So glad to see you on there Vicki!
	6:19pm Marcel M: Black phone death, silver phone suffering.
	6:19pm groucho: @JakeGould here in England that's an affectionate term
	6:20pm People Like Us: thanks Santos :)
	🚂 6:20pm Aaron in Minneapolis: The sad thing is Seven Second Delay and Jim Price swapped slots
	6:21pm Listener Robert: That's OK, Aaron, it still leaves 53 secs.
	6:22pm Lizardner Dave: I'm excited to hear the one minute version of SSD and a full hour of Jim Price.
	🚂 6:22pm Aaron in Minneapolis: The sad thing is Seven Second Delay and Jim Price swapped slots
	6:22pm Veronica: Andy's trying to co-host, don't let him!!
	6:22pm steve: so if the black phone is death... why have the black phone?
	6:23pm JakeGould: Bring back toaster pizza. https://m.facebook.com/pages/Please-bring-back-Buitonis-Instant-Pizza/104408919646128
	6:24pm redkayak: How about old school Jarts - with the metal tips? Wonder how many ER visits those things caused?
	6:24pm redkayak: @jake Yeah, good one
	6:25pm cobradan: Sugar Pops
	🚂 6:25pm PMD: oops,weebles do still exist. they just aren't the same
	6:25pm Veronica: Nick yelling at Andy is like the best thing ever.
	6:25pm Veronica: Shrinky Dinks
	🚂 6:26pm PMD: @Veronica - yes!
	6:26pm Listener Robert: PMD, you mean now they DO fall down?
	6:26pm groucho: There's gonna be new P.L.U.?!?!?!?! I haven't read the new schedule yet. Amazing! Your podcast got me in to WFMU Vicki, thankyou very very much x
	6:26pm steve: i was gonna call about Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts, but apparently theyre still around. nice.
	🚂 6:27pm PMD: @Listener Robert. Yes, and they have stickers now.. stupid
	6:27pm People Like Us: New WFMU Schedule: wfmu.org...
	6:27pm JakeGould: Dammit. Toaster pizza. I want that back.
	🚂 6:28pm PMD: @JakeGould - you could make English muffin pizzas in the toaster
	6:28pm Veronica: @steve WHERE CAN I GET THE GIANT CHEWY SWEETTARTS. I seriously thought of those in response to this question.
	6:28pm Nick the Bard: But Shrinky Dinks are still around
	6:29pm Veronica: Thanks Nick the Bard for the Shrinky Dink tips! Keep yelling at Andy!
	6:30pm Listener Robert: I don't sincerely want to go on the air, because I have laryngitis. That often happens to me in the last stage of a cold, which is now. But I can still harass.
	6:30pm Danne D: Whoa this new schedule!
	6:31pm Andrew Waterloo: I've been studying that new schedule
	6:31pm steve: haha nice Veronica! i used to ride my bike to the Walkwick NJ Walgreens to get em and just shove em into my mouth and just bask in their chewy glory. haven't seen a pack in forever but i just googled and looks like they're still around. you can get a full drugstore size box for $25!
	6:31pm P-90: Anyone else remember the "Marble Raceway" game?
	6:32pm Danne D: I still think even with a one-minute show that Andy will have a reasonable chance to lose his will to live each week.
	🚂 6:32pm PMD: Dong Sun not want leave Andy, he says
	6:32pm cobradan: www.youtube.com...
	6:33pm Veronica: Someone has to rein in this new call screener whatsisname
	6:33pm JakeGould: @PMD: I am talking about vertical toasters. Check my link. It's like a hot pocket for a toaster.
	6:33pm ?: This show really sucks
	6:33pm common: i'd like micronauts to make a comeback.
	6:34pm Veronica: How about the boy's doll, My Buddy
	6:34pm MikeY: It dosent suck its just plain bad
	6:34pm Julie: The Kinks? Who are they?
	6:35pm Nick the Bard: Micronauts had a come back back around 2000 or so, but the plastic quality was kind of crap (they also had a much bigger revival in Japan with kind of better quality)
	🚂 6:35pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Andy is the ultimate troll
	6:35pm steve: is astronaut ice cream still around? i feel like that was a consistent presence in my childhood.
	6:35pm JakeGould: @common: Wow! You remember Micronauts? I have a nice sized Microman collection does't take up much space. Those are the toys that inspired the Micronauts.
	6:35pm Marcel M: Oh no.. hahahah
	6:36pm Marcel M: This poor guy jhahah
	6:36pm Nick the Bard: Now do you guys see why I get so cranky call screening? >;P
	🚂 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park: Billy Jam scores a 3-hour slot. I see.
	6:37pm JakeGould: @Nick: Yup. The Japanese Microman reissues got me back into childhood nostalgia. The original Microman figures were better quality than even old school Micronauts.
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: "I like silence"
	6:38pm Marcel M: A shirt from a different station ha ha ha
	6:38pm Marcel M: that was wonderful
	🚂 6:41pm Aaron in Minneapolis: This will be hard to do in one minute
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: They should bring back Matchbox cars made in England.
	🚂 6:42pm cklequ: Ha! And i thought this show was going to be a trainwreck.
	6:42pm JakeGould: Yeah but now Mattel owns Matchbox and it's just a brand.
	6:42pm steve: does 7 Eleven still have candy straws? i haven't had a Slurpee in years.
	6:42pm hambox: just when you think andy can't be any more freaking annoying...
	🚂 6:42pm PMD: Nick - you should try tellimng callers what to say too.
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: @JakeGould - you can buy something similar for $1,500
	6:44pm JakeGould: Who is this jabroni call screener? They get him from a Home Depot parking lot?
	6:44pm JakeGould: What costs $1,500?
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: vertical toaster
	6:46pm JakeGould: A vertical toaster is a normal slice toaster that costs like $10.
	6:47pm JakeGould: What will Jim Price do with an extra 59 minutes.
	6:47pm Danne D: This show has been a big boost to my confidence as temporary call screener for Dave Hill.
	6:48pm Danne D: @Jake - maybe it'll be 59 replays of the first minute?
	6:48pm steve: Andy is truly a master in the art of trolling
	6:49pm JakeGould: Andy has issues.
	6:49pm Carmichael: Bring back the Water Wiggle. Stick it on the end of a hose and watch it kill people.
	6:50pm Veronica: What the hell is a Winky Dink?
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: Andy is actually learning!
	6:50pm Veronica: @Carmichael sounds like Happy Fun Ball
	6:50pm Listener Robert: I once (maybe twice) tried to cook broiler pizza in the toaster. Because there was no surrounding crust, that really gunked up the toaster.
	🚂 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park: Possible marathon premium: Andy is you personal call screener for an afternoon.
	6:51pm JakeGould: That is why real toaster pizza is better!
	🚂 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Oh Andy is just trying to steer this thing into Dead Air Gulch
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Toaster-sized Hot Pockets...is that available to buy?
	6:52pm Old Dave: Go, Nick! Best show in years.
	6:52pm Listener Robert: Of course sometimes the toaster pizzas would leak & gunk up the toaster anyway.
	6:53pm P-90: the almond is NOT the only difference, Almond Joys and Mounds have different kinds of chocolate
	🚂 6:53pm PMD: I miss Schoolhouse Rock!!
	6:53pm Mike East: I need a toaster. I have to use the oven or a skillet if I want some toast. and that's just not the same
	6:54pm Listener Robert: Yeah, and since when is coconut not nuts?
	6:55pm Listener Robert: Sanforized Shrinky Dinks?
	6:55pm Mike East: my 10 year old watches Full House. She is impressed that I have seen every episode. A fact that I used to be ashamed of.
	6:55pm JakeGould: Almond Joy is milk chocolate with almonds. Mounds is dark chocolate with no nuts.
	6:55pm steve: Nick should do some kinda 1 hour pop culture talk show
	6:55pm Nellie: I just got them too!
	🚂 6:55pm PMD: THAT's the best line. "Caller, don't argue with the Hulk"
	6:55pm Old Dave: Nick is correct.
	6:56pm Marcel M: www.amazon.com...
	6:56pm Nick the Bard: Norflax Oxdun Sidetower is kind of a 3 hour pop culture talk show :P
	6:56pm Veronica: Yeah Nick you should have a pop culture talk show!!
	🚂 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: One time at work, a guy was complaining about some person who was putting buttered bagels into the break room toaster and gunking it all up. A week later, I goaded the complainer by telling him my great new invention was frozen toasted cheese sandwiches that you'd heat up in the toaster.
	6:57pm Veronica: Ohhhh whoops late on that comment :/
	6:59pm JakeGould: Yes! I got on the air to clarify Mounds versus Almond Joy!
	7:00pm Mike East: they could increase their shelf space by making dark chocolate almond joys and milk chocolate mounds.
	7:01pm Listener Robert: The candy world can now rest safely. I was the one asking for Carlo.
	9:01pm Listener Julian: Tell us about the shape of the truck!
	9:15pm Art: Great one this week! Going out strong.
	5:29am People Like Us: Best radio ever.

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