WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 25, 2017

Listener comments!
	5:57pm Listener Robert: "Farm fresh"? Does that mean corny? Get better, Ken. You know Andy's just not funny on the air by himself.
	6:01pm dgg: are we gonna get to play w the robot again?
	6:02pm Undead83: Cheers guys, let's begin to rock
	6:03pm Listener Robert: You had a staff meeting while you had the flu? You trying to start an epidemic at WFMU?
	🚂 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Enter your jokes in the comments and the comedians will evaluate them. Here goes: Q - Why is it you never see <insert minority> working at a lumber yard? A - Would you hire a <minority>?
	6:04pm Listener Robert: I have one of David Feldman's books, "Do Penguins Have Knees?" Dave Lindelof gave it to me for my birthday, or some holiday.
	6:05pm dgg: "And you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"
	6:07pm dgg: holy shit I had all of those "do clocks go clockwise" books as a kid.
	6:07pm Nick the Bard: aaron, sorry, they do have a topic and stuff tonight, and i was running late, so i don't know how tight on time they're trying to be
	6:07pm Nick the Bard: (nothing against you, don't worry)
	6:08pm common: i miss the robot.
	6:08pm melinda: I loved the MTM show
	🚂 6:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Damn it, why are you reading my comments before I type them. geez
	6:09pm Undead83: @ common I think the robot only runs on Ken's Show xP
	6:09pm Listener Robert: I was just looking a few days ago at a YouTube of her doing a soap commercial.
	6:09pm dgg: @David Feldman your 2013 Mort Sahl interview was excellent
	6:10pm dale: andy has a masturbation rider in his contract. i have no idea what that means.
	6:10pm Listener Robert: Where was David Feldman's interview of Mort Sahl published? You sure it wasn't Mort Sahl's interview of David Feldman?
	6:11pm dale: didn't mary die in a hot air balloon accident?
	6:11pm dgg: if you have a rider is it still masturbation? Also, yeah! It's on YouTube.
	6:11pm common: @undead83: i think so.
	6:14pm dale: valerie harper is still alive, and i think she was hotter than mary.
	6:15pm dale: mary tyler moore didn't make it after all.
	6:19pm Asheville Jon: which sank faster: the titanic, or this show?
	6:20pm dale: it took the titanic 2 hours and change, sooooo...........
	6:22pm melinda: Dale I feel bad for laughing at that but I did.
	6:22pm JoelA: Copyright for AP breaking news site is 2015... no kidding
	6:23pm silent-H: Just the FMU doc. sex and broadcasting...sounds like a joke set-up.
	6:24pm cosmic matrix: (andy is a rock star)
	6:25pm dale: which melinda?
	6:25pm dale: andy is a sedimentary rock star
	6:25pm Sam: We told him to take a bite outta crime!
	6:25pm dgg: haha ok the "AP" one got me
	6:27pm melinda: @dale: the one about Mary not making it after all
	6:27pm dale: is andy snapping his gum and clicking his pen or clicking his gum and snapping his pen?
	6:28pm dale: ah - that felt wrong when i wrote it. i posted it earlier and fb so i guess it didn't feel THAT wrong.
	6:28pm Sam: Trump needs a whole forest of redwoods just to color his hair!
	6:28pm Linda Lee: most of the tweets from the Parks Service are more interesting than that ..
	6:30pm Sam: The good news is, the orangutan preserve has been greatly expanded to include the white house
	6:30pm Asheville Jon: Hello Linda Lee! How's it going?
	6:30pm Linda Lee: good news on the Bison slaughter!
	6:31pm Sam: Bison, or biden?
	6:31pm giraffe-o: "If news breaks, it was probably Seven Second Delay that broke it"
	6:31pm Linda Lee: going well Jon! you?
	6:31pm Asheville Jon: Been a good few days, thanks.
	6:31pm dale: ...ted nugent makes bingo plans.
	6:32pm dale: sam - HA!
	6:32pm Linda Lee: good to hear it!
	6:33pm Asheville Jon: glad to hear you're doing well too. how's the weather?
	6:34pm Linda Lee: icey! asheville too?
	6:34pm dale: damned if you do, damned if you don't
	6:34pm Folsom: there's a cheney joke somehow
	6:35pm Kellyanne Conway: Andy is funny, alternative fact
	6:35pm Linda Lee: back in our day, a shotgun meant just one joint ..
	6:35pm Asheville Jon: nope! was in the 60's today.
	6:35pm Linda Lee: oh my gosh. that sounds fantastic. ..
	6:35pm dgg: Dick cheney didn't have the common decency to offer.
	6:36pm (Murakami Whywolf))): 'Tough but fair.'
	6:36pm dgg: "The US felt so bad about invading Iraq, Iraq has been offered a four year occupation of Florida"
	6:36pm Asheville Jon: it was nice. supposed to get colder over the next few days though. that's fine with me!
	6:37pm Linda Lee: too soon for the 60s .. true
	6:37pm muwfInMA: can one go through a day in the US and not hear of or see guns!? been normal for way too long
	6:37pm Asheville Jon: it's been a very warm winter. i want cold!
	6:38pm Sam: The thing is, Ken and Andy are funniest when they're not trying to be funny. They're funniest when they're tryng to do normal things like reserve hotels or deliver pizzas. When they're sitting there trying to construct jokes, it's not as funny.
	6:38pm Linda Lee: do you have snow?
	6:39pm dale: bamboo splints under the nails work - just ask marla!
	6:39pm Sam: I'm feeling kind of whip and cheney tonight.
	6:39pm Linda Lee: (probably not today, i guess!)
	6:39pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Trump doesn't CARE if torture works, he just likes it.
	6:40pm Asheville Jon: me? snow? nothing even close to that.
	6:40pm cory: mobile.nytimes.com...
	6:40pm dale: he said 'hard on' - heh heh
	6:41pm cory: whoops, this isn't messenger. sry
	6:41pm moontana: In response to slaughter ban, bison turn guns on themselves. Montana has the highest suicide rate in the nation. We're number one, we're number one!
	6:41pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I'm still sitting on a voucher for a replacement prize for the unproduced Seven Second Delay sex tape. Can I use it for this so-called graphic novel? Will it be as graphic as the sex tape?
	6:42pm Sam: Technically you're supposed to shoot the bison, and then give it the gun and ask it to shoot you. That's what gentlemen do.
	6:43pm dale: matt moore - walk it off
	6:43pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Horrible, but: 'If only her "followers" would take the term literally.'.
	6:43pm cory: how about the NFL drone story? profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...
	6:44pm WFMU listener WADE: comedy made fresh...like snails being stepped on
	6:45pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): God is my witness, I thought footballs could fly.
	6:45pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Couldn't they call them something more racist than 'drones'?
	6:46pm Sam: Ha good one murakami
	6:46pm Sam: you too pete
	6:47pm dale: "i love my fourth wife....."
	6:47pm redkayak: what's the twitter handle again?
	6:47pm Sam: There once was a man named Frelinghuysen Who didn't want people to hurt bison
	6:48pm Linda Lee: david_feldman_
	6:48pm (((Murakami Whywolf): 'When they found out who' s President, they BEGGED us to shoot them.'
	6:49pm redkayak: @LInda 10-4 :)
	6:49pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Funny how Trump never calls the Confederates 'losers'….
	6:50pm dale: thumbs up! HA HA ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa...........
	6:51pm Asheville Jon: www.youtube.com...
	6:51pm Sam: It's ok to joke about school shootings, but a guy who doesn't have cancer? Stay away from that.
	6:52pm dale: don't get testy people.
	6:52pm dgg: mort sahl and david feldman: www.youtube.com...
	6:52pm Sam: Prostate cancer is a pain in the balls!
	6:52pm moontana: Wait a minute, that story about the kid asking his victim to shoot him sounds like fake news. Are Ken and Andy making this stuff up?
	6:52pm dgg: How bout: "Doctor gave Governor thumbs up and it came out clean"
	6:52pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Doctors say Tom Wolf can go home again.
	6:53pm dale: dgg - too much imagery
	6:54pm sweeks: I'm realizing that Andy is actually kinda funny
	6:54pm tq: @midnight
	6:54pm dgg: @dale hahaa
	6:54pm dgg: @dale hahaa
	6:56pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Mattel's stock needs batteries. Barbie's going to have to go back to being a sex doll.
	6:56pm dale: mattell sells flat - barbie sells dream house.
	6:56pm Listener Robert: Thanks for the link, dgg.
	6:57pm Asheville Jon: pure Ken and Andy comedy here: www.youtube.com...
	6:57pm moontana: Great show but I miss the robots.
	6:57pm dgg: @dale yeah, I was going for clean bill of health. But got "doo doo on thumb" instead. @rob: for sure, its good
	6:58pm moontana: The robots seemed more human.
	6:59pm dale: bikini girls on deck!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 25, 2017

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January 25, 2017: Farm Fresh Comedy, Made Right Before Your Eyes
Seven Second Delay gets topical! Andy's pal David Feldman is in the studio as a guest. As AP wire news stories break, Ken, Andy and David plan to come up with jokes about the news stories, and the Tweetworthy jokes go out over Twitter. David kicks things off with a couple of Mary Tyler Moore observations. A Jenny Finch story comes across the wire, and the crew struggles a bit to come up with a joke about it. But then things start rolling with tweets about Bison Slaughter, NFL concussions, and Governor Tom Wolf! Other joke topics include police dogs, the Trump wall, Syrian refugees, the National Park Service, the Cheneys, NFL drones, and the Confederate flag. Also, Beth calls in to give a recap of the Women's March in DC and a bison limerick!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Everybody should follow tonight's guest writer David Feldman, on twitter. His twitter account is: https://twitter.com/david_feldman_

If you like a tweet on his account, retweet it. If you don't like one of his tweets, retweet it. If we say it's funny, it's funny, Trust us. Have we ever lied to you before? David is very depressed. He's going through a divorce and his ex-wife took half of his twitter followers and she is fucking most of them. Do what we say.

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Listener comments!
	5:57pm Listener Robert: "Farm fresh"? Does that mean corny? Get better, Ken. You know Andy's just not funny on the air by himself.
	6:01pm dgg: are we gonna get to play w the robot again?
	6:02pm Undead83: Cheers guys, let's begin to rock
	6:03pm Listener Robert: You had a staff meeting while you had the flu? You trying to start an epidemic at WFMU?
	🚂 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Enter your jokes in the comments and the comedians will evaluate them. Here goes: Q - Why is it you never see <insert minority> working at a lumber yard? A - Would you hire a <minority>?
	6:04pm Listener Robert: I have one of David Feldman's books, "Do Penguins Have Knees?" Dave Lindelof gave it to me for my birthday, or some holiday.
	6:05pm dgg: "And you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"
	6:07pm dgg: holy shit I had all of those "do clocks go clockwise" books as a kid.
	6:07pm Nick the Bard: aaron, sorry, they do have a topic and stuff tonight, and i was running late, so i don't know how tight on time they're trying to be
	6:07pm Nick the Bard: (nothing against you, don't worry)
	6:08pm common: i miss the robot.
	6:08pm melinda: I loved the MTM show
	🚂 6:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Damn it, why are you reading my comments before I type them. geez
	6:09pm Undead83: @ common I think the robot only runs on Ken's Show xP
	6:09pm Listener Robert: I was just looking a few days ago at a YouTube of her doing a soap commercial.
	6:09pm dgg: @David Feldman your 2013 Mort Sahl interview was excellent
	6:10pm dale: andy has a masturbation rider in his contract. i have no idea what that means.
	6:10pm Listener Robert: Where was David Feldman's interview of Mort Sahl published? You sure it wasn't Mort Sahl's interview of David Feldman?
	6:11pm dale: didn't mary die in a hot air balloon accident?
	6:11pm dgg: if you have a rider is it still masturbation? Also, yeah! It's on YouTube.
	6:11pm common: @undead83: i think so.
	6:14pm dale: valerie harper is still alive, and i think she was hotter than mary.
	6:15pm dale: mary tyler moore didn't make it after all.
	6:19pm Asheville Jon: which sank faster: the titanic, or this show?
	6:20pm dale: it took the titanic 2 hours and change, sooooo...........
	6:22pm melinda: Dale I feel bad for laughing at that but I did.
	6:22pm JoelA: Copyright for AP breaking news site is 2015... no kidding
	6:23pm silent-H: Just the FMU doc. sex and broadcasting...sounds like a joke set-up.
	6:24pm cosmic matrix: (andy is a rock star)
	6:25pm dale: which melinda?
	6:25pm dale: andy is a sedimentary rock star
	6:25pm Sam: We told him to take a bite outta crime!
	6:25pm dgg: haha ok the "AP" one got me
	6:27pm melinda: @dale: the one about Mary not making it after all
	6:27pm dale: is andy snapping his gum and clicking his pen or clicking his gum and snapping his pen?
	6:28pm dale: ah - that felt wrong when i wrote it. i posted it earlier and fb so i guess it didn't feel THAT wrong.
	6:28pm Sam: Trump needs a whole forest of redwoods just to color his hair!
	6:28pm Linda Lee: most of the tweets from the Parks Service are more interesting than that ..
	6:30pm Sam: The good news is, the orangutan preserve has been greatly expanded to include the white house
	6:30pm Asheville Jon: Hello Linda Lee! How's it going?
	6:30pm Linda Lee: good news on the Bison slaughter!
	6:31pm Sam: Bison, or biden?
	6:31pm giraffe-o: "If news breaks, it was probably Seven Second Delay that broke it"
	6:31pm Linda Lee: going well Jon! you?
	6:31pm Asheville Jon: Been a good few days, thanks.
	6:31pm dale: ...ted nugent makes bingo plans.
	6:32pm dale: sam - HA!
	6:32pm Linda Lee: good to hear it!
	6:33pm Asheville Jon: glad to hear you're doing well too. how's the weather?
	6:34pm Linda Lee: icey! asheville too?
	6:34pm dale: damned if you do, damned if you don't
	6:34pm Folsom: there's a cheney joke somehow
	6:35pm Kellyanne Conway: Andy is funny, alternative fact
	6:35pm Linda Lee: back in our day, a shotgun meant just one joint ..
	6:35pm Asheville Jon: nope! was in the 60's today.
	6:35pm Linda Lee: oh my gosh. that sounds fantastic. ..
	6:35pm dgg: Dick cheney didn't have the common decency to offer.
	6:36pm (Murakami Whywolf))): 'Tough but fair.'
	6:36pm dgg: "The US felt so bad about invading Iraq, Iraq has been offered a four year occupation of Florida"
	6:36pm Asheville Jon: it was nice. supposed to get colder over the next few days though. that's fine with me!
	6:37pm Linda Lee: too soon for the 60s .. true
	6:37pm muwfInMA: can one go through a day in the US and not hear of or see guns!? been normal for way too long
	6:37pm Asheville Jon: it's been a very warm winter. i want cold!
	6:38pm Sam: The thing is, Ken and Andy are funniest when they're not trying to be funny. They're funniest when they're tryng to do normal things like reserve hotels or deliver pizzas. When they're sitting there trying to construct jokes, it's not as funny.
	6:38pm Linda Lee: do you have snow?
	6:39pm dale: bamboo splints under the nails work - just ask marla!
	6:39pm Sam: I'm feeling kind of whip and cheney tonight.
	6:39pm Linda Lee: (probably not today, i guess!)
	6:39pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Trump doesn't CARE if torture works, he just likes it.
	6:40pm Asheville Jon: me? snow? nothing even close to that.
	6:40pm cory: mobile.nytimes.com...
	6:40pm dale: he said 'hard on' - heh heh
	6:41pm cory: whoops, this isn't messenger. sry
	6:41pm moontana: In response to slaughter ban, bison turn guns on themselves. Montana has the highest suicide rate in the nation. We're number one, we're number one!
	6:41pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I'm still sitting on a voucher for a replacement prize for the unproduced Seven Second Delay sex tape. Can I use it for this so-called graphic novel? Will it be as graphic as the sex tape?
	6:42pm Sam: Technically you're supposed to shoot the bison, and then give it the gun and ask it to shoot you. That's what gentlemen do.
	6:43pm dale: matt moore - walk it off
	6:43pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Horrible, but: 'If only her "followers" would take the term literally.'.
	6:43pm cory: how about the NFL drone story? profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...
	6:44pm WFMU listener WADE: comedy made fresh...like snails being stepped on
	6:45pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): God is my witness, I thought footballs could fly.
	6:45pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Couldn't they call them something more racist than 'drones'?
	6:46pm Sam: Ha good one murakami
	6:46pm Sam: you too pete
	6:47pm dale: "i love my fourth wife....."
	6:47pm redkayak: what's the twitter handle again?
	6:47pm Sam: There once was a man named Frelinghuysen Who didn't want people to hurt bison
	6:48pm Linda Lee: david_feldman_
	6:48pm (((Murakami Whywolf): 'When they found out who' s President, they BEGGED us to shoot them.'
	6:49pm redkayak: @LInda 10-4 :)
	6:49pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Funny how Trump never calls the Confederates 'losers'….
	6:50pm dale: thumbs up! HA HA ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa...........
	6:51pm Asheville Jon: www.youtube.com...
	6:51pm Sam: It's ok to joke about school shootings, but a guy who doesn't have cancer? Stay away from that.
	6:52pm dale: don't get testy people.
	6:52pm dgg: mort sahl and david feldman: www.youtube.com...
	6:52pm Sam: Prostate cancer is a pain in the balls!
	6:52pm moontana: Wait a minute, that story about the kid asking his victim to shoot him sounds like fake news. Are Ken and Andy making this stuff up?
	6:52pm dgg: How bout: "Doctor gave Governor thumbs up and it came out clean"
	6:52pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Doctors say Tom Wolf can go home again.
	6:53pm dale: dgg - too much imagery
	6:54pm sweeks: I'm realizing that Andy is actually kinda funny
	6:54pm tq: @midnight
	6:54pm dgg: @dale hahaa
	6:54pm dgg: @dale hahaa
	6:56pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Mattel's stock needs batteries. Barbie's going to have to go back to being a sex doll.
	6:56pm dale: mattell sells flat - barbie sells dream house.
	6:56pm Listener Robert: Thanks for the link, dgg.
	6:57pm Asheville Jon: pure Ken and Andy comedy here: www.youtube.com...
	6:57pm moontana: Great show but I miss the robots.
	6:57pm dgg: @dale yeah, I was going for clean bill of health. But got "doo doo on thumb" instead. @rob: for sure, its good
	6:58pm moontana: The robots seemed more human.
	6:59pm dale: bikini girls on deck!

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