WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 28, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:01pm Sebastian: Good evening.
	6:05pm phillip in the bronx: what could you possibly put on a bilboard but "WFMU 91.1 the freeform station of the nation"
	6:07pm krissy b: I pass that billboard everyday
	6:08pm TehBadDr: "Listener supported Freeform Radio. WFMU 90.1? FM. We're sure to have something to offend everyone!"
	6:08pm Sebastian: Then it should simply say "Hey krissy b!"
	6:09pm noel: two and a half years without a license. Even crossed the country and Canada.
	6:09pm wizard frog: 'sometimes we play songs with melodies'
	6:10pm krissy b: I can totally silkscreen something for you that size
	6:11pm TehBadDr: Maybe just the Wf-Mu, dog cow image and the frequencies?
	6:11pm Sebastian: wouldn't it be cheaper (and cooler) to hire some sprayers to write something badass-looking on a brige?
	6:12pm spodiodi: STICK IT TO THE MAN! - W F M U - 91.1 FM -
	6:12pm TehBadDr: Kimzilla is in it for the kill!
	6:13pm joe mulligan: a keychain of the billboard
	6:13pm spodiodi: joe mulligan wins
	6:13pm dale: WFMU - THE LEAST SHITTY STATION IN THE TRI-STATE REGION.
	6:13pm TehBadDr: A bottle opener of the billboard!
	🚂 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: The billboard should have one of those 2-D barcode thingies that translates to www,wfmu,org so people can easily get to the website.
	6:14pm noel: Magnetic Bumper Stickers.
	6:14pm P-90: I like the idea that everywhere that doesn't have FMU reception is "Tick Country"
	6:15pm TehBadDr: Stickers that Andy can stick on women's ass'!
	6:15pm dale: WFMU - THE MASTURBATORIOUN FOR YOUR EAR CANALS
	6:15pm dale: obviously i can't spell masturbatorium
	6:15pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM – How Bad Can It Be?
	6:16pm ButtWeenies: How about a bumper sticker replica of the billboard
	6:16pm noel: Message on Billboard "Outerwhitelandia or Bust"
	6:17pm Patrick: Send the donors a piece of the billboard after it comes down.
	6:17pm spodiodi: WHY WORK?? WFMU 91.1FM
	6:17pm noel: Hey I drive 280 and I'm not Ejit
	6:17pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM – “That’s the Frequency, Kenneth!”
	6:18pm ian: Where do we donate?
	6:18pm steve: where good meets not very good at all
	6:18pm RomanDogBird: "All that and a bag of potato chips"
	6:18pm JtotheK: WFMU: Check out our new bumper sticker(s)!
	6:19pm noel: Hey Andy I've still got the recipe for untraceable murder.
	6:19pm conrad: Why not just: "We're talking abut your mother right now', so as to include everyone, living mother or no.
	6:19pm herb.nyc: "How do you spell WFMU? Lemme tell you..."
	6:19pm dale: WFMU - Mornings with the Pigeon. Rock blocks of KLAHM all day long.
	6:19pm Listener Julian: Just make it Andy's cell phone number!
	6:19pm TehBadDr: Kimzilla needs to steer them towards a brand image. ;^}
	6:19pm ButtWeenies: What if your group can't focus
	6:20pm joe from Warwick NY: "Make Radio Great Again" If it already hasn't been suggested for the billboard
	6:20pm spodiodi: TICK COUNTRY = WFMU 91.1 =
	6:20pm JakeGould: @JoeforWarwick: Now that is a slogan!
	6:21pm Irwin: Bringing together Detached Millennials, Aging X-ers, and Sundowning Boomers.
	6:21pm dale: i worked in design and advertising and got burnt out. everything now seems forced to me as the account people always drive the bus.
	6:21pm Chris J: Go to Hell (WFMU 91.1 FM)! Now!
	6:21pm Irwin: A lot of what we play cannot legally be called music.
	6:21pm spodiodi: "Beats the Bus" WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:22pm spodiodi: I like Chris J's
	6:22pm Irwin: De-Spotifying Listener Libraries.
	6:22pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM — “Not for Me and Maybe Not for You Either”
	6:22pm Mayor Frank: Walt Whitman - Debase! Debaser! Debase!
	6:22pm Irwin: A lawless freedom hole.
	🚂 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: What were some of the slogans from the old main page? Like "35% of what we play cannot be legally described as music" and "Our dead air is better than their air." See, Irwin gets it!
	6:23pm Irwin: Staffed by adults with juvenile tastes.
	6:23pm dale: WFMU - TURN IT UP AND TEAR THE KNOB OFF.
	🚂 6:23pm Listener Matt: Is This a Song or Static? WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:23pm Irwin: When we're sad, we walk deep in the forest and read fantasy novels.
	6:23pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM — “Gay Turtles Welcome”
	6:23pm Irwin: We care if Jimmy crack corn.
	6:24pm spodiodi: HAIL SATAN WFMU 91.1
	6:24pm Irwin: We'll get on board with saving the planet after we figure out what's in it for us.
	6:24pm Irwin: The most of everything. The best of nothing.
	6:24pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM — “Like SEX… But Only the Falling Asleep Part”
	6:24pm dale: Heavy Metal. Every Tuesday at 11. WFMU
	6:24pm RomanDogBird: www.teenageneighbor.com...
	6:25pm Chris J: Brand-New Tunes for Your Same Old Commute!
	6:25pm Mayor Frank: I actually have done advertising work and...computer stuff...
	6:25pm Irwin: Helping the idle unemployed rid themselves of the day
	6:25pm spodiodi: WE know you aren't stupid. WFMU 91.1FM - ONE OF US
	6:25pm Irwin: Where bad music happens to good people.
	6:26pm dale: i don't think old italians listen to fmu. may be wrong here, but...
	6:26pm Mayor Frank: Mesotheliomethomia...DO YOU HAVE IT?
	6:26pm Irwin: Small town market share, big city egos.
	6:27pm dale: From NPR - 'The Crappy Little Sattion that Could' WFMU
	6:27pm Sebastian: For a good time call 201 209 9368
	6:27pm Irwin: You ain't heard nothing yet. But listen for an hour and you will.
	🚂 6:27pm Listener Matt: You Can Go to Hell, You Can Just Go to Hell WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:28pm spodiodi: FREE HEALTHCARE for YOUR EARS WFMU 91.1FM
	6:28pm dale: is ogilvy still a thing? they went down the shitter ten years ago when they had to move even further west.
	6:28pm Irwin: Lost in Talmudic obsession over "cool" vs. "uncool."
	6:28pm herb.nyc: Pic: family of 4 w dog and cat too, all staring at a radio tuned to WFMU. 6 different emotions of the listeners. Insert text.
	6:29pm Irwin: Despite our good-natured radio personalities, the typical WFMU DJ is a bubbling cauldron of tranquilizers, vodka, anxiety and fear.
	6:29pm JakeGould: 91.1FM – “NOW MORE THAN EVER” (with a picture of Nixon on it)
	6:29pm Charles from MC: How bout... WFMU, it's like Kombucha for your ears.
	6:30pm Irwin: Ken is Hootie. Our DJs are mere blowfish.
	6:30pm Mayor Frank: I spilled a pint of red paint in the StopNShop. Andy!?
	6:30pm zoot allors: slight variation: 91.1FM - WFMU - the station that channels all dead mothers - tune in and listen for yours!
	6:30pm Irwin: Flypaper for misfits and malcontents.
	6:30pm Mayor Frank: Paddy's Pub Best Bar.
	6:30pm Listener Robert: I forgot: Was "Hail Satan" Kamikaze Diane's version of "Heil Hitler"? Or was it Terre T.'s (from Satan Island)? Or both?
	6:31pm Irwin: Where the Nihilist Spasm Band is considered mainstream.
	6:32pm Irwin: Radio for head-scratching lower primates.
	6:32pm spodiodi: FAKE RADIO 91.1 WFMU
	6:32pm dale: Don Mclean 24/7. CAN never.
	🚂 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: 4 out of 5 ear doctors recommend WFMU!
	6:32pm Irwin: Where the shunned shine.
	6:32pm TehBadDr: Irwin is killing it with the billboard memes.
	6:32pm Irwin: The Home of Has-Beens, Wannabes, Never-Weres, No-Hopers and the Gone-Overboard. We're like a Steely Dan song in real-life.
	6:32pm joe mulligan: Jack was so on to Andy's antics
	6:33pm Irwin: A dystopian cesspool of sinister thought, destructive impulses, anti-social behavior and malevolent mind-control.
	6:33pm JohnEBGood: Phillip from the Bronx got it right on the 1st try.
	6:33pm dale: have someone live at the billboard in a hammock or something. make it a living stunt. GLEN JONES WOULD DO IT!
	6:33pm Irwin: A Tod Browning soundtrack on an Ed Wood budget.
	6:33pm Listener Robert: "You don't want to see what's behind this billboard. Thank WFMU."
	6:33pm spodiodi: FREEFORM HIPPYFEST 91.1WFMU
	6:34pm Irwin: All the amateurism of college radio — without the basketball games.
	6:34pm Mayor Frank: Andy Dandy puts his daughters in pens.
	6:34pm MrFab: "The Home of Has-Beens, Wannabes, Never-Weres, No-Hopers and the Gone-Overboard" - trying to figure out which one I am.
	6:35pm Irwin: Proudly lowbrow.
	🚂 6:35pm PMD: Daisy is no longer at RISD?
	6:35pm spodiodi: Irwin is killin' it
	6:35pm Irwin: Please listen carefully. Our menus have changed.
	6:35pm Sebastian: loving that idea, dale
	6:35pm Chris J: Ad-free music to your ears WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:35pm Sean B.: WFMU, Jersey City 91.1 FM Either you get it, or you don't!. Tune in to find out!. a picture of a cartoon guy/gal scratching their head in contemplation, and the woof-moo symbol below (large).
	6:35pm Mayor Frank: Pens. Dens. Daughters. Sprite.
	6:35pm spodiodi: Lots of practice: Irwin does this every week on his playlist (he's a master)
	🚂 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park: Display the phone number 201-521-1365 for folks to leave messages that Clay can play on the morning show. Also, it should mention there's a morning show.
	6:36pm Irwin: Our isoquants lack predictive utility.
	6:36pm Irwin: Stuck on stupid since 1958.
	6:36pm Irwin: BODY-SLAMMING, FIST-PUMPING EXCITEMENT!!
	6:36pm james f: 91.1 fm free form radio "i turn it off 10 times a day" -wfmu station mgr. ken
	6:36pm TehBadDr: Wf-Mu image hear what you've been missing, frequencies....
	6:36pm Irwin: Over 62% of our DJ's have opposable thumbs!
	6:37pm Irwin: A chimera found lurking in penumbras formed by emanations.
	6:37pm dale: i LOVE joey heatherton.
	6:37pm Irwin: Chasing away the normal people.
	6:38pm Irwin: What we can't pronounce, we mumble with authority.
	6:38pm TehBadDr: I remember and know all about Joey Heatherton!
	6:38pm Irwin: You = monkey. WFMU = banana.
	6:38pm dale: sebastian - it should be a happening, not just a billboard - right?
	6:38pm JtotheK: Joey Heatherton has some cool Northern 45s, such as The Hullabaloo!
	6:38pm Irwin: You may not need our fetishistic obsession with musical marginalism — but it's nice to know it's there!
	6:39pm common: I don't know what this is. 91.1fm. WFMU. WFMU.org
	6:39pm P-90: I KNEW a Joey H. revival was brewing
	6:39pm Sebastian: he definitely would do it
	6:39pm Irwin: Programa non grata.
	6:39pm Irwin: Why struggle alone? We can fail together!
	6:39pm Irwin: Killing you with Musical Choice Fatigue
	6:39pm Mayor Frank: Less Falklands. More Sparks.
	6:40pm TehBadDr: I'm thinking of Perfect Sleeper right now!
	6:40pm Irwin: Where a "split seven-inch" isn't as painful as it sounds.
	6:41pm Irwin: Rescuing obscure recording artists from Google Limbo.
	6:41pm tquirk: It's not radio, it's WFMU
	6:41pm Irwin: Your musical chum bucket.
	6:41pm Old Dave: Man... now is has to be one of those LED billboards that keeps changing. Thanks to Irwin!
	6:41pm Mayor Frank: @therealylt is kinda jewish.
	6:41pm Irwin: Prolonged exposure may trigger extreme fluctuations in your baseline norms.
	6:41pm MrFab: Less rock, more schlock.
	6:42pm Sebastian: Jew-ne in to WFMU!
	6:42pm Irwin: Where there's no there there, we're so THERE!
	6:42pm Nick the Bard: someone at thebillboard like Tony Danza did in that one episode of Who's The Boss
	6:42pm Irwin: Our station rocks. Sorry about yours.
	6:43pm Old Dave: Dale!
	6:43pm Irwin: Our DJs often get that scary, faraway look in their eyes.
	6:43pm Sebastian: bravo dale
	🚂 6:43pm Listener Matt: Unknown Unknowns WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:43pm Mayor Frank: You could do it. There are stairs and platforms.
	6:43pm Chris J: Rock 'n' Roll POOP!
	6:43pm KM: Ken nailed it with "crap on top of crap"
	6:43pm Irwin: Those aren't buffering problems—that's our programming.
	6:44pm Irwin: Offering low branches for minds that cannot soar.
	6:44pm spodiodi: AURAL SAX 91.1 FM w F m U
	6:44pm dale: ugh - i sound whiny.
	6:44pm herb.nyc: "WFMU. Funny, it doesn't look Jewish?"
	6:44pm TehBadDr: A straight up Crucifixion on the billboard, featuring Andy!
	🚂 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Got to think like a marketer: Put a big picture of Duane up there and mention his noon - 3 PM time slot. (Duane being a very handsome man.)
	🚂 6:45pm -max-: "No Soap, RADIO! WFMU / 91.1 FM / wfmu.org"
	6:45pm tquirk: "Radio for the deaf." Andy B.
	6:45pm dale: ...or pro abortion messages.
	6:45pm Irwin: Programming so pure our DNA is kept under a bell jar in the National Institute of Standards.
	6:46pm Todd: In deference to Richard Hell--Please Hate Us, wfmu
	6:46pm geo in jc: WFMU home of self hating listeners.
	🚂 6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: Borrow this slogan from DK: "Music to slaughter livestock to; 5,000 factory farmers can't all be wrong."
	6:47pm Listener Robert: How about a custom pic of the Old Codger looking befuddled trying to work the new electronics: "Streaming? I thought you said we were steaming!" And if you're going to use the WF-MU image, make it the WF-MU-QK! with the duck from the mascot contest. I think we all signed over our rights to those pix. It's much better than my wolf, sadly.
	6:47pm steve: This year, give her WFMU pbs.twimg.com...
	6:48pm tquirk: Do a guerrilla marketing redo of a Chikfila(tio) billboard
	6:48pm dale: have a hot dog cart under it with the message WFMU - FREE WEINERS BELOW
	6:49pm Old Dave: A lot of the South of the Border billboards are falling apart and overgrown with kudzu. They can't cost more than $1 a day at this point.
	6:49pm Baron Metricpressure: WFMU: Not just for straight, white, male atheists. or WFMU: You don't have to be a straight, white, male atheist, but it doesn't hurt.
	🚂 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: How about a bunch of those Burma Shave signs? A bunch of little ones may out do the one big one.
	6:50pm spodiodi: "Dewe tofiepie anen. WFMU 91.1"
	6:50pm Baron Metricpressure: WFMU: Come for the foreplay. Stay for the aural experience.
	6:50pm noel: WFMU So Hot You'll Need An Asbestos Suit. andy breckman 1999
	6:51pm Nick the Bard: oh gee, you don't get to sing the Sopranos theme to ken and andy, quit being a dick about it
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: The billboard should mention bikini girls on fire.
	6:52pm Old Dave: "WFMU 91.1 Maorag na kami digdi."
	6:52pm dale: 91.1 - BITCH, BITCH, BITCH....
	6:53pm steve: girls will like you if you listen to wfmu
	6:53pm spodiodi: Hey good looking, tune in to WFMU
	6:53pm dale: the billboard could have a water cannon that hits cars as they pass.
	6:53pm Sebastian: some people like to be peed on..
	6:53pm tquirk: We Have the PeePee tape. WFMU
	6:53pm spodiodi: Peace of Mind WFMU 91.1FM
	6:54pm james f: what the hell is wfmu? let us know, we can't tell 91.1 fm
	🚂 6:54pm Aaron in Minneapolis: WFMU: Home of the Golden Shower
	🚂 6:54pm Listener Matt: TK TK WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:54pm Mayor Frank: Nick the Bard: Not everyone get's my sense of humor. Airing. Phone number. Dial now.
	6:55pm spodiodi: FREE BITCOIN #DUMBASS 91.1 WFMU
	6:55pm krissy b: It should be "hi you're on the radio!" Like Michele n frangry say
	6:56pm dale: WFMU - Because you probably can't pick up WBAI right now.
	🚂 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: I mentioned the Clay Pigeon answering machine at 6:36.
	6:56pm carrots: have a urban highway/landscape(palasky skyway)photograph with a wfmu billboard in it saying whatever you come up with. .
	6:56pm Old Dave: I like the water cannon idea, dale. Could it just hit cars with texting idiots, somehow?
	🚂 6:57pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I found it! 91.1
	6:57pm Mayor Frank: On The Air
	6:57pm tquirk: WtFMU
	6:58pm dale: i did work for verizon as well.
	6:58pm kelly: WFMU: NOW LESS KOSHER THAN EVER!
	6:58pm Sebastian: well, that went well
	🚂 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Have Kelly Jones answer the billboard phone. She's got a quick wit.
	6:59pm dale: put clay pigeon on the billboard. on top of the billboard. and give him a large jar to tinkle in.
	6:59pm Matthew Hall: WFMU: 55 years of brilliant radio for inexplicable people...and vice versa.
	6:59pm Mayor Frank: And the sea levels rise and the antennas spark out and a kid in Ohio hears a gurgle from Jersey City late at night on the AM
	🚂 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: The face on the billboard should have eyes that follow you as you drive past.
	7:00pm Matthew Hall: WFMU 91.1 -- You're gonna need a stick.
	7:00pm Sebastian: thanks guys!
	7:00pm Mayor Frank: You did not solve the billboard problem.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 28, 2017

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June 28, 2017: We Want a Billboard!
Ken and Andy are getting a billboard in Newark. It's on route 280, heading west (out of NY). They have two issues to deal with - 1) they must raise money to pay for it and 2) they need to figure out what to put on the billboard. To help with fundraising, Kimzilla is in studio and she will serve as the crowdfunding guru.

It is decided that they must come up with money in the ballpark of $10,000. One concern is what possible prize can be given for donating. A tick remover is suggested. Also air fresheners, compass, and fuzzy dice. Eventually they settle on a bumper sticker.

Plenty of ideas for what to put on the billboard come in from callers, in addition to Andy's suggestions. Some of the highlights:

Sometimes we play songs with melodies

WFMU - where foxy mamas undress

I turn it off ten times a day

Less talk and less music

Melody schmelody

Listener Dale suggests having someone live on the billboard, possibly broadcasting

And some from Andy:

We're talking about your dead mom right now!

Hey idiots, listen to this!

Now 100% Jew free! (percentage changes dynamically)

We got Jews coming out of our ass!

What's your problem? (with wfmu phone number)

Jack from the Billboard Liberation Fund is consulted (he improves billboards). He votes NO on "Hail Satan!", Andy's classic "Dead Mom" slogan, "You Wouldn't Know a Good Idea If It Crawled Up Your Nose and Died", "WFMU - Making Radio Great Again", and "This Guy's Fat Ass, Brought To You By WFMU". His idea is to light the billboard on fire.

Also, real ad-man Scott calls and offers some controversial ideas to enhance some existing suggestions.

Earlier in the show, Andy and Ken compare notes in their personal definitions of love!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm Sebastian: Good evening.
	6:05pm phillip in the bronx: what could you possibly put on a bilboard but "WFMU 91.1 the freeform station of the nation"
	6:07pm krissy b: I pass that billboard everyday
	6:08pm TehBadDr: "Listener supported Freeform Radio. WFMU 90.1? FM. We're sure to have something to offend everyone!"
	6:08pm Sebastian: Then it should simply say "Hey krissy b!"
	6:09pm noel: two and a half years without a license. Even crossed the country and Canada.
	6:09pm wizard frog: 'sometimes we play songs with melodies'
	6:10pm krissy b: I can totally silkscreen something for you that size
	6:11pm TehBadDr: Maybe just the Wf-Mu, dog cow image and the frequencies?
	6:11pm Sebastian: wouldn't it be cheaper (and cooler) to hire some sprayers to write something badass-looking on a brige?
	6:12pm spodiodi: STICK IT TO THE MAN! - W F M U - 91.1 FM -
	6:12pm TehBadDr: Kimzilla is in it for the kill!
	6:13pm joe mulligan: a keychain of the billboard
	6:13pm spodiodi: joe mulligan wins
	6:13pm dale: WFMU - THE LEAST SHITTY STATION IN THE TRI-STATE REGION.
	6:13pm TehBadDr: A bottle opener of the billboard!
	🚂 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: The billboard should have one of those 2-D barcode thingies that translates to www,wfmu,org so people can easily get to the website.
	6:14pm noel: Magnetic Bumper Stickers.
	6:14pm P-90: I like the idea that everywhere that doesn't have FMU reception is "Tick Country"
	6:15pm TehBadDr: Stickers that Andy can stick on women's ass'!
	6:15pm dale: WFMU - THE MASTURBATORIOUN FOR YOUR EAR CANALS
	6:15pm dale: obviously i can't spell masturbatorium
	6:15pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM – How Bad Can It Be?
	6:16pm ButtWeenies: How about a bumper sticker replica of the billboard
	6:16pm noel: Message on Billboard "Outerwhitelandia or Bust"
	6:17pm Patrick: Send the donors a piece of the billboard after it comes down.
	6:17pm spodiodi: WHY WORK?? WFMU 91.1FM
	6:17pm noel: Hey I drive 280 and I'm not Ejit
	6:17pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM – “That’s the Frequency, Kenneth!”
	6:18pm ian: Where do we donate?
	6:18pm steve: where good meets not very good at all
	6:18pm RomanDogBird: "All that and a bag of potato chips"
	6:18pm JtotheK: WFMU: Check out our new bumper sticker(s)!
	6:19pm noel: Hey Andy I've still got the recipe for untraceable murder.
	6:19pm conrad: Why not just: "We're talking abut your mother right now', so as to include everyone, living mother or no.
	6:19pm herb.nyc: "How do you spell WFMU? Lemme tell you..."
	6:19pm dale: WFMU - Mornings with the Pigeon. Rock blocks of KLAHM all day long.
	6:19pm Listener Julian: Just make it Andy's cell phone number!
	6:19pm TehBadDr: Kimzilla needs to steer them towards a brand image. ;^}
	6:19pm ButtWeenies: What if your group can't focus
	6:20pm joe from Warwick NY: "Make Radio Great Again" If it already hasn't been suggested for the billboard
	6:20pm spodiodi: TICK COUNTRY = WFMU 91.1 =
	6:20pm JakeGould: @JoeforWarwick: Now that is a slogan!
	6:21pm Irwin: Bringing together Detached Millennials, Aging X-ers, and Sundowning Boomers.
	6:21pm dale: i worked in design and advertising and got burnt out. everything now seems forced to me as the account people always drive the bus.
	6:21pm Chris J: Go to Hell (WFMU 91.1 FM)! Now!
	6:21pm Irwin: A lot of what we play cannot legally be called music.
	6:21pm spodiodi: "Beats the Bus" WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:22pm spodiodi: I like Chris J's
	6:22pm Irwin: De-Spotifying Listener Libraries.
	6:22pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM — “Not for Me and Maybe Not for You Either”
	6:22pm Mayor Frank: Walt Whitman - Debase! Debaser! Debase!
	6:22pm Irwin: A lawless freedom hole.
	🚂 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: What were some of the slogans from the old main page? Like "35% of what we play cannot be legally described as music" and "Our dead air is better than their air." See, Irwin gets it!
	6:23pm Irwin: Staffed by adults with juvenile tastes.
	6:23pm dale: WFMU - TURN IT UP AND TEAR THE KNOB OFF.
	🚂 6:23pm Listener Matt: Is This a Song or Static? WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:23pm Irwin: When we're sad, we walk deep in the forest and read fantasy novels.
	6:23pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM — “Gay Turtles Welcome”
	6:23pm Irwin: We care if Jimmy crack corn.
	6:24pm spodiodi: HAIL SATAN WFMU 91.1
	6:24pm Irwin: We'll get on board with saving the planet after we figure out what's in it for us.
	6:24pm Irwin: The most of everything. The best of nothing.
	6:24pm JakeGould: WFMU 91.1FM — “Like SEX… But Only the Falling Asleep Part”
	6:24pm dale: Heavy Metal. Every Tuesday at 11. WFMU
	6:24pm RomanDogBird: www.teenageneighbor.com...
	6:25pm Chris J: Brand-New Tunes for Your Same Old Commute!
	6:25pm Mayor Frank: I actually have done advertising work and...computer stuff...
	6:25pm Irwin: Helping the idle unemployed rid themselves of the day
	6:25pm spodiodi: WE know you aren't stupid. WFMU 91.1FM - ONE OF US
	6:25pm Irwin: Where bad music happens to good people.
	6:26pm dale: i don't think old italians listen to fmu. may be wrong here, but...
	6:26pm Mayor Frank: Mesotheliomethomia...DO YOU HAVE IT?
	6:26pm Irwin: Small town market share, big city egos.
	6:27pm dale: From NPR - 'The Crappy Little Sattion that Could' WFMU
	6:27pm Sebastian: For a good time call 201 209 9368
	6:27pm Irwin: You ain't heard nothing yet. But listen for an hour and you will.
	🚂 6:27pm Listener Matt: You Can Go to Hell, You Can Just Go to Hell WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:28pm spodiodi: FREE HEALTHCARE for YOUR EARS WFMU 91.1FM
	6:28pm dale: is ogilvy still a thing? they went down the shitter ten years ago when they had to move even further west.
	6:28pm Irwin: Lost in Talmudic obsession over "cool" vs. "uncool."
	6:28pm herb.nyc: Pic: family of 4 w dog and cat too, all staring at a radio tuned to WFMU. 6 different emotions of the listeners. Insert text.
	6:29pm Irwin: Despite our good-natured radio personalities, the typical WFMU DJ is a bubbling cauldron of tranquilizers, vodka, anxiety and fear.
	6:29pm JakeGould: 91.1FM – “NOW MORE THAN EVER” (with a picture of Nixon on it)
	6:29pm Charles from MC: How bout... WFMU, it's like Kombucha for your ears.
	6:30pm Irwin: Ken is Hootie. Our DJs are mere blowfish.
	6:30pm Mayor Frank: I spilled a pint of red paint in the StopNShop. Andy!?
	6:30pm zoot allors: slight variation: 91.1FM - WFMU - the station that channels all dead mothers - tune in and listen for yours!
	6:30pm Irwin: Flypaper for misfits and malcontents.
	6:30pm Mayor Frank: Paddy's Pub Best Bar.
	6:30pm Listener Robert: I forgot: Was "Hail Satan" Kamikaze Diane's version of "Heil Hitler"? Or was it Terre T.'s (from Satan Island)? Or both?
	6:31pm Irwin: Where the Nihilist Spasm Band is considered mainstream.
	6:32pm Irwin: Radio for head-scratching lower primates.
	6:32pm spodiodi: FAKE RADIO 91.1 WFMU
	6:32pm dale: Don Mclean 24/7. CAN never.
	🚂 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: 4 out of 5 ear doctors recommend WFMU!
	6:32pm Irwin: Where the shunned shine.
	6:32pm TehBadDr: Irwin is killing it with the billboard memes.
	6:32pm Irwin: The Home of Has-Beens, Wannabes, Never-Weres, No-Hopers and the Gone-Overboard. We're like a Steely Dan song in real-life.
	6:32pm joe mulligan: Jack was so on to Andy's antics
	6:33pm Irwin: A dystopian cesspool of sinister thought, destructive impulses, anti-social behavior and malevolent mind-control.
	6:33pm JohnEBGood: Phillip from the Bronx got it right on the 1st try.
	6:33pm dale: have someone live at the billboard in a hammock or something. make it a living stunt. GLEN JONES WOULD DO IT!
	6:33pm Irwin: A Tod Browning soundtrack on an Ed Wood budget.
	6:33pm Listener Robert: "You don't want to see what's behind this billboard. Thank WFMU."
	6:33pm spodiodi: FREEFORM HIPPYFEST 91.1WFMU
	6:34pm Irwin: All the amateurism of college radio — without the basketball games.
	6:34pm Mayor Frank: Andy Dandy puts his daughters in pens.
	6:34pm MrFab: "The Home of Has-Beens, Wannabes, Never-Weres, No-Hopers and the Gone-Overboard" - trying to figure out which one I am.
	6:35pm Irwin: Proudly lowbrow.
	🚂 6:35pm PMD: Daisy is no longer at RISD?
	6:35pm spodiodi: Irwin is killin' it
	6:35pm Irwin: Please listen carefully. Our menus have changed.
	6:35pm Sebastian: loving that idea, dale
	6:35pm Chris J: Ad-free music to your ears WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:35pm Sean B.: WFMU, Jersey City 91.1 FM Either you get it, or you don't!. Tune in to find out!. a picture of a cartoon guy/gal scratching their head in contemplation, and the woof-moo symbol below (large).
	6:35pm Mayor Frank: Pens. Dens. Daughters. Sprite.
	6:35pm spodiodi: Lots of practice: Irwin does this every week on his playlist (he's a master)
	🚂 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park: Display the phone number 201-521-1365 for folks to leave messages that Clay can play on the morning show. Also, it should mention there's a morning show.
	6:36pm Irwin: Our isoquants lack predictive utility.
	6:36pm Irwin: Stuck on stupid since 1958.
	6:36pm Irwin: BODY-SLAMMING, FIST-PUMPING EXCITEMENT!!
	6:36pm james f: 91.1 fm free form radio "i turn it off 10 times a day" -wfmu station mgr. ken
	6:36pm TehBadDr: Wf-Mu image hear what you've been missing, frequencies....
	6:36pm Irwin: Over 62% of our DJ's have opposable thumbs!
	6:37pm Irwin: A chimera found lurking in penumbras formed by emanations.
	6:37pm dale: i LOVE joey heatherton.
	6:37pm Irwin: Chasing away the normal people.
	6:38pm Irwin: What we can't pronounce, we mumble with authority.
	6:38pm TehBadDr: I remember and know all about Joey Heatherton!
	6:38pm Irwin: You = monkey. WFMU = banana.
	6:38pm dale: sebastian - it should be a happening, not just a billboard - right?
	6:38pm JtotheK: Joey Heatherton has some cool Northern 45s, such as The Hullabaloo!
	6:38pm Irwin: You may not need our fetishistic obsession with musical marginalism — but it's nice to know it's there!
	6:39pm common: I don't know what this is. 91.1fm. WFMU. WFMU.org
	6:39pm P-90: I KNEW a Joey H. revival was brewing
	6:39pm Sebastian: he definitely would do it
	6:39pm Irwin: Programa non grata.
	6:39pm Irwin: Why struggle alone? We can fail together!
	6:39pm Irwin: Killing you with Musical Choice Fatigue
	6:39pm Mayor Frank: Less Falklands. More Sparks.
	6:40pm TehBadDr: I'm thinking of Perfect Sleeper right now!
	6:40pm Irwin: Where a "split seven-inch" isn't as painful as it sounds.
	6:41pm Irwin: Rescuing obscure recording artists from Google Limbo.
	6:41pm tquirk: It's not radio, it's WFMU
	6:41pm Irwin: Your musical chum bucket.
	6:41pm Old Dave: Man... now is has to be one of those LED billboards that keeps changing. Thanks to Irwin!
	6:41pm Mayor Frank: @therealylt is kinda jewish.
	6:41pm Irwin: Prolonged exposure may trigger extreme fluctuations in your baseline norms.
	6:41pm MrFab: Less rock, more schlock.
	6:42pm Sebastian: Jew-ne in to WFMU!
	6:42pm Irwin: Where there's no there there, we're so THERE!
	6:42pm Nick the Bard: someone at thebillboard like Tony Danza did in that one episode of Who's The Boss
	6:42pm Irwin: Our station rocks. Sorry about yours.
	6:43pm Old Dave: Dale!
	6:43pm Irwin: Our DJs often get that scary, faraway look in their eyes.
	6:43pm Sebastian: bravo dale
	🚂 6:43pm Listener Matt: Unknown Unknowns WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:43pm Mayor Frank: You could do it. There are stairs and platforms.
	6:43pm Chris J: Rock 'n' Roll POOP!
	6:43pm KM: Ken nailed it with "crap on top of crap"
	6:43pm Irwin: Those aren't buffering problems—that's our programming.
	6:44pm Irwin: Offering low branches for minds that cannot soar.
	6:44pm spodiodi: AURAL SAX 91.1 FM w F m U
	6:44pm dale: ugh - i sound whiny.
	6:44pm herb.nyc: "WFMU. Funny, it doesn't look Jewish?"
	6:44pm TehBadDr: A straight up Crucifixion on the billboard, featuring Andy!
	🚂 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Got to think like a marketer: Put a big picture of Duane up there and mention his noon - 3 PM time slot. (Duane being a very handsome man.)
	🚂 6:45pm -max-: "No Soap, RADIO! WFMU / 91.1 FM / wfmu.org"
	6:45pm tquirk: "Radio for the deaf." Andy B.
	6:45pm dale: ...or pro abortion messages.
	6:45pm Irwin: Programming so pure our DNA is kept under a bell jar in the National Institute of Standards.
	6:46pm Todd: In deference to Richard Hell--Please Hate Us, wfmu
	6:46pm geo in jc: WFMU home of self hating listeners.
	🚂 6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: Borrow this slogan from DK: "Music to slaughter livestock to; 5,000 factory farmers can't all be wrong."
	6:47pm Listener Robert: How about a custom pic of the Old Codger looking befuddled trying to work the new electronics: "Streaming? I thought you said we were steaming!" And if you're going to use the WF-MU image, make it the WF-MU-QK! with the duck from the mascot contest. I think we all signed over our rights to those pix. It's much better than my wolf, sadly.
	6:47pm steve: This year, give her WFMU pbs.twimg.com...
	6:48pm tquirk: Do a guerrilla marketing redo of a Chikfila(tio) billboard
	6:48pm dale: have a hot dog cart under it with the message WFMU - FREE WEINERS BELOW
	6:49pm Old Dave: A lot of the South of the Border billboards are falling apart and overgrown with kudzu. They can't cost more than $1 a day at this point.
	6:49pm Baron Metricpressure: WFMU: Not just for straight, white, male atheists. or WFMU: You don't have to be a straight, white, male atheist, but it doesn't hurt.
	🚂 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: How about a bunch of those Burma Shave signs? A bunch of little ones may out do the one big one.
	6:50pm spodiodi: "Dewe tofiepie anen. WFMU 91.1"
	6:50pm Baron Metricpressure: WFMU: Come for the foreplay. Stay for the aural experience.
	6:50pm noel: WFMU So Hot You'll Need An Asbestos Suit. andy breckman 1999
	6:51pm Nick the Bard: oh gee, you don't get to sing the Sopranos theme to ken and andy, quit being a dick about it
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: The billboard should mention bikini girls on fire.
	6:52pm Old Dave: "WFMU 91.1 Maorag na kami digdi."
	6:52pm dale: 91.1 - BITCH, BITCH, BITCH....
	6:53pm steve: girls will like you if you listen to wfmu
	6:53pm spodiodi: Hey good looking, tune in to WFMU
	6:53pm dale: the billboard could have a water cannon that hits cars as they pass.
	6:53pm Sebastian: some people like to be peed on..
	6:53pm tquirk: We Have the PeePee tape. WFMU
	6:53pm spodiodi: Peace of Mind WFMU 91.1FM
	6:54pm james f: what the hell is wfmu? let us know, we can't tell 91.1 fm
	🚂 6:54pm Aaron in Minneapolis: WFMU: Home of the Golden Shower
	🚂 6:54pm Listener Matt: TK TK WFMU 91.1 FM
	6:54pm Mayor Frank: Nick the Bard: Not everyone get's my sense of humor. Airing. Phone number. Dial now.
	6:55pm spodiodi: FREE BITCOIN #DUMBASS 91.1 WFMU
	6:55pm krissy b: It should be "hi you're on the radio!" Like Michele n frangry say
	6:56pm dale: WFMU - Because you probably can't pick up WBAI right now.
	🚂 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: I mentioned the Clay Pigeon answering machine at 6:36.
	6:56pm carrots: have a urban highway/landscape(palasky skyway)photograph with a wfmu billboard in it saying whatever you come up with. .
	6:56pm Old Dave: I like the water cannon idea, dale. Could it just hit cars with texting idiots, somehow?
	🚂 6:57pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I found it! 91.1
	6:57pm Mayor Frank: On The Air
	6:57pm tquirk: WtFMU
	6:58pm dale: i did work for verizon as well.
	6:58pm kelly: WFMU: NOW LESS KOSHER THAN EVER!
	6:58pm Sebastian: well, that went well
	🚂 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Have Kelly Jones answer the billboard phone. She's got a quick wit.
	6:59pm dale: put clay pigeon on the billboard. on top of the billboard. and give him a large jar to tinkle in.
	6:59pm Matthew Hall: WFMU: 55 years of brilliant radio for inexplicable people...and vice versa.
	6:59pm Mayor Frank: And the sea levels rise and the antennas spark out and a kid in Ohio hears a gurgle from Jersey City late at night on the AM
	🚂 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: The face on the billboard should have eyes that follow you as you drive past.
	7:00pm Matthew Hall: WFMU 91.1 -- You're gonna need a stick.
	7:00pm Sebastian: thanks guys!
	7:00pm Mayor Frank: You did not solve the billboard problem.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 28, 2017

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