WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 9, 2018

Listener comments!
	6:03pm Lizardner Dave: Felder at 11 minutes past the hour?
	6:03pm Linda Lee: this is gonna be bananas.
	6:04pm ♪ke: #donfeldermustdie
	6:05pm ultradamno: Part of me wishes (though I know better) that title referred to a cartoon about the Boston hardcore band SS Decontrol
	6:06pm Asheville Jon: SWEET!!! Matt Warwick and Andy (go to hell!). What a fantastic combo! GO GET HIM MATT!!!!
	6:06pm Patty D: Is this a dream? Or a NIGHTMARE?
	🚂 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tell Andy about the lava lamps and bean bag chairs.
	6:07pm debt collector: Andy you are taking a great risk with matt because if he’s better than Ken (not a high bar) the future shows with Ken may be judged as bad shows and folks like me may cash in our bad show insurance policies
	6:08pm dale: there's a connection here with felder and andy's love for the eagles.
	6:09pm Emilsagroforest: Turn up Matt’s mic
	6:09pm common: hey, I can't draw!
	6:09pm Asheville Jon: no, turn down andy's mic (go to hell andy)
	6:09pm Fredericks: Hold your nose, Matt and call yourself "Young Ken."
	6:09pm dale: ..or is that billy joel?
	🚂 6:11pm herb.nyc: oh dear, andy sez "idear" for idea.
	🚂 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: 201-209-9368? Is that a new number?
	6:11pm Karen: I can draw
	6:11pm dale: the only thing between a good show and a bad show insurance payout is little matty.
	6:11pm Linda Lee: here's the magazine: www.americanbystander.org
	6:11pm Karen: Or try
	6:12pm dale: "...my co-host what's his name...."
	6:12pm carrots: Warwake!
	6:13pm Aaron Working In Newark: #felderNation
	6:14pm ifeelfatnsassy: Didn't MAD just relaunch?
	6:14pm dale: redbook and mccalls had good childhood masturbatory material too.
	🚂 6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: How about a Spy vs. Spy cartoon with a pair of Felder and anti-Felder character?
	6:17pm Asheville Jon: LORD GOD KING WARWICK
	6:17pm Asheville Jon: werewolf?
	6:17pm Karen: I’ll try to draw something that quickly, but I’m not calling in.
	6:18pm Jeff Moore: Where wolf? There wolf!
	6:19pm Linda Lee: wow, Andy remembers the name of Matt's show!
	6:20pm Asheville Jon: walk THIS way
	6:20pm Linda Lee: there's the name of new comic: Crappy As Hell Cartoons.
	6:21pm Scott Williams: email me your cartoon, scott at wfmu dot org
	6:21pm carrots: stick figures playing volley ball... 2 on 2... one stick figure is pickin up a circle only to realize, as one of the other stick figures doesn't have a circle head says " ahh that's not the ball!!"
	6:22pm ultradamno: Mitt Romney's favorite meats: run with it.
	6:22pm Linda Lee: can't we just listen to Matt laugh?
	🚂 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: That guy on the ledge idea sounds like a Charles Addams creation.
	6:22pm Asheville Jon: that's really really dumb andy (go to hell)
	6:22pm chris: was just about to say that, Linda! haha!
	6:23pm debt collector: Bad show insurance claims are looking more likely
	6:24pm Jeff Moore: A little Ronan Farrow explainer for the kids paying no attention to the news cycle this year: www.thewrap.com...
	6:24pm dale: did he just say 'you'se guys just have to take a leak of faith?'
	6:24pm ultradamno: So this is how you score a Netflix deal.
	6:24pm Linda Lee: dale! have you no contribution? i'm shocked.
	6:25pm Asheville Jon: is andy (go to hell) hungry or something?
	6:27pm Jeff Moore: Are there any jokes in people being very afraid to see Ronan Farrow coming, but then noticing that he looks way too much like Frank Sinatra, and... something funny? Make that funny somehow, funny people!
	6:28pm geo in jc: Ronan Farrow has Frank Sinatra’s head on his shoulders
	6:28pm ultradamno: His eyes. What's wrong with his eyes, etc.
	6:28pm Jeff Moore: He does!
	6:29pm dale: how about charlie rose and a catholic priest are at a bar...charlie asks 'do you serve perverts?' the priest says 'how did you find out?'
	6:30pm βrian: So is this a re-run?
	6:30pm Linda Lee: good one dale! call the show!
	6:34pm βrian: What's the premise here? Can you incorporate mangoes?
	6:34pm dale: the burger COULD have said 'i relish it.'
	6:34pm βrian: A cartoon, then? What's the scope?
	6:35pm Jeff Moore: I like Matt's talking food!
	🚂 6:35pm herb.nyc: oh come on, we need a FART cartoon. farts are easy to draw.
	6:35pm Asheville Jon: #feldernation
	6:36pm Jeff Moore: #WHYME
	6:36pm carrots: hot dog sez to a hamburger "you ready for the 4th" hamburger sez " hey get a load of this this talkin dog!!"
	6:36pm βrian: @AJ: Cut the profanity!
	6:37pm ultradamno: The burger could have said "Mitt always loved you best"
	🚂 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: The burger says "You are not a sandwich."
	6:38pm Linda Lee: barefoot guy in a speedo stands at a closed church door. a sign on the door says: No Shirt No Shoes No Service. Caption: How Ted lost his faith.
	6:38pm Jeff Moore: Andy's Ronan Farrow joke was a Mike Wallace joke a few years ago.
	6:38pm βrian: Nah, doesn't work, and very hard to frame visually.
	🚂 6:38pm herb.nyc: i'm gonna pursue the fart idea - the guy on ledge farts and the woman then asks "hey, did you fart?". (we could have a nearby pigeon say "oh no, it was me")
	6:39pm Jeff Moore: @Linda Lee's panel is perfectly constructed.
	6:39pm ultradamno: By the way, in my burger/hot dog scenario, they're dressed as The Smothers Brothers.
	6:40pm Linda Lee: thanks Jeff! :-D
	6:40pm βrian: But where is the woman? On the street below?
	6:41pm dale: hee hee. fine cartooning linda
	6:41pm dale: trying to think of a kosher angle on the hot dog - it's not forthcoming.
	🚂 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Will the cartoons that people send in be posted here?
	6:43pm βrian: There has to be some bris-hot dog angle.
	6:44pm βrian: What's the Burgher one?
	6:44pm ultradamno: Go with the two-headed guy gag. I don't get it, it's not funny, but it's the most WFMU offering so far.
	6:45pm Karen: I emailed one in for the Ronan one. I drew it before Andy assigned it to someone else.
	6:45pm Linda Lee: that's A.D., guys. she called you!
	6:45pm Asheville Jon: i just don't get the 'lines' one. :(
	6:45pm Jay Goges: Karen just emailed you one! Check the email haha
	6:46pm βrian: This is WFMU, Andy. The schedule can be adjusted, no?
	6:46pm Linda Lee: where are those people waiting? the afterlife?
	6:46pm J J F: Nice Adie..
	6:47pm βrian: Rendering has to do with horse carcasses.
	6:47pm ChrisB.: Addie, that's perfect!
	6:47pm elkeno: anonymous cartoonist: https://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/13/the-strike-last-time/
	6:47pm ChrisB.: Nice job on the Ronan Farrow spot.
	6:48pm dale: bur-GER! bur-GER!
	6:48pm Jeff Moore: Yes! The burger one!
	6:48pm βrian: Does the burger one have to do with a thousand cows?
	6:49pm ChrisB.: Go, Adie, go!
	6:49pm J J F: And the French Fries say to the Burger ‘That Matt is nuts’
	6:49pm Linda Lee: has to do with July 4th. no cows are mentioned.
	6:49pm Karen: Thanks :)
	6:50pm βrian: A burger eater eats of a thousand cows; a steak eater of but one.
	6:51pm Adam West Coaster: Coop, where ya at?
	6:52pm Linda Lee: that's a good one!!
	6:52pm βrian: Good drawing, though.
	🚂 6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm going to avoid diners for a while, thank you very much.
	6:54pm βrian: I thought people who lived in NYC lived for lines.
	6:54pm dale: i sent a burger and hot dog through my wife kyle's phone - i changed up the punchline.
	6:54pm Linda Lee: hope it shows up!
	6:54pm JakeGould: Andy really sounds like Pete Puma tonight.
	6:55pm Aaron Working In Newark: Prediction.. 15 years it will be Station Manager Matt and he will no longer allow Heavy metal to be played on his station.
	6:55pm Karen: I just sent in a super fast one of the Spy vs Spy for Felder Nation
	6:56pm βrian: @Aaron: Yes, it will haunt him like a curse!
	6:56pm Linda Lee: theamericanbystander.submittable.com/submit
	6:56pm mocherz: 8=====[)
	🚂 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: @Karen - Hahaha....thanks. Glad I could provide inspiration. Can't wait to see it.
	6:57pm JakeGould: If Matt were in charge… I shaddup.
	6:57pm Linda Lee: good work Adi!!
	6:57pm Linda Lee: they're at a diner drinking their pee.
	6:57pm dale: kle says it ain't uploading. crap.
	6:58pm βrian: @Matt WW: can you explain it?
	6:58pm JakeGould: Bars are filled with sad people.
	6:58pm Jeff Moore: I think the cheeseburger has a phone in his hand, like everybody.
	6:58pm Adie: thanks guys!!!
	6:58pm Asheville Jon: Matt needs to fill in for Ken more often! GO TO HELL ANDY
	6:58pm JakeGould: @Jeff: Or a pack of cigarettes.
	6:59pm J J F: Thanks Adie...l
	6:59pm DIE GO: I cannot believe people don't get this jokes
	6:59pm Linda Lee: he's spilling his tea & pee!
	6:59pm Jeremiah burger: The you are not a sandwich is the best one
	6:59pm Karen: Awesome Adie!!!
	6:59pm dale: cheeseburger spilled his drink - not obvious?
	6:59pm dale: i changed the cheeseburger's line to 'my buns are atingle.
	7:00pm Adie: aw damn i forgot to sign the burger one
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good episode, I say!
	🚂 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good episode, I say!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 9, 2018

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Matt & Andy	"Matt & Andy"
Adie	"Adie"			0:39:36 (Pop-up)
Karen	"Karen"			0:41:39 (Pop-up)
Mocherz	"Mocherz"			0:46:42 (Pop-up)
Rebecca	"Rebecca"			0:49:38 (Pop-up)
Adi	Burger "Burger" by "Adi"			0:52:16 (Pop-up)
Sam	"Sam"
Greg	"Greg"
Isaac	"Isaac"
Karen	Felder "Felder" by "Karen"
Listener Dale	"Listener Dale"

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Listener comments!
	6:03pm Lizardner Dave: Felder at 11 minutes past the hour?
	6:03pm Linda Lee: this is gonna be bananas.
	6:04pm ♪ke: #donfeldermustdie
	6:05pm ultradamno: Part of me wishes (though I know better) that title referred to a cartoon about the Boston hardcore band SS Decontrol
	6:06pm Asheville Jon: SWEET!!! Matt Warwick and Andy (go to hell!). What a fantastic combo! GO GET HIM MATT!!!!
	6:06pm Patty D: Is this a dream? Or a NIGHTMARE?
	🚂 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tell Andy about the lava lamps and bean bag chairs.
	6:07pm debt collector: Andy you are taking a great risk with matt because if he’s better than Ken (not a high bar) the future shows with Ken may be judged as bad shows and folks like me may cash in our bad show insurance policies
	6:08pm dale: there's a connection here with felder and andy's love for the eagles.
	6:09pm Emilsagroforest: Turn up Matt’s mic
	6:09pm common: hey, I can't draw!
	6:09pm Asheville Jon: no, turn down andy's mic (go to hell andy)
	6:09pm Fredericks: Hold your nose, Matt and call yourself "Young Ken."
	6:09pm dale: ..or is that billy joel?
	🚂 6:11pm herb.nyc: oh dear, andy sez "idear" for idea.
	🚂 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: 201-209-9368? Is that a new number?
	6:11pm Karen: I can draw
	6:11pm dale: the only thing between a good show and a bad show insurance payout is little matty.
	6:11pm Linda Lee: here's the magazine: www.americanbystander.org
	6:11pm Karen: Or try
	6:12pm dale: "...my co-host what's his name...."
	6:12pm carrots: Warwake!
	6:13pm Aaron Working In Newark: #felderNation
	6:14pm ifeelfatnsassy: Didn't MAD just relaunch?
	6:14pm dale: redbook and mccalls had good childhood masturbatory material too.
	🚂 6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: How about a Spy vs. Spy cartoon with a pair of Felder and anti-Felder character?
	6:17pm Asheville Jon: LORD GOD KING WARWICK
	6:17pm Asheville Jon: werewolf?
	6:17pm Karen: I’ll try to draw something that quickly, but I’m not calling in.
	6:18pm Jeff Moore: Where wolf? There wolf!
	6:19pm Linda Lee: wow, Andy remembers the name of Matt's show!
	6:20pm Asheville Jon: walk THIS way
	6:20pm Linda Lee: there's the name of new comic: Crappy As Hell Cartoons.
	6:21pm Scott Williams: email me your cartoon, scott at wfmu dot org
	6:21pm carrots: stick figures playing volley ball... 2 on 2... one stick figure is pickin up a circle only to realize, as one of the other stick figures doesn't have a circle head says " ahh that's not the ball!!"
	6:22pm ultradamno: Mitt Romney's favorite meats: run with it.
	6:22pm Linda Lee: can't we just listen to Matt laugh?
	🚂 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: That guy on the ledge idea sounds like a Charles Addams creation.
	6:22pm Asheville Jon: that's really really dumb andy (go to hell)
	6:22pm chris: was just about to say that, Linda! haha!
	6:23pm debt collector: Bad show insurance claims are looking more likely
	6:24pm Jeff Moore: A little Ronan Farrow explainer for the kids paying no attention to the news cycle this year: www.thewrap.com...
	6:24pm dale: did he just say 'you'se guys just have to take a leak of faith?'
	6:24pm ultradamno: So this is how you score a Netflix deal.
	6:24pm Linda Lee: dale! have you no contribution? i'm shocked.
	6:25pm Asheville Jon: is andy (go to hell) hungry or something?
	6:27pm Jeff Moore: Are there any jokes in people being very afraid to see Ronan Farrow coming, but then noticing that he looks way too much like Frank Sinatra, and... something funny? Make that funny somehow, funny people!
	6:28pm geo in jc: Ronan Farrow has Frank Sinatra’s head on his shoulders
	6:28pm ultradamno: His eyes. What's wrong with his eyes, etc.
	6:28pm Jeff Moore: He does!
	6:29pm dale: how about charlie rose and a catholic priest are at a bar...charlie asks 'do you serve perverts?' the priest says 'how did you find out?'
	6:30pm βrian: So is this a re-run?
	6:30pm Linda Lee: good one dale! call the show!
	6:34pm βrian: What's the premise here? Can you incorporate mangoes?
	6:34pm dale: the burger COULD have said 'i relish it.'
	6:34pm βrian: A cartoon, then? What's the scope?
	6:35pm Jeff Moore: I like Matt's talking food!
	🚂 6:35pm herb.nyc: oh come on, we need a FART cartoon. farts are easy to draw.
	6:35pm Asheville Jon: #feldernation
	6:36pm Jeff Moore: #WHYME
	6:36pm carrots: hot dog sez to a hamburger "you ready for the 4th" hamburger sez " hey get a load of this this talkin dog!!"
	6:36pm βrian: @AJ: Cut the profanity!
	6:37pm ultradamno: The burger could have said "Mitt always loved you best"
	🚂 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: The burger says "You are not a sandwich."
	6:38pm Linda Lee: barefoot guy in a speedo stands at a closed church door. a sign on the door says: No Shirt No Shoes No Service. Caption: How Ted lost his faith.
	6:38pm Jeff Moore: Andy's Ronan Farrow joke was a Mike Wallace joke a few years ago.
	6:38pm βrian: Nah, doesn't work, and very hard to frame visually.
	🚂 6:38pm herb.nyc: i'm gonna pursue the fart idea - the guy on ledge farts and the woman then asks "hey, did you fart?". (we could have a nearby pigeon say "oh no, it was me")
	6:39pm Jeff Moore: @Linda Lee's panel is perfectly constructed.
	6:39pm ultradamno: By the way, in my burger/hot dog scenario, they're dressed as The Smothers Brothers.
	6:40pm Linda Lee: thanks Jeff! :-D
	6:40pm βrian: But where is the woman? On the street below?
	6:41pm dale: hee hee. fine cartooning linda
	6:41pm dale: trying to think of a kosher angle on the hot dog - it's not forthcoming.
	🚂 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Will the cartoons that people send in be posted here?
	6:43pm βrian: There has to be some bris-hot dog angle.
	6:44pm βrian: What's the Burgher one?
	6:44pm ultradamno: Go with the two-headed guy gag. I don't get it, it's not funny, but it's the most WFMU offering so far.
	6:45pm Karen: I emailed one in for the Ronan one. I drew it before Andy assigned it to someone else.
	6:45pm Linda Lee: that's A.D., guys. she called you!
	6:45pm Asheville Jon: i just don't get the 'lines' one. :(
	6:45pm Jay Goges: Karen just emailed you one! Check the email haha
	6:46pm βrian: This is WFMU, Andy. The schedule can be adjusted, no?
	6:46pm Linda Lee: where are those people waiting? the afterlife?
	6:46pm J J F: Nice Adie..
	6:47pm βrian: Rendering has to do with horse carcasses.
	6:47pm ChrisB.: Addie, that's perfect!
	6:47pm elkeno: anonymous cartoonist: https://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/13/the-strike-last-time/
	6:47pm ChrisB.: Nice job on the Ronan Farrow spot.
	6:48pm dale: bur-GER! bur-GER!
	6:48pm Jeff Moore: Yes! The burger one!
	6:48pm βrian: Does the burger one have to do with a thousand cows?
	6:49pm ChrisB.: Go, Adie, go!
	6:49pm J J F: And the French Fries say to the Burger ‘That Matt is nuts’
	6:49pm Linda Lee: has to do with July 4th. no cows are mentioned.
	6:49pm Karen: Thanks :)
	6:50pm βrian: A burger eater eats of a thousand cows; a steak eater of but one.
	6:51pm Adam West Coaster: Coop, where ya at?
	6:52pm Linda Lee: that's a good one!!
	6:52pm βrian: Good drawing, though.
	🚂 6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm going to avoid diners for a while, thank you very much.
	6:54pm βrian: I thought people who lived in NYC lived for lines.
	6:54pm dale: i sent a burger and hot dog through my wife kyle's phone - i changed up the punchline.
	6:54pm Linda Lee: hope it shows up!
	6:54pm JakeGould: Andy really sounds like Pete Puma tonight.
	6:55pm Aaron Working In Newark: Prediction.. 15 years it will be Station Manager Matt and he will no longer allow Heavy metal to be played on his station.
	6:55pm Karen: I just sent in a super fast one of the Spy vs Spy for Felder Nation
	6:56pm βrian: @Aaron: Yes, it will haunt him like a curse!
	6:56pm Linda Lee: theamericanbystander.submittable.com/submit
	6:56pm mocherz: 8=====[)
	🚂 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: @Karen - Hahaha....thanks. Glad I could provide inspiration. Can't wait to see it.
	6:57pm JakeGould: If Matt were in charge… I shaddup.
	6:57pm Linda Lee: good work Adi!!
	6:57pm Linda Lee: they're at a diner drinking their pee.
	6:57pm dale: kle says it ain't uploading. crap.
	6:58pm βrian: @Matt WW: can you explain it?
	6:58pm JakeGould: Bars are filled with sad people.
	6:58pm Jeff Moore: I think the cheeseburger has a phone in his hand, like everybody.
	6:58pm Adie: thanks guys!!!
	6:58pm Asheville Jon: Matt needs to fill in for Ken more often! GO TO HELL ANDY
	6:58pm JakeGould: @Jeff: Or a pack of cigarettes.
	6:59pm J J F: Thanks Adie...l
	6:59pm DIE GO: I cannot believe people don't get this jokes
	6:59pm Linda Lee: he's spilling his tea & pee!
	6:59pm Jeremiah burger: The you are not a sandwich is the best one
	6:59pm Karen: Awesome Adie!!!
	6:59pm dale: cheeseburger spilled his drink - not obvious?
	6:59pm dale: i changed the cheeseburger's line to 'my buns are atingle.
	7:00pm Adie: aw damn i forgot to sign the burger one
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good episode, I say!
	🚂 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good episode, I say!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 9, 2018

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