Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 9, 2019 Favoriting

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Favoriting January 9, 2019: Organizing the Seven Second Delay Rock Opera

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Ken and Andy, America's Jewish uncles, give you an exciting opportunity to be a part of this year's SSD Marathon premium by collaborating on their epic ROCK OPERA, an exciting dramatization of actual events that actually happened in real life at WFMU.  Up until now, Ken wasn't ready to tell this story.  It was too painful! But he needs this catharsis!  And only you (we're talking to YOU), the listeners of WFMU, can help him, with your original songs (and in a couple of months, your money!)

Ken and Andy need a song for each act/song of this "masterpiece".  Here's what we have so far, with the singer or singer in parentheses.  but more ideas are welcome within this framework, plus we also need a title for this sucker:  

SONG 1: (Character of Andy) An offensive anti-albino song (a la Short People)

SONG 2: (Albinos) Albino Pride Anthem: "We have feelings too. we can't help the way we are, etc"

SONG 3:  (FCC official) "No more anti-albino material on the air. Enough is enough-- we're shutting WFMU down!  Ken, pack your bags!"

SONG 4: (Character of Ken)  Ken, now working at a circus, as a bear trainer signs of his new gig, and his new bear, who is named Gentle Jim. The song ends with Ken getting raped by the bear.

SONG 5: (new female station manager, Andrea Dreckman) "There's's gonna be some changes made" she lists the changes she'll be making: Including James Taylor hits every morning from 6-9AM, followed by James Taylor deep cuts, and then Poco at noon. Plus, a new dress code: pretty hats for all the female staffers.

SONG 6: (Character of Ken) A slow heartfelt ballad. "Woe is me.. I miss the hippie noise- I would anything to get my old life back.." (one verse should be a duet with the bear) 

SONG 7: (Duet between Ken & Clay Pigeon) Clay Pigeon reveals himself to be the devil!  Ken sells his soul to the devil to be back at WFMU-- even as a volunteer!!  the song ends with Ken getting raped by the devil and the line  "Ooooh...I miss Gentle Jim"

SONG 8: (Duet between Characters of Ken and Ms. Dreckman) A job interview song. Ms. Dreckman tells Ken what his duties will be. She lists a series of disgusting jobs: ie, cleaning the pit, weaving Nick The Bard's armpit hair, etc.  Ken happily agrees.  KEN: "No problem.. I'd be happy to do it.. etc."

SONG 9: (Character of Ken) Ken is working late, and he sees the new station manager peeing standing up!  SHE PEES STANDING UP?!  He realizes: Andrea Dreckman is.. Andy!?  "What a fool I was!  I should have known.. etc. "

SONG 10: (Character of Ken) An angry rock power-anthem. "Let's take our station back!  We won't get fooled again!  Who's with me?"

SONG 11: (Characters of WFMU staff and DJs): "Sorry, Ken.. We were wrong"-- Andy was right... Those sensitive LA singer-songwriters really touch our soul---- We like our pretty hats... We LOVE Poco. etc"   Even the albinos agree.  

I won't give away the end. OK, I admit it. We don't know the end. But I will say this:  You will laugh, you will learn something, and you might even shed a little tear.  

If you are a musician (a good one, like James Taylor, or those guys in Poco), and you think you can write a song, please call us tonight:  (201) 209-9368.  Be part of the proud traditionof this radical art form.  Ken and Andy need a song for each act/song of this "masterpiece".  Here's what we have so far, with the singer or singer in parentheses.  but more ideas are welcome within this framework, plus we also need a title for this sucker:  

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:01pm
Beast of Boonton:

Greetings Ken and Andy!
Love the show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
queems:

when i was reading that 7sd email today i thought i was having a stroke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
melinda:

I love a good rock opera.
Avatar 6:03pm
Beast of Boonton:

have you tried rebooting?
Avatar 6:03pm
Linda Lee:

i was a pre-teen for the golden age of rock operas. i'm thrilled!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

you only hear the hum when andy doesn't talk. which is usually a rare moment.
  6:05pm
Johnzon:

stop cheating on your wife andy! think of the precedent you're setting for your fans!
Avatar 6:05pm
Linda Lee:

the hum is still there, but the volume drops on it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
queems:

2 poco 2 furious
Avatar 6:06pm
Linda Lee:

'soft rock'..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
zopa:

what are the logistics? send stems of finished compositions, so that the vocals can be re-done by the cast?
Avatar 6:07pm
Linda Lee:

we're not dealing with an actual production, are we?
  6:07pm
Adam West Coaster:

@Johnzon, yes, soon we are all going to cheat on everyone we know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

"honky, can you hear me?"
Avatar 6:09pm
Linda Lee:

of course the song inspired by Randy Newman is 'white people'
  6:10pm
noel:

Aaaaaaggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!! another really confusing show Well Done for your FIRST Show of the year.
Avatar 6:10pm
Fredericks:

Andy sounds terrible. He should try calling back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
queems:

i would pay money for this
Avatar 6:11pm
Beast of Boonton:

Will it be filmed at the Albino Village in Clifton, New Jersey?
Avatar 6:11pm
Fredericks:

WFMCoup
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

"andy's amazing albino circus"
Avatar 6:13pm
Linda Lee:

Andrea Dreckman Superstar
Avatar 6:15pm
Linda Lee:

it's a little bit funny / this feelin inside ...
  6:16pm
noel:

The Honky Hindenburg? Hat's off to you Dale
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
dale:

"beelzebub's alright colortastic wind breaker.'
Avatar 🚂 6:16pm
herb.nyc:

Lyrics my cat and I wrote:
Andy breckman not thrilled w albinos
Mega star bono agrees, "I will follow"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

yvonne elliman is still on this side of the grass?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

linda lee - more elton pennned goodness:

"pink eyes...baby's got - pink eyesssss...."
Avatar 6:19pm
Linda Lee:

you & i need to write the whole darn rock opera, dale
Avatar 6:20pm
Fredericks:

Andy sounds better. Way better.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Asheville Jon:

it'll go to #1 on the charts...........



........WITH A BULLET!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
dale:

a writer's retreat...
Avatar 6:22pm
Beast of Boonton:

'Andy and Ken's Magical Flying Circus' - The Rock Opera
Avatar 6:22pm
Linda Lee:

with lots of helpful substances on hand.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Book a conference room at the Wake 'n' Bake ski lodge a week from Saturday and write up the lyrics.
Avatar 6:22pm
Linda Lee:

Happy New Year, Jon!
Avatar 6:24pm
Linda Lee:

oh good heavens! I LOLed so loud at 'clay pigeon is the devil' i woke the cat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
queems:

there's a lot of rape in this
  6:25pm
Dei xhrist:

Oh boy, song 7 is the chance for an actual female sing-er, not a male character with an unconvincingly falsetto voice!
Avatar 6:25pm
Linda Lee:

it's one of Andy's favorite narrative devices.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
dale:

"hittin' rock bottom" COULD be about ken getting sodomized.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Asheville Jon:

hey Linda Lee, Happy New Year to you too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
queems:

omfg dale lololol
Avatar 6:26pm
Linda Lee:

thank you!
Avatar 6:27pm
Monica:

Will there be any songs in the vein of "Don't Rain On My Parade"?
Avatar 6:27pm
Linda Lee:

oh boy .. this is going very wrong.
Avatar 6:27pm
Beast of Boonton:

Clay and Ken doing 'Helter Skelter' duet (song 7)
  6:28pm
noel:

STop the world ken you Better "get off"
  6:28pm
Dei xhrist:

Welp maybe not
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

MO!! hello dere monica.
  6:29pm
noel:

We're Not Gonna Take It
Avatar 6:30pm
Linda Lee:

we will / we will / rock you / discordantly
we will / we will / rock you / discordantly
Avatar 6:30pm
Fredericks:

When Andy say "literally" does he mean "literal" literally?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

song 11 should be called 'white privilege.'
Avatar 6:31pm
Linda Lee:

he doesn't mean literally literally, no.
  6:31pm
noel:

Thyme to cue "We Didn't Start the Fire" to get the anti-FMU ball rolling
Avatar 6:33pm
Linda Lee:

Andy, revealed : 'i could'a gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you stinkin kids!'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
dale:

i see the mike curb congregation coming out of retirement.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
dale:

noel - we didn't start the ire?
  6:35pm
noel:

Hosanna, Hosanna Zanna, Zanna Doo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
zopa:

Big mistake not forcing Andy to sing his own parts.
  6:35pm
liXiviated life:

OK so I’ll be tuning into NPR now
Avatar 6:36pm
Linda Lee:

Sam, this is terrible!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

zopa - do you want to SEE andys parts?
  6:38pm
noel:

Where's Don McLean when you need him?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
zopa:

dale - i want Andy to sing his own parts in this rock "opera"
  6:38pm
liXiviated life:

I’d rather see Louis CK’s parts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

if andy could write 'when the swelling goes down' he has this.
Avatar 🚂 6:39pm
herb.nyc:

"Let's all take the station back,
the parking lot, let's frack"
  6:40pm
JakeGould:

A prog rock opera.
Avatar 6:41pm
Linda Lee:

we had enough! we don't pee standin up! we don't listen to the Cowsills we don't like to dress in girlie frills! // we had enough! we don't wanna play Poco! we don't urine test for No Doz! we don't like our boss's big noz!
Avatar 6:41pm
Beast of Boonton:

'That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean bocce ball'
  6:42pm
noel:

Give me Librium or give me Meth!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
dale:

(lighter in the air for linda lee)
Avatar 6:43pm
Linda Lee:

very good, noel!
  6:43pm
Listener Robert:

Did DC and the Desperados do "Go To Hell on 7 Second Delay"?
  6:43pm
noel:

it's from way, way, way back Linda
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

i have it - "a funny thing happened on the way to the masturbatorium."
Avatar 6:44pm
Linda Lee:

i vaguely remember :-D
Avatar 6:44pm
Linda Lee:

*that's* perfect, dale.
Avatar 6:45pm
Linda Lee:

i wish Clay was writing this, frankly. he wouldn't do rape, though. farts maybe.
Avatar 6:45pm
pocket vito:

This might become a marathon premium, like 7 years from now, realistically. I’m still waiting for that video of them watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
  6:46pm
JakeGould:

I’m the man… I spell F. C. C. Man.
All you hippie DJs.
Stand in line.
I can sue WFMU
With a massive fine.
  6:47pm
noel:

Springtime for Friedman and Jersey City?
Avatar 6:47pm
Linda Lee:

i'd give you the FCC SONG for sure Jake!
  6:47pm
noel:

Bialystock and Breckman
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

linda - have you heard "that dirty clown?" look for it online if you haven't.
Avatar 6:48pm
Linda Lee:

what is it?
  6:49pm
noel:

Is that Buster Hyman?
Avatar 6:49pm
Linda Lee:

i see a performance of this show at the end of next year's marathon.
  6:49pm
noel:

Contact Dick Hertz if you need help
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

a bear with a name that starts with 'gentle' implies clint howard is in this.
Avatar 6:50pm
Linda Lee:

Gentle Jim: 'Ken you be my honey..'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
ultradamno:

I like the alternate endings, you guys could Bandersnatch this thing.
Avatar 6:51pm
Linda Lee:

wasn't Clay born in Iowa?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

a rock opera clay did (under the nome de plume or actual name kaycee ross) about a woman who falls for a drunken circus clown and has his clown baby. it's unbelievable.
Avatar 6:52pm
Linda Lee:

oh! that's right! i've heard the name! yes, that's his birth name.
  6:52pm
?:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/half_cocked/DW-4/half_cocked_-_DW-4_-_02_-_Shut_the_Door
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

www.allmusic.com...
  6:53pm
Patty D:

WFMusical
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

didn't nixon die in montclaire? 'nuff said.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

the rise and fall of andrea dreckman and the buggers from bears.
Avatar 6:57pm
pocket vito:

Maybe Railroad Bill could have a part.
Avatar 6:58pm
Linda Lee:

dale, that's genius.
Avatar 6:58pm
Fredericks:

I am "Kneeling on the Glass Ceiling."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

andy needs to go transistorized in the masturbatorium
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
ultradamno:

I'd suggest Masturbatorium as the title but I think The Hafler Trio already did it.
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