WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 6, 2019

Listener comments!
	6:01pm Sebastian: soaky soaky soaky
	6:01pm John from Florham Park: Hey guys nice vid
	6:02pm dale: preemptively throwing up.
	6:02pm Sebastian: pretty sure this will come up due to playlist-auto-refresh, here's the live video on ustream: www.ustream.tv...
	6:03pm Linda Lee: i see you!
	6:03pm dale: "contractors"
	6:03pm queems: here we gooo
	6:04pm prudy: wish there was a visual for this show
	6:04pm Linda Lee: now we can see the body language. the defensive posture..
	6:05pm ultradamno: I'm going to guess the punchline is: Unemployed
	6:05pm John from Florham Park: And here is my story about WFMU started listening to this station, when I was up here in September to check things out before I made the move, really started to listen when I got back to South Florida and it’s been live ever since
	🚂 6:05pm herb.nyc: plz raise the GUM CHEWING levels
	6:05pm prudy: all James Taylor???
	6:06pm Michele: Let's do this!
	🚂 6:06pm PMD: Are there really 23? If so, I'll call and not do via web
	6:06pm noel: Do razor blades and a warm bath come with the All James Taylor format?
	6:06pm Linda Lee: alas, i am not the punchline.
	6:06pm prudy: now I got it!
	🚂 6:06pm geoff mcq: I like it when there's video.
	6:07pm John from Florham Park: @noel oh god that is sick but I love it
	6:07pm queems: oh come on, now i want cake
	6:07pm Linda Lee: there's always fun video during marathon time.
	6:08pm noel: It could be worse John it could be All Billy Joel format.
	6:08pm Rob j/o from colonia: Home of the great David Pierson. Rip
	6:08pm Henry in Hopatcong: Hello Ken, Andy, Michele, and everyone!
	6:09pm queems: oh that one was fun
	6:09pm Johnzon: baby show bad! baby show bad! no no no no no!
	6:09pm Asheville Jon: long time listener, first time posting. Hello!
	6:09pm LCBD: The stereo show was great!
	6:09pm noel: We're waiting for the SOAKING!!!!!!!
	6:10pm Jim the Poet: Michele rules!
	6:10pm Linda Lee: wasn't it Barnum who said 'there's a sucker born every minute'?
	🚂 6:10pm herb.nyc: is little PONY there?
	6:10pm Asheville Jon: FIVE MINUTES TILL THE SOAKING
	6:10pm Linda Lee: good hearing your voice on air, Michele!
	6:11pm LCBD: Yes, Linda Lee - hello to you and hi there queems!
	6:11pm queems: hi @lcbd!!
	🚂 6:11pm herb.nyc: david newgarden? i recall seeing him in band RUN ON, and they did an in-store at Other Music. (ooh, other music docu will play at tribeca film fest)
	6:11pm John from Florham Park: @niel billy Joel I can handle
	🚂 6:11pm herb.nyc: 5th ave? if i need milk or sugar, can i knock on andy's door?
	6:12pm Linda Lee: @LCBD! hi!
	6:12pm Linda Lee: something's got to be up with the phones..
	6:13pm medson: Poor Andy is down to one TV show
	6:13pm noel: I'm waiting for the REVENGE for all those mind numbing shows that he brought us this year.
	6:13pm fred: @Linda Lee: It should be "there's a soaker born every minute"
	6:14pm dale: no writers with a game show. or not many any way
	6:14pm Linda Lee: Andy's sweating already! good work, Fred!
	6:14pm Rob j/o from colonia: Soaking...t minus 1 minute
	6:14pm chris: hi, everyone! locked and loaded for the Andy soaking :)
	6:14pm SeanG: thanks for the link Sebastian
	6:14pm Jim the Poet: soak!
	6:15pm Doctor Rembrandt: ANDY BETTER GRAB A SNORKEL
	6:16pm John from Florham Park: Serious question how come you don’t do more live vids of the DJ.s
	6:16pm Asheville Jon: PLEDGED!!!!
	6:17pm dale: i'm sure andy writes a check from uncle andy's toy company and it's a write off.
	6:17pm Linda Lee: thank you Ken.
	🚂 6:18pm PMD: Please note I called and only my name and dollar amount was taken. Didn't even mention I wanted to soak Andy
	6:19pm -max-: Website pledge page is very sluggish!
	6:19pm Linda Lee: i'm guessing it's automatic right now, Pam.
	6:20pm prudy: the toy company has closed its doors in china
	🚂 6:20pm Ken From Hyde Park: Whew, I was able to get a pledge in. Laptop was sluggish. Used the phone to make it happen!
	6:20pm Brian B.: SOAKED!
	6:20pm queems: you're welcome
	6:21pm Linda Lee: it's all a tax write off for Andy anyway, right?
	🚂 6:22pm cklequ: Damn paypal finally logged me in just seconds after the soaking ended.
	6:22pm Mandy: I love when i dared Andy to give me $50 so I could donate $75. he was good for it!
	🚂 6:22pm PMD: @Mandy yes he pays his debts!
	6:23pm achim: homepage total crashed!!! couldn't pledge:(((
	6:24pm Nells: A lot of pity pledges
	6:24pm John from Florham Park: @ken are you going to do some more live vids of the various people in the studio
	6:25pm queems: HAHA
	6:25pm Linda Lee: the watch! oh lord.
	6:25pm Mark Hurst: Ahhhhh I thought the default was to soak Andy. Oh well - but YEAH Richard in Metuchen getting the watch!
	6:26pm Rhett: Forgot to say soak Andyyyyyyyyyyy
	6:26pm yippie: the chronometer omg
	6:26pm Rob j/o from colonia: Michele bully in on da Mic
	6:27pm Sebastian: Gambia?
	🚂 6:27pm PMD: San Mateo!
	6:27pm Linda Lee: it's called class warfare, Andy. we're tired of losing.
	6:27pm melinda: This is fun.
	6:27pm Mandy: I wanna know how much we soaked Andy
	6:27pm Jim the Poet: Germany comes up as Gambia in the system for some reason
	🚂 6:27pm PMD: LOL Ken!
	6:27pm prudy: right LL
	6:27pm achim: ANDY somehow manipulated paypal, it didn't work during soaking
	🚂 6:28pm herb.nyc: ouch, HAN remark and MASTURBATORIUM. ooh.
	6:28pm Asheville Jon: it was difficult (slow) to use paypal during the soaking, but my pledge went through at 6:16pm
	6:29pm prudy: I lost audio during soak
	6:29pm Linda Lee: Mandy, assume were still tallying up
	6:29pm dale: linda lee - yes, but to give a charity a dollar so you can get 35 or so cents back isn't good business sense. so he must have a big heart after all.
	🚂 6:29pm PMD: I didn't get the joke answer...
	6:29pm listener 126464: by default make no comment = soak Andy
	6:29pm Timm in Chicago: WOOOO!! SOAK SOAK SOAK!
	6:30pm Linda Lee: absolutely!
	6:30pm dale: a soft cee.
	6:30pm Linda Lee: we haven't heard the joke answer yet.
	6:30pm Sebastian: it's alright, send the bill to Gambia!
	🚂 6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: Does Andy work for a company that matches his donation?
	6:31pm dale: glaad to have a job in radio?
	6:31pm Listener Robert: Dale and Linda Lee, in case you're serious, no, it can't be a writeoff from Andy's toy co., because that'd violate Auricle's charter. I don't care what they say, I'm sure Andy donates more than this anyway, because he loves it. We love the act, though.
	🚂 6:31pm herb.nyc: hi tom from glasgow. thanks for taking my 5am and 5.20am phone pledges.
	6:32pm Kelly Jones: Hi Herb! (uuuuuurb)
	6:33pm Asheville Jon: so what is the value of the "watch" pledge?
	6:33pm Linda Lee: personal income tax write-off? no?
	🚂 6:33pm herb.nyc: hi kelly, april 15 is approaching. why aincha busy?
	6:33pm Johnzon: what was the total?
	6:34pm fred: @Asheville Jon: That's 5K
	6:34pm queems: brutal
	6:34pm Linda Lee: Ken's breathless again! second time this week. dude, are you ok?
	🚂 6:34pm herb.nyc: (ASIDE - i'm on library computer. it sez NOT SECURE in the web address area.)
	6:34pm Sebastian: why start with the worst one - it's rigged!
	6:34pm dale: can you put smiley face buttons on the hat?
	6:35pm ultradamno: Did anyone suggest a Mao cap?
	6:35pm Listener Robert: Tommy, I'm sure the UStream is a considerable expense. Plus, the DJs & other on-airs like to come in naked. Well, I mean they didn't ask to do video, just audio, and some of them might not want having every performance watched.
	6:35pm Kelly Jones: Priorities Herb, Priorities! Who was it that said "Don't worry if your past times get in the way of your work, start to worry when your past times are getting in the way of one another."
	6:35pm Johnzon: 1000$ is not enough to wear a MAGA hat for a day...
	6:35pm Richard S: Must the hat be worn on the head?
	6:35pm dale: i still want andy to wear a hat made of chewing gum.
	6:35pm yippie: the watch or chronometer, could be a charitable contribution and a business expense at the same time
	6:35pm Asheville Jon: thanks for the info fred! i guess i missed that show(s) where that info was talked about
	6:35pm Listener Robert: Sorry, meant that for John, not Tommy.
	🚂 6:36pm herb.nyc: kelly, i hear you. now go take a nap.
	6:36pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Somehow I knew Ken would know the words to I Am Woman.
	6:37pm John from Florham Park: Don’t worry about it LR thanks fir the answer
	6:37pm GingerbeardMan: my first soaking of the Andy...it feels GREAT
	6:38pm dale: is't everyone pantsless at a hollywood meeting?
	6:39pm LCBD: Did they say a total of Andy’s soak?
	6:40pm Linda Lee: no total yet.
	6:40pm Listener Robert: Does the supplier of the vegetable oil to get off the super glue get a plug like on Permanent Twister?
	6:42pm Asheville Jon: i don't think i've ever heard a total of the andy soak
	🚂 6:42pm PMD: I'm not sure he'll match 8,000... which is about what it would be
	6:42pm fred: Is that Vicki in the background?
	6:43pm Richard S: I always wonder what percentage of the pledges are actually paid up.
	6:43pm Asheville Jon: i have heard from Ken, that andy has never renigged on matching the pledges during the soaking period.
	6:43pm yippie: you can talk about moby dick on the radio
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: Really? You can't say dick on the air?
	6:43pm yippie: hes the biggest sperm whale ever
	6:43pm dale: can he add anything to that hat? like 'york' or 'nixon'
	6:44pm ultradamno: So the is basically this (in spirit0): twitter.com...
	6:44pm prudy: boy promo for toy company...
	6:44pm Linda Lee: my suggestion. i'm honored.
	6:45pm prudy: good suggestion dale
	🚂 6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: @fred - Yep, looks like Vicki in the corner, behind Michele.
	6:47pm noel: Stuck between a RACK and a HARD DICK
	6:48pm Linda Lee: the condition of the dick isn't specified.
	6:49pm yippie: doesnt everybody love moby dick?
	6:49pm Richard S: How much should we pledge if we want to get The Hat afterwards, complete with a signed Certificate of Authenticity?
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: @Linda Lee, mine was the rack... :-)
	6:50pm Linda Lee: good work Pam!
	6:50pm noel: Dick Sargent just didn't measure up to Dick York.
	6:51pm Buddha of Suburbia: 8 minutes of SILENCE??? I just got here.
	6:51pm Linda Lee: this is hilarious.
	6:51pm SeanG: andy needs to wear that second hat
	6:51pm John from Florham Park: @niel you come out with some funny stuff
	6:51pm Linda Lee: not at all silent, no!
	6:52pm Johnzon: I don't understand... does andy have to wear a maga hat for a week and then the check out my wife's rack the next week or is it replacing the maga hat
	6:52pm John from Florham Park: @linda lee I have been laughing
	6:52pm Buddha of Suburbia: I'm blushing looking at these comments. What dirty rotten scoundrels, miscreants, and bon vivants you all are!
	6:52pm noel: I'm here all week try the veal
	6:53pm yippie: ah yes driving a 3 mast ship very high smoking weed hunting whales
	6:53pm John from Florham Park: @buddha you have been laughing and you know it(G)
	6:53pm Johnzon: i love dick is better than I love driving high... especially with contractors. Ken's gonna get some burly construction workers soliciting him
	🚂 6:53pm PMD: Switch it to MAGA for Ken
	6:53pm dale: buddha - don't forget ne'er do wells.
	6:54pm listener 126464: keep Ken driving high
	6:54pm Linda Lee: i'm sad Ken won't wear my hat.
	6:54pm Richard S: @dale - Rapscallions, too!
	6:54pm Buddha of Suburbia: John from Florham Park, I WILL ADMIT nothing!!!!!!!!
	6:54pm noel: Martin and Caine are tops
	6:55pm Buddha of Suburbia: Dale, I just copy and paste your clever quips and write them as my own.
	6:55pm fred: @Johnzon: One of them is wearing one hat for a week, who wears it and the message change at every $500 level
	6:55pm Buddha of Suburbia: Bonjour, Fred!
	6:56pm Johnzon: hey all you artists out there, if you're submitting to the Clay Pigeon art show this year be sure your art includes a caricature of Ken wearing the I love dick hat
	6:57pm Johnzon: Im a whippersnapper
	6:57pm John from Florham Park: @buddha whatever you say(G)
	6:57pm Johnzon: lame. they should both have to wear a hat
	6:58pm Tommy in Neversink: Cut off Andy's coffee
	6:59pm Buddha of Suburbia: John from Florham Park, hee hee
	6:59pm Linda Lee: this is amazing.
	6:59pm Buddha of Suburbia: Linda Lee, I'll touch base with you after this show...Bye everyone!! Lots of love...
	6:59pm dale: the jewish men up here in kiryas joel all wear that hat already.
	7:00pm noel: Can't they auction the Masturbatorium or is that a sticky issue?
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Haha...raising the bucks here!
	7:00pm Linda Lee: oh my god. is Ken wearing my hat?
	7:00pm Richard S: This was I N S A N E!
	7:01pm Marshall Stacks: What was the total?
	7:01pm Linda Lee: this was epic.
	7:01pm GingerbeardMan: but what's the soak total?!?!?
	7:01pm Buddha of Suburbia: Noel, icky.
	7:01pm Rob j/o from colonia: God i love that Michele
	7:01pm Sebastian: nice one everybody, thank you!
	7:02pm Folsom: I assume the soak is around 33-34k
	7:04pm Asheville Jon: again, i have never ever heard a soak total announced in years gone past

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 6, 2019

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Wed. Nov 13th, 6pm - 8pm: Seven Second Delay

March 6, 2019: The Soaking of the Andy, Followed by The Placing of the Awful Hat

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How to Make Andy Breckman PAY: Make your pledge online or via 800-989-9368 during the four minute soaking period which will take place from around 6:15-6:19pm, but listen to the show live for the exact countdown to the soak.

Additionally, anybody calling a pledge in for $20 or more tonight will receive the punchline to this HILARIOUS joke, written by the Andy himself:

QUESTION: What do you call a transgender disc jockey?

Call 800-989-9368 during the show for the side-splitting punchline.

And let's not forget the Seven Second Delay Rock Opera: Anybody pledging $75 or more gets the rockin' musical tale of Andy taking over WFMU with an all-James Taylor format, and Ken's battle to undo the damage to our beloved WFMU. It's a tale for the ages:

Following the Soaking of the Andy tonight, we introduce a new ritual: The Placing of the (Awful) Hat!

Below are the embarrassing baseball cap ideas that you the listeners suggested last week. For every $500 raised, the wearing of the awful hat switches back and forth from Andy to Ken and back again. Whereever we end up at 7pm, that is who has to wear the awful hat for an entire week.

Ask Me About My Boiler

May I Take Your Order?

Make America Great Again

Ask Me About My Head Lice

Restraining order expires in 45 minutes

I Need a Hug

I Love Dick

(Fez that says) I Lost my Organ Grinder

Hey, Check Out my Wife's Rack!

I Love Driving High

I'd Rather Be Pleasuring Myself

FBI (Female Body Inspector)

Can I Give You a Dollar?

Id Rather Be in My Masturbatorium

I Despise The Ceasarian Born

(A Pretty, Frilly Hat)

Obey Your Husband

Proudly Non-Albino

A Pink Pussy Hat

Ask Me About My Prostrate

Vaginally Born and Proud Of It

Ask Me About my Explosive Diarrhea

I'd Love to Read Your Script

Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	Images	New * / Special ***	Approx. start time
Ken & Andy	"Ken & Andy"

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm Sebastian: soaky soaky soaky
	6:01pm John from Florham Park: Hey guys nice vid
	6:02pm dale: preemptively throwing up.
	6:02pm Sebastian: pretty sure this will come up due to playlist-auto-refresh, here's the live video on ustream: www.ustream.tv...
	6:03pm Linda Lee: i see you!
	6:03pm dale: "contractors"
	6:03pm queems: here we gooo
	6:04pm prudy: wish there was a visual for this show
	6:04pm Linda Lee: now we can see the body language. the defensive posture..
	6:05pm ultradamno: I'm going to guess the punchline is: Unemployed
	6:05pm John from Florham Park: And here is my story about WFMU started listening to this station, when I was up here in September to check things out before I made the move, really started to listen when I got back to South Florida and it’s been live ever since
	🚂 6:05pm herb.nyc: plz raise the GUM CHEWING levels
	6:05pm prudy: all James Taylor???
	6:06pm Michele: Let's do this!
	🚂 6:06pm PMD: Are there really 23? If so, I'll call and not do via web
	6:06pm noel: Do razor blades and a warm bath come with the All James Taylor format?
	6:06pm Linda Lee: alas, i am not the punchline.
	6:06pm prudy: now I got it!
	🚂 6:06pm geoff mcq: I like it when there's video.
	6:07pm John from Florham Park: @noel oh god that is sick but I love it
	6:07pm queems: oh come on, now i want cake
	6:07pm Linda Lee: there's always fun video during marathon time.
	6:08pm noel: It could be worse John it could be All Billy Joel format.
	6:08pm Rob j/o from colonia: Home of the great David Pierson. Rip
	6:08pm Henry in Hopatcong: Hello Ken, Andy, Michele, and everyone!
	6:09pm queems: oh that one was fun
	6:09pm Johnzon: baby show bad! baby show bad! no no no no no!
	6:09pm Asheville Jon: long time listener, first time posting. Hello!
	6:09pm LCBD: The stereo show was great!
	6:09pm noel: We're waiting for the SOAKING!!!!!!!
	6:10pm Jim the Poet: Michele rules!
	6:10pm Linda Lee: wasn't it Barnum who said 'there's a sucker born every minute'?
	🚂 6:10pm herb.nyc: is little PONY there?
	6:10pm Asheville Jon: FIVE MINUTES TILL THE SOAKING
	6:10pm Linda Lee: good hearing your voice on air, Michele!
	6:11pm LCBD: Yes, Linda Lee - hello to you and hi there queems!
	6:11pm queems: hi @lcbd!!
	🚂 6:11pm herb.nyc: david newgarden? i recall seeing him in band RUN ON, and they did an in-store at Other Music. (ooh, other music docu will play at tribeca film fest)
	6:11pm John from Florham Park: @niel billy Joel I can handle
	🚂 6:11pm herb.nyc: 5th ave? if i need milk or sugar, can i knock on andy's door?
	6:12pm Linda Lee: @LCBD! hi!
	6:12pm Linda Lee: something's got to be up with the phones..
	6:13pm medson: Poor Andy is down to one TV show
	6:13pm noel: I'm waiting for the REVENGE for all those mind numbing shows that he brought us this year.
	6:13pm fred: @Linda Lee: It should be "there's a soaker born every minute"
	6:14pm dale: no writers with a game show. or not many any way
	6:14pm Linda Lee: Andy's sweating already! good work, Fred!
	6:14pm Rob j/o from colonia: Soaking...t minus 1 minute
	6:14pm chris: hi, everyone! locked and loaded for the Andy soaking :)
	6:14pm SeanG: thanks for the link Sebastian
	6:14pm Jim the Poet: soak!
	6:15pm Doctor Rembrandt: ANDY BETTER GRAB A SNORKEL
	6:16pm John from Florham Park: Serious question how come you don’t do more live vids of the DJ.s
	6:16pm Asheville Jon: PLEDGED!!!!
	6:17pm dale: i'm sure andy writes a check from uncle andy's toy company and it's a write off.
	6:17pm Linda Lee: thank you Ken.
	🚂 6:18pm PMD: Please note I called and only my name and dollar amount was taken. Didn't even mention I wanted to soak Andy
	6:19pm -max-: Website pledge page is very sluggish!
	6:19pm Linda Lee: i'm guessing it's automatic right now, Pam.
	6:20pm prudy: the toy company has closed its doors in china
	🚂 6:20pm Ken From Hyde Park: Whew, I was able to get a pledge in. Laptop was sluggish. Used the phone to make it happen!
	6:20pm Brian B.: SOAKED!
	6:20pm queems: you're welcome
	6:21pm Linda Lee: it's all a tax write off for Andy anyway, right?
	🚂 6:22pm cklequ: Damn paypal finally logged me in just seconds after the soaking ended.
	6:22pm Mandy: I love when i dared Andy to give me $50 so I could donate $75. he was good for it!
	🚂 6:22pm PMD: @Mandy yes he pays his debts!
	6:23pm achim: homepage total crashed!!! couldn't pledge:(((
	6:24pm Nells: A lot of pity pledges
	6:24pm John from Florham Park: @ken are you going to do some more live vids of the various people in the studio
	6:25pm queems: HAHA
	6:25pm Linda Lee: the watch! oh lord.
	6:25pm Mark Hurst: Ahhhhh I thought the default was to soak Andy. Oh well - but YEAH Richard in Metuchen getting the watch!
	6:26pm Rhett: Forgot to say soak Andyyyyyyyyyyy
	6:26pm yippie: the chronometer omg
	6:26pm Rob j/o from colonia: Michele bully in on da Mic
	6:27pm Sebastian: Gambia?
	🚂 6:27pm PMD: San Mateo!
	6:27pm Linda Lee: it's called class warfare, Andy. we're tired of losing.
	6:27pm melinda: This is fun.
	6:27pm Mandy: I wanna know how much we soaked Andy
	6:27pm Jim the Poet: Germany comes up as Gambia in the system for some reason
	🚂 6:27pm PMD: LOL Ken!
	6:27pm prudy: right LL
	6:27pm achim: ANDY somehow manipulated paypal, it didn't work during soaking
	🚂 6:28pm herb.nyc: ouch, HAN remark and MASTURBATORIUM. ooh.
	6:28pm Asheville Jon: it was difficult (slow) to use paypal during the soaking, but my pledge went through at 6:16pm
	6:29pm prudy: I lost audio during soak
	6:29pm Linda Lee: Mandy, assume were still tallying up
	6:29pm dale: linda lee - yes, but to give a charity a dollar so you can get 35 or so cents back isn't good business sense. so he must have a big heart after all.
	🚂 6:29pm PMD: I didn't get the joke answer...
	6:29pm listener 126464: by default make no comment = soak Andy
	6:29pm Timm in Chicago: WOOOO!! SOAK SOAK SOAK!
	6:30pm Linda Lee: absolutely!
	6:30pm dale: a soft cee.
	6:30pm Linda Lee: we haven't heard the joke answer yet.
	6:30pm Sebastian: it's alright, send the bill to Gambia!
	🚂 6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: Does Andy work for a company that matches his donation?
	6:31pm dale: glaad to have a job in radio?
	6:31pm Listener Robert: Dale and Linda Lee, in case you're serious, no, it can't be a writeoff from Andy's toy co., because that'd violate Auricle's charter. I don't care what they say, I'm sure Andy donates more than this anyway, because he loves it. We love the act, though.
	🚂 6:31pm herb.nyc: hi tom from glasgow. thanks for taking my 5am and 5.20am phone pledges.
	6:32pm Kelly Jones: Hi Herb! (uuuuuurb)
	6:33pm Asheville Jon: so what is the value of the "watch" pledge?
	6:33pm Linda Lee: personal income tax write-off? no?
	🚂 6:33pm herb.nyc: hi kelly, april 15 is approaching. why aincha busy?
	6:33pm Johnzon: what was the total?
	6:34pm fred: @Asheville Jon: That's 5K
	6:34pm queems: brutal
	6:34pm Linda Lee: Ken's breathless again! second time this week. dude, are you ok?
	🚂 6:34pm herb.nyc: (ASIDE - i'm on library computer. it sez NOT SECURE in the web address area.)
	6:34pm Sebastian: why start with the worst one - it's rigged!
	6:34pm dale: can you put smiley face buttons on the hat?
	6:35pm ultradamno: Did anyone suggest a Mao cap?
	6:35pm Listener Robert: Tommy, I'm sure the UStream is a considerable expense. Plus, the DJs & other on-airs like to come in naked. Well, I mean they didn't ask to do video, just audio, and some of them might not want having every performance watched.
	6:35pm Kelly Jones: Priorities Herb, Priorities! Who was it that said "Don't worry if your past times get in the way of your work, start to worry when your past times are getting in the way of one another."
	6:35pm Johnzon: 1000$ is not enough to wear a MAGA hat for a day...
	6:35pm Richard S: Must the hat be worn on the head?
	6:35pm dale: i still want andy to wear a hat made of chewing gum.
	6:35pm yippie: the watch or chronometer, could be a charitable contribution and a business expense at the same time
	6:35pm Asheville Jon: thanks for the info fred! i guess i missed that show(s) where that info was talked about
	6:35pm Listener Robert: Sorry, meant that for John, not Tommy.
	🚂 6:36pm herb.nyc: kelly, i hear you. now go take a nap.
	6:36pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ: Somehow I knew Ken would know the words to I Am Woman.
	6:37pm John from Florham Park: Don’t worry about it LR thanks fir the answer
	6:37pm GingerbeardMan: my first soaking of the Andy...it feels GREAT
	6:38pm dale: is't everyone pantsless at a hollywood meeting?
	6:39pm LCBD: Did they say a total of Andy’s soak?
	6:40pm Linda Lee: no total yet.
	6:40pm Listener Robert: Does the supplier of the vegetable oil to get off the super glue get a plug like on Permanent Twister?
	6:42pm Asheville Jon: i don't think i've ever heard a total of the andy soak
	🚂 6:42pm PMD: I'm not sure he'll match 8,000... which is about what it would be
	6:42pm fred: Is that Vicki in the background?
	6:43pm Richard S: I always wonder what percentage of the pledges are actually paid up.
	6:43pm Asheville Jon: i have heard from Ken, that andy has never renigged on matching the pledges during the soaking period.
	6:43pm yippie: you can talk about moby dick on the radio
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: Really? You can't say dick on the air?
	6:43pm yippie: hes the biggest sperm whale ever
	6:43pm dale: can he add anything to that hat? like 'york' or 'nixon'
	6:44pm ultradamno: So the is basically this (in spirit0): twitter.com...
	6:44pm prudy: boy promo for toy company...
	6:44pm Linda Lee: my suggestion. i'm honored.
	6:45pm prudy: good suggestion dale
	🚂 6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: @fred - Yep, looks like Vicki in the corner, behind Michele.
	6:47pm noel: Stuck between a RACK and a HARD DICK
	6:48pm Linda Lee: the condition of the dick isn't specified.
	6:49pm yippie: doesnt everybody love moby dick?
	6:49pm Richard S: How much should we pledge if we want to get The Hat afterwards, complete with a signed Certificate of Authenticity?
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: @Linda Lee, mine was the rack... :-)
	6:50pm Linda Lee: good work Pam!
	6:50pm noel: Dick Sargent just didn't measure up to Dick York.
	6:51pm Buddha of Suburbia: 8 minutes of SILENCE??? I just got here.
	6:51pm Linda Lee: this is hilarious.
	6:51pm SeanG: andy needs to wear that second hat
	6:51pm John from Florham Park: @niel you come out with some funny stuff
	6:51pm Linda Lee: not at all silent, no!
	6:52pm Johnzon: I don't understand... does andy have to wear a maga hat for a week and then the check out my wife's rack the next week or is it replacing the maga hat
	6:52pm John from Florham Park: @linda lee I have been laughing
	6:52pm Buddha of Suburbia: I'm blushing looking at these comments. What dirty rotten scoundrels, miscreants, and bon vivants you all are!
	6:52pm noel: I'm here all week try the veal
	6:53pm yippie: ah yes driving a 3 mast ship very high smoking weed hunting whales
	6:53pm John from Florham Park: @buddha you have been laughing and you know it(G)
	6:53pm Johnzon: i love dick is better than I love driving high... especially with contractors. Ken's gonna get some burly construction workers soliciting him
	🚂 6:53pm PMD: Switch it to MAGA for Ken
	6:53pm dale: buddha - don't forget ne'er do wells.
	6:54pm listener 126464: keep Ken driving high
	6:54pm Linda Lee: i'm sad Ken won't wear my hat.
	6:54pm Richard S: @dale - Rapscallions, too!
	6:54pm Buddha of Suburbia: John from Florham Park, I WILL ADMIT nothing!!!!!!!!
	6:54pm noel: Martin and Caine are tops
	6:55pm Buddha of Suburbia: Dale, I just copy and paste your clever quips and write them as my own.
	6:55pm fred: @Johnzon: One of them is wearing one hat for a week, who wears it and the message change at every $500 level
	6:55pm Buddha of Suburbia: Bonjour, Fred!
	6:56pm Johnzon: hey all you artists out there, if you're submitting to the Clay Pigeon art show this year be sure your art includes a caricature of Ken wearing the I love dick hat
	6:57pm Johnzon: Im a whippersnapper
	6:57pm John from Florham Park: @buddha whatever you say(G)
	6:57pm Johnzon: lame. they should both have to wear a hat
	6:58pm Tommy in Neversink: Cut off Andy's coffee
	6:59pm Buddha of Suburbia: John from Florham Park, hee hee
	6:59pm Linda Lee: this is amazing.
	6:59pm Buddha of Suburbia: Linda Lee, I'll touch base with you after this show...Bye everyone!! Lots of love...
	6:59pm dale: the jewish men up here in kiryas joel all wear that hat already.
	7:00pm noel: Can't they auction the Masturbatorium or is that a sticky issue?
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Haha...raising the bucks here!
	7:00pm Linda Lee: oh my god. is Ken wearing my hat?
	7:00pm Richard S: This was I N S A N E!
	7:01pm Marshall Stacks: What was the total?
	7:01pm Linda Lee: this was epic.
	7:01pm GingerbeardMan: but what's the soak total?!?!?
	7:01pm Buddha of Suburbia: Noel, icky.
	7:01pm Rob j/o from colonia: God i love that Michele
	7:01pm Sebastian: nice one everybody, thank you!
	7:02pm Folsom: I assume the soak is around 33-34k
	7:04pm Asheville Jon: again, i have never ever heard a soak total announced in years gone past

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 6, 2019

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