WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 6, 2020

Listener comments!
	5:56pm PigeonsAndRust: I'm first! Yay.
	5:59pm Lizardner Dave 2: Suggestion for next week's show if it rains again: Ken and Andy do preliminary obituaries for each other.
	6:00pm slappy white: Howdy
	6:01pm Richard S: Oh noes! No parade!
	6:01pm dale: ken's not made of sugar.
	6:02pm Ruby from Amherst: hello Andy and Ken, I'm happy to listen again, last Wed I went through quadruple heart bypass surgery. glad I'm not pushing daises
	6:02pm BH: Probably a good idea to avoid rain-borne maladies tonight
	6:03pm Marie: Yay, Jim the Poet! Is Ken asking about birth control?
	6:03pm queems: oh boy
	6:03pm Richard S: Congrats, Ruby!
	6:03pm dale: stabby knife is all the weapon most people need. the NCA (national cutlery association) is their political bloc.
	6:03pm Jennica: I had an idea for an SSD show too! During this phase of covid-jail, what are the things people are continuing to do that are germy?! Good one, eh?!
	6:04pm Darkroast: I'm on my way to the parade
	6:04pm craplivion: i guess the parade will make it look like normal rush hour traffic
	6:04pm dale: ruby - wow. this show is sure to kill you!
	6:05pm Darkroast: I will be the car honking obnoxiously when I drive by
	6:05pm queems: i will 100% show up for a wfmu mask
	6:06pm BH: is this better or worse than just wrapping a paper towel around your face?
	6:06pm flashbazbo: N4 are made of nice doilies.
	6:07pm dale: i don't think andy could squeeze into a lambo.
	6:07pm Dave in Vermont: is the chewing part of his schtick?
	6:07pm Marie: I'm gonna hijack a bus
	6:08pm Handy Haversack: We ate at the City Diner ... 3/15? I think that was our last meal out.
	6:09pm craplivion: this andy guy has allways reminded me of andrew dice
	6:09pm ultradamno: So who had Little Millie Small and Florian Schneider in today's pool? deep sigh.
	6:10pm Handy Haversack: Deep. Sigh. Hey, ultradamno. Yeah.
	6:11pm Jennica: @Crap - Our Andy here has been consistently funnier and for a bit longer.
	6:11pm ultradamno: Hiya Handy.
	6:11pm craplivion: i made on person lauf with my joke goin to the store.when im at the counter.i ask wheres the boiling cauldron to put the money in.than i say cook the money intead of the books
	6:13pm craplivion: one person lauf
	6:13pm Darkroast: I'll be there in a minute
	6:16pm Lizardner Dave 2: There's probably nothing safer food-wise than ordering a pizza. Out of the oven on a peel, into a box, no human touching. Put a glove on to open the box and slide it onto a sheet pan at home. Also as far as I know there's still been no documented case of food-borne transmission of the virus. Even if you ate it (unlikely on cooked food because it dies at roughly 150 degrees F) the acid in your digestive tract would kill it. You get it by getting it on the mucus membranes in your nose or in your eyes.
	6:17pm Handy Haversack: We order pizza once a week. A pizza box is also an easy wipe-down with bleach solution.
	6:17pm queems: i don't live with my boyfriend, but i am definitely the one who takes this shit more seriously, even though he lives with his 83 year old grandmother
	6:17pm Richard S: Now I want pizza.....
	6:17pm Jennica: I am craving pizza now. Thanks all.. OOO, Richard S. you're w/ me!
	6:17pm queems: his 83 year old grandmother takes it the least seriously out of the 3 of us
	6:17pm Handy Haversack: Oh holy shit now I want Waffle House so bad.
	6:19pm JakeGould: The chances of someone getting Coronavirus via touching a surface is very slim.
	6:19pm Richard S: @Jennica, what should we get on our pizza? As long as it's not mushrooms or anchovies, I'll be fine.
	6:20pm cyrusblazeit420: Spam and eggs < covered and smothered
	6:20pm Handy Haversack: @Richard: make it a grandma pie. Risk it all, make it a true Daily Double!!
	6:21pm Richard S: Spam and eggs on Pizza? I don't know.....
	6:21pm listener 126464: only 1 altercation at a time
	6:21pm Jennica: @Richard and Handy - no onions, no fish, no green bell pepper. I'm open to all else. Bring it!!!!!!!!!!
	6:22pm JakeGould: I can’t resist peeing in Andy’s swimming pool.
	6:22pm BH: left to ponder the best Waffle House takeout items...
	6:22pm craplivion: thats funny.all waffle houses will have fences around them
	6:22pm queems: i stopped getting coffee because i don't want to interact with anyone at all :(
	6:22pm Richard S: ALL THE MEATS, and double cheese!
	6:22pm Handy Haversack: Could really do some damage to a triple order scattered and smothered, @cyrus. @Jennica: garlic and escarole!
	6:23pm craplivion: ruffle and hump with a six foot pole
	6:23pm Jennica: @ Richard and Handy - okay... both of those are perfect. Thanks!
	6:23pm ultradamno: What would be the buffer period for going to a buffet?
	6:23pm Patty D: I want a huge cheeseburger when this is over.
	6:24pm Yes: hashbrowns
	6:24pm listener 126464: good entertainment
	6:24pm Jennica: @Ultra - buffets were off the list before all of this... ew!
	6:24pm P-90: WHY did he have to say “Waffle House”?
	6:24pm dale: i think a waffle house is like a golden corral to southerners.
	6:24pm craplivion: think waffles for the comonality
	6:24pm chris: re: waffle houses: two things 1) chicken 2) waffles. at. the. same. time!!!
	6:24pm Richard S: First week when this is over, I am going to do lunch at all the places near my work location that had to close. Second week will be dinner at all the local restaurants....
	6:25pm markinbrooklyn: Waffle house is ten times better than ihop, stuckeys, friendly’s.
	6:25pm craplivion: all these callin shows since lockdown mostly dont work on so many radio shows
	6:26pm Richard S: Waffle House: i.pinimg.com...
	6:26pm ultradamno: Pere Ubu love the Waffle House. So there's always a chance of running into David Thomas there. Cracker Barrel too
	6:26pm BH: all the people who would call are driving wondering where the car parade is located.. except for the elites with their car phones
	6:27pm Handy Haversack: I basically grew up in a Waffle House. They let me fill up my own coffee. I did all my homework there. It's a social leveler. We're having taco night! And it is time to start!
	6:27pm queems: who are these bougie people getting groceries delivered? you can't even get a slot anymore
	6:27pm dale: chris - so do you put syrup on fried chicken? or blue cheese dressing on the waffles?
	6:28pm ultradamno: How about fried chicken from the Kroger deli, safe?
	6:28pm dk50b: Waffle House is IHOP re-imagined by Florida Man
	6:28pm kev: @Andy, does your work on Monk help you in our current situation
	6:29pm ultradamno: I would prefer blue cheese dressing to maple anything on anything, I think.
	6:29pm testingwithfire: My short-term rental hosts and I can't stop bringing each other homemade baked goods ... we're going down together, apparently
	6:29pm chris: dale, all the flavors, in any combination. :)
	6:29pm Jennica: @Handy - taco night tonight? A day late? Enjoy.
	6:30pm happymaan: @ken, it's the waffle house guy, do you know about the waffle house index? that's how important it is en.wikipedia.org...
	6:30pm BH: Waffle House is for people that think Denny's is too yankee for them
	6:30pm JakeGould: @testingwithfire: Everyone should stop baking. Unless you have baked before this crisis, nobody wants your experimental bullshit bread and pastries.
	6:30pm Dave in Vermont: when you cook it the virus dies
	6:31pm testingwithfire: @JakeGould reread my comment and enroll in my baking dojo ... 50% COVID discount
	6:31pm Lizardner Dave 2: Quarantine non-refrigerated items in the trunk of your car for a day or two after shopping and just wipe down the stuff that has to go in the fridge right away.
	6:31pm Jennica: When Waffle House comes to mind, I always picture people putting their cigarette butts out in the egg stained plate. EW.
	6:31pm PigeonsAndRust: Ken knows his onions!
	6:31pm JakeGould: @testingwithfire: No.
	6:32pm queems: i made an earl grey tea loaf cake today and it came out bomb as hell
	6:32pm BH: make sure to eat your covid19 infected foods with a side of unvetted miracle virus cures
	6:32pm andy the painter: people are wiping their GROCERIES down? damn.
	6:32pm dale: i was sure wiping down the crack was gonna get said there.
	6:32pm testingwithfire: @JakeGould I'm weeping @queems sounds excellent
	6:32pm Richard S: You're more at risk from any residual cleaners on your food.
	6:32pm listener 126464: i'm wiping down my wipes
	6:32pm craplivion: the caller will have his wife talk through the car window
	6:33pm ultradamno: When Denny's comes up 54 million dollar settlement in race bias suits come to mind.
	6:34pm dale: queems - that sounds like a great idea. like why isn't coffee cake made with coffee?
	6:34pm queems: @testingwithfire it's great! it overflowed out of the pan, but it tastes really lovely! it's from bonappetit.com
	6:35pm queems: @dale it should be!!
	6:35pm Jeff Moore: Not 70 PROOF. 70 PERCENT. 70% alcohol is 140 proof.
	6:35pm dale: i made a loaf of bread last week and it turned out to be a brick. then i looked at my yeast and it expired a year ago.
	6:36pm PigeonsAndRust: Eeethyl alcohol? Not aethyl alcohol?
	6:36pm craplivion: just add water to the brick bread
	6:36pm WFMU listener WADE: my hospital has replaced the purell hand sanitizer with straight-up rubbing alcohol.
	6:36pm Tommy in Neversink: Regular soap is the best thing to use
	6:37pm Richard S: The office got a gallon of the Official Made in the State New York Sanitizer. It's NOT a gel, so you have to be careful with it. AND IT STINKS! Imagine the worst, most acrid household cleanser smell. Now give it a fake sour lemon fragrance.....
	6:37pm craplivion: good idea.wash your hands untill they are cracked open
	6:37pm Jeff Moore: Here's the WHO guide for making your own hand sanitizer: www.who.int...
	6:37pm testingwithfire: @dale all bakers run that gauntlet eventually
	6:37pm Jennica: @Ultra - WORD
	6:37pm chris: 60% or higher ethyl. 70% or higher isopropyl, i think.
	6:37pm ultradamno: Eeeeeethel an alcohol!
	6:37pm dale: hydrogen peroxide is good too.
	6:37pm queems: get the rubbing alcohol that smells like wintergreen for some reason. that's what my dad gave me
	6:38pm PigeonsAndRust: I like Spray Nine as a cleanser. It says on the bottle it even kills HIV when used as directed
	6:38pm dale: andy - use twice as much. that's 124%
	6:38pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Blend the gel from one big aloe leaf with three times its weight in alcohol or 95% Everclear™ or equivalent.
	6:39pm JakeGould: What if you just peed on your hands?
	6:40pm craplivion: domestic crimes are up
	6:40pm ultradamno: Like in Vengeance Is Mine? Sure, in a pinch.
	6:40pm ultradamno: Is it OK to take a sibling to the prom held in your house? www.cnn.com...
	6:41pm Jennica: L O freakin L - feels sorry for the serial killers - ANDY - what a RIOT! I have had that thought about face coverings and what some are getting away with more so now.
	6:41pm testingwithfire: we actually don't know if the serial killers are busy or not... more will be revealed
	6:41pm Jennica: @Ultra - that depends.
	6:42pm ledzeppelinsucks: in Amarillo there is an IHOP across the street from Waffle House
	6:42pm Jennica: @twf - right-o - Andy says they are just trolling around...driving around... ha!
	6:42pm dale: andy - and think of the poor child molesters hanging out by the playground and staring sadly at an empty teeter totter.
	6:42pm ultradamno: I think this would be a boon for the serial killers. Everybody wearing masks, no way to identify you or your abductee on surveillance cameras.
	🚂 6:42pm PMD: @queems, can you post the recipe on Instagram?
	6:43pm testingwithfire: Hoosier on the line!
	6:43pm queems: sure! i'll add the link to the comments of the post i just made
	6:44pm craplivion: kids on leashes.next
	6:45pm dale: seems to me that cornhole is the game of the future because of this.
	6:45pm Folsom: how about laser tag?
	6:45pm ledzeppelinsucks: How have the rules to smear the queer been adjusted?
	6:45pm Jennica: How is anyone playing spin the bottle?!
	6:45pm BH: tag, with American Gladiators joust sticks
	6:45pm JakeGould: And kids can’t give each other cootie shots anymore.
	6:46pm Richard S: Tag with sticks? Basketball with gloves?
	6:46pm ultradamno: Spitting contests can come back if tag can.
	6:46pm WFMU listener WADE: The rise of water polo in America
	6:46pm flashbazbo: For the nth time. Tennis is not ok
	6:47pm BH: watch out Hungary
	6:47pm Richard S: Baseball is back in Korea and Taiwan, so it is possible.
	6:47pm ultradamno: Some guy on the local news in Indpls this morning went to a local rib place that was reopening. They all seemed to approve.
	6:47pm Jennica: Kamakaze tennis is just fine!
	6:48pm chris: Richard S, that is great news to me.
	6:48pm dk50b: Hand sanitizer alcohol percentage depends on type of alcohol. Must be 60% ethyl alcohol or 70% isopropyl, which is what Purell contains. www.cdc.gov... And nobody has gotten COVID from food, it's transmitted though inhaling infected respiratory droplets www.mayoclinic.org...
	6:48pm Richard S: ESPN is covering the games in Korea.
	6:49pm ultradamno: I want the skull bandanas the drug guys in Brazil were wearing on Vice this week.
	6:50pm testingwithfire: I'm in Chile, where folks are very huggy-touchy under normal circumstances... and they are refraining from abrazos! Lots of mask usage here too.
	6:51pm dale: we all should have invested in plexiglass barrier futures months ago.
	6:52pm Jennica: "Maybe he went to the same school as you, Ken" - ha! Doctor of Spinology. I can't stop laughing.
	6:53pm Jennica: I guess all the serial killers will be there for next week's parade, since they are all just driving around anyway...
	6:53pm dale: damn! too late to get the j c whitney horn that plays la cucaracha.
	6:53pm Richard S: With luck, I'll remember to tune in next week. Maybe I'll even get out of the apartment and show up!
	6:54pm dale: 40 years too late.
	6:54pm ledzeppelinsucks: have a worst car alarm award
	6:54pm craplivion: will the cars have to wear a mask
	6:54pm ultradamno: I'm just glad Taylor Swift found true joy in the year before all this happened. www.imagebam.com...
	6:54pm Jennica: just gloves for the cars
	6:54pm JakeGould: Rodney Dangerfield’s car in Caddyshack.
	6:55pm Amanda Hugnkiss: I loved how you had Mr. Slave discussing the nostalgia of pimp car horns on the air
	6:55pm Listener Robert: Someone in the next block from me on Hering Ave. in the Bronx had an amphibi-car in their driveway a lot.
	6:55pm BH: wash the car in hand sanitizer
	6:56pm P-90: That darn Lamborghini causes more problems...
	6:56pm ultradamno: Evidently the world has gotten too dystopian for new Black Mirror episodes news.avclub.com...
	6:56pm dale: just put the baby in one of those plastic bags that are air tight to show the folks
	6:57pm Handy Haversack: Taco night! L8r, friends!
	6:57pm queems: idk, i can ride this out for a while still
	6:57pm Jennica: L8r, Handy
	6:57pm ultradamno: L8R G8R
	6:58pm morphe': Thanks!!! waiting for next Wed......
	6:58pm Richard S: L8R dudes and dudettes!
	6:58pm khd: go 2 hell
	6:59pm Jennica: @Richard S, bye bye pizza friend
	6:59pm craplivion: that black moror with the mission to get past the robo security dogs to get a teddybear at a factoryin the post appocolyptic was nuts
	7:00pm dale: bring a dish to pass.
	🚂 7:00pm PMD: Sorry can't make it
	7:00pm Richard S: I'll save you some, @Jennica!
	7:00pm ledzeppelinsucks: sucky
	7:00pm craplivion: thanks far the show
	7:00pm Jennica: @Richard S - where have you been all my life?
	7:04pm Toothgrinder Tom: @queems what is a tea loaf praytell?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 6, 2020

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Listener comments!
	5:56pm PigeonsAndRust: I'm first! Yay.
	5:59pm Lizardner Dave 2: Suggestion for next week's show if it rains again: Ken and Andy do preliminary obituaries for each other.
	6:00pm slappy white: Howdy
	6:01pm Richard S: Oh noes! No parade!
	6:01pm dale: ken's not made of sugar.
	6:02pm Ruby from Amherst: hello Andy and Ken, I'm happy to listen again, last Wed I went through quadruple heart bypass surgery. glad I'm not pushing daises
	6:02pm BH: Probably a good idea to avoid rain-borne maladies tonight
	6:03pm Marie: Yay, Jim the Poet! Is Ken asking about birth control?
	6:03pm queems: oh boy
	6:03pm Richard S: Congrats, Ruby!
	6:03pm dale: stabby knife is all the weapon most people need. the NCA (national cutlery association) is their political bloc.
	6:03pm Jennica: I had an idea for an SSD show too! During this phase of covid-jail, what are the things people are continuing to do that are germy?! Good one, eh?!
	6:04pm Darkroast: I'm on my way to the parade
	6:04pm craplivion: i guess the parade will make it look like normal rush hour traffic
	6:04pm dale: ruby - wow. this show is sure to kill you!
	6:05pm Darkroast: I will be the car honking obnoxiously when I drive by
	6:05pm queems: i will 100% show up for a wfmu mask
	6:06pm BH: is this better or worse than just wrapping a paper towel around your face?
	6:06pm flashbazbo: N4 are made of nice doilies.
	6:07pm dale: i don't think andy could squeeze into a lambo.
	6:07pm Dave in Vermont: is the chewing part of his schtick?
	6:07pm Marie: I'm gonna hijack a bus
	6:08pm Handy Haversack: We ate at the City Diner ... 3/15? I think that was our last meal out.
	6:09pm craplivion: this andy guy has allways reminded me of andrew dice
	6:09pm ultradamno: So who had Little Millie Small and Florian Schneider in today's pool? deep sigh.
	6:10pm Handy Haversack: Deep. Sigh. Hey, ultradamno. Yeah.
	6:11pm Jennica: @Crap - Our Andy here has been consistently funnier and for a bit longer.
	6:11pm ultradamno: Hiya Handy.
	6:11pm craplivion: i made on person lauf with my joke goin to the store.when im at the counter.i ask wheres the boiling cauldron to put the money in.than i say cook the money intead of the books
	6:13pm craplivion: one person lauf
	6:13pm Darkroast: I'll be there in a minute
	6:16pm Lizardner Dave 2: There's probably nothing safer food-wise than ordering a pizza. Out of the oven on a peel, into a box, no human touching. Put a glove on to open the box and slide it onto a sheet pan at home. Also as far as I know there's still been no documented case of food-borne transmission of the virus. Even if you ate it (unlikely on cooked food because it dies at roughly 150 degrees F) the acid in your digestive tract would kill it. You get it by getting it on the mucus membranes in your nose or in your eyes.
	6:17pm Handy Haversack: We order pizza once a week. A pizza box is also an easy wipe-down with bleach solution.
	6:17pm queems: i don't live with my boyfriend, but i am definitely the one who takes this shit more seriously, even though he lives with his 83 year old grandmother
	6:17pm Richard S: Now I want pizza.....
	6:17pm Jennica: I am craving pizza now. Thanks all.. OOO, Richard S. you're w/ me!
	6:17pm queems: his 83 year old grandmother takes it the least seriously out of the 3 of us
	6:17pm Handy Haversack: Oh holy shit now I want Waffle House so bad.
	6:19pm JakeGould: The chances of someone getting Coronavirus via touching a surface is very slim.
	6:19pm Richard S: @Jennica, what should we get on our pizza? As long as it's not mushrooms or anchovies, I'll be fine.
	6:20pm cyrusblazeit420: Spam and eggs < covered and smothered
	6:20pm Handy Haversack: @Richard: make it a grandma pie. Risk it all, make it a true Daily Double!!
	6:21pm Richard S: Spam and eggs on Pizza? I don't know.....
	6:21pm listener 126464: only 1 altercation at a time
	6:21pm Jennica: @Richard and Handy - no onions, no fish, no green bell pepper. I'm open to all else. Bring it!!!!!!!!!!
	6:22pm JakeGould: I can’t resist peeing in Andy’s swimming pool.
	6:22pm BH: left to ponder the best Waffle House takeout items...
	6:22pm craplivion: thats funny.all waffle houses will have fences around them
	6:22pm queems: i stopped getting coffee because i don't want to interact with anyone at all :(
	6:22pm Richard S: ALL THE MEATS, and double cheese!
	6:22pm Handy Haversack: Could really do some damage to a triple order scattered and smothered, @cyrus. @Jennica: garlic and escarole!
	6:23pm craplivion: ruffle and hump with a six foot pole
	6:23pm Jennica: @ Richard and Handy - okay... both of those are perfect. Thanks!
	6:23pm ultradamno: What would be the buffer period for going to a buffet?
	6:23pm Patty D: I want a huge cheeseburger when this is over.
	6:24pm Yes: hashbrowns
	6:24pm listener 126464: good entertainment
	6:24pm Jennica: @Ultra - buffets were off the list before all of this... ew!
	6:24pm P-90: WHY did he have to say “Waffle House”?
	6:24pm dale: i think a waffle house is like a golden corral to southerners.
	6:24pm craplivion: think waffles for the comonality
	6:24pm chris: re: waffle houses: two things 1) chicken 2) waffles. at. the. same. time!!!
	6:24pm Richard S: First week when this is over, I am going to do lunch at all the places near my work location that had to close. Second week will be dinner at all the local restaurants....
	6:25pm markinbrooklyn: Waffle house is ten times better than ihop, stuckeys, friendly’s.
	6:25pm craplivion: all these callin shows since lockdown mostly dont work on so many radio shows
	6:26pm Richard S: Waffle House: i.pinimg.com...
	6:26pm ultradamno: Pere Ubu love the Waffle House. So there's always a chance of running into David Thomas there. Cracker Barrel too
	6:26pm BH: all the people who would call are driving wondering where the car parade is located.. except for the elites with their car phones
	6:27pm Handy Haversack: I basically grew up in a Waffle House. They let me fill up my own coffee. I did all my homework there. It's a social leveler. We're having taco night! And it is time to start!
	6:27pm queems: who are these bougie people getting groceries delivered? you can't even get a slot anymore
	6:27pm dale: chris - so do you put syrup on fried chicken? or blue cheese dressing on the waffles?
	6:28pm ultradamno: How about fried chicken from the Kroger deli, safe?
	6:28pm dk50b: Waffle House is IHOP re-imagined by Florida Man
	6:28pm kev: @Andy, does your work on Monk help you in our current situation
	6:29pm ultradamno: I would prefer blue cheese dressing to maple anything on anything, I think.
	6:29pm testingwithfire: My short-term rental hosts and I can't stop bringing each other homemade baked goods ... we're going down together, apparently
	6:29pm chris: dale, all the flavors, in any combination. :)
	6:29pm Jennica: @Handy - taco night tonight? A day late? Enjoy.
	6:30pm happymaan: @ken, it's the waffle house guy, do you know about the waffle house index? that's how important it is en.wikipedia.org...
	6:30pm BH: Waffle House is for people that think Denny's is too yankee for them
	6:30pm JakeGould: @testingwithfire: Everyone should stop baking. Unless you have baked before this crisis, nobody wants your experimental bullshit bread and pastries.
	6:30pm Dave in Vermont: when you cook it the virus dies
	6:31pm testingwithfire: @JakeGould reread my comment and enroll in my baking dojo ... 50% COVID discount
	6:31pm Lizardner Dave 2: Quarantine non-refrigerated items in the trunk of your car for a day or two after shopping and just wipe down the stuff that has to go in the fridge right away.
	6:31pm Jennica: When Waffle House comes to mind, I always picture people putting their cigarette butts out in the egg stained plate. EW.
	6:31pm PigeonsAndRust: Ken knows his onions!
	6:31pm JakeGould: @testingwithfire: No.
	6:32pm queems: i made an earl grey tea loaf cake today and it came out bomb as hell
	6:32pm BH: make sure to eat your covid19 infected foods with a side of unvetted miracle virus cures
	6:32pm andy the painter: people are wiping their GROCERIES down? damn.
	6:32pm dale: i was sure wiping down the crack was gonna get said there.
	6:32pm testingwithfire: @JakeGould I'm weeping @queems sounds excellent
	6:32pm Richard S: You're more at risk from any residual cleaners on your food.
	6:32pm listener 126464: i'm wiping down my wipes
	6:32pm craplivion: the caller will have his wife talk through the car window
	6:33pm ultradamno: When Denny's comes up 54 million dollar settlement in race bias suits come to mind.
	6:34pm dale: queems - that sounds like a great idea. like why isn't coffee cake made with coffee?
	6:34pm queems: @testingwithfire it's great! it overflowed out of the pan, but it tastes really lovely! it's from bonappetit.com
	6:35pm queems: @dale it should be!!
	6:35pm Jeff Moore: Not 70 PROOF. 70 PERCENT. 70% alcohol is 140 proof.
	6:35pm dale: i made a loaf of bread last week and it turned out to be a brick. then i looked at my yeast and it expired a year ago.
	6:36pm PigeonsAndRust: Eeethyl alcohol? Not aethyl alcohol?
	6:36pm craplivion: just add water to the brick bread
	6:36pm WFMU listener WADE: my hospital has replaced the purell hand sanitizer with straight-up rubbing alcohol.
	6:36pm Tommy in Neversink: Regular soap is the best thing to use
	6:37pm Richard S: The office got a gallon of the Official Made in the State New York Sanitizer. It's NOT a gel, so you have to be careful with it. AND IT STINKS! Imagine the worst, most acrid household cleanser smell. Now give it a fake sour lemon fragrance.....
	6:37pm craplivion: good idea.wash your hands untill they are cracked open
	6:37pm Jeff Moore: Here's the WHO guide for making your own hand sanitizer: www.who.int...
	6:37pm testingwithfire: @dale all bakers run that gauntlet eventually
	6:37pm Jennica: @Ultra - WORD
	6:37pm chris: 60% or higher ethyl. 70% or higher isopropyl, i think.
	6:37pm ultradamno: Eeeeeethel an alcohol!
	6:37pm dale: hydrogen peroxide is good too.
	6:37pm queems: get the rubbing alcohol that smells like wintergreen for some reason. that's what my dad gave me
	6:38pm PigeonsAndRust: I like Spray Nine as a cleanser. It says on the bottle it even kills HIV when used as directed
	6:38pm dale: andy - use twice as much. that's 124%
	6:38pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Blend the gel from one big aloe leaf with three times its weight in alcohol or 95% Everclear™ or equivalent.
	6:39pm JakeGould: What if you just peed on your hands?
	6:40pm craplivion: domestic crimes are up
	6:40pm ultradamno: Like in Vengeance Is Mine? Sure, in a pinch.
	6:40pm ultradamno: Is it OK to take a sibling to the prom held in your house? www.cnn.com...
	6:41pm Jennica: L O freakin L - feels sorry for the serial killers - ANDY - what a RIOT! I have had that thought about face coverings and what some are getting away with more so now.
	6:41pm testingwithfire: we actually don't know if the serial killers are busy or not... more will be revealed
	6:41pm Jennica: @Ultra - that depends.
	6:42pm ledzeppelinsucks: in Amarillo there is an IHOP across the street from Waffle House
	6:42pm Jennica: @twf - right-o - Andy says they are just trolling around...driving around... ha!
	6:42pm dale: andy - and think of the poor child molesters hanging out by the playground and staring sadly at an empty teeter totter.
	6:42pm ultradamno: I think this would be a boon for the serial killers. Everybody wearing masks, no way to identify you or your abductee on surveillance cameras.
	🚂 6:42pm PMD: @queems, can you post the recipe on Instagram?
	6:43pm testingwithfire: Hoosier on the line!
	6:43pm queems: sure! i'll add the link to the comments of the post i just made
	6:44pm craplivion: kids on leashes.next
	6:45pm dale: seems to me that cornhole is the game of the future because of this.
	6:45pm Folsom: how about laser tag?
	6:45pm ledzeppelinsucks: How have the rules to smear the queer been adjusted?
	6:45pm Jennica: How is anyone playing spin the bottle?!
	6:45pm BH: tag, with American Gladiators joust sticks
	6:45pm JakeGould: And kids can’t give each other cootie shots anymore.
	6:46pm Richard S: Tag with sticks? Basketball with gloves?
	6:46pm ultradamno: Spitting contests can come back if tag can.
	6:46pm WFMU listener WADE: The rise of water polo in America
	6:46pm flashbazbo: For the nth time. Tennis is not ok
	6:47pm BH: watch out Hungary
	6:47pm Richard S: Baseball is back in Korea and Taiwan, so it is possible.
	6:47pm ultradamno: Some guy on the local news in Indpls this morning went to a local rib place that was reopening. They all seemed to approve.
	6:47pm Jennica: Kamakaze tennis is just fine!
	6:48pm chris: Richard S, that is great news to me.
	6:48pm dk50b: Hand sanitizer alcohol percentage depends on type of alcohol. Must be 60% ethyl alcohol or 70% isopropyl, which is what Purell contains. www.cdc.gov... And nobody has gotten COVID from food, it's transmitted though inhaling infected respiratory droplets www.mayoclinic.org...
	6:48pm Richard S: ESPN is covering the games in Korea.
	6:49pm ultradamno: I want the skull bandanas the drug guys in Brazil were wearing on Vice this week.
	6:50pm testingwithfire: I'm in Chile, where folks are very huggy-touchy under normal circumstances... and they are refraining from abrazos! Lots of mask usage here too.
	6:51pm dale: we all should have invested in plexiglass barrier futures months ago.
	6:52pm Jennica: "Maybe he went to the same school as you, Ken" - ha! Doctor of Spinology. I can't stop laughing.
	6:53pm Jennica: I guess all the serial killers will be there for next week's parade, since they are all just driving around anyway...
	6:53pm dale: damn! too late to get the j c whitney horn that plays la cucaracha.
	6:53pm Richard S: With luck, I'll remember to tune in next week. Maybe I'll even get out of the apartment and show up!
	6:54pm dale: 40 years too late.
	6:54pm ledzeppelinsucks: have a worst car alarm award
	6:54pm craplivion: will the cars have to wear a mask
	6:54pm ultradamno: I'm just glad Taylor Swift found true joy in the year before all this happened. www.imagebam.com...
	6:54pm Jennica: just gloves for the cars
	6:54pm JakeGould: Rodney Dangerfield’s car in Caddyshack.
	6:55pm Amanda Hugnkiss: I loved how you had Mr. Slave discussing the nostalgia of pimp car horns on the air
	6:55pm Listener Robert: Someone in the next block from me on Hering Ave. in the Bronx had an amphibi-car in their driveway a lot.
	6:55pm BH: wash the car in hand sanitizer
	6:56pm P-90: That darn Lamborghini causes more problems...
	6:56pm ultradamno: Evidently the world has gotten too dystopian for new Black Mirror episodes news.avclub.com...
	6:56pm dale: just put the baby in one of those plastic bags that are air tight to show the folks
	6:57pm Handy Haversack: Taco night! L8r, friends!
	6:57pm queems: idk, i can ride this out for a while still
	6:57pm Jennica: L8r, Handy
	6:57pm ultradamno: L8R G8R
	6:58pm morphe': Thanks!!! waiting for next Wed......
	6:58pm Richard S: L8R dudes and dudettes!
	6:58pm khd: go 2 hell
	6:59pm Jennica: @Richard S, bye bye pizza friend
	6:59pm craplivion: that black moror with the mission to get past the robo security dogs to get a teddybear at a factoryin the post appocolyptic was nuts
	7:00pm dale: bring a dish to pass.
	🚂 7:00pm PMD: Sorry can't make it
	7:00pm Richard S: I'll save you some, @Jennica!
	7:00pm ledzeppelinsucks: sucky
	7:00pm craplivion: thanks far the show
	7:00pm Jennica: @Richard S - where have you been all my life?
	7:04pm Toothgrinder Tom: @queems what is a tea loaf praytell?

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