Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from October 21, 2020 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
melinda:

Hello Ken and Andy
Avatar 6:04pm
khd:

go 2 hell
  6:04pm
wfmu listener phillip:

I was asleep in the next room when my mom died back in 2009. can I be forgiven?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Rich in Washington:

some people process work stress differently. Who among us can judge, truly?
  6:05pm
ami ad:

Hello DJs. Hello all. check it out.
  6:05pm
BH:

Toobin wouldn't have had a problem if he was doing a radio show while doing that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
ultradamno:

But aren't election simulations always kind of a circle jerk?
  6:05pm
Matthew:

Going to switch over to hot 97 now so I can hear professional jag offs talking to themselves.
Avatar 6:06pm
Patty D:

I wish I had a beautiful fact checker, it would save so much time getting to know each other.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
melinda:

The Toobin dick reveal seemed to weird to be true.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Rich in Washington:

Right, ultradamno! He was trying to be accurate!
  6:06pm
wfmu listener phillip:

excuse me! fapping is a normal part of Male sexuality. we as men all need to fapp to a happy ending.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
melinda:

*too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Jim the Poet:

I like fish
  6:07pm
ami ad:

Did Andy loose any pounds due to the situation?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Jim the Poet:

I want to be in a band!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
ultradamno:

Good bands? What is this, a jazz show?
  6:09pm
There is no greater hug:

Fact checkers never fake an orgasm, but they won't geive you a break. If your fact checker likes you it's a compliment.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Science school alumnus here. A disproportionately large fraction of extremely smart women are extremely hot by vanilla, bog-standard, societal standards.

Note: "The Big Bang Theory" is a goddamn minstrel show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
melinda:

Morris Dancing!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Rich in Washington:

@(Murakami Whywolf))): the missus and I recently echoed a similar sentiment regarding BBT - that one day it won't have aged well.
  6:12pm
There is no greater hug:

What happened to Andy as an "Idea" person?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Right around January 20 may be a good time for a dance party. There just might be something to celebrate that day.
Avatar 6:14pm
Fredericks:

So this show is called "Wednesdays with Kenny."
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Chud:

Did the soaking already happen?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Folsom:

Soak is next week
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Folsom:

Ken says probably around 6:15
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Chud:

Beauty, thanks Folsom
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
tim from champaign (now washington):

Keep the River on Your Right?
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ledzeppelinsucks:

How does the tribe use the stupid cliche 'on a scale of 1 to 10'?
Avatar 6:18pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

I'd thought that all peoples had at least '1,2,3,many'; maybe I'm wrong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
tim from champaign (now washington):

What was the name of the book?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
ultradamno:

Wouldn't a road paved with gold be a slipping hazard?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

is this a penthouse forum call?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
dale:

people who practice yoga all the time let loose with flatulance constantly. you chose wisely my brother.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
ultradamno:

He still sounds haunted by the error in not going full yoga.
Avatar 6:23pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Rich in Washington:
A case in point: that television show made Mayim 'Stupid Child-Raising and Vaccination Theories Despite Her Degree' Bialik look much more conventionally ugly than she is in order to make her like a stereotypical 'genius girl'.
  6:23pm
wfmu listener phillip:

how about tying up the phone line when doctors needed permission to give my father a pint of blood to live, and then he DIED:(::::
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

i dated an older woman once and it was cool when i was in my 20s and she was in he 30s. but to imagine me at 60 and her at 70 now is horrifying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

philip - true story?
  6:28pm
wfmu listener phillip:

@dale a true story. a friend called from germany april 12th when my dad was in hospital. he died that day apr 12 2003.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Handy Haversack:

This seems like a good board to solicit opinions on the best hard-boiling methods for eggs. Thoughts?
  6:30pm
There is no greater hug:

As in jazz, there are no wrong decisions in life. if something goes wrong you modulate into it amd then continue to win relentlessly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

phillip - that's a downer. sounds like it was his time though. you didn't kill him. you should call in with this one.
  6:31pm
wfmu listener phillip:

Eggs? sorry I have an allergy to them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
ultradamno:

I contest the idea you have to know what you're doing to put permanent ink on a person. Many prisoners can attest to this.
  6:33pm
wfmu listener phillip:

I shoulder the burden of having both mom and dads death on my conscious.
  6:33pm
There is no greater hug:

Put salt in the water. It acts as a coagulant for cracks in the eggs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
dale:

and all those nazis putting numbers on jews hadn't a lick of talent amongst them.
  6:34pm
ami ad:

@wfmu listener phillip: probably should check them ramen packs. sorry for everything.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Folsom:

@Handy I heard pressure cookers work well
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
ultradamno:

Not to mention the NXIVM branding technicians
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

phillip - you should blame their passings on age or disease. not yourself.
  6:35pm
wfmu listener phillip:

I bought a ton of ramen packs. I lost my food stamps in September
  6:35pm
Tom:

Kens mic Peaking!
  6:35pm
ami ad:

my grandma had a nazi tattoo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

ami ad - glad she was alive to share that history with you. did she ever discuss it?
  6:37pm
wfmu listener phillip:

kidney failure killed my dad he had diabetes. heart failure killed mom. never got lung cancer from smoking. and they smoked
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
ultradamno:

Brett The Barber of Bushwick sounds like a sequel to Sweeney Todd.
  6:38pm
wild neil peace all:

handy
cover eggs with 2 inches of water and start water on high.
when water is boiling turn off and cover for twelve to fourteen minutes.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Handy Haversack:

Firstly, use slightly older eggs, but none that float to the surface of cold water or nearly, the latter are bad.

Secondly, get the water (enough to cover the eggs plus one inch more) hot, then put in the eggs, as a coagulated area just under the shell helps it retain integrity even if cracked. Salt doesn't help much in coagulation, but some people swear by a bit of vinegar, as acid in small doses tightens-up proteins' (_You_ make the L.S.D. joke, I'm bitter.)

Thirdly, boil the hell out of them for up to fifteen minutes, as I hate soft-boiled egg and don't care about green yolks. Your preferred time may vary.

Fourthly, take from the bath of boiling water and plunge into ice-water.
  6:39pm
ami ad:

@dale:thanks,yes,some what. i got her number on my arm a few years ago.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

The Beamin' Barber of Bushwick
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Handy Haversack:

wild neil, that's been my method for years, yeah! Thanks. I had an accident the other day that resulted in some of the finest eggs I ever had, though, and I don't know how to re-create it.
  6:39pm
wfmu listener phillip:

HOLY SMOKES! did ken just say "beating his meat"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

paul ruben rhymes too.

ami - that's sweet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
mrdonutsu:

Did someone write that down?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
ultradamno:

At least he confined his activities to an adult theater.
  6:41pm
ami ad:

4560
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Handy Haversack:

Ha, love the commitment, Whywolf!

That ice-water bath is crucial, I think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
melinda:

I like the Peanuts dance
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

ami - do records exist with names to those numbers?
  6:43pm
There is no greater hug:

I've been reliving many decisions I made a long time ago, that I had no idea I was even making at the time. They were good and I don't even know why.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
ultradamno:

Damn Apple TV stole the peanuts Christmas and the dance sequence.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Asheville Jon:

When will the soaking of Andy occur during the Hellraiser Marathon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
ultradamno:

Is there anyone to check Andy's assertions about fact checkers being laid off?
  6:46pm
hendrix wolfbat:

Isn’t she regrets having to ask him boyfriend for permission for anything LOL
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

wfmu listener phillip:
Another possible consolation:
Answering the phone when people call you is generally a good idea and may have brought you good things, and is generally held to be a good habit. Would your father have wanted you to make a habit of ignoring phone calls, which would in life have included his? That the consequences were extremely bad in this case is just bad luck—and one ought to be humble enough to feel that one does not have any special destiny protecting one from random, bad, events.
  6:48pm
There is no greater hug:

I know a limerick with "Maturbatorium" in it.
Avatar 6:49pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Handy Haversack:
> Ha, love the commitment, Whywolf!

I'm a perfectionist because I'm extremely lazy, so if I'm going to do anything it'd better be done perfectly…a character flaw, but one I'm unlikely to shake.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Handy Haversack:

I understand entirely, @Murakami Whywolf.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
ultradamno:

Procurer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

is there video footage of this masturbatorium guy doing his thing?
Avatar 6:51pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Many a fact-checker is burdened with a 'suitcase pimp' living off them, until the day they acquire a second suitcase and the fact-checker insists that they be called a 'suitcases pimp'.
  6:51pm
There is no greater hug:

The modern cinematic emporium
Is far from the merest sensorium
But a highly effectual
Heterosexual
Mutual masturbatorium

The modernist zoom exorium....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
ultradamno:

I think that was today.
Avatar 6:52pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

The local cinematic emporium
Is more than a super-sensorium
But an highly effectual
Quite omnisexual
Mutual masturbatorium
Avatar 6:54pm
Fredericks:

Did he say Hammercore?
Avatar 6:57pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

My version improved from Gershon Legman's "The Limerick", whose chapter "Abuses of the clergy" is the best.

There was a young choir-boy of Devon
Who was raped in an hay-stack by seven

High Anglican priests
The Lascivious beasts
—OR—
Itinerant monks
Libidinous skunks
—OR—
SouthRON Babtist preachers
The lecherous creatures

('For of such is the Kingdon of Heaven.')

(I think there are five to ten other, alternate, middle, couplets.)
Avatar 6:59pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Beep beep.
Beep beep.
Its horn goes 'beep beep beep'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Asheville Jon:

cool! one week to sell a bunch of stuff and then SOAK ANDY with the profits!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

You will not regret soaking Andy!
  7:01pm
P-90:

Thanks, Gents
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30pm
Folsom:

For Posterity - the limerick

a horny old journo named toobin
was giving his willy some lubin'
while beating his meat
his joy was complete
until he recalled he was zoomin'
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