Magically Granting Your Dog a Soul: Ken's show

Listener comments!

9:01am annie:

not the last comment!

9:03am BSI:

praise ken!
praise him!

9:03am Freddy: Formerly of West Orange Plumbing Supply:

Morning Ken, morning Annie

9:04am Ken:

Hi everybody! Great to be back in the studio.

9:07am annie:

hi freddy, morning ken and woofmoo landers.

9:08am Janet H:

Morning...

9:09am M Signalstation:

First time listening to WFMU from the East Coast. Out here visiting my parents. Usually too lazy to get up for Ken's show, so thank goodness for archives. Hooray for live radio!

9:09am annie:

janet, you made it! morning!

9:10am Bad Ronald:

Hello one and all and might I say - "No Money, No touch!"

9:12am Mom:

Lookie, talkie, no touchie. And I mean it! Anyone want a peanut?

9:13am Ken:

You have a good taste Bad Ronald.

9:14am BSI:

predictions on England v. Andorra?

9:15am Bad Ronald:

Why Thank You - What Price Are You Willing To Pay?

9:15am Ken:

Andorra is gonna kick some limey ass, yo

9:15am Janet H:

i just crawled out of bed and came straight to the computer.....just to listen to Ken's playlist.....

9:16am Ru:

Hi, Ken! I wanna make you a song request. Please play something from Thorbjorn Egner (but not the Dyrene i Afrika's song which I once listened in your archives). Thanks!

9:19am JCityJensen:

YES its the SERGE! Awesome Ken - looking forward to another great morning!

9:20am Negator:

Thanks Ken and Serge for making me horny!

9:22am Negator:

Sexy set Ken! Currently banging pillow!

9:23am PMD:

Morning detested Ken and all his followers...

9:23am C:

they decided not to translate the last few "forbidden words" for our english-speaking friends. one of them says, "if you can't afford it, then don't ask stupid questions" and another one says "you call yourself a man!"

9:24am Ken:

Negator. Jesus. Keep the pillow talk to yourself.

9:24am still b/p:

Is it not with happen that "currently banging pillow" shall be for among forbidden words most punishment?

9:24am Lauri:

Put my wfmu-skeleton photo on the playlist :)

9:25am doug from dc:

They need four ideograms to spell s**t?

9:26am Cecile:

Hi, Ken! Hi everyone!

You haven't mentioned I own your show in a while. That might be nice if you could do that sometimes.

9:26am Negator:

I'm sorry still b/p, but 'banging pillow' isn't even in the book of Leviticus! Trust me I've read it a few times now (just for comedy).

9:26am BSI:

I usually need six or seven sh*ts to spell "ideogram"

9:26am Janet H:

Ken, what were you doin in that picture?....i'm takin' it that's you in that pict from the Primavera festival...

9:27am Cecile:

Bimbo Towers is pink! How adorable.

9:27am bb:

sandy shaw takes on dr john?! who knew

9:27am PMD:

doug from DC, it's probably a combination of "smelly stuff from anus" rather than having a single word

9:28am Ken:

Janet - I was stealing electricty from our next door neighbor. Best thing I did the whole festival. We had bad electrical problems the first day. And that little theft of juice made me best buddies with the Spanish guy I swiped it from...

9:28am BSI:

oh, and England will take it 2-1. Even if that aged hollywood creep starts.

9:28am Negator:

Sorry. I mean, it's not in the Good Book, Ken. I figured it was OK. Even fast food is covered in Leviticus.

9:30am doug from dc:

PMD, I recall that there's a band called "rice corpse" (with Lucas Abela a/k/a Justice Yeldham). Apparently, that's the Chinese term for it.

9:31am annie:

PMD- it's probably like the Eskimeaux who use 1000 terms for snow, depending on how it shows up, eh?

9:31am paul:

sounds fine to me...

9:34am JCityJensen:

It was raining hard in 'boken,
Ken needed one more fare to make my night.
A lady up ahead waved to flag Ken down,
She got in at the light.
Oh, where you going to, Ken's lady blue,
It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain.
She just looked out the window, and said
"Bimbo Towers Parkside Lane".

9:34am PMD:

Got it doug
annie - must be!
Ken, seems like you're not keeping the password away from the boy. yo. or are you channelling your inner teenager?

9:35am PMD:

JCityJensen. Awesome.

9:36am Goyim in the AM:

Kishino You-Ichi? No? Then why you scratching?

9:38am doug from dc:

Off to get breakfast: http://www.dinnerinabottle.com/basic-breakfast

9:40am dc pat:

England will annihilate Andorra. 3-0 at least. Too bad but what are you gonna do?

9:40am Freddy:

Lol, are these two churches for real

9:42am dei xhrist:

Dogs can't read or speak our language, ergo, they are unable to weigh in on the "theological" debate between Cath and Presby with confirmation or contradiction. They have more important things to do.

9:42am Facocta Shnook:

I'll do 7SD!

9:43am Janet H:

i think Photoshop will go to heaven!

9:43am PMD:

I love how Ken is looking at Andy with such love in that photo.

9:44am Skadoosh:

I can make up names too.

9:44am Cecile:

@dei
that is correct. There are rotten tree stumps to be sniffed and stuffing to be ripped out of couches.

9:44am Ken:

The dog debate will end after nine pics, but Photoshop lives forever. Just saying...

9:45am rob w:

Buying and then schlepping 85 cds home from abroad? Ken, welcome to my world... but speaking of record stores: At dear departed Pier Platters in Hoboken, renowned for its customer service, the Recommended Words and Forbidden Words were reversed...

9:45am Cecile:

Mark E. was 50. Like 70 years ago.

9:47am -max-:

Morning Ken, and assembled multitude. Dealing with an IRS issue for the boss today. A really mutated version of Taxman would go well along with this spreadsheet. As you will, of course...

9:47am annie:

cecile, i had that experience yesterdey. it's like kids who are too quiet, something's up when you hear nothing..

9:48am Cecile:

exxactly...

Ken, can we get a cute pic of Bo, the First Dog?

9:48am BSI:

DCPat: I'm inclined to agree, but Capello will play it conservative/defensive, saving all the bloodlust for Croatia. But I wouldn't kick a total slaughter outta bed for eatin' crackers. Or something.

9:50am BSI:

to HELL with Bo, the First Dog.
OLIVE is the One True Dog.
I have spoken.

9:50am dei x:

The guy with the keys to the sign letters is a crankypants with a chip on his shoulder, and I think he comes to my town to put inflamatory statements on the Bapt sign. He needs a better hobby.

9:50am Janet H:

judge judy....

9:50am dei x:

How is Olive's butt looking these days?

9:51am Cecile:

JUDGE JUDY!
awesome.

9:51am annie:

you know there are actually publications that are sent to churches for their outside implorings. i've seen so many variations on a theme..

9:52am Negator:

UH!

9:53am Vivian:

Hey!

9:53am Janet H:

ANNIE - you're a fast poker!

9:54am annie:

hehe....

9:54am doug:

holy shit. hoover.
i skipped my HS senior prom to see them at cook college at rutgers in 1993.

9:55am JCityJensen:

oh god oh god SERGE AND FUGAZI - amazing!

GIMME THE SHOT!

9:55am Terry:

Fugazi is giving me the high school chills!

9:56am doug:

man. was i wrong about that song.
i need some coffee.

9:57am dc pat:

maybe you're right BSI, I just don't see Andorra giving them any challenge--hope I'm wrong but...

2 strange results already: Japan, Qatar 1:1; S. Korea, Saudis: 0:0

9:57am Moose:

Did Kate Bush really kiss a girl?

9:57am Harry Gainsbourg:

She took off to find the footlights,
And Ken took off for the sky.
And here, she's acting happy,
Inside her handsome home.
And Ken, is flying in his taxi,
Taking tips, and getting stoned,

9:58am the dead guy:

kate bush never kissed a girl but laura ran me over

9:58am Citizens of Andorra:

Hey! Just cause we're small, doesn't mean we can't kick ass! I'll see you on the playground!

10:00am BSI:

the headphones are comin' off, f*ckin' meetings.
play nice, kids....

10:00am Cecile:

King Crimson? King Crimson? How did they get on that list?

10:01am dc pat:

Andorra: graffitiI saw in Adams Morgan, DC: "Somos pocos pero locos"

10:02am dc pat:

how did the Boredoms get on that list--not that they aren't gay but do right-wing nut jobs really need to "watch out" for them??

10:03am Cecile:

also, if the guy is an anti-gay activist, why is his song called "take my hand" and it doesn't specify that girls only should do this?

10:03am Cecile:

I knew a devout Christian kid who loved them and the Danielson Famille. He said the latter would clear out entire tents at Christian music festivals.

10:06am paul:

i think most of that list was just reader submissions, the guy who runs the website has never heard of most of them i would guess

10:08am Cecile:

Stab them in the EYE!

10:08am Bad Ronald:

The qualifiers in parenthesis are hilarious.

10:08am Skadoosh:

Ken can you PLEASE play a Corn Weenie mix. PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE PLEASE PLEASE

10:08am Ken:

When the church sigbn debate runs out, I am counting on you photoshoppers to keep it alive! Here is the format:

<center><A HREF="http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2009/06/10/dogs_5_big.jpg">
<IMG SRC="http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2009/06/10/dogs_5_small.jpg"></a>
<br>Click for the full size image</center>

10:10am ?:

Speaking of Christian musicians have you guys heard my friend Scotty who is Clang Quartet?
http://www.myspace.com/clangquartet
I know Ken knows of Clang cause he's played at FMU (I think). Totally out there (literally). I've known Scotty a long time.

10:10am Jesse:

I knew that Priest was just trying to get me into the sack with all that my dog is going to heaven stuff.

10:10am paul:

i like how Justus Kohncke is on that list. because nothing's more threatening to society than gey tech-house T. Rex covers

10:11am Mickey Mephistopheles:

Hi. I'd like a rock 'n roll station with a side of 3/8" ball bearings and a medium cherry 10W-40 motor oil.

10:11am Bad Ronald:

Dunno Ken, We submitted pics upon request a few weeks back to no avail. My fragile ego cannot suffer any more rejection.

10:11am Cecile:

JINX IS GOD

10:11am randy in NC:

Morton Subotik? How did he got on that list. I never knew that electrons were gay...

10:11am Sebastien / Paris:

How are you Ken?
ST: at the office, listening to morning show on rainy afternoon in paris.

10:12am Jesse:

I feel dirty, and used

10:12am randy in NC:

..um Subotnik

10:12am Chef:

Hello children

10:14am Mom:

Isn't it time to move out on your own?

10:15am PMD:

Those urinals are fascinating. Looks like they would fill up quickly.

10:15am paul:

my siblings still live with their moms. i've been paying rent for 7 years. blaaargh

10:15am Thristin:

No Moms it ain't

10:16am maria:

just hold it in then till the dumps build up.

10:16am Mom:

Thirstin Howl song is an ode to Billy Joel's Captain Jack

10:17am dei x:

my mans lives with his moms. and his ex. they pay ME rent.

10:17am asshole:

you can say that? or do they send you back to live with your moms

10:17am Vicki:

I said shit on the air once but I was gagged and blindfolded so it was OK

10:18am paul:

tttttiiiiiiimmmmmmeeeeeeessssssstttttrrrrrrrrreeeeettttttttcccccchhhhhhhhh

10:19am doug from dc:

The Nuge is on the gay list? No one better tell him that...

10:19am still b/p:

The quote accompanying the band list tags Wilde as a reformed homosexual, which, like the early report of Twain's death, goes in the great exaggeration bin.
And the list keeper wants kids to "feel the heat" of burning CDs. Hoy. I'm sure dogs can still get to heaven if they gang-whiz that addled sin-buster's pantlegs, ears, eyes and his disc fires.

10:20am paul:

so wait, is that rock n roll station a NWW cover, or is it the other way around?

10:20am Vicki:

other way round, Paul

10:21am dei x:

you go back to live with your moms and you have to take the garbage out, mow the lawn, fix the toilet, all that domestic shee-yut. If you were not living with your moms, you'd still have to do all that stuff but pants are optional. At least indoors.

10:21am WMC:

There were a bunch of those urinals in Amsterdam when I was there a couple of years ago. Those Europeans is so clever.

10:21am Vicki:

check the FCC rules, it's true!

10:22am Janet H:

oh noooo!!

10:24am Falter Locust:

Shows what those photoshop guys know. It's the Catholics who don't believe dogs have souls. The Presbyterians don't care if they do or not.

10:25am Janet H:

my dog went to heaven....

10:26am doug from dc:

...so did this monkey.

10:26am Freddy:

Aw man Ken, can you play the 5678's

10:26am Parq:

Actually, it's the Catholics who believe that dogs have no souls. This was explained to me with 2+2=4 certainty in my RC high school.

10:26am Janet H:

...and i'm a photoshopper too

10:27am c:

god you gotta get up close and personal with those urinals if you dont want those spainards to see yr junk - gross

10:27am Some Guy:

Hey Janet H, I hate to tell you this but your dog didn't go to Heaven. My church bulletin board told me so.

10:29am dc pat:

I too am in favor of the 5678's

10:30am annie:

c- so that means no more distance contests?

10:30am c:

only dog souls go to heaven - my cult leader, dave, told me so.

10:30am Janet H:

my photoshop bulletin told me my dog went to heaven.

10:31am Negator:

Do dogs have rape?

10:32am c:

annie - only for the bold and the beautiful

10:32am Dave B:

@Negator

As in the vegetable?

10:33am annie:

c-word

10:33am BSI:

...i see the group has NOT, infact, behaved itself in my absence.

abscess? what?

10:34am Cecile:

foreigner sounds bad even chopped up and traktorized. guh.

10:35am Bad Ronald:

Hey, is purgatory for dogs 7 times that of humans?

10:36am c:

foreigner never sounded better - they are now psyche-rock

10:36am Michelle:

Stupid question alert: How do I send Ken my lovingly crafted church sign? I can't attach a file to the email form...

10:37am c:

From: Ken

By the way, if anybody cares to submit code for a playlist picture, make a small version that is 270 pixels wide, host the small and large version on your own server and then post html code like this for me:

<center><A HREF="http://blahblah_big.jpg">
<IMG SRC="http://blahblah_small.jpg"></a>
<br>Click for the full size image</center>

10:37am dc pat:

Ken expects you to host it somewhere..

10:39am Michelle:

Aha! I can do that! Thanks!

10:40am c:

i should say that was from when ken was requesting pics because he couldnt upload them - better check with him 1st

10:40am Parq:

Haven't given up on T-Pro yet, huh Ken? And man, was this Cash cover ill-advised.

10:40am JCityJensen:

here's one : http://aarondunkel.com/dogs1.jpg

10:40am Carmichael:

Good morning, international bon vivant Ken and comparably proletariat listeners.

I enjoy the 5678s.
Andorra, 1-0
Foreigner can NEVER sound good. Only less bad.
The He-She will return to kick some monkey ass.

10:41am esch oder anarchie!:

Cash is turning this love song into a breakup song.

10:42am a St. Bernard:

I'm gettin' straight into heaven or I'm going all super-Cujo on somebody's ass!

10:42am Janet H:

i can't hear anything...it's coming in and out...

10:42am c:

cash is confirming this is a bad song

10:42am Cecile:

I love this version. Sorry, Parq.

10:43am X. Stacey:

The first time ever I heard your show....

10:43am Negator:

NOW, KEN, NOW! TRAKTOR!

10:44am traktor:

it's not my fault!

10:44am dc pat:

Carm: that sure would be a nice upset....if somebody takes that wanker Rooney out, I'll be happy.

10:45am just observing:

Cash could sing Mein Kampf or "Seasons in the Sun" and still satisfy his dyed-on-the-black fans.

10:46am Janet H:

the agnony...am i the only one here who can't hear anything....

10:46am Parq:

If her heart is like an artichoke, what's the artichoke-heart called? Heart of heart?

10:46am dyed-on-the-black fans:

yes it would

10:47am AnAnonymousParty:

Heaven must be a real disappointment for geologists.

10:47am c:

janet h - sounds fine on my end

10:48am c:

im hankering for some doopee time

10:49am Carmichael:

Ya, but Sisyphus would be totally "in heaven".

10:50am Sisyphus:

I wouldn't know what to do in heaven.

10:51am Janet H:

...i'm listening on 128mp3 on iTunes.....

10:51am a McCoy:

Hang on, doopee,
doopee, hang on

10:51am jan:

http://jjordanunitedstates.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!F1CC6DF8DF00BDB2!2146.entry

debunking the church sign war. What is the truth?

10:51am Ken:

I think Janet was just having a bad reaction to Traktor Pro's Gater effect. I'll be sure not to play any Wooden Shjips.

10:52am Carmichael:

OK, now I'm thinkin' ... Seasons in the Sun/Ring of Fire mashup. I'll have to get on that.

10:52am trish:

dog signs -

my dog rocked!

10:53am The Doopee brothers:

You're getting awfully close to copyright infringement.

10:54am Ken:

Wait Janet - Are you saying that the MP3 stream has gone silent on you?

10:54am doug from dc:

How about trees, are there trees in heaven?

10:55am Slowhand:

No, only tears...

10:56am http://mp3stream.wfmu.org:

works fine - here....

10:57am stingy d:

i likes it this. hey ken, whats shakin

10:57am the girl in the radiator:

...and everything is fine

10:57am dc pat:

I thought it was "anything goes" in heaven.

10:57am Janet H:

Its fine now....thanks ken!

10:58am risky!:

morning ken! morning all!

10:59am Janet H:

Ken. i was havin' problems....it was giving me the silent treatment...

10:59am dc pat:

the more I look at the chicks on telephone wires pic, the more I like it. Who did that, Ken?

11:00am Tavares:

Heaven....must be missin' a spaniel...

11:01am PMD:

Is it kosher to say I love the Jewish harp?

11:02am Henry Gross:

Shannon has gone away. She's driftin' out to sea.

11:02am Lassie (in Hell):

I shoulda just left Timmy rot in that well.

11:03am sideways Python ref:

Depends on how you kill it.

11:03am Carmichael:

They're not "chicks", Pat.

They're "broads".

11:04am Bernhard Goetz:

Thank heaven for little squirrels.

11:04am PMD:

I think they are loose women. Skirts being so high and all.

11:04am Yohann:

shpelled me namez vrong

11:04am dc pat:

this Iran vs UAE game is kind of boring. I have Persian friends so I'm rooting for Iran.

Carm: thanks for the correction...

11:05am Bad Ronald:

"Bints"

11:06am timotato:

Same s**t, different week, Ken. You ALWAYS post Nazi-like notes on your playlists. They're the best!

11:07am stingy d:

dames

11:07am Rampler:

I like to rock!!!

11:07am Vicki:

Ken! Play me, I want some MONEY

11:09am annie:

did i just lose half an hour of comments? or did people stop tying at 10:20?

11:09am JCityJensen:

ROCKS - http://aarondunkel.com/dogs2.jpg

11:09am c:

sorry ken, this is in fact roll, not rock

11:10am annie:

got 'em back. that's it; no more walking the dog til after the rapture!

11:10am Shawn:

VYYYYYYY iss it dat FCC musst haff information about alles artists played am Statsion Nau?!?!?!?!

11:10am Poppin' Fresh:

Do rolls go to heaven?

11:11am Fat guy:

I sure hope so!

11:12am BSI:

if there's no curry & ale in heaven, i'll see y'all in hell...

11:13am dc pat:

LOOK AT THE FUCKIN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:13am Cecile:

I had a killer Thai curry last night. Beef, thin noodles, curry sauce and pickled mustard greens. mmmmm.

11:14am still b/p:

Oh, when croissants,
Oh, when croissants,
Oh, when croissants go marching in...!

11:15am annie:

hhmmm: curry, cumin, beer. wine... hmm.

11:15am Johnny Paycheck:

If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I don't wanna go. Yew can send me to Hail or New York City, it'd be the same to me.

11:15am NYC:

Works for us.

11:16am JCityJensen:

???the Drawers - I am rabbit - Nest????

Where oh where can i get my hands on this album - I can't find it anywhere

11:16am c:

i like celebs response

11:18am suicide hotline:

please use spell check before committing yourself - and no you wont go to heaven

11:18am dc pat:

c: you spelled 'caleb' wrong

11:19am Tom Jones:

Why, why, why, dumb Lilah...?

11:19am dc pat:

from what I can tell, there's nothing wrong with Drawers

11:20am Rampler:

giant jellyfish crop circle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyp5zpAaf6E

11:20am Cecile:

that's an interesting cover of Strychnine.

11:20am c:

whats a caleb?

11:21am Carmichael:

Ken, there is a Japanese band called Artcry that did "Message From the Folkriders". There is also a different band called Rashinban. I don't know much more about anything.

11:21am JCityJensen:

doggy doggy http://aarondunkel.com/dogs3.jpg

11:22am Carmichael:

Do bulls go to heaven? Maybe just to limbo?

11:22am still b/p:

Big Bloodhounds go to heaven.

11:23am Vivian:

Mutts take the express lane to heaven.

11:24am annie:

oh, cecile, did you get my email?

11:26am Shawn:

Mutts take the expresss lane to heaven if they are Catholic, if not they send an eternity with Presbyterians

11:28am stingy d:

hot dogs go to heaven

11:28am Negator:

FIST MY WIFE!

11:29am what-ever.:

meh, f--- the h--- off and go to heaven.

11:29am Janet H:

I want to attend Beulah Church...wait what do i see in that picture..an armadillo?....what is that?

11:29am Vicki:

you know the first version of this track by Porest was done with People LIke Us - we did it live with a scary Austrian film (where the music came from)

11:29am BSI:

My dog is a devout Druid. He's slagging off Heaven entirely & makin' a beeline to the Summerland.

11:30am Rampler:

it's an aardvark. like Cerebus

11:30am Janet H:

oh...

11:31am Vicki:

oh god

11:31am BSI:

sounds like Dan Deacon is one high-maintenance show, dude.

11:31am esch oder anarchie!:

Dan Dickhead, the Barca Bummer Machine!

11:32am Ron Jeremy:

Heaven's ok by me, but I'm really looking forward to tearing it up in that steambath you go to first.

11:32am c:

will dan deacon go to heaven?

11:32am Fido:

From a Wikipedia synopsis of en Earl Hamner written episode of the Twilight Zone:

Walking along the road, he encounters a fence he doesn't recognize, and decides to follow it. Presently, both come to a gate. The gatekeeper explains that Simpson can enter the Elysian Fields, but Rip will have to stay outside, as dogs are not allowed in. Angrily, Simpson takes Rip and goes on down the "Eternity Road" rather than enter the gate without his beloved dog, figuring that "Any place that's too high-falootin' for Rip is to fancy for me." Later, after stopping to rest at a log, Simpson and Rip are met by a young angel whose job is to find and bring them to Heaven, and tells them "I'm lookin' for a Hyder Simpson and a hound-dog name of Rip."

Simpson tells the angel about his experience at the first gate, commenting "Son, that'd be a Helluva place without Rip!". The angel replies "Mr. Simpson, you ain't far wrong - that IS Hell! Heaven's up yonder apiece", pointing up Eternity Road. When asked by Simpson why the gatekeeper at the gate to Hell wouldn't let him bring Rip inside with him, the angel explains that the reason Rip was not allowed in was because the dog would have been able to smell the brimstone and alerted Simpson that something was wrong. The angel goes on to say, "You see Mr. Simpson, a Man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But not even the Devil can fool a dog!"

The angel also tells Hyder that there'll be a raccoon hunt in Heaven that night, "right after the square dance," and assures him that his wife, who will be coming shortly, will not have any trouble with the Devil up the way.

11:32am Cranky Phone Lady:

Hey how about playing some music? I'm a listener you know..

11:33am stingy d:

dan deacon is already in heaven

11:34am Cecile:

the one before? Or is this a new one, Annie?

11:34am c:

in heaven telling people where to stand and when to dance

11:34am Rampler:

deacon blues :-[

11:34am jason:

dan deacon set's up on the FMA! http://bit.ly/Vvxux

enjoying the fist dumplings

11:35am JCityJensen:

http://aarondunkel.com/dogs4.jpg

for the deacon!

11:36am dei x:

I fool my dog all the time. Or rather, she lets me *think* I fool her. She also edits comics, CDs, and tests plantains for ripeness. She also loves prescription medications.

11:36am annie:

i sent pics yesterday. fido, i love your story.

11:36am Cecile:

God, he sounds like a passive aggressive Romper Room host

11:37am Cecile:

I will look.
I got distracted last night having Thai food and watching the amazingly craptastic Tongan Ninja.

11:37am annie:

i bet ken ran out of music; please.

11:38am annie:

tongan ninja! that beats email anyday!

11:38am Bad Ronald:

Dump!

11:38am stingy d:

hahaha i love it

11:38am Cecile:

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
Dan. You are not the boss of me.

11:38am bbell:

Ken- This Dan Deacon thing makes me feel like I am back in grade school. ow.

11:38am Carmichael:

He did say that there was no more rock.

11:39am Simon says, dammit . . .:

You want music, you do what I say.

11:39am chris:

cognizant

11:39am Carmichael:

Ken, I'd like to request some Ray Manzarek.

11:39am Cecile:

it's awesome. The best martial arts parody starring a Conchord set in Auckland, NZ.

11:39am Negator:

This rulz! Dan D. is my representative from the US.

11:39am Mark:

I took a knee a while ago

11:40am Swami:

Deacon is a thug.

11:40am David:

I love this Ken! Wish I was at this show,

11:40am esch oder anarchie!:

Ken -- even this fine sound montage essay can't redeem D Deacon's Barca fiasco. Booooooo.

11:40am stingy d:

it's true tho man... anytime i've performed when people act like it's ok to grab on you and shit like the rules of engagement don't count, that ain't right, you need to scream on them. pitbulll!

11:41am rta2:

What a wonderful piece of performance art. Ha, ha, ha.

11:41am Vicki:

I've turned the volume down, tell me when it's over

11:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

The chairs from Barcelona say Estrella. In about 1986, I was visiting a friend in California and we took went on a day trip fishing on a boat called Estrella. For the fun of it, I googled Estrella a few years ago and there was a news item that when an Alaska Airlines plane crashed, the Estella picked up some of the wreckage.

11:41am annie:

over

11:42am Parq:

I'm glad I finally have some limited idea of who Dan Deacon is. I was beginning to think he had something to do with Kate and Jon, whoever they are.

11:42am haloumi:

in austria right now, with clean fist and itchy wife

11:42am Negator:

I was ready for 'Woof Woof'.

11:43am Mike Nelson:

At this point I think I'd rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich.

11:43am Falter Locust:

I've always hated the Old Philosopher, but I will defend to the death Ken's right to play it.

11:44am Vicki:

Poor Dan Deacon

11:45am c:

a dan deacon and andy breckman mash-up would be cool

11:47am Carmichael:

Dan Deacon and Andy Breckman deserve to be locked in the same room forever.

11:47am Dan Deacon Haig:

As of now, I am in control here at the festival, pending return of the organizer and in close touch with him. If something came up, I would check with him, of course.

11:48am doug from dc:

Darn, went into a meeting and missed the Tweakin' Deacon excerpts. I'll have to check the archive.

11:48am JCityJensen:

Hey Ken - 2?s

Where can I get my hands on that Drawers album and is the Neil Young at the FMA site?

11:50am channeling kenny g:

dan deacon dysfunction fits my format pretty nicely. o well. spread the wealth.

11:51am Kenny G:

What happen to Freddy from: West Orange Plumbing Supply

11:52am comments yenta:

got his ass fired

11:52am Bad Ronald:

He is now Freddy formerly of West Orange Plumbing Supply.

11:52am Ken:

No impersonation of the fake KennyG please, fake fake Kenny G.

11:52am Cecile:

he was here earlier.

11:54am Bad Ronald:

I wanna know what happened to Pearly Sweets. She vanished...

11:55am Pink Floyd:

There is no fake side of the comments, really. Matter of fact...

11:55am Cecile:

Yes, he did.
I have been wondering that like crazy, BR.

11:55am Praying Dogs:

Give us this day our daily Fred.

11:55am stingy d:

shut these guys up already.

11:56am stingy d:

more bitcrusher!

11:57am north guinea hills:

einstein on the beast, beautiful wordplay!

11:57am chronically impatient:

and hurry the fuck up about it.

11:59am excellent:

kenny g has only one problem? good news!

12:00pm dump button:

feeling sadly neglected here

12:01pm fight fight:

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

12:02pm concept:

radio nude mud wrestling

12:02pm Lizardner Dave:

I've been busy and off-playlist for most of the show so apologies if this has been covered, but when will the summer schedule be released to the listeners?

12:03pm Politely interrupting:

Maria's coming back to the weekly schedule? Neat!

12:03pm Joe Steele:

This is exactly the kind of thing I pledge for during fundraisers.

12:03pm suckage:

do i have to get blamed for *everything*???

12:04pm the emmes:

you leaked the dj gossip about the commenters and i had to answer 350 emails

12:05pm Joe Steele:

Inter-DJ violence

12:05pm Andy in Berlin:

In defense of Kenny G, since when is annoying the listeners a criteria for not having someone on the air around here?

12:06pm fight fight:

HOT KEN ON KEN BLOODY FIST PUMPING ACTION

12:06pm Carmichael:

I actually prefer this to Kenny G's, ahem, "music" ....

12:33pm ozzy skateboard:

according to bible scholar Jack Van Impe, "I believe that we will have the animals we loved with us in heaven, not because of salvation (a spiritual experience), but because our requests produce God’s re-creation or restoration of our faithful, loving and loyal furry friends(Ecclesiastes 1:4; Ephesians 3:21; Luke 1:32, 33)."

12:37pm ozzy skateboard:

so i guess all the animals we ate get the short end of the stick again :P

11:12pm murugan: