WFMU: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from April 11, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:01am rich: good morning all, here for your eyes: www.esirierheriene-essi.com
	12:01am Handy Haversack: Hi, Rich! Thank you for being here! We are here to pump(!) you(r squirrel carcass) up!
	12:02am olivia: creepy sounds!! hey rich!
	12:03am rich: this week is hopefully the last pre-record. smoke and i tested my setup the other day and he could hear my voice through the microphone, see what i was playing because of the metadata, but could not hear the music i was playing. so tomorrow we are going to be on the phone trying to figure out the problem.
	12:04am JakeGould: Hey Rich! Who is Smoke? Like Slenderman?
	12:04am ParUbi ¤¤¤¤: Hi Rich! Creepy night birds!
	12:04am rich: hi olivia, thanks for board opping. shall we have the first of our communal huzzahs for olivia this evening?
	12:04am Handy Haversack: Very cool paintings. Kate is writing a song about the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island -- we rode it on our first date!
	12:04am mariano: Hi Rich, looking forward to the aural and visual feast, and thanks for manning the fort, Olivia. Hey everyone!
	12:05am Handy Haversack: Huzzah! Olivia! Praise her with great praise! Hey, mariano!
	12:05am olivia: and a one, and a two, and a three, huzzah!
	12:05am Rory: Scandinavian weirdness
	12:05am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Was the CD player plugged in?
	12:05am coelacanth∅: hello rich and Olivia and indefatigable rodent dirigiblings
	12:07am chresti: Hi rich and Olivia! Hi squirrel roundtable.
	12:07am rich: good morning handy, jake, parubi, mariano, rory, coel, jetboy, and the rest of you. jake i am not sure what you are talking about but i did like the way you were able to pull up that bazooka joe comic during daniel's show
	12:07am rich: good morning chresti
	12:07am Rory: Hello everyone
	12:09am coelacanth∅: i just assumed smoke is that monty python character, Smokes Toomuch
	12:09am P-90: Good morning Rich and the People of The Carcass.
	12:09am mariano: I'm afraid I don't get it at all, coela... ;)
	12:10am coelacanth∅: hey Rory, P-90
	12:10am olivia: "the people of the carcass" is a good one
	12:10am mariano: Carcassians? Carcassoids?
	12:10am rich: smoke is supposed to be smken i hate that the comments board at home spellchecks
	12:10am Daniel Blumin: rich! All hail! Olivia, thank you fer handling the board of freeform!!!!!!
	12:10am coelacanth∅: mariano i believe you NOT!
	12:11am mariano: Ohhh... "Smokes too much"!
	12:12am Rory: A smoked carcass fish would hit the spot right about now.
	12:12am Handy Haversack: Oh, SideSHOW Bob! Road Killed?
	12:12am coelacanth∅: "well you better cut down then" "...cut down? i don't get it"
	12:13am northguineahills: Well, that was new to me and AWESOME!!!! Thank you in advance, Rich!
	👻 12:14am Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening, rich and skeletons and carcassians.
	12:14am Handy Haversack: Finnish? This is great.
	12:15am rich: ngh you are welcome i first heard that cut around 1992 on tony coulter's show
	12:15am Photocopy Cha Cha: Paavoharju RULES, in my Top 2 of Finnish bands
	12:15am JakeGould: @rich: Thanks! I am kinda stunned I simply Googled for “Morty Bazooka Joe” and pretty quickly I found two strips that explicitly mention illness and hospitalization. Maybe Mort was onto something?
	12:15am olivia: great start to the show rich! maybe it's a weird combo I have of earl gray tea and wine going but I believe the studio is glowing.
	12:16am rich: red or white?
	12:16am Photocopy Cha Cha: I saw them live in March, when this was still possible..
	12:16am olivia: Red
	12:16am slugluv1313: Mr. Smokes Too Much "well you'd better cut down then!" why is that i can remember those Python skits as if they were yesterday, but can never remember what i have to get at the grocery store???
	12:17am Handy Haversack: Hey, Photocopy Cha Cha! Your active hours are a deep mystery to me! Rich, that drawings page is amazing. Holy crap.
	12:17am coelacanth∅: morte was onto something
	12:18am Photocopy Cha Cha: @12:17 Handy Haversack: my active hours are a deep mystery to me too!
	12:18am rich: pcc which band is the other one of your top 2?
	12:18am Mr. Pumpy: Hello Rich and carcass dirigibles...
	12:19am JakeGould: Speaking of smoking, I have only been on the subway a few times a week for the past 4 weeks because of all of this… And three times I have seen this one homeless guy who has some kind of radio with earbuds, sits down, jams out and is smoking as well. Even cops have seen him and said nothing; I mean nobody is really on the trains, everyone is wearing a mask and the guy is making the best of its all.
	12:19am coelacanth∅: same here slugluv
	12:19am coelacanth∅: hey Mr.P
	12:19am Franco Twinkie: I was knocked out for the last half hour. Things were sounding pretty damn strange in my dream state.
	12:20am Mr. Pumpy: coel...yup yup
	12:20am rich: i did forget to thank someone last week for their pledge from the marathon as i didn't see it until after the show and of course forgot to mention it in my back announcing so i want to thank bill from dublin for his pledge. thank you bill.
	12:21am Photocopy Cha Cha: @12:18 rich: WIGWAM - anything they did from 1968 to 1977 is simply gold. acknowledged by some UK music journalists at the time but mostly ignored by the record-buying masses (and Virgin dropped them arouns 12977 from their roster)
	12:21am JakeGould: Also a fun activity if you are up to it: Despite the subway stations being desolate, there are still some street musicians in the major ones. Playing to few to no people and their music really echos. Very cool thing to experience if you can.
	12:21am Handy Haversack: Hey, Mr. P! I have kept this tab open for two days just waiting to be on at the same time as you so I could toss you the URL. It's ... not gonna be easy. Apologies all around! www.nobleknight.com... @Franco: I had the same but likely differently bizarre experience during Stashu's show!
	12:22am Photocopy Cha Cha: 1977 I meant @12:21 haha, 12977 might never come.
	12:22am mariano: Mmm, harpsichord. Hey Pumps!
	12:23am northguineahills: @Rich: Tony Coulter is a fave dj of mine. For all of our friends out there, Tony djs on Tuesdays at 12 EDT, and plays his extensive private cassette collection he has received of the past three decades. If he can't find the artist, they are not archived. (nice lad w/ great morals)/
	12:24am rich: kfh, mr p, slugluv, franco, ngh welcome
	12:24am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...Handy...howdy. Damn Handy...I'm not good with an abundance of choices! Thanks though.
	12:25am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Mr. P ... it was more a "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" sort of situation. Just to see what's out there.
	12:27am rich: handymandias
	12:27am JakeGould: Wonder how many of the kids in Peanuts would die due to Coronavirus? Maybe one of Snoopy’s brothers and Shermy who nobody cares about.
	12:28am mariano: Brilliant, rich!
	12:28am rich: pigpen has to have respiratory problems
	12:28am craplivion: i bet pigpen the only survivor
	12:29am JakeGould: @rich: True. If it were the Little Rascals pretty much all of them would be exposed at some point.
	12:29am Handy Haversack: Is it because of my wrinkled lip? My sneer of cold command? I have a glandular issue!
	12:30am JakeGould: One of Woodstock’s bird friends might be the first to die because all these viruses somehow come from birds or bats to begin with.
	12:30am Photocopy Cha Cha: never heard Gila before, but this sounded so familiar, and it turned out after a google search there are certain Popol Vuh people involved
	12:31am mariano: There was a Peanuts character called Shermy? Lol, never knew that. Sherm is oldschool slang for weed + angel dust. Linus would be high-risk too though, right? Always has his hand in his face, carrying around that dirty old blanket.
	12:31am Mr. Pumpy: Cool stuff, HH. I'm digging the Acid Mist...but Ca$h Monet is bangin'! My deliver day for the lbs. o dice was moved up to Sunday. If I somehow get them tomorrrow I'm goign to roll up a character. A phone call may be in order, either way...if'n ya have the time tomorrow. I have some questions.
	12:31am Franco Twinkie: Jake, speaking of Peanuts, did you ever see that comic Peanuts Underground where Charlie Brown, Pigpen, Lucy and Snoopy were The VU?
	12:32am chresti: Dice are used in bone readings.
	12:32am Handy Haversack: I was thinking it sounds so ... poppy for the album title! That OCS track was fantastic, too. Rich, I'm in. Let's blow this thing up! @Mr. P: I'm planning some yard work like 12-3 but otherwise am totally up for a call!
	12:32am JakeGould: They would all catch it at one of their dances. And the news of the deaths would be revealed initially at the wall. Lucy would be overwhelmed with “Psychiatric Help” and shut down.
	12:32am Handy Haversack: @Franco: I know what you are talking about, yeah!
	12:33am JakeGould: Snoopy would be the great field doctor setting up medical tents near his doghouse.
	12:33am coelacanth∅: ngh Tony has said the main reason tape hiss episodes are not archived is because he plays the tapes in their entirety. (so no incentive to buy their stuff if we can listen to the whole release in an archive) so yeah -even if he can track them down... as you say, a man of morals.
	12:34am rich: and then there's this: www.forcesofgeek.com...
	12:35am Franco Twinkie: Mariano, in my drug saturated part of the world, a Sherm was a Nate Sherman cigarette that had been 'dipped'.
	12:35am JakeGould: @coelacanth∅: But in many cases it’s a big “What if?” if someone gets played and hears themselves and are cool with archiving, they might do something. Many tapes are long forgotten projects. And many of those artists just post MP3 audio for free (just donation) on Bandcamp.
	12:37am mariano: Interesting, Franco - guessing that's where the term comes from?
	12:37am Mr. Pumpy: I think Pigpen would survive almost any disease. He's the canary in the Peanuts' coal mine. That mofo has antibodies for days. Schroeder, on the other hand, while he may not get COVID-19, he's bound to have any number of potential STDs due to Sally rubbing her bare ass all over his piano keys when he's not looking. Perpetual conjunctivitis at the very least!
	12:38am Handy Haversack: Gah, Rich! The download link seems to be empty now. Ah, well. Will poke around. Maybe get Clay some Sanka.
	12:40am JakeGould: One of my fave comic roastings is “Brooklyn loves C3PO.” Only 20 of them were made and — at one point in my life — I owned one of the 20… But it got lost in the shuffle of life. Check out the scans here… The basic concept was “What if C3P0 just lived in Brooklyn…” wowcool.com...
	12:40am coelacanth∅: Jake yeah for sure. but that's Tony's choice. he just wants to give the artists the same respect that artists on big labels get ...are forced to get! whole albums are not allowed.
	12:41am JakeGould: My fave one of them is the one on the right here: wowcool.com...
	12:41am coelacanth∅: haha Mr.P not sally...isn't it that bitch, violet?!
	12:42am Mr. Pumpy: Rich...I'll read that latr, but "It all started at Fat Jack’s." is a strong hook! I'll have to share that with my students. I need to know so much more after six words!
	12:42am J: greetings from Mt Shasta
	12:43am coelacanth∅: and i agree pigpen has the strongest immune system.
	12:44am JakeGould: Maybe the Little Red-Haired Girl could get it and die and Charlie Brown would be cursed to wander the Earth wondering what might have been?
	12:45am coelacanth∅: ...oh it's lucy who likes schroeder.
	12:45am Mr. Pumpy: Coel...come to think of it I think it's Lucy, in which case he's lucky to be alive. She dirty! Although being he strokes a mean 88, he's probably got every little cartoon Betty up on his Jimmy! He may even be Pigpen's father.
	12:45am Dean: I've heard Fajt and Bittova, but not together, at Victoriaville, now many years ago.
	12:46am coelacanth∅: hahaha!
	12:47am Handy Haversack: Canon: Schroeder is Pigpen's father.
	12:47am coelacanth∅: ...i hated lucy and violet when i was little. poor charlie brown! they sucked!
	12:48am rich: charlie brown and linus in waiting for godot
	12:48am Mr. Pumpy: I am Pen of Pig, son of Schroeder, bastard of Lucy and I'm here to serve you m'lord!
	12:49am chresti: Yeah, Lucy was a bitch.
	12:49am Mr. Pumpy: Ha! Rich...that would be something. Another attention grabber I need answers to!
	12:49am coelacanth∅: rich -good grief.
	12:50am Handy Haversack: Transitive property: Godot is either the Great Pumpkin or a football.
	12:50am rich: the great pumpkin. the football is rosebud
	12:51am Handy Haversack: Heard, Rich! I guess it's a testament to how deep Shulz's work actually cuts that it can take all this and still be like, what else you got?
	12:52am coelacanth∅: Franz Kafka is reading this comment board and will go back in time to write what we will read before this comment board exists.
	12:52am Franco Twinkie: As kids we all adopted a Peanuts name for our street baseball games. The kid across the street became Pigpen. When his father found out, he insisted his son have a more dignified name. "Dad, it's a cartoon character!" the kid pleaded. To no avail, his father said "I don't care, you're not going to be Slop Bucket!" And that was that. Poor kid.
	12:53am coelacanth∅: haha my father would've laughed like hell!
	12:53am Handy Haversack: "You suck, Slop Bucket!" Ouch. Yeah, that's not what you want.
	12:54am Mr. Pumpy: Handy, that is a strong case, but I see Snoopy's wanderin' cousin Spike in here somewhere. And I ain't talking about shoehorning him in either...the work screams for him. Ahh...never mind. I was quite emphatic about it, but I think he'd be better in Endgame. Or...or...Spike's Last Tape?
	12:55am Franco Twinkie: ."....and on organ and vocals, Slop Bucket."
	12:55am ?: yes
	12:55am Handy Haversack: I thought ... there was no real Spike. Just a decentering of the self through Snoopy?
	12:56am Slop Bucket: Hey!
	12:56am Handy Haversack: It's Rich!
	12:56am Mr. Pumpy: Alone Again Or in the background...? I hear something faintly.
	12:56am coelacanth∅: right, i wondered if spike was just snoopy's alter ego
	12:57am Mr. Pumpy: Franco...ha! Slop Bucket left us too soon.
	12:58am Handy Haversack: I've had dogs all my life ... and never known one's cousin.
	12:58am coelacanth∅: i mean, he looked like snoopy with a hat. ...oh i get it..."they all look the same"
	12:58am Mr. Pumpy: Rich...I have to hand it to you, to say the sentence, "That's from drinking my own sperm." without skipping a beat...that's a professional, right there! Bravo! BRAVO!
	12:59am chresti: A helicopter dad, protecting his son from lowly comic character names.
	1:00am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...yes, spike can fit in with many existential pieces. Kant may ask, "Can Spike exist with no a priori knowledge of Snoopy?" It's a mindfuck.
	1:01am rw: I kind of wanted to name my son Spike. My wife wouldn't have it. She may have been right.
	1:01am rich: here's some livestreams with urls over the next few days: Experimental Sound Studio ess.org... The Quarantine Concerts Saturday, April 11 7pm (Chicago time) starts 7:30 Angel Bat Dawid & Isaiah Collier Saturday, April 18 Corbett vs. Dempsey presents Sequesterfest Vol. 2 2pm (Chicago time) Thurston Moore, Susana Santos Silva, Torbjorn Zetterberg, Ab Baars and Ig Henneman, Mats Gustafsson, Zeena Parkins, Moreno Veloso Saturday 6pm Angel Olsen: Still At Home - An Evening of Songs on Piano and Guitar - proceeds go to MusicCares COVID-19 Relief Fund and Angel’s band members and crew for wages lost due to COVID-19 angelolsen.veeps.com... Saturday 8 At Home with Farm Aid - at home performances from Willie Nelson, his sons Lukas and Micah, John Mellencamp, Neil Young, and Dave Matthews www.farmaid.org... Saturday 5pm Noisey Night In - fundraiser for Sweet Relief Musicians Fund w/Margo Price, Twin Peaks, Anna Burch, Black Lips, Nothing, Open Mike Eagle www.youtube.com... Saturday 9 RZA & DJ Premier Instagram Battle Livestream do312.com... Saturday 3 Meg Memes Fest w/ Soccer Mommy, Snail Mail live.axs.com... Monday April 13 The Jazz Gallery 5pm Happy Hour with Peter Evans $15 only 10 people www.jazzgallery.org Baby’s All Right www.letswatchbabytv.online... Sunday 1:30 Daniel Bachman
	1:02am coelacanth∅: what if your kid was charlie brown? the universal loser; pitied, mocked, taken advantage of, sadly trying to understand why people suck so much...
	1:03am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Dad, WHAT IF?
	1:03am Mr. Pumpy: Coel...I'd just think maybe he'd get it out of the way sooner than later and be a demigod in his late thirties.
	1:05am Handy Haversack: (Sorry! I think the point is that, really, everyone's kid is Charlie Brown, at least at some level.) Did anyone else have Peanuts sheets? My sheets as a child featured Charlie Brown saying "I feel the need to have the feeling that it's good to be alive."
	1:05am Dean: Thanks for the Daniel Bachman tip. A real talent, that guy. NIN, on the other hand...
	1:05am coelacanth∅: hey rw! a partner & myself once decided if we had a boy he'd be called "Trane". i never intended to have children with this woman, fortunately.
	1:05am Mr. Pumpy: I mentioned it the other night, but it was busy on here...and late, so I'll mention it again. Temporary Residence is giving a free album download a day for the rest of April on Bandcamp. Today is the third MONO album. temporaryresidence.bandcamp.com
	1:07am rich: thanks mr. p
	1:07am coelacanth∅: we had all kinds of peanuts paraphernalia but no peanuts sheets.
	1:07am rw: coelacanth! Trane. Quite a name to live up to.
	1:08am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...no to the sheets. I did however have this series of encyclopedias that were ala the Peanuts. Eventually they came out with a little plastic bookshelf that housed them all and it was a version of Snoopy's house. Kind of.
	1:08am Handy Haversack: I don't know that band at all, Mr. P. But looks like I'm a-gonna.
	1:08am Mr. Pumpy: rich, but of course!
	1:08am Mr. Pumpy: Check 'em out. Oh shit...I mentioned a shelf again!
	1:09am coelacanth∅: i considered myself charlie brown, and my brother was some mixture of schroeder and a male version of lucy.
	1:10am rich: so three movie theaters in new york (there may be more) are streaming films they would have been showing. they're not free but they're all theaters i hope are still viable when this is over. Film Forum Virtual Cinema streaming a whole bunch of movies that would have been playing at the theatre including Beanpole, Mephisto, Sorry We Missed You not free but supports Film Forum filmforum.org Lincoln Center Virtual Cinema streaming Bacurao, The Whistlers, Vitalina Varela, Santiago Italia Bela Tarr’s Satantango coming soon www.filmlinc.org Museum of the Moving Image - streaming mostly the same as Film Forum and Lincoln Center but several Muppet online events coming up www.movingimage.us
	1:10am Franco Twinkie: A friend of mine had a dog named Snoopy, and in some after school bed room drug haze it became Noopy. But you had to say it like a Mexican,with a plaintive lilt in your voice.
	1:11am rich: and now it's time for a second round of huzzahs for olivia who is board opping and watching the glow of a post-tea-and-wine buzz
	1:11am craplivion: some driveins are in bizz
	1:11am mariano: Oooh, so good to know Film Form is streaming! One of the places I miss most in NYC.
	1:11am Mr. Pumpy: Thanks Rich...I'm going to drop a couple of bucks and get into some flickage. I hope they make it as well.
	1:12am Handy Haversack: Huzzah! Olivia! Praise her with great praise!
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: Olivia...big ups! Thank you! Stellar job.
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: Oh shit...this is the encyclopedia setup! Tearing up over here. www.worthpoint.com...
	1:13am mariano: Huzzah for Olivia! Long may she reign!
	1:14am mariano: Wow, haven't seen Mephisto in decades.
	1:14am Franco Twinkie: In honor of Olivia, I made ravioli with a reddish sauce the day before yesterday.
	1:15am chresti: Huzzah for Olivia!
	1:16am coelacanth∅: Yay Olivia!
	👻 1:16am Ken From Hyde Park: I think he prefers the title "Señor Smoke."
	1:17am sinner: Reeeeech.
	1:17am Handy Haversack: Oh yeah, I remember those, Mr. P. The local library had them on the collectible shelf, and I had to be content with checking them out from there. Olivia, Kate and I are reconstructing her favorite pasta dish from our favorite restaurant for quarantine date night tomorrow. We had already said: this one's gonna be worthy of Radio Ravioli!
	1:19am JakeGould: A list of all of Snoopy’s siblings: https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Snoopy%27s_siblings And info on Snoopy’s parents: https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Snoopy%27s_parents
	1:19am coelacanth∅: Franco when i say that out loud, in the best plaintive lilt mexican voice i got, i laugh! and now i shall say it over and over!
	1:19am chresti: I think SM Ken should be called Smokey, from now on.
	1:20am coelacanth∅: Mr.P @1.12 that is beautiful and i want one
	1:20am Handy Haversack: Seconded, chresti!
	1:21am rich: more snoopy: mashable.com...
	1:21am JakeGould: Snoopy’s mom went overseas to visit Spike when he was ill while fighting World War I: “Her first appearance in the comic strip is in the strip from July 26, 1996, in which she travels on a World War I troopship to visit Spike, (in the infantry), who is ill.”
	1:21am coelacanth∅: chresti's onto something
	1:22am Handy Haversack: Like they always say: where there's Ken, there's fire.
	1:26am craplivion: www.centerforhealthsecurity.org... this global shutdown pandemic simulation was made last year
	1:26am rich: would that make matt w. the bandit?
	👻 1:26am Ken From Hyde Park: Peppermint Patty = survives Marcie = succumbs
	1:28am Franco Twinkie: Have you ever tried to make ravioli without a pasta roller? One day Chrestis son and I got this hair brained idea we would try it with just a rolling pin. Ha! Worse than pounding abalone. We had all these totally misshaped and useless pasta straps hanging all over the place. We threw the whole mess in the trash and went and got hamburgers.
	1:29am Mr. Pumpy: coel...the books were great, and yes, the shelf speaks for itself.
	1:29am Mr. Pumpy: sinner in da house! hey, sinner!
	1:31am Mr. Pumpy: rich...you are a font of fun facts on this fine...morning
	1:32am Mr. Pumpy: Ken 'em if ya got 'em
	1:32am rich: for twin peaks fans several issues of wrapped in plastic have found their way to archive.org archive.org...
	1:32am sinner: yo pumps
	1:32am Handy Haversack: @Franco: that's why we make malfata. (When we make it. Tomorrow is just pappardelle.)
	1:34am Mr. Pumpy: Franco...going forward when I do something and it turns out to be a total drag, that is going to be my go to phrase if anyone asks, "Worse than pounding abalone."
	1:34am Handy Haversack: Covering Boss Hogg! No, wait.
	1:36am Mr. Pumpy: I see what ya did there. Well...in the multiverse...what with non-linear temporal movement and...ahhh...fuck it.
	1:37am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...the dice delivery is updated to tomorrow! Huzzah!
	1:39am mariano: Thanks for the WiP link, rich!
	1:39am Franco Twinkie: Mr. Pumpy, I think most people would find that comparison incomprehensible. Try skinning sardines, which really stinks.
	1:41am Handy Haversack: Huzzah! I stopped gaming for years, went to college, was orphaned, moved around, got back to the city, and one thing I managed to hang onto all that time: my dice. Still in the Crown Royal pouch I got when I found my sister's secret liquor stash and said, "Whoa, dice pouch!" Grateful for that. No idea how I hung onto them. But yeah, Franco's right. You're really pounding the abalone with that comparison.
	1:42am Mr. Pumpy: Franco...it's opaqueness is half the charm. Perhaps even 7/8ths!
	1:43am rich: mr p decide for yourself www.youtube.com...
	1:44am Franco Twinkie: Okay, struggle and failure wrapped in mystery.
	1:45am chresti: Thanks for the wonderful show, rich and Olivia! Need to rest my eyeballs, goodnight alla yous!
	1:45am rich: franco that's life
	1:45am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...you're worrying me with the Royal Crown story. Actually...it makes me feel better that you were probably as hammered as I was when we chatted about it a day or two ago!
	1:45am rich: goodnight chresti
	1:45am mariano: 'Night chresti.
	👻 1:46am Ken From Hyde Park: Take care, chresti.
	1:46am Handy Haversack: I sometimes think that YouTube owes a lot of its success to its obscure URLs. It's never youtube.com.horrifying-human-versus-abalone-you-will-be-queasy but youtube.com.9s4U5H_XafM. Night, chresti
	1:46am Mr. Pumpy: I know John Abercrombie was in this band, but nor sure he's on all recordings. No matter...he takes back seat to most of the band even if he is! Great tune, rich!
	1:47am Franco Twinkie: That's what people tell me Rich.
	1:47am Mr. Pumpy: Later chresti
	1:47am Handy Haversack: Ha, Mr. P, I was seven! I completely ignored the liquor and harvested the pouch.
	1:49am Franco Twinkie: I think I will follow Chrestis lead and lay me down. Good night all.
	1:49am Mr. Pumpy: Yeah, bruv. I meant now...not then. I mean recently! I was just busting balls. Remember, I would put them on my dads golf club heads? You told me that's the sack de rigueur on your parts/crowd.
	1:50am rich: goodnight franco
	1:51am mariano: Night Franco.
	👻 1:52am Ken From Hyde Park: See ya, Franco.
	1:53am Handy Haversack: Night, Franco!
	1:53am Mr. Pumpy: I never heard anything off this Beyoncé album. I know people discuss this album a lot, and I think there's a blow for blow movie?
	1:53am Mr. Pumpy: Nice!!!
	1:54am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Mr. P, we were all bouts the Crown Royal! I have now noticed that people sell the pouches -- both at gamer cons and even Brooklyn junk stores. To my adult mind, that's skipping the best part.
	1:56am rich: handy i imagine the sellers of the empty pouches have not skipped the best part
	1:58am Handy Haversack: Rich, I have been told that by sellers.
	1:58am coelacanth∅: gnight chresti and Franco
	2:00am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...pilfering one when you are 7 is way better than buying one in 2020! Even if on happens to be 7 in 2020.
	2:00am Mr. Pumpy: *one
	2:01am Mr. Pumpy: That NIN song was beautiful. I like some the the latter day stuff hey have done. The more instrumental material. I have nothing against NIN...just never really road that wave.
	2:02am rich: GARY LUCAS is playing half hour sets at his apartment in the West village every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday at 3pm EST on Facebook. Different songs on each episode. www.facebook.com... Saturday, April 11 8pm Karl Larson plays Anthony Vine Bearthoven TV Dinners Series www.bearthoven.com... Friday Low on Instagram 4pm every Friday www.instagram.com... Friday 1pm Nightmares on Wax broadcasting live from his studio dothebay.com...
	2:04am Mr. Pumpy: Thanks rich...much appreciated.
	2:04am Handy Haversack: Hey, nice, Rich. Heart-level support to you, Mr. P.
	2:07am Mr. Pumpy: I'm getting teary. Thank you so much, Rich. He was a good fella, and I wish I made it a point to see him more often. However, he was fortunate to be quite busy, like he used to tell me. "I'm a horn player, Gregg. Being home is death." Much love, Wallace!
	2:09am rw: Rich! My daughter just said, "Inflatable Squirrel Carcass. Sounds like a good pool toy."
	2:10am Mr. Pumpy: And thank you, Handy.
	2:11am rich: rw your daughter is right
	2:12am mariano: There's your premium for next year, Rich.
	2:14am rich: mariano i have tried for a very long time to design an inflatable squirrel carcass for various premiums but cute and dead is really difficult. it's got to be more than a couple of x's for eyes
	2:14am Mr. Pumpy: Totally...you don't even need to shark tank that shit...it's a born success! I would like to get a few prototypes worked up. We know it's inflatable, so should I emphasize the squirrel aspect or go full on carcass? 50/50 would be alright, I guess...but let's make a statement!
	2:19am Handy Haversack: Either way, someone's getting something in their hair.
	2:20am Hubig Pie: What is the time signature for a tango ?
	2:21am coelacanth∅: an inflatable squirrel would kind of be a carcass by default -having no guts inside.
	2:21am rich: here's a couple of places for streaming classical music the alex ross updates a couple of times a week and the i care if you listen updates late Sunday or Monday van-us.atavist.com... includes a list of venues offering free access to their video archives www.therestisnoise.com... www.icareifyoulisten.com...
	2:21am Mr. Pumpy: 2/4 3/4 whatever it takes
	2:22am Mr. Pumpy: coel...true. You are starting to sound like corporate talking me out of the blood and matted hair.
	2:23am mariano: Yeah, I can see the challenge with the premium, rich. Wouldn't have to be that cute though would it? Ah, good point coela.
	2:24am Handy Haversack: I think we could rig a live squirrel to inflate. I don't think we should, mind. Who likes whiskey and LIME?
	2:24am Hubig Pie: Pussy Galore !
	2:24am Mr. Pumpy: rich...would you settle on one eye? Bulging perhaps?
	2:24am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...points taken..and ME!
	2:25am Handy Haversack: Pussy Galore can do better.
	2:25am mariano: How have I lived for 51 years without knowing this record existed?
	2:25am coelacanth∅: i'd like it to be cute. cute as anything. and then i'll X it's eyes out.
	2:25am Handy Haversack: WHOA.
	2:26am Mr. Pumpy: That's a shrinker, man...
	2:26am Handy Haversack: This reminds me of when Commentary merged with Dissent ...
	2:27am coelacanth∅: i've never had whiskey with lime, but it sounds like a good idea. too late for tonight though.
	2:27am mariano: Hey, it's Alvy Singer!
	2:28am rich: mr p if it's going to be floating around in a pool i would like one of the eyes hanging out of its head like a small useless rudder
	2:28am Mr. Pumpy: Esméralda...gettin' down with an organ.
	👻 2:29am Ken From Hyde Park: The Macy's Day Parade had a Bulwinkle balloon at one time. If they had a Rocky balloon and you could get it out of their storage, you'd have an epic inflatable squirrel carcass.
	2:29am Mr. Pumpy: rich...yes! It's like you are in my mind!
	2:29am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...I need the large polo mallet
	2:30am Handy Haversack: Small Useless Rudders are always appropriate, whether dead-eye-based or just ... not.
	2:31am Mr. Pumpy: I'm fucking bummed because the Small Useless Rudders show at Elsewhere has been cancelled.
	2:32am Handy Haversack: We Will Recover(TM), Mr. P.
	2:33am coelacanth∅: 1 eye can be the inflation nozzle and the other one a dummy nozzle that just hangs there
	2:34am rich: maybe we can convince david lynch to stop making tiny lamps and concentrate on small useless rudders www.vulture.com...
	2:34am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...yes, what you said. I don't want to retype it lest the litigators come after me for copy=write infringement!
	2:35am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...I like where you are going with that!
	2:35am rich: kfh they should bring back bullwinkle and have a rocky drone buzzing the crowd
	2:35am Mr. Pumpy: rich...give him a call. He's probably up reading a tiny book.
	2:37am coelacanth∅: -and the legit nozzle eye can be pushed in, or left sticking out for a more grotesque look
	2:37am Handy Haversack: Anent: nozzles, Mr. P (and mariano and coela) (hell, and everyone): Health Lenses of the Hyperborean Householder: When the Hyperboreans ruled the land, every sorcerer was a king or queen, ruling with absolute power within their demesnes. The human and beasts that served them were chattel, bred to serve the dark whims of the Hyperboreans and reflect back the unquestioned power that they viewed as their inheritance and right. Even as their decadence waxed and the Green Death began to be known and to kill without regard to race or power, the Hypberborean sorcerers crafted devices of great skill and cruelty to maintain their limpid force. These sets of lenses were devised to protect the households from disease, allowing the Hyperborean rulers to diagnose and cure any affected slave or visitor. Two lenses, one of emerald and one of diamond, are housed in an armature of gold and brass, secured over the wearer’s eyes by straps of daemon leather and the silver-black thews of nightgaunts. Gazing through the smaragdine lens reveals the presence and severity of disease in any creature viewed. The diamondiferous lens effects a cure by means of a disintegration ray with a range of 30'. This power is triggered automatically when any disease is detected by the other lens and is untriggerable by any other known means. It is possible to remove the diamond lens without disabling the emerald, though the procedure is difficult.
	2:38am coelacanth∅: ...(now i'm just imagining the kamikaze fun machine starting)
	2:40am rich: handy i had no idea that smaragdine is a word
	2:42am Handy Haversack: And a good one, Rich. If, you know, you gotta talk about emeralds.
	2:42am mariano: Wow, Handy. Bravo.
	2:43am sinner: I don't understand any of this.
	2:44am Handy Haversack: Thanks, mariano. That's what my game is like.
	2:45am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...nice! I'm really digging the bit of Hyperboreality I have glimpsed.
	2:47am mariano: Neither here nor there, Handy, but it made me think a bit about Mormonism of all things: Joseph Smith is supposed to have translated the golden plates given to him by the angel by looking through two stones or jewels.
	2:48am coelacanth∅: i'm off to see the wizard. Thanks Rich! Thanks Olivia! good night y'all and please take care
	2:49am mariano: Night coela!
	2:49am Handy Haversack: Damn, this set is really good. I feel bad for dropping a whole smaragdine mess in it. But it is a good, good set! @mariano: It's what my game is like in that, well, that's your treasure. What are you gonna do about it? If you're Joseph Smith - smart, I guess you colonize an entire state on it! Night, coela!
	2:50am rich: coel look behind the curtain goodnight
	2:51am Mr. Pumpy: Later, coelacanth∅
	2:51am rich: alright everyone one final round of huzzahs for olivia and her board opping skills
	2:53am Handy Haversack: Oh, holy crap, those three hours went by fast! Olivia: Huzzah! Praise her with great praise! And you, Rich! This was a super show. Thanks so much for making it happen, for being there and doing that.
	2:53am mariano: Huzzah, thrice-honored Olivia!
	2:54am Mr. Pumpy: Huzzah! Olivia...thank you so much.
	👻 2:54am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, rich and board operations director Olivia.
	2:55am Mr. Pumpy: Yes, Rich...this was the good stuff. Thanks
	2:55am rich: and thanks to the entire skeleton crew: olivia, ken, michele, matt, scott, joe, ruth, daisy, and john dalton. and special thanks to the anonymous donor of the home studios whom i hope to be able to thank over the air next week. hopefully smken (or smokey) and i will be able to figure out the problem tomorrow
	2:56am mariano: Nice one, Handy - that would be something to see in an RPG. Thanks so much Rich, great show - stay safe!
	2:58am rich: yes stay safe everyone and have as good a week as you possibly can
	2:59am mariano: Wait, did it just cut out after a motorcycle sound?
	2:59am Handy Haversack: @mariano: My players have been in "the city" for like three months of real time now trying to figure out how to sell a couple of things -- and getting into monkeyshines, of course!

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from April 11, 2020

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Format	Comments	Approx. start time
Älgarnas Trädgård	Two Hours Over Two Blue Mountains with a Cuckoo on Each Side, of the Hours . . . That Is	Framtiden Är Ett Svävande Skepp, Förankrat i Forntiden	Silence			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Paavoharju	Valo Tihkuu Kaiken Lapi	Yhä Hämärää	Fonal			0:12:55 (Pop-up)
Ilyas Ahmed	Behind Our Eyes "Behind Our Eyes" by "Ilyas Ahmed"	The Vertigo of Dawn	Time-Lag			0:16:41 (Pop-up)
OCS	The Remote Viewer "The Remote Viewer" by "OCS"	Memory Of A Cut Off Head	Castle Face			0:20:34 (Pop-up)
Gila	Sundance Chant "Sundance Chant" by "Gila"	Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee	Germanofon			0:25:56 (Pop-up)
Kay Hoffman	Iste Mundus "Iste Mundus" by "Kay Hoffman"	Floret Silva	Robot Records			0:30:05 (Pop-up)
Art Bears	The Hermit "The Hermit" by "Art Bears"	Winter Songs/The World As It Is Today	ReR			0:32:16 (Pop-up)
Laura Cannell & Polly Wright	Marsh Village Psalms	Sing As The Crow Flies	Brawl Records			0:35:04 (Pop-up)
Third Ear Band	Mosaic "Mosaic" by "Third Ear Band"	Alchemy	Drop Out Records			0:37:30 (Pop-up)
Iva Bittová & Pavel Fajt	Ptak "Ptak" by "Iva Bittová & Pavel Fajt"	Svatba	Review Records			0:43:29 (Pop-up)
Xylouris White	Fandomas "Fandomas" by "Xylouris White"	Goats	Other Music Recording Co.			0:48:36 (Pop-up)
Alvaro	Three Trees "Three Trees" by "Alvaro"	Drinkin My Own Sperm	Squeaky Shoes Records			0:52:43 (Pop-up)

Nine Inch Nails	Together "Together" by "Nine Inch Nails"	Ghosts V: Together	The Null Corporation			1:02:56 (Pop-up)
Daniel Avery & Alessandro Cortini	Illusion of Time	Illusion of Time	Mute			1:12:56 (Pop-up)
LEYA	INTP "INTP" by "LEYA"	Flood Dream	NNA Tapes			1:17:10 (Pop-up)
Lostworld Sounds	Broken Unicorn "Broken Unicorn" by "Lostworld Sounds"	Standing Perfectly Still	No Label			1:20:53 (Pop-up)
Jeff Parker (feat. Ruby Parker)	Build A Nest	Suite For Max Brown	International Anthem			1:24:15 (Pop-up)
Avery R. Young	Get To Know A Nina Simone Song	tubman.	FPE Records			1:26:25 (Pop-up)
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings	Your Thing Is A Drag	Naturally	Daptone			1:29:45 (Pop-up)
Ike & Tina Turner	I Idolize You "I Idolize You" by "Ike & Tina Turner"	River Deep – Mountain High	Hip-O Select			1:33:15 (Pop-up)
Billy Ball & The Upsetters	Cissy Strut	Midwest Funk: Funk 45s From Tornado Alley	Jazzman			1:36:52 (Pop-up)
Stark Reality	Roller Coaster Ride	Now	Stones Throw			1:39:15 (Pop-up)
Beyoncé	All Night "All Night" by "Beyoncé"	Lemonade	Parkwood/Columbia			1:47:12 (Pop-up)
Charles Bradley	Changes "Changes" by "Charles Bradley"	Changes	Dunham			1:52:32 (Pop-up)

Hal Willner	Oh Lord, Don't Let Them Drop That Atomic Bomb on Me	Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus	Columbia		w/Greg Cohen, Chuck Leavell, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, Bobby Keyes, The Uptown Horns	2:03:45 (Pop-up)
Los Cumpleaños	Sonrisa "Sonrisa" by "Los Cumpleaños"	Agua	No Label			2:10:29 (Pop-up)
Pugliese	La Yumba "La Yumba" by "Pugliese"	The Tango Lesson	Sony Classical			2:16:37 (Pop-up)
Mira Calix	metamorphosis i "metamorphosis i" by "Mira Calix"		Self-Released		miracalixportal.bleepstores.com	2:19:21 (Pop-up)
Patrick McNee & Honor Blackman	Let's Keep It Friendly		Deram	7"		2:22:24 (Pop-up)
Katie Lee	Shrinker Man "Shrinker Man" by "Katie Lee"	Songs of Couch and Consultation	Commentary Records			2:24:43 (Pop-up)
Alexander Rabbit	Dreams Of My Life	The Hunchback of Notre Dame (The Bells Were My Friends)	Mercury			2:26:05 (Pop-up)
Dantalion's Chariot	Four Firemen "Four Firemen" by "Dantalion's Chariot"	Chariot Rising	Esoteric Recordings			2:28:44 (Pop-up)
Baby Huey	California Dreamin’ "California Dreamin’" by "Baby Huey"	The Baby Huey Story: The Living Legend	Water			2:32:11 (Pop-up)
The Lines	Nerve Pylon "Nerve Pylon" by "The Lines"	Memory Span	Acute Records			2:36:55 (Pop-up)
Wire	Fragile "Fragile" by "Wire"	Pink Flag	Restless Retro			2:40:35 (Pop-up)
Kicking Giant	This Song "This Song" by "Kicking Giant"	Alien I.D.	K			2:41:51 (Pop-up)
Blue Orchids	Work "Work" by "Blue Orchids"		Rough Trade	7"		2:44:15 (Pop-up)
This Heat	S.P.Q.R. "S.P.Q.R." by "This Heat"	Deceit	These Records			2:48:13 (Pop-up)
Mahogany Brain	Wrong Reincarnation	With (Junk-Saucepan) When (Spoon-Trigger)	Mellow Records			2:51:40 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:01am rich: good morning all, here for your eyes: www.esirierheriene-essi.com
	12:01am Handy Haversack: Hi, Rich! Thank you for being here! We are here to pump(!) you(r squirrel carcass) up!
	12:02am olivia: creepy sounds!! hey rich!
	12:03am rich: this week is hopefully the last pre-record. smoke and i tested my setup the other day and he could hear my voice through the microphone, see what i was playing because of the metadata, but could not hear the music i was playing. so tomorrow we are going to be on the phone trying to figure out the problem.
	12:04am JakeGould: Hey Rich! Who is Smoke? Like Slenderman?
	12:04am ParUbi ¤¤¤¤: Hi Rich! Creepy night birds!
	12:04am rich: hi olivia, thanks for board opping. shall we have the first of our communal huzzahs for olivia this evening?
	12:04am Handy Haversack: Very cool paintings. Kate is writing a song about the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island -- we rode it on our first date!
	12:04am mariano: Hi Rich, looking forward to the aural and visual feast, and thanks for manning the fort, Olivia. Hey everyone!
	12:05am Handy Haversack: Huzzah! Olivia! Praise her with great praise! Hey, mariano!
	12:05am olivia: and a one, and a two, and a three, huzzah!
	12:05am Rory: Scandinavian weirdness
	12:05am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Was the CD player plugged in?
	12:05am coelacanth∅: hello rich and Olivia and indefatigable rodent dirigiblings
	12:07am chresti: Hi rich and Olivia! Hi squirrel roundtable.
	12:07am rich: good morning handy, jake, parubi, mariano, rory, coel, jetboy, and the rest of you. jake i am not sure what you are talking about but i did like the way you were able to pull up that bazooka joe comic during daniel's show
	12:07am rich: good morning chresti
	12:07am Rory: Hello everyone
	12:09am coelacanth∅: i just assumed smoke is that monty python character, Smokes Toomuch
	12:09am P-90: Good morning Rich and the People of The Carcass.
	12:09am mariano: I'm afraid I don't get it at all, coela... ;)
	12:10am coelacanth∅: hey Rory, P-90
	12:10am olivia: "the people of the carcass" is a good one
	12:10am mariano: Carcassians? Carcassoids?
	12:10am rich: smoke is supposed to be smken i hate that the comments board at home spellchecks
	12:10am Daniel Blumin: rich! All hail! Olivia, thank you fer handling the board of freeform!!!!!!
	12:10am coelacanth∅: mariano i believe you NOT!
	12:11am mariano: Ohhh... "Smokes too much"!
	12:12am Rory: A smoked carcass fish would hit the spot right about now.
	12:12am Handy Haversack: Oh, SideSHOW Bob! Road Killed?
	12:12am coelacanth∅: "well you better cut down then" "...cut down? i don't get it"
	12:13am northguineahills: Well, that was new to me and AWESOME!!!! Thank you in advance, Rich!
	👻 12:14am Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening, rich and skeletons and carcassians.
	12:14am Handy Haversack: Finnish? This is great.
	12:15am rich: ngh you are welcome i first heard that cut around 1992 on tony coulter's show
	12:15am Photocopy Cha Cha: Paavoharju RULES, in my Top 2 of Finnish bands
	12:15am JakeGould: @rich: Thanks! I am kinda stunned I simply Googled for “Morty Bazooka Joe” and pretty quickly I found two strips that explicitly mention illness and hospitalization. Maybe Mort was onto something?
	12:15am olivia: great start to the show rich! maybe it's a weird combo I have of earl gray tea and wine going but I believe the studio is glowing.
	12:16am rich: red or white?
	12:16am Photocopy Cha Cha: I saw them live in March, when this was still possible..
	12:16am olivia: Red
	12:16am slugluv1313: Mr. Smokes Too Much "well you'd better cut down then!" why is that i can remember those Python skits as if they were yesterday, but can never remember what i have to get at the grocery store???
	12:17am Handy Haversack: Hey, Photocopy Cha Cha! Your active hours are a deep mystery to me! Rich, that drawings page is amazing. Holy crap.
	12:17am coelacanth∅: morte was onto something
	12:18am Photocopy Cha Cha: @12:17 Handy Haversack: my active hours are a deep mystery to me too!
	12:18am rich: pcc which band is the other one of your top 2?
	12:18am Mr. Pumpy: Hello Rich and carcass dirigibles...
	12:19am JakeGould: Speaking of smoking, I have only been on the subway a few times a week for the past 4 weeks because of all of this… And three times I have seen this one homeless guy who has some kind of radio with earbuds, sits down, jams out and is smoking as well. Even cops have seen him and said nothing; I mean nobody is really on the trains, everyone is wearing a mask and the guy is making the best of its all.
	12:19am coelacanth∅: same here slugluv
	12:19am coelacanth∅: hey Mr.P
	12:19am Franco Twinkie: I was knocked out for the last half hour. Things were sounding pretty damn strange in my dream state.
	12:20am Mr. Pumpy: coel...yup yup
	12:20am rich: i did forget to thank someone last week for their pledge from the marathon as i didn't see it until after the show and of course forgot to mention it in my back announcing so i want to thank bill from dublin for his pledge. thank you bill.
	12:21am Photocopy Cha Cha: @12:18 rich: WIGWAM - anything they did from 1968 to 1977 is simply gold. acknowledged by some UK music journalists at the time but mostly ignored by the record-buying masses (and Virgin dropped them arouns 12977 from their roster)
	12:21am JakeGould: Also a fun activity if you are up to it: Despite the subway stations being desolate, there are still some street musicians in the major ones. Playing to few to no people and their music really echos. Very cool thing to experience if you can.
	12:21am Handy Haversack: Hey, Mr. P! I have kept this tab open for two days just waiting to be on at the same time as you so I could toss you the URL. It's ... not gonna be easy. Apologies all around! www.nobleknight.com... @Franco: I had the same but likely differently bizarre experience during Stashu's show!
	12:22am Photocopy Cha Cha: 1977 I meant @12:21 haha, 12977 might never come.
	12:22am mariano: Mmm, harpsichord. Hey Pumps!
	12:23am northguineahills: @Rich: Tony Coulter is a fave dj of mine. For all of our friends out there, Tony djs on Tuesdays at 12 EDT, and plays his extensive private cassette collection he has received of the past three decades. If he can't find the artist, they are not archived. (nice lad w/ great morals)/
	12:24am rich: kfh, mr p, slugluv, franco, ngh welcome
	12:24am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...Handy...howdy. Damn Handy...I'm not good with an abundance of choices! Thanks though.
	12:25am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Mr. P ... it was more a "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" sort of situation. Just to see what's out there.
	12:27am rich: handymandias
	12:27am JakeGould: Wonder how many of the kids in Peanuts would die due to Coronavirus? Maybe one of Snoopy’s brothers and Shermy who nobody cares about.
	12:28am mariano: Brilliant, rich!
	12:28am rich: pigpen has to have respiratory problems
	12:28am craplivion: i bet pigpen the only survivor
	12:29am JakeGould: @rich: True. If it were the Little Rascals pretty much all of them would be exposed at some point.
	12:29am Handy Haversack: Is it because of my wrinkled lip? My sneer of cold command? I have a glandular issue!
	12:30am JakeGould: One of Woodstock’s bird friends might be the first to die because all these viruses somehow come from birds or bats to begin with.
	12:30am Photocopy Cha Cha: never heard Gila before, but this sounded so familiar, and it turned out after a google search there are certain Popol Vuh people involved
	12:31am mariano: There was a Peanuts character called Shermy? Lol, never knew that. Sherm is oldschool slang for weed + angel dust. Linus would be high-risk too though, right? Always has his hand in his face, carrying around that dirty old blanket.
	12:31am Mr. Pumpy: Cool stuff, HH. I'm digging the Acid Mist...but Ca$h Monet is bangin'! My deliver day for the lbs. o dice was moved up to Sunday. If I somehow get them tomorrrow I'm goign to roll up a character. A phone call may be in order, either way...if'n ya have the time tomorrow. I have some questions.
	12:31am Franco Twinkie: Jake, speaking of Peanuts, did you ever see that comic Peanuts Underground where Charlie Brown, Pigpen, Lucy and Snoopy were The VU?
	12:32am chresti: Dice are used in bone readings.
	12:32am Handy Haversack: I was thinking it sounds so ... poppy for the album title! That OCS track was fantastic, too. Rich, I'm in. Let's blow this thing up! @Mr. P: I'm planning some yard work like 12-3 but otherwise am totally up for a call!
	12:32am JakeGould: They would all catch it at one of their dances. And the news of the deaths would be revealed initially at the wall. Lucy would be overwhelmed with “Psychiatric Help” and shut down.
	12:32am Handy Haversack: @Franco: I know what you are talking about, yeah!
	12:33am JakeGould: Snoopy would be the great field doctor setting up medical tents near his doghouse.
	12:33am coelacanth∅: ngh Tony has said the main reason tape hiss episodes are not archived is because he plays the tapes in their entirety. (so no incentive to buy their stuff if we can listen to the whole release in an archive) so yeah -even if he can track them down... as you say, a man of morals.
	12:34am rich: and then there's this: www.forcesofgeek.com...
	12:35am Franco Twinkie: Mariano, in my drug saturated part of the world, a Sherm was a Nate Sherman cigarette that had been 'dipped'.
	12:35am JakeGould: @coelacanth∅: But in many cases it’s a big “What if?” if someone gets played and hears themselves and are cool with archiving, they might do something. Many tapes are long forgotten projects. And many of those artists just post MP3 audio for free (just donation) on Bandcamp.
	12:37am mariano: Interesting, Franco - guessing that's where the term comes from?
	12:37am Mr. Pumpy: I think Pigpen would survive almost any disease. He's the canary in the Peanuts' coal mine. That mofo has antibodies for days. Schroeder, on the other hand, while he may not get COVID-19, he's bound to have any number of potential STDs due to Sally rubbing her bare ass all over his piano keys when he's not looking. Perpetual conjunctivitis at the very least!
	12:38am Handy Haversack: Gah, Rich! The download link seems to be empty now. Ah, well. Will poke around. Maybe get Clay some Sanka.
	12:40am JakeGould: One of my fave comic roastings is “Brooklyn loves C3PO.” Only 20 of them were made and — at one point in my life — I owned one of the 20… But it got lost in the shuffle of life. Check out the scans here… The basic concept was “What if C3P0 just lived in Brooklyn…” wowcool.com...
	12:40am coelacanth∅: Jake yeah for sure. but that's Tony's choice. he just wants to give the artists the same respect that artists on big labels get ...are forced to get! whole albums are not allowed.
	12:41am JakeGould: My fave one of them is the one on the right here: wowcool.com...
	12:41am coelacanth∅: haha Mr.P not sally...isn't it that bitch, violet?!
	12:42am Mr. Pumpy: Rich...I'll read that latr, but "It all started at Fat Jack’s." is a strong hook! I'll have to share that with my students. I need to know so much more after six words!
	12:42am J: greetings from Mt Shasta
	12:43am coelacanth∅: and i agree pigpen has the strongest immune system.
	12:44am JakeGould: Maybe the Little Red-Haired Girl could get it and die and Charlie Brown would be cursed to wander the Earth wondering what might have been?
	12:45am coelacanth∅: ...oh it's lucy who likes schroeder.
	12:45am Mr. Pumpy: Coel...come to think of it I think it's Lucy, in which case he's lucky to be alive. She dirty! Although being he strokes a mean 88, he's probably got every little cartoon Betty up on his Jimmy! He may even be Pigpen's father.
	12:45am Dean: I've heard Fajt and Bittova, but not together, at Victoriaville, now many years ago.
	12:46am coelacanth∅: hahaha!
	12:47am Handy Haversack: Canon: Schroeder is Pigpen's father.
	12:47am coelacanth∅: ...i hated lucy and violet when i was little. poor charlie brown! they sucked!
	12:48am rich: charlie brown and linus in waiting for godot
	12:48am Mr. Pumpy: I am Pen of Pig, son of Schroeder, bastard of Lucy and I'm here to serve you m'lord!
	12:49am chresti: Yeah, Lucy was a bitch.
	12:49am Mr. Pumpy: Ha! Rich...that would be something. Another attention grabber I need answers to!
	12:49am coelacanth∅: rich -good grief.
	12:50am Handy Haversack: Transitive property: Godot is either the Great Pumpkin or a football.
	12:50am rich: the great pumpkin. the football is rosebud
	12:51am Handy Haversack: Heard, Rich! I guess it's a testament to how deep Shulz's work actually cuts that it can take all this and still be like, what else you got?
	12:52am coelacanth∅: Franz Kafka is reading this comment board and will go back in time to write what we will read before this comment board exists.
	12:52am Franco Twinkie: As kids we all adopted a Peanuts name for our street baseball games. The kid across the street became Pigpen. When his father found out, he insisted his son have a more dignified name. "Dad, it's a cartoon character!" the kid pleaded. To no avail, his father said "I don't care, you're not going to be Slop Bucket!" And that was that. Poor kid.
	12:53am coelacanth∅: haha my father would've laughed like hell!
	12:53am Handy Haversack: "You suck, Slop Bucket!" Ouch. Yeah, that's not what you want.
	12:54am Mr. Pumpy: Handy, that is a strong case, but I see Snoopy's wanderin' cousin Spike in here somewhere. And I ain't talking about shoehorning him in either...the work screams for him. Ahh...never mind. I was quite emphatic about it, but I think he'd be better in Endgame. Or...or...Spike's Last Tape?
	12:55am Franco Twinkie: ."....and on organ and vocals, Slop Bucket."
	12:55am ?: yes
	12:55am Handy Haversack: I thought ... there was no real Spike. Just a decentering of the self through Snoopy?
	12:56am Slop Bucket: Hey!
	12:56am Handy Haversack: It's Rich!
	12:56am Mr. Pumpy: Alone Again Or in the background...? I hear something faintly.
	12:56am coelacanth∅: right, i wondered if spike was just snoopy's alter ego
	12:57am Mr. Pumpy: Franco...ha! Slop Bucket left us too soon.
	12:58am Handy Haversack: I've had dogs all my life ... and never known one's cousin.
	12:58am coelacanth∅: i mean, he looked like snoopy with a hat. ...oh i get it..."they all look the same"
	12:58am Mr. Pumpy: Rich...I have to hand it to you, to say the sentence, "That's from drinking my own sperm." without skipping a beat...that's a professional, right there! Bravo! BRAVO!
	12:59am chresti: A helicopter dad, protecting his son from lowly comic character names.
	1:00am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...yes, spike can fit in with many existential pieces. Kant may ask, "Can Spike exist with no a priori knowledge of Snoopy?" It's a mindfuck.
	1:01am rw: I kind of wanted to name my son Spike. My wife wouldn't have it. She may have been right.
	1:01am rich: here's some livestreams with urls over the next few days: Experimental Sound Studio ess.org... The Quarantine Concerts Saturday, April 11 7pm (Chicago time) starts 7:30 Angel Bat Dawid & Isaiah Collier Saturday, April 18 Corbett vs. Dempsey presents Sequesterfest Vol. 2 2pm (Chicago time) Thurston Moore, Susana Santos Silva, Torbjorn Zetterberg, Ab Baars and Ig Henneman, Mats Gustafsson, Zeena Parkins, Moreno Veloso Saturday 6pm Angel Olsen: Still At Home - An Evening of Songs on Piano and Guitar - proceeds go to MusicCares COVID-19 Relief Fund and Angel’s band members and crew for wages lost due to COVID-19 angelolsen.veeps.com... Saturday 8 At Home with Farm Aid - at home performances from Willie Nelson, his sons Lukas and Micah, John Mellencamp, Neil Young, and Dave Matthews www.farmaid.org... Saturday 5pm Noisey Night In - fundraiser for Sweet Relief Musicians Fund w/Margo Price, Twin Peaks, Anna Burch, Black Lips, Nothing, Open Mike Eagle www.youtube.com... Saturday 9 RZA & DJ Premier Instagram Battle Livestream do312.com... Saturday 3 Meg Memes Fest w/ Soccer Mommy, Snail Mail live.axs.com... Monday April 13 The Jazz Gallery 5pm Happy Hour with Peter Evans $15 only 10 people www.jazzgallery.org Baby’s All Right www.letswatchbabytv.online... Sunday 1:30 Daniel Bachman
	1:02am coelacanth∅: what if your kid was charlie brown? the universal loser; pitied, mocked, taken advantage of, sadly trying to understand why people suck so much...
	1:03am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Dad, WHAT IF?
	1:03am Mr. Pumpy: Coel...I'd just think maybe he'd get it out of the way sooner than later and be a demigod in his late thirties.
	1:05am Handy Haversack: (Sorry! I think the point is that, really, everyone's kid is Charlie Brown, at least at some level.) Did anyone else have Peanuts sheets? My sheets as a child featured Charlie Brown saying "I feel the need to have the feeling that it's good to be alive."
	1:05am Dean: Thanks for the Daniel Bachman tip. A real talent, that guy. NIN, on the other hand...
	1:05am coelacanth∅: hey rw! a partner & myself once decided if we had a boy he'd be called "Trane". i never intended to have children with this woman, fortunately.
	1:05am Mr. Pumpy: I mentioned it the other night, but it was busy on here...and late, so I'll mention it again. Temporary Residence is giving a free album download a day for the rest of April on Bandcamp. Today is the third MONO album. temporaryresidence.bandcamp.com
	1:07am rich: thanks mr. p
	1:07am coelacanth∅: we had all kinds of peanuts paraphernalia but no peanuts sheets.
	1:07am rw: coelacanth! Trane. Quite a name to live up to.
	1:08am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...no to the sheets. I did however have this series of encyclopedias that were ala the Peanuts. Eventually they came out with a little plastic bookshelf that housed them all and it was a version of Snoopy's house. Kind of.
	1:08am Handy Haversack: I don't know that band at all, Mr. P. But looks like I'm a-gonna.
	1:08am Mr. Pumpy: rich, but of course!
	1:08am Mr. Pumpy: Check 'em out. Oh shit...I mentioned a shelf again!
	1:09am coelacanth∅: i considered myself charlie brown, and my brother was some mixture of schroeder and a male version of lucy.
	1:10am rich: so three movie theaters in new york (there may be more) are streaming films they would have been showing. they're not free but they're all theaters i hope are still viable when this is over. Film Forum Virtual Cinema streaming a whole bunch of movies that would have been playing at the theatre including Beanpole, Mephisto, Sorry We Missed You not free but supports Film Forum filmforum.org Lincoln Center Virtual Cinema streaming Bacurao, The Whistlers, Vitalina Varela, Santiago Italia Bela Tarr’s Satantango coming soon www.filmlinc.org Museum of the Moving Image - streaming mostly the same as Film Forum and Lincoln Center but several Muppet online events coming up www.movingimage.us
	1:10am Franco Twinkie: A friend of mine had a dog named Snoopy, and in some after school bed room drug haze it became Noopy. But you had to say it like a Mexican,with a plaintive lilt in your voice.
	1:11am rich: and now it's time for a second round of huzzahs for olivia who is board opping and watching the glow of a post-tea-and-wine buzz
	1:11am craplivion: some driveins are in bizz
	1:11am mariano: Oooh, so good to know Film Form is streaming! One of the places I miss most in NYC.
	1:11am Mr. Pumpy: Thanks Rich...I'm going to drop a couple of bucks and get into some flickage. I hope they make it as well.
	1:12am Handy Haversack: Huzzah! Olivia! Praise her with great praise!
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: Olivia...big ups! Thank you! Stellar job.
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: Oh shit...this is the encyclopedia setup! Tearing up over here. www.worthpoint.com...
	1:13am mariano: Huzzah for Olivia! Long may she reign!
	1:14am mariano: Wow, haven't seen Mephisto in decades.
	1:14am Franco Twinkie: In honor of Olivia, I made ravioli with a reddish sauce the day before yesterday.
	1:15am chresti: Huzzah for Olivia!
	1:16am coelacanth∅: Yay Olivia!
	👻 1:16am Ken From Hyde Park: I think he prefers the title "Señor Smoke."
	1:17am sinner: Reeeeech.
	1:17am Handy Haversack: Oh yeah, I remember those, Mr. P. The local library had them on the collectible shelf, and I had to be content with checking them out from there. Olivia, Kate and I are reconstructing her favorite pasta dish from our favorite restaurant for quarantine date night tomorrow. We had already said: this one's gonna be worthy of Radio Ravioli!
	1:19am JakeGould: A list of all of Snoopy’s siblings: https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Snoopy%27s_siblings And info on Snoopy’s parents: https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Snoopy%27s_parents
	1:19am coelacanth∅: Franco when i say that out loud, in the best plaintive lilt mexican voice i got, i laugh! and now i shall say it over and over!
	1:19am chresti: I think SM Ken should be called Smokey, from now on.
	1:20am coelacanth∅: Mr.P @1.12 that is beautiful and i want one
	1:20am Handy Haversack: Seconded, chresti!
	1:21am rich: more snoopy: mashable.com...
	1:21am JakeGould: Snoopy’s mom went overseas to visit Spike when he was ill while fighting World War I: “Her first appearance in the comic strip is in the strip from July 26, 1996, in which she travels on a World War I troopship to visit Spike, (in the infantry), who is ill.”
	1:21am coelacanth∅: chresti's onto something
	1:22am Handy Haversack: Like they always say: where there's Ken, there's fire.
	1:26am craplivion: www.centerforhealthsecurity.org... this global shutdown pandemic simulation was made last year
	1:26am rich: would that make matt w. the bandit?
	👻 1:26am Ken From Hyde Park: Peppermint Patty = survives Marcie = succumbs
	1:28am Franco Twinkie: Have you ever tried to make ravioli without a pasta roller? One day Chrestis son and I got this hair brained idea we would try it with just a rolling pin. Ha! Worse than pounding abalone. We had all these totally misshaped and useless pasta straps hanging all over the place. We threw the whole mess in the trash and went and got hamburgers.
	1:29am Mr. Pumpy: coel...the books were great, and yes, the shelf speaks for itself.
	1:29am Mr. Pumpy: sinner in da house! hey, sinner!
	1:31am Mr. Pumpy: rich...you are a font of fun facts on this fine...morning
	1:32am Mr. Pumpy: Ken 'em if ya got 'em
	1:32am rich: for twin peaks fans several issues of wrapped in plastic have found their way to archive.org archive.org...
	1:32am sinner: yo pumps
	1:32am Handy Haversack: @Franco: that's why we make malfata. (When we make it. Tomorrow is just pappardelle.)
	1:34am Mr. Pumpy: Franco...going forward when I do something and it turns out to be a total drag, that is going to be my go to phrase if anyone asks, "Worse than pounding abalone."
	1:34am Handy Haversack: Covering Boss Hogg! No, wait.
	1:36am Mr. Pumpy: I see what ya did there. Well...in the multiverse...what with non-linear temporal movement and...ahhh...fuck it.
	1:37am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...the dice delivery is updated to tomorrow! Huzzah!
	1:39am mariano: Thanks for the WiP link, rich!
	1:39am Franco Twinkie: Mr. Pumpy, I think most people would find that comparison incomprehensible. Try skinning sardines, which really stinks.
	1:41am Handy Haversack: Huzzah! I stopped gaming for years, went to college, was orphaned, moved around, got back to the city, and one thing I managed to hang onto all that time: my dice. Still in the Crown Royal pouch I got when I found my sister's secret liquor stash and said, "Whoa, dice pouch!" Grateful for that. No idea how I hung onto them. But yeah, Franco's right. You're really pounding the abalone with that comparison.
	1:42am Mr. Pumpy: Franco...it's opaqueness is half the charm. Perhaps even 7/8ths!
	1:43am rich: mr p decide for yourself www.youtube.com...
	1:44am Franco Twinkie: Okay, struggle and failure wrapped in mystery.
	1:45am chresti: Thanks for the wonderful show, rich and Olivia! Need to rest my eyeballs, goodnight alla yous!
	1:45am rich: franco that's life
	1:45am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...you're worrying me with the Royal Crown story. Actually...it makes me feel better that you were probably as hammered as I was when we chatted about it a day or two ago!
	1:45am rich: goodnight chresti
	1:45am mariano: 'Night chresti.
	👻 1:46am Ken From Hyde Park: Take care, chresti.
	1:46am Handy Haversack: I sometimes think that YouTube owes a lot of its success to its obscure URLs. It's never youtube.com.horrifying-human-versus-abalone-you-will-be-queasy but youtube.com.9s4U5H_XafM. Night, chresti
	1:46am Mr. Pumpy: I know John Abercrombie was in this band, but nor sure he's on all recordings. No matter...he takes back seat to most of the band even if he is! Great tune, rich!
	1:47am Franco Twinkie: That's what people tell me Rich.
	1:47am Mr. Pumpy: Later chresti
	1:47am Handy Haversack: Ha, Mr. P, I was seven! I completely ignored the liquor and harvested the pouch.
	1:49am Franco Twinkie: I think I will follow Chrestis lead and lay me down. Good night all.
	1:49am Mr. Pumpy: Yeah, bruv. I meant now...not then. I mean recently! I was just busting balls. Remember, I would put them on my dads golf club heads? You told me that's the sack de rigueur on your parts/crowd.
	1:50am rich: goodnight franco
	1:51am mariano: Night Franco.
	👻 1:52am Ken From Hyde Park: See ya, Franco.
	1:53am Handy Haversack: Night, Franco!
	1:53am Mr. Pumpy: I never heard anything off this Beyoncé album. I know people discuss this album a lot, and I think there's a blow for blow movie?
	1:53am Mr. Pumpy: Nice!!!
	1:54am Handy Haversack: Yeah, Mr. P, we were all bouts the Crown Royal! I have now noticed that people sell the pouches -- both at gamer cons and even Brooklyn junk stores. To my adult mind, that's skipping the best part.
	1:56am rich: handy i imagine the sellers of the empty pouches have not skipped the best part
	1:58am Handy Haversack: Rich, I have been told that by sellers.
	1:58am coelacanth∅: gnight chresti and Franco
	2:00am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...pilfering one when you are 7 is way better than buying one in 2020! Even if on happens to be 7 in 2020.
	2:00am Mr. Pumpy: *one
	2:01am Mr. Pumpy: That NIN song was beautiful. I like some the the latter day stuff hey have done. The more instrumental material. I have nothing against NIN...just never really road that wave.
	2:02am rich: GARY LUCAS is playing half hour sets at his apartment in the West village every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday at 3pm EST on Facebook. Different songs on each episode. www.facebook.com... Saturday, April 11 8pm Karl Larson plays Anthony Vine Bearthoven TV Dinners Series www.bearthoven.com... Friday Low on Instagram 4pm every Friday www.instagram.com... Friday 1pm Nightmares on Wax broadcasting live from his studio dothebay.com...
	2:04am Mr. Pumpy: Thanks rich...much appreciated.
	2:04am Handy Haversack: Hey, nice, Rich. Heart-level support to you, Mr. P.
	2:07am Mr. Pumpy: I'm getting teary. Thank you so much, Rich. He was a good fella, and I wish I made it a point to see him more often. However, he was fortunate to be quite busy, like he used to tell me. "I'm a horn player, Gregg. Being home is death." Much love, Wallace!
	2:09am rw: Rich! My daughter just said, "Inflatable Squirrel Carcass. Sounds like a good pool toy."
	2:10am Mr. Pumpy: And thank you, Handy.
	2:11am rich: rw your daughter is right
	2:12am mariano: There's your premium for next year, Rich.
	2:14am rich: mariano i have tried for a very long time to design an inflatable squirrel carcass for various premiums but cute and dead is really difficult. it's got to be more than a couple of x's for eyes
	2:14am Mr. Pumpy: Totally...you don't even need to shark tank that shit...it's a born success! I would like to get a few prototypes worked up. We know it's inflatable, so should I emphasize the squirrel aspect or go full on carcass? 50/50 would be alright, I guess...but let's make a statement!
	2:19am Handy Haversack: Either way, someone's getting something in their hair.
	2:20am Hubig Pie: What is the time signature for a tango ?
	2:21am coelacanth∅: an inflatable squirrel would kind of be a carcass by default -having no guts inside.
	2:21am rich: here's a couple of places for streaming classical music the alex ross updates a couple of times a week and the i care if you listen updates late Sunday or Monday van-us.atavist.com... includes a list of venues offering free access to their video archives www.therestisnoise.com... www.icareifyoulisten.com...
	2:21am Mr. Pumpy: 2/4 3/4 whatever it takes
	2:22am Mr. Pumpy: coel...true. You are starting to sound like corporate talking me out of the blood and matted hair.
	2:23am mariano: Yeah, I can see the challenge with the premium, rich. Wouldn't have to be that cute though would it? Ah, good point coela.
	2:24am Handy Haversack: I think we could rig a live squirrel to inflate. I don't think we should, mind. Who likes whiskey and LIME?
	2:24am Hubig Pie: Pussy Galore !
	2:24am Mr. Pumpy: rich...would you settle on one eye? Bulging perhaps?
	2:24am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...points taken..and ME!
	2:25am Handy Haversack: Pussy Galore can do better.
	2:25am mariano: How have I lived for 51 years without knowing this record existed?
	2:25am coelacanth∅: i'd like it to be cute. cute as anything. and then i'll X it's eyes out.
	2:25am Handy Haversack: WHOA.
	2:26am Mr. Pumpy: That's a shrinker, man...
	2:26am Handy Haversack: This reminds me of when Commentary merged with Dissent ...
	2:27am coelacanth∅: i've never had whiskey with lime, but it sounds like a good idea. too late for tonight though.
	2:27am mariano: Hey, it's Alvy Singer!
	2:28am rich: mr p if it's going to be floating around in a pool i would like one of the eyes hanging out of its head like a small useless rudder
	2:28am Mr. Pumpy: Esméralda...gettin' down with an organ.
	👻 2:29am Ken From Hyde Park: The Macy's Day Parade had a Bulwinkle balloon at one time. If they had a Rocky balloon and you could get it out of their storage, you'd have an epic inflatable squirrel carcass.
	2:29am Mr. Pumpy: rich...yes! It's like you are in my mind!
	2:29am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...I need the large polo mallet
	2:30am Handy Haversack: Small Useless Rudders are always appropriate, whether dead-eye-based or just ... not.
	2:31am Mr. Pumpy: I'm fucking bummed because the Small Useless Rudders show at Elsewhere has been cancelled.
	2:32am Handy Haversack: We Will Recover(TM), Mr. P.
	2:33am coelacanth∅: 1 eye can be the inflation nozzle and the other one a dummy nozzle that just hangs there
	2:34am rich: maybe we can convince david lynch to stop making tiny lamps and concentrate on small useless rudders www.vulture.com...
	2:34am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...yes, what you said. I don't want to retype it lest the litigators come after me for copy=write infringement!
	2:35am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...I like where you are going with that!
	2:35am rich: kfh they should bring back bullwinkle and have a rocky drone buzzing the crowd
	2:35am Mr. Pumpy: rich...give him a call. He's probably up reading a tiny book.
	2:37am coelacanth∅: -and the legit nozzle eye can be pushed in, or left sticking out for a more grotesque look
	2:37am Handy Haversack: Anent: nozzles, Mr. P (and mariano and coela) (hell, and everyone): Health Lenses of the Hyperborean Householder: When the Hyperboreans ruled the land, every sorcerer was a king or queen, ruling with absolute power within their demesnes. The human and beasts that served them were chattel, bred to serve the dark whims of the Hyperboreans and reflect back the unquestioned power that they viewed as their inheritance and right. Even as their decadence waxed and the Green Death began to be known and to kill without regard to race or power, the Hypberborean sorcerers crafted devices of great skill and cruelty to maintain their limpid force. These sets of lenses were devised to protect the households from disease, allowing the Hyperborean rulers to diagnose and cure any affected slave or visitor. Two lenses, one of emerald and one of diamond, are housed in an armature of gold and brass, secured over the wearer’s eyes by straps of daemon leather and the silver-black thews of nightgaunts. Gazing through the smaragdine lens reveals the presence and severity of disease in any creature viewed. The diamondiferous lens effects a cure by means of a disintegration ray with a range of 30'. This power is triggered automatically when any disease is detected by the other lens and is untriggerable by any other known means. It is possible to remove the diamond lens without disabling the emerald, though the procedure is difficult.
	2:38am coelacanth∅: ...(now i'm just imagining the kamikaze fun machine starting)
	2:40am rich: handy i had no idea that smaragdine is a word
	2:42am Handy Haversack: And a good one, Rich. If, you know, you gotta talk about emeralds.
	2:42am mariano: Wow, Handy. Bravo.
	2:43am sinner: I don't understand any of this.
	2:44am Handy Haversack: Thanks, mariano. That's what my game is like.
	2:45am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...nice! I'm really digging the bit of Hyperboreality I have glimpsed.
	2:47am mariano: Neither here nor there, Handy, but it made me think a bit about Mormonism of all things: Joseph Smith is supposed to have translated the golden plates given to him by the angel by looking through two stones or jewels.
	2:48am coelacanth∅: i'm off to see the wizard. Thanks Rich! Thanks Olivia! good night y'all and please take care
	2:49am mariano: Night coela!
	2:49am Handy Haversack: Damn, this set is really good. I feel bad for dropping a whole smaragdine mess in it. But it is a good, good set! @mariano: It's what my game is like in that, well, that's your treasure. What are you gonna do about it? If you're Joseph Smith - smart, I guess you colonize an entire state on it! Night, coela!
	2:50am rich: coel look behind the curtain goodnight
	2:51am Mr. Pumpy: Later, coelacanth∅
	2:51am rich: alright everyone one final round of huzzahs for olivia and her board opping skills
	2:53am Handy Haversack: Oh, holy crap, those three hours went by fast! Olivia: Huzzah! Praise her with great praise! And you, Rich! This was a super show. Thanks so much for making it happen, for being there and doing that.
	2:53am mariano: Huzzah, thrice-honored Olivia!
	2:54am Mr. Pumpy: Huzzah! Olivia...thank you so much.
	👻 2:54am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, rich and board operations director Olivia.
	2:55am Mr. Pumpy: Yes, Rich...this was the good stuff. Thanks
	2:55am rich: and thanks to the entire skeleton crew: olivia, ken, michele, matt, scott, joe, ruth, daisy, and john dalton. and special thanks to the anonymous donor of the home studios whom i hope to be able to thank over the air next week. hopefully smken (or smokey) and i will be able to figure out the problem tomorrow
	2:56am mariano: Nice one, Handy - that would be something to see in an RPG. Thanks so much Rich, great show - stay safe!
	2:58am rich: yes stay safe everyone and have as good a week as you possibly can
	2:59am mariano: Wait, did it just cut out after a motorcycle sound?
	2:59am Handy Haversack: @mariano: My players have been in "the city" for like three months of real time now trying to figure out how to sell a couple of things -- and getting into monkeyshines, of course!

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