Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 9, 2013 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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kat330:

Hey, Ken and all to come!
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Philo Gristle:

So this is the Swedish edition of the show, eh? Hello!
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kat330:

Love the "Sven" for all our Scandinavian listeners.
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Matt from Springfield:

Hi Ken! Hi Jazz-Chops Andy! Hi Sven! Sven?

And hi everybody else! Everybody clap!
Avatar 6:05pm
kat330:

Hi, Matt! Say, folks to the east of us, we topped out at 60-degrees today, so "Listen to the Warm" tomorrow or shortly thereafter.
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Matt from Springfield:

Ah, like "svenska"! So Sven is Swedish for Swede, never thought about it like that before, thanks!

Hi kat, Philo!
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G:

Andy's N.Y. resolution is never to be pinned down on a N.Y. resolution commitment
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Matt from Springfield:

It's been a warm 50°F here lately, a 10° jump from last week.
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Philo Gristle:

Hiya Matt! Actually a common Swedish first name. I think the correct usage for the nationality is Svensk or Svenska. Either way could be a Svensational show!
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Matt from Springfield:

You can't trust Andy to do anything except collect Monk residuals. And even then you need to hire an agent to do that!
Avatar 6:08pm
kat330:

Speaking of household chores, I'll be in the kitchen for the next few. [Philo keeps cracking the whip. I'm just a kitchen drudge.]
  6:08pm
Pining for the Fjords:

Hello Sweden!
  6:08pm
Dan B From Upstate:

another of andy's trash can stories?
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G:

Sven and Andy? Is that a John Kricfalusi hommage?
  6:09pm
Nick the Bard:

There needs to be more space at the phone desk, I'm getting all mixed up with these mice.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Philo: Svensational™, that earns one of these! :)
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Philo Gristle:

Yep, I'm the whip-per-snapper. But it might be whip-per-tilapia today.
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G:

Many listeners are more familiar with lie down comedy, aka therapy.
  6:10pm
Pining for the Fjords:

@ NtB: Simplify Man.
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G:

The Speaker of the House is funny when he's crying. Which is a lot.
  6:11pm
Nick the Bard:

Yeh well, I have my laptop and the phone desk comp here, so, yeh. I need to keep my head a mess it seems.
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Matt from Springfield:

@G: Where only the therapist is laughing. And you have to pay them for the privilege! How cruel are those people?! :)
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Matt from Springfield:

Wow, creepy and ironic headline!
  6:13pm
Pining for the Fjords:

"Soft-spoken Widow"
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TV series Monk:

With this world we're in, the show just writes itself!
  6:14pm
hamburger:

widow's piano teacher also agreed!
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G:

Monk would solve this case in a few minutes, if he could just stop checking the burners on the stove.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

Hey 'burger!
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kat330:

That Andy's got Monk like detective instincts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Matt from Springfield:

The hypnotist created some pretty good Ken-hecklers last year.
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Philo Gristle:

Thanks, Matt! Semi-attached to a plate here.
  6:17pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Would Ken give up station managing for the lucrative stand up comedy world?
  6:17pm
hamburger:

hey yo! - glad to hear the first 7sd of the year
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G:

@hburger: It's all downhill from here people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

Bring Robert into the club! He can heckle by taking offense to various Andy jokes, and you can rehearse your responses to him.
Avatar 6:18pm
kat330:

Ken doesn't sound as under the weather as he did this morning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

Due to his young son's sudden, tragic death, Eric Clapton retitled his tribute song, from the original "Grandmother Rapes In Heaven"... :P
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
G:

Moribund air?
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kat330:

It also makes him yell louder.
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G:

At least Andy isn't smacking on gum.
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Matt from Springfield:

Ask Andy if he knows of ANY of those people!!
  6:21pm
hamburger:

oh how 7SD is my secret joy... can't tell anyone the next day, 'and then in the show, the host said how much fun it was to turn his headphones up!' :|
Avatar 6:21pm
kat330:

Maybe it could be the "Ken and Sven" show from now on.
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Matt from Springfield:

Wait..on the one hand, Andy stole that line about "Connie Francis records" from Irwin's show right before this! But..that means Andy listens to WFMU!! Logical conflict....
  6:23pm
Danne D:

Hi folks :)
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kat330:

That *was* VERY funny, Andy!
  6:23pm
Danne D:

@M_f_S that probably means he heard it in the kitchen before the show
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Matt from Springfield:

Hi Danne! :)
  6:24pm
PMD:

And it is indeed true that Andy cannot tell a joke. He becomes robo-joketeller.
Avatar 6:24pm
kat330:

I'd suggest it's time to move on from "the boiler bits."
  6:25pm
hamburger:

ouuu... Ken trying to be funny is a bit sad :)

hey Danne
  6:25pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Danne D! I had fun chatting with you on NYE.
  6:25pm
Danne D:

"Imagine there's no K-Rock...it's easy if you try"
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Philo Gristle:

Wasn't Rodney on KROQ??
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: But they're so intriguing! Maybe better for a 4-hour "one man show" down the road.
  6:26pm
John McCabe in L.A.:

I can't figure out this topic
  6:27pm
Danne D:

Bigot Boiler Ambush :)
  6:27pm
Danne D:

hamburger :)
  6:27pm
common:

philo...i think so
  6:27pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Someone yell out their favorite boiler!
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G:

Topic??
Avatar 6:29pm
kat330:

Beth allows him to take out / bring in the trash? Well, then he's good for something around the house.
  6:29pm
Nick the Bard:

Hot to Trot is AMAZING. I should hang up on Hunter right now >:|
  6:29pm
cklequ:

Slant/Fin!
Avatar 6:30pm
Philo Gristle:

@common I was thinking Rodney was LA and figured Ken was referencing a NYC station.... but the show was Rodney on the ROQ. MAYOR OF SUNSET STRIP is a sad & terrific little film.
Avatar 6:30pm
kat330:

Yeah, Ken, talk about your fave DJ, Bryce.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

The Record Fair is natural to Andy. He pretended to act unnatural in the Record Fair environment at least twice before.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Matt from Springfield:

Now I'm going to rent/stream "Sgt. Bilko" (c. 1995) to spot Andy humor...
  6:31pm
Pining for the Fjords:

Rodney Bingenheimer - He was in Rock and Roll High School.
Avatar 6:32pm
kat330:

Not a soup Nazi but a record Nazi.
Avatar 6:33pm
Philo Gristle:

One of the guys from Canned Heat was rumored to be doing exactly that in the early 70s.... buying a rare record, and scratching any other copies he found...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

Not true. Though the silly French accent will get you very far in business, it won't do everything.
Avatar 6:33pm
kat330:

Make sure one of your planted hecklers is in that seat!
Avatar 6:34pm
Philo Gristle:

I learned about Rodney and Vin Scelsa and Alan Freed from the Ramones....
  6:34pm
common:

yea...this will be good.
  6:34pm
Pining for the Fjords:

I learned a lot from the Ramones.
  6:35pm
PMD:

I thought Andy didn't want to have anything to do with the man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

LOL, this dialogue itself is very good :)
Avatar 6:35pm
kat330:

Andy, why do you have such a need to fit in? That behavior doesn't fit in with your abrasive personality. ;)
  6:36pm
Danne D:

Should have a worst smelling record buyer contest ;)
  6:36pm
Pining for the Fjords:

Is Andy on pain killers?
  6:36pm
Danne D:

Note to self - talk about sports with Andy next time I see him.
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Matt from Springfield:

SHOW THE MAP AS A POWERPOINT!! It will keep the audience at the edge of their seats!!!
;)
  6:37pm
northguineahills:

Fitting in to fit in doesn't fit in, unless it's a culture of not fitting in to fit in.
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: You need people to trust you, before you can screw them over. Strategic thinking ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

@NGH: That's similar to the reflexive unthinking type of hipster/cool person, which I call a "conformist to nonconformity".
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kat330:

@ngh: You love those verbal constructs -- so do I!
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G:

I thought that was getting the crickets from K&A initially
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kat330:

The MUCH funnier word is "underpants." I dunno why, but it always causes a weird reaction compared with underwear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

That's a stolen Andy joke! Listen to the Archives, in 20 years of shows Andy *must* have said that joke already...
  6:40pm
keving:

Waiting for laughing to end before crying: Actually made me laugh out loud.
Avatar 6:40pm
kat330:

James had had had had had had had...u.s.w...
  6:41pm
common:

ken could just play his wed. morning show for his act. i laugh my ass off at work every time.
  6:41pm
hamburger:

evan must have some material...
  6:41pm
Danne D:

Ken needs a Chris Christie hugging him joke
Avatar 6:42pm
kat330:

Tell the audience that they all have faces made for radio.
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Matt from Springfield:

"Pants" is a funny word, with all kinds of constants in one syllable. "Ants in your pants" is a funny use of that in a phrase. "Where" is like several French vowels wrapped around a single R, not giving much impact.
Avatar 6:43pm
kat330:

Yeah, some lunatic (playing the full moon).
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Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Tell the hugging story, then tell something that Christie "said" to him afterwards.
  6:44pm
John McCabe in L.A.:

I tried to call in but my suggestion was not good enough to get on the air
  6:44pm
Pining for the Fjords:

I prefer knickers myself... Here's a quick one, "I wanted to take the stage and knock you all dead but that's not possible, cause my jokes suck and most of you came here half way there already. No but seriously this is a great crowd you all look great!"
Avatar 6:46pm
kat330:

@Pining: It is funny, but also very British. Might not fly with a Joisey crowd.
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kat330:

Try out some boil jokes. Those are always a stitch.
  6:47pm
Danne D:

That's off "Let's Get Small"

I said socket not sprocket!!
  6:47pm
Danne D:

Had that one on 8-track (Steve Martin: "Let's Get Small"
  6:48pm
northguineahills:

@ kat: A friend of mine just made that phrase his gchat tag, the first I'd heard of it. Best since ".Buffalo x8"

What if you were going to a fitting for fitting in to fit in and the fit was fitting so not fitting fit in is the fit.?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Matt from Springfield:

That is a time-honored strategy, used by Steve Martin among others, to *just keep talking* until the audience laughs. Don't tell a joke, but stretch the story out until the story itself becomes a funny anti-joke.
  6:49pm
PMD:

It took 48 minutes for Andy to lose the will to live.
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kat330:

Get along? Ken is Andy's ONLY friend.
  6:50pm
seang:

Andy is killing it 2nite
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Matt from Springfield:

"...and Ken's only invisible friend, Andy!"
  6:50pm
common:

looking at my steve martin record sleeve on my door right now...steve with a large cat. great.
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kat330:

Have a puppet that resembles Breckman -- might be too late to have someone craft a dummy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Matt from Springfield:

@seang: I always say how that's a mistake, when Andy occasionally reveals how funny he actually is...then the audience will expect that every show!
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kat330:

@seang: Yep, I saw he was "on" from his first words of exchange with Irwin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Matt from Springfield:

@kat: The Andy puppets from ~2 years ago! Do they still have that?
  6:53pm
Pining for the Fjords:

I'm convinced Andy has switched medications.
  6:53pm
Dan B From Upstate:

I can't picture Ken needing anger management, but yeah. We only hear him four hours a week when he's in entertainment mode. I wonder how Ken is when the mics aren't on.
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kat330:

There will be an asteroid so near earth in 2029, it will be visible in daylight -- whoa!
  6:55pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Yeah. Ken needs anger management.
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kat330:

@DanB: Yes, I figure Ken has an all-business persona we never get wind of. Otherwise I don't see how he can be manager of such a motley crew.
  6:56pm
hamburger:

reminds me an episode from 'life and times of tim' 'tim fights an old man' :)
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Matt from Springfield:

That's why once you get grey hair, you walk with a cane! So you look feeble, but then have an instrument of assault! You beat them then run!!
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kat330:

amEdeo would appreciate this: Ken has a hot tempeh.
  6:57pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dan, kat: Ken explained it once before. It's more *in*ability to constructively express anger, leading it to burst out.
  6:57pm
Fredericks:

And if the asteroid passes through a "keyhole", seven years later it will hit the earth. That's what I heard, last night, anyway.
Avatar 6:57pm
kat330:

Sandy was a hurricane with a Hurry Cane?
  6:58pm
hamburger:

haha Dan B
  6:58pm
keving:

I think Ken's justified here, they sound infuriating.
  6:58pm
Danne D:

Tried calling but I think I'm out of luck.

Here's the one boiler joke I found on the internet:

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Boiler!
Boiler who?
Boiler egg for four minutes!

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Boiler#ixzz2HWfjHrcA
Avatar 6:59pm
kat330:

I was in a movie theater in Boston (Cambridge actually) watching "Silent Movie" where a guy was reading EVERY effin subtitle out loud to his illiterate preschooler. Oy vey.
  6:59pm
Danne D:

4 minutes of pissed off Ken stories would be the most awesome intro possible
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

That said, Ken does have an all-business side of the brain that blends in with the WFMU environment. An article about him mentions Ken walking around, turning off all lights not in use, knowing exact amounts of expenditures, cashflow and how much in the bank right now, etc.
(Or should I say: usw/und so weiter? :)
  6:59pm
Pining for the Fjords:

"Falling Down" is actually about Ken.
  6:59pm
seang:

you did the right thing Ken
  7:00pm
Danne D:

@M_f_S I've seen the edge of Angry Ken...it's scary
  7:00pm
keving:

I think a door has been opened.
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Matt from Springfield:

OY OY OY Vey kat! Hope you've seen that since, in a more suitable environment!
Kudos on the "Hurry Cane".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:01pm
Matt from Springfield:

What? You watch movies in there? Whadda waste of space! ;)
Avatar 7:01pm
kat330:

I bet it's intense. You can just feel it.

Well, it's been great, kiddos! Good night and be well (wash those hands / get a good night's sleep!)!
  7:02pm
Dan B From Upstate:

The angry Ken story was great. I'd use something like that in your, um... monologue Sunday.
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Matt from Springfield:

Well that was fun! We'll see how their stand-up develops.

Have a good night, all yinze!
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